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With a cry of 'slow', Principal Wolf had no choice but to stop, sighed, and turned around helplessly. 【 】

People often say that good men don't fight with women. Facing this super rogue-like beauty with extremely violent tendencies in front of him, at this moment, he really feels like a scholar who meets a soldier, and he can't explain why.He could only lament his own suffering, the sea of ​​people was vast, why did he meet such a self-confessed beauty like her?Say, if you can't win her, fight, let alone.If it wasn't for him watching more shooting movies and making troubles, he would hide behind the door and pay attention to the movement outside. In this way, Principal Wolf might really sleep in a muddleheaded hatred.

A long time later, by chance, he, who has never believed in fortune, came across a quack magic stick who called himself a fortune teller. The magic fortune teller did the calculations and came to the conclusion that the wolf principal was a gray wolf before he was reincarnated in the last eight lives. A wolf, and that Zimei was reincarnated as a white tiger in her eighth life, so how can the gray wolf not suffer when it encounters a white tiger?Therefore, it is normal that Principal Wolf is often beaten by Zimei, so there is no need to make a fuss.

"What do you want to do again? Tell me quickly!" Lang Mo asked, frowning.He really couldn't bear it, Zimei was indeed beautiful and very eye-catching.Even if she is angry, it has a different flavor.But at this moment, the four words "beautiful and delicious" in Principal Wolf's head have long been thrown into the stinky ditch.

He just wanted to send her away as soon as possible, and then sleep peacefully.

However, Zimei didn't give Principal Wolf a chance at all, she stepped forward a few steps, leaned in front of him and said, "Listen, Principal Wolf, I can't just forget about what happened at the door just now, otherwise , Auntie will make you have nightmares every night!"

"What do you want?" President Wolf said hard, but felt a little guilty in his heart.

"Hmph, I want you to stand guard for me... for me for three consecutive nights!" Zimei touched the big braid on her chest and thought for a while.

"Standing guard? You want me to climb up the fence to help you watch the white wolf? No way! You just kicked my stomach and almost shot me. Sue first, then beat him up? Why should I help you?" Principal Wolf yelled almost in a shrill voice.

"Hmph, don't be so loud. Let me tell you, what happened tonight was all caused by you, a rascal. You were lucky if you were not killed by my gun! Since you are fine, what happened just now , we have to find an explanation, otherwise, I just need to tell those men who followed me on my ass and chase me, hmph, believe it or not, within three days, you will have finished playing and become a eunuch!"

"Oh, I believe, but I'm not afraid! You call them! I want to see how they make me a eunuch!"

"Oh, you have the backbone, I haven't finished my words yet, I still want to tell Sister Alan and Liu Mei what happened tonight, when they know how bad you are, I'll see how they deal with you."

Talking about Liu Mei and Alan, Lang Mo couldn't help but feel a little uneasy. If the crazy woman really told them about the fact that she wiped her tofu, it would take a lot of explaining. Besides, as you can imagine, When this crazy woman files a complaint, she will definitely add fuel and embellishment, and try her best to destroy her tall and innocent image. In this way, it is not an easy task to prove her innocence.However, this purple plum will do this?You know, in the countryside, a girl's innocence is very important.

"It makes sense, but do you dare to say it?" Lang Mo asked with a malicious smile.

"I, of course I dare to say..." Zimei paused and stammered.It was obvious that she began to hesitate.

"Hey, what kind of riddles are you two playing? What did you do between them?" Chen Da, who was still wandering through the clouds and mist, couldn't bear it anymore, and finally asked anxiously from the side.

"Hahaha, there are no riddles, because this is a riddle without an answer. Even if there is, the crazy woman would never dare to tell it! How dare you come to blackmail me? Little sample!" Principal Wolf laughed proudly.

"You, you... gangster, you think I really dare not say..." Zimei blushed and said.

"Hahaha, of course you dare to say it, don't be afraid, say it out loud in front of Teacher Chen! This principal will obey you!"

"Yes, tell me! I really want to know what kind of medicine you sell in your gourd. Really. Tell me quickly, Beautiful Tiger, why did you shoot Principal Wolf!" Chen Dazai also booed.

"Speak, hurry up!..." Principal Lang and Chen Da kept urging, but Zimei kept her red face tense and said nothing.

"Hehehe, I knew it was a charade without an answer! Since you don't tell me, then the principal will go back to his room and go to sleep!" Principal Wolf smiled cheerfully like a victorious general.

Just when Lang Mo thought he would never dare to tell the story, Zimei suddenly said: "Chen pervert, this is not a riddle, because this hooligan touched me, and it was my penis!"

As soon as these words came out, the two men in front of Zimei's eyes widened and their mouths were dumbstruck!

"Listen, Principal Wolf, you forced me to say this, and of course you will be blamed for these things again! Look at the knife!" Before Principal Wolf could react, Zimei took a handful from the leggings of her trousers. The short hunting knife that was shining coldly stepped forward, and with a sway of his figure, he put Principal Wolf on the ground, and then, a heavy boot stepped on Principal Wolf's chest fiercely, preventing him from struggling.

"You, what do you want to do!" Principal Wolf asked helplessly as he pinched Zimei's right foot, which was as heavy as Mount Tai.

"Nothing, I just want to cut off the two pig ears on your head!" Zimei said while moving the hunting knife to his right ear.

"How dare you! You are breaking the law and will go to jail!" Principal Wolf yelled.

"Hmph, why don't you dare? Auntie only knows that if you kill someone, you have to change your life, but I have never heard that cutting someone's ear will go to jail!" After she finished speaking, she used a little force, and the sharp dagger was cut through. On his skin, blood flowed down the ear canals into Principal Wolf's neck.

Seeing this, Chen Da was so frightened that he stepped forward to dissuade her, but when he saw Zimei's cold gaze, he didn't dare to go forward again.

"Oh, Principal Wolf, please promise Zimei quickly, isn't it just three night shifts? It's better than having both ears cut off! A hero doesn't suffer from immediate losses! Don't be so stubborn, hurry up and agree!" "The only thing Chen Dan can do is to persuade Principal Lang to surrender quickly, the most important thing is to keep his ears.

At this time, Principal Wolf was also very guilty. Think about it, this crazy woman dared to greet people with a gun, let alone with two ears?Severe pain, slightly warm blood flowing into the collar, coupled with Chen Da's painstaking persuasion, Principal Lang finally couldn't resist shouting: "Crazy woman, you win, this principal admits it!"

"Hmph, what you said is true?!" Zimei didn't let go.

"of course it's true!"

"No, I don't believe it, you have to swear a poisonous oath!"

"Poisonous oath? Well, if the principal lies, he will be struck by lightning and die!" The helpless principal wolf has no other choice, he can only follow it, because he feels that his right ear is about to fall to the ground .

"No, it's not poisonous enough! Say it again!"

"If I lie, I will be hit by a car and die if I go out, and I will drink cold water to die!"

"No, it's not poisonous enough!"

"If I lie, make me a eunuch!"

"No, it's not poisonous enough! Start again!"

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"Okay, okay, if the principal lies, let... just let that white wolf tear me apart!"

"Well, that's more or less the same." When she said the last poisonous oath, Zimei let go of her beautiful foot that was on Principal Wolf's chest.

When Lang Mo stood up, he found that the blood on the ear had flowed all over his neck.Seeing this, Chen Da quickly found a towel to wipe him clean, and then found cotton to help him stop the bleeding.

After Chen Da's inspection, he told Principal Wolf that there was nothing wrong with his right ear, and it would not fall to the ground at all, but there were many scratches on and around the right ear, which were all skin injuries, no matter what. It's in the way, but with so many small scratches, Principal Wolf wasted blood all over his neck.

Under Zimei's intimidation, Principal Wolf, who had just bandaged his ears, was driven up to the fence.After watching Lang Mo go up the fence, Zimei suddenly took out a hunting knife and put it in Chen Da's ear, saying: "Chen pervert, listen carefully, what happened tonight, if you say something outside, I will Immediately cut off your ears and feed them to the wolves!"

Chen Dana still dared to say half a word, dare not say again and again.Then he thought of something and asked: "What should we do if Principal Wolf said what happened tonight?" "

"Hmph, cut off your ears as well!" Zimei said angrily.After hearing this, Da Chen almost burst into tears.At this moment, Wang Yipao rushed to the school with a dozen boys out of breath and asked, "Zimei, we heard gunshots just now. I reckoned that you might have fired the shot here. Did you see it?" The white wolf? "

"It was I who fired the gun, and it was just an accidental misfire, so don't make such a fuss." Zimei said without changing her expression.

"Hey, that's how it turned out, it caused us a false alarm. Where's Principal Wolf, why don't you see anyone else?" Seeing that Lang Mo's room was empty, Wang Yipao asked again.

"Well, it's like this. Principal Wolf doesn't like the white wolf very much. He wants to climb up the wall to kill the white wolf. Here, he's on top!" Zimei pointed to a lonely figure on the wall. Said.

"Ah, Principal Wolf is good! Everyone says that Principal Wolf is good, yes, really good!" Wang Yipao nodded repeatedly.When Chen Day heard this, he shook his head even more.

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