Journey to the West: Start by giving Taishang Laojun a whole life

Chapter 15: Beauty Snake? Strange Secret
Qingniu always felt that these things floating in front of his eyes were weird and he didn't like them, so he followed the index of these hints and quickly found the source.

It’s Zhang Tian!

So he shrunk the ground into an inch, and crossed from where he was to in front of Zhang Tian, and snorted on the spot, "Humph! Zhang boy, what kind of magical power have you cultivated?"

He had seen all kinds of strange magical powers, such as the art of restraining water, which was to stop the water and pass through it.

Another example is the art of borrowing wind, which is to borrow the wind from the sky and play with it as you like.

There is also the method of swallowing a knife, which is to swallow the knife into your stomach.

Or it could be a method of simply drawing cakes to appease hunger.

Anyway, I have seen all kinds of strange things, but this is the first time I have seen such useless magical powers like the one Zhang Tian has cultivated!

Qingniu looked at him again with suspicion, and saw that there was also a vague frame above Zhang Tian's head.

[This combat power is 500. You can beat him with one hand. You have a 100% chance of winning.]

Qingniu: ...

Qingniu: What use do I have for this useless tip!

He doesn't need it, but it is of great use to Zhang Tian. After all, this thing can be used to identify the enemy's identity, or to be more precise, to identify the opponent's combat power.

This is very important!
You are a demon king in the mountains. One day, you come down the mountain and find a monkey standing in front of you with a stick in his hand. Congratulations, your life begins to count down. Please choose the following dialogue:

1: Where did this hairy-faced, thunder-mouthed monk come from? Die now!
2: Who was I thinking? It turned out to be Bi Ma Wen, the horse breeder back then!

Three: I’ve heard of it for a long time. It turns out to be the Monkey King Sun Wukong who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace. I have been worshipping him for a long time!

Answer: If you choose two, you are guaranteed to survive. If you choose three, there is a high chance that you will survive. If you choose one, please go to the underworld and queue up. Be quick, and you may still have another half of your life.

The importance of visible information.

Zhang Tian kept trying to persuade him, simply because he had already experienced the wonderful usefulness of the simplified version of the Book of Changes in his art of divination, which was extremely useful.

He just glanced at the blue bull in front of him, and general information about the other party emerged in his mind.

[The one-horned rhinoceros, nicknamed the flat-horned blue bull, is the mount of the Supreme Lord Lao, an ancient auspicious beast with a jagged horn, bright eyes, fur as green as indigo, tendons as hard as steel, and no use for breathing or plowing the clouds, but is strong enough to bully the heavens and shake the earth. Do not provoke it, the chance of winning is zero.]

Although only a brief introduction.

There was no detailed introduction to the various realms of cultivation, skills, magical powers, and magic weapons, but Zhang Tian was already satisfied. After all, the fact that he could recognize true immortals with his naked eyes could at least allow him to avoid many disasters.

So Zhang Tian tried to persuade him, "Brother Niu, this was not my intentional act, but the result of my heart. If God helps, I will figure it out vaguely. I think it was arranged by God, and God's arrangement is the greatest!"

Qingniu was stunned for a moment, as if he was convinced by this argument. He thought to himself, the master has been in heaven for so long, tens of thousands of years, and there is not even one person who can comprehend and practice Tao Te Ching successfully. I, the old cow, have only been here for three hundred years and I have met one. If the master likes him... that's it, I will give him some face...

However, he still advised, "Write down the magical powers you have comprehended for me, Old Cow. After all, there are many gods and immortals in the Zhoutian, and the Book of Changes is extremely mysterious. There is no room for a kid like you to tinker with it. If you offend someone, it will be a sin that you will never be able to wash away in your three lifetimes!"

He wants to take a look.

So Zhang Tian nodded and wrote down his simplified version of the "Book of Changes", which should be called "Yishu" at this time.

Qingniu took a look and moved his fingers slightly. This was because he had followed Taishang Laojun for a long time. Although he was not a person who was proficient in the mysteries of heaven, he had learned a little bit when he was bored.

Just by taking a look at it for two times, he seemed to understand something and was amazed in his heart, wondering if this kid had really understood the master's Tao Te Ching? Why was his comprehension so extraordinary?
Qingniu succeeded quickly.

He has great abilities.

He did not hang his immortal position on the heads of other immortals, but ascended to heaven in one step, hanging it directly on the way of heaven. Then he looked down at the surrounding creatures. The three lives and three worlds were all in his sight, as if the book of life and death was placed in front of him and he was asked to flip through it. "It's so accurate!"

"How is this done?"

"Hiss, it's more accurate than what I, Old Cow, can predict!"

Qingniu subconsciously glanced at himself and immediately found the details.

[Thief Ox: The leader of the three realms, a famous cunning, evil and shameless cow.

Thirty thousand years ago, he stole sixty-three peaches from heaven.

Twenty-nine thousand years ago, he drank the Jade Emperor's wine and stole his underwear.

Twenty-one thousand years ago, teasing beautiful Western cows.

Twenty thousand years ago, he stole Buddhist treasures, pretended to be Tathagata and preached the joyful Buddhist Dharma to all Buddhas, and was imprisoned for three thousand years.

Seventeen thousand years ago, someone wrote 6,350 articles under the name of "Kongzizhu" pretending to be Confucius and corrupting public morals.

Thirteen thousand years ago, a fight broke out and the pillar of heaven was broken...

The crime is extremely serious, it is recommended to whip the corpse! Send it to the Nine Netherworld! 】

Qingniu’s old face turned red.

Never mention any suggestions for revision to Zhang Tian again.

Just turn around and leave.

This made Zhang Tian confused. After all, his immortal position was placed with Qingniu, but he couldn't see what the other party saw. When he saw the other party leaving, he thought that he had something to deal with and didn't ask any more questions.

After he learned the Yi-shu method, he was extremely interested. He looked at almost all the flowers and plants on the mountain, even the ants in the ant nest. However, most of the things on the mountain were ordinary and there was nothing worth seeing.

Soon Zhang Tian thought of the treasure in the cold pond, so he carried the bucket and went into the mountains to the cold pond.

Standing by the cold pond.

Bow down.

This time, he didn't need the Taoist eyes gained from practicing the Taoist scriptures. Relying on the changes that Bull Demon had undergone after his second transformation, he could see the huge cauldron at the bottom of the cold pond with his naked eyes.

[Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace: The alchemy furnace used by Taishang Laojun for alchemy is made of immortal gold and divine iron. It is indestructible and requires divine fire to drive.]

[Seven-Colored Stone: A true immortal who had cultivated the five innate energies in his chest was burned by divine fire. The immortal stone left behind contains immortal charm and has incredible magical powers.]

[Beauty Snake: A pitiful hundred-year-old snake demon who has just started practicing, with a cultivation level of only fifty. If you are a pervert, you can cultivate it. According to unofficial historical records, the sexual ability of the beauty snake is thirteen times better than that of a beautiful woman, slightly inferior to that of a dolphin in the sea, with a 70% chance of winning.]

Zhang Tian:?
He could understand the alchemy furnace in front of him and the colorful stone emitting light from the furnace.

What the hell is the profile of this beautiful snake?

He thought about it and immediately felt ashamed. "Brother Niu is the cow of Taishang Laojun. He is kind and righteous, with good moral character. I must have seen some weird things from the pornographic pictures shared by my friends in my previous life, which led to this thing..."

"Oh! Shame on me, shame on me!"

(End of this chapter)