Journey to the West: Start by giving Taishang Laojun a whole life

Chapter 154 The four brothers of the Demon Family: Little demon monkey? What are you looking at? Can you really hit me?

Zhang Tian was indeed afraid in his heart, but there was nothing he could do about it. After all, the monkey in front of him was the most popular monkey in mythology. Even in the heavens and myriad worlds, he was an extraordinary existence.

With a lifespan of more than 300 years, he spent nearly 90% of that time playing, but it took him only three years to attain enlightenment, becoming an immortal golden immortal who was beyond the Three Realms, not within the Five Elements, and had a worry-free lifespan.

In addition to the power of Patriarch Bodhi, the monkey's talent is also extraordinary. After all, in the huge Fangcun Mountain, among so many fairies, only the monkey has made such a great name.

This is as outrageous as the fact that your 90-year-old grandfather, who can't read a single word and is treated as his own father by health product sellers, read through all the mathematics-related books in just three months, and then solved Fermat's Last Theorem in three minutes.

At this time, you can’t even get a perfect score in math in the college entrance examination, let alone advanced mathematics:…

You: Uh…

So Zhang Tian was very cautious. After all, he had just seen with his own eyes that the monkey defeated Nezha in just a dozen moves. Nezha ran away in embarrassment with his arms around his shoulders. Fortunately, he was beaten up.

He felt that it was reasonable for him to ask the other party to give up two hands and three legs, oh, the three legs at the back, not the ones in the front!
The monkey was so angry that he wanted to laugh. He was annoyed by Zhang Tian's hesitation and started to attack with the Dinghai Shenzhen without saying a word. Zhang Tian did not dare to be careless. He immediately displayed his great power and secretly used the Future Bodhi Sutra. However, what surprised him was

The two men's sticks did not add up.

The monkey held the Dinghaishen Needle and shouted, "Ah! What a powerful force! It hurts me so much, my elbow, my hip, my lumbar disc, it hurts so much!"

If it were somewhere else.

Zhang Tian was about to curse the monkey, calling him a shameless scammer, but now, he couldn't stop praising him. He thought that the monkey must have been trained by Qingniu before, and his acting skills were really good, just like the real one.

There were sudden sounds of drums beating in the nine heavens. Tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals were looking left and right, trying to catch any traces of the fight between the two men. It was so intense.

But soon, Zhang Tian and the monkey fought higher and higher, from the human world to the sky, and headed straight for the nine heavens.

It was Zhang Tian who secretly said to the monkey, "Come, come, follow me to the sky, and make some trouble at the South Heaven Gate."

He wanted to get to know the monkey.

They were also fellow apprentices in Fangcun Mountain.

So he wanted to secretly lend a helping hand to the monkey, even though Bi Ma Wen was the director of imperial horses, in charge of 100,000 celestial horses, and had dozens of minor clerks who obeyed his orders, he could not be considered a minor official.

After all, many officials within the system started out as errand runners for others and worked their way up the ranks. It’s unknown how many years it would take, and they also needed help from noble people and opportunities before they had a glimmer of hope of becoming a position like the monkey, who got his seat as soon as he entered officialdom.

For ordinary people, it is very good.

But for monkeys, it is indeed a little worse.

After all, he is the lord of the Flower-Fruit Mountain, with seventy-two demon kings and millions of demon soldiers under his command. At least he should be like Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, a true lord who obeys orders but not declarations and is free and at ease!
So Zhang Tian secretly lent a helping hand to the monkey, and whispered to him, "This heaven is different from the human world. It is not distributed according to work, but according to noise. The more noise you make, the better things you get."

of course.

This has a small prerequisite, that is, one must be able to withstand the wrath of Heaven and the wrath of numerous heavenly soldiers and generals without dying, otherwise one will suffer great punishment.

The monkey was extremely smart. He immediately understood what was going on and shouted loudly, so that all the heavenly soldiers and generals could hear him. “What a great young general! What a great young general! I, Sun, am leaving! I, Sun, am leaving.”

He suddenly somersaulted on the spot.

He used the real somersault cloud, not the rolling cloud magic of the blue bull, and disappeared in front of everyone in an instant, which was unimaginably fast. Everyone was shocked, especially Nezha who had magical weapons. He looked at the wind fire wheel under his feet in disbelief, and then looked at the monkey that disappeared in the blink of an eye. For a moment, he doubted his life.

The Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King quickly asked Zhang Tiandao, "Did you see where the demon monkey went?"

Zhang Tian shook his head repeatedly and said deliberately, "I think the demon monkey saw that our soldiers were strong and got scared, so he fled to other places."

The Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King thought so too. After all, he led a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals. Even if the monkey defeated the Giant Spirit and Nezha, he guessed that the two did not take each other seriously and were careless and negligent.

So he was very happy and praised Zhang Tian several times on the spot, saying that he was worthy of being a disciple of Taishang Laojun and possessed extraordinary divine power. He gave Zhang Tian a credit on the spot.

Then the soldiers collected the gold.

They rode on the clouds and flew back to the Heaven. The Heaven was very high and it took them a long time to arrive. From afar they saw the four brothers of the Mo family who were guarding the South Gate of Heaven. They were staggering, with bruises on their faces and noses, and it was obvious that they had been beaten up by some unknown person.

Zhang Tian looked around and saw old acquaintances from the future, that is, Zhao Gongming and Guan Yu, who were the descendants of the four brothers of the Mo family and had not yet made their fortunes. One of them later became the God of Wealth and War, and the other was even more powerful, and directly became a door god.

But at this time, the two of them looked a little miserable. They were punched twice by a passing monkey and were obviously feeling uncomfortable.

The Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King was very shocked when he saw this. After all, the Mo brothers were six-star generals guarding the Heavenly Gate. He had stopped countless daring people, but today all four brothers were knocked down!

"What on earth happened? Who is so divine that he has such power?"

The four brothers of the Mo family felt very aggrieved. "It was a demon monkey who knew some manners. It wandered in front of us and asked us what we were looking at, and then... then..."

Then one got kicked in the ass.

One had his hair pulled.

One had his clothes torn off.

Another one had his piano smashed.

Zhang Tian couldn't stop laughing after hearing this. He asked the monkey to cause trouble, but he didn't expect that the monkey learned it from somewhere and had to find a reason before causing trouble, and it was such a funny reason.

Monkey: What are you looking at?

The four brothers of the Demon Family: Little demon monkey, you are so funny, what are you doing? Do you think you can hit me?
Monkey: F**K
Grumpy Telegraph Monkey!
Nezha immediately shouted "Oh no!" and flew towards the South Heaven Gate on his wind-fire wheel. The Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King followed closely behind him, and he saw many gods and generals chasing and intercepting the monkey. The battle between the divine weapons was so exciting and fierce.

Zhang Tian did not step forward, but just squeezed behind the crowd to watch the show. Seeing that many gods and generals were hit by the monkey's stick and had black and blue faces, he immediately realized that the time had come.

He ran to the Lingxiao Palace to report.

The Jade Emperor was stunned. "What? That demon monkey has come to my Heavenly Palace. What kind of ability does he have?"

"Same skills as mine."

Jade Emperor: Oh, it turns out to be a side dish!

(End of this chapter)