Journey to the West: Start by giving Taishang Laojun a whole life

Chapter 168: Writing about the Spring and Autumn Annals? I, Lao Niu, am a master of pornographic writing!
The Emperor Ziwei was extremely silent.

After all, Zhenwu's bargaining method was really too harsh. Even the most unscrupulous antique dealer did not dare to bargain like that. He reduced the sentence from five thousand years to five years.

If anyone else dares to bargain with this great emperor, he should consider whether his life is still worth it!

At least after Zhenwu said this, the many gods and generals in the Ziwei Palace dared not even breathe, for fear of incurring the wrath of Ziwei Emperor.

But the other party was not angry.

Instead, I am still thinking about this matter seriously.

Although he did not know the Bodhi Patriarch, did not know his ability, and had never even heard of him, he had some guesses in his mind, "To be able to cultivate to the half-step Primordial Realm, one must be a natural genius like Tathagata, who had the opportunity to open the sky and was blessed by the luck of Buddhism, and could achieve it in 40,000 to 50,000 years, but that kind of thing is extremely rare."

"Or maybe he is a peerless old shaman who has been trapped in the outer world of heaven, living for millions of years, hiding from others for several epochs..."

No matter which kind of achievement one has achieved in the Half-Step Hunyuan realm, it shows that the other party has good talent and comprehension, and has some strength.

The purpose of cultivating immortality and achieving enlightenment is just to achieve immortality and live longer. It is important to be harmonious and there is no need to lose face for others.

As for becoming the king?

That really proves the saying, the emperor takes turns, this year it's my turn! It all depends on opportunities and means!

So the Purple Star Emperor thought about it and gave Bodhi Patriarch some face, but not much. "That demon monkey stole my fruits and my treasure house, and smashed my palace before leaving. He is so arrogant and domineering. He must not be tolerated! Imprisoned under the Flower-Fruit Mountain for five hundred years!"

This is the final sentence.

Even if Patriarch Zhenwu wanted to persuade him, he was helpless because Emperor Ziwei was also proud. He achieved Half-Step Hunyuan in this era, and he would not be bad in the next era. But could the so-called Patriarch Bodhi achieve Half-Step Hunyuan in the next era?

Maybe it will get worse and worse with each reincarnation!

Pure Yang Sword Immortal Lu Dongbin: Have you heard my story?

Emperor Ziwei turned his head and warned Master Zhenwu, "We cultivators respect heaven and earth, and we value a calm mind like still water. Good and evil will eventually be rewarded. And for someone with a character like that demon monkey, wanting to achieve the Half-Step Primordial Dao? That's just wishful thinking! Change it up as soon as possible!"

When he saw Master Zhenwu pleading for the monkey, he guessed that the other party had a complicated relationship with the monkey, so he reminded him.

But Master Zhenwu was very nervous, thinking that Emperor Ziwei had seen something, and asked hurriedly, "What about Master Kongxu? He became a disciple of Taishang Laojun. Is there any hope for him to achieve the Half-Step Primordial Dao?"

"I have seen that boy. Although he has some talent and can practice my Star Shifting and Constellation Changing Technique, he is just following an unorthodox path and has only a little wisdom. He is not worthy of being in the upper class and will never become a great man!"

Zhenwu breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhenwu: I really scared myself, it turns out I am blind!

After all, how could he expect a monkey to achieve the status of Hunyuan Yiqi Taiyi Jinxian in just two or three years? With such talent, if the other party didn't achieve Half-Step Hunyuan, how could he achieve it?

As for why he believed Zhang Tian could do it.

Zhenwu: Who in the world doesn't know that the great master of Hunyuan Sword Dao is the most protective and the most cunning? Although he cannot enter this world in this era, it will be his turn to open up the sky in the next era. By then, I'm afraid that your position will have to move, the Great Emperor!

He did not elaborate on the matter. After all, the relationship between the two was not that good. Moreover, since it involved the leader Hunyuan, it was not convenient to say more.

Instead, he received the order from Emperor Ziwei and forced the monkey to go down to the Flower-Fruit Mountain. At this time, Zhang Tian was still leading many heavenly soldiers to hunt down the escaped demon soldiers. He was idle and had nothing to do. When he saw Zhenwu coming back, his eyes lit up and he went straight over.

Zhang Tian learned about the punishment of the monkey from Zhenwu, which made him look confused. "What? Suppressed under the Flower-Fruit Mountain... for only five hundred years?"

He was originally worried about the monkey. Now his face was extremely strange, looking at Zhenwu, he seemed to be hesitant to speak. He really wanted to ask if the other party was the new father of the monkey?
After all, this is how monkeys are treated.

It was only later that Erlang Shen imprisoned his own sister and enjoyed this, so the True Lord Erlang Shen was also called the True Lord Who Releases Water into the Sea.

However, Zhang Tian did not say much. He just watched Zhenwu send the monkey to the foot of the Flower-Fruit Mountain. Seeing that the monkey was not being honest and was about to come out, he heard the monkey cursing, "You damn monkey, you are always causing trouble outside. I haven't seen you for a few years, but you dare to attack the Heavenly Palace and call yourself the Great Sage Equaling Heaven. If you jump out of this Flower-Fruit Mountain, I will go to your master, Patriarch Bodhi, to file a complaint against you!"

The monkey immediately put on a flattering smile on his face. Not only did he retract his hand, he even took the initiative to move the Flower-Fruit Mountain forward to cover his head. He was so honest.

Zhang Tian found it funny, and was asked by Zhenwu to chat with him again, about the last time. "I have already talked to the emperor, and he will temporarily transfer your official position to me, and help me conquer the monsters in the North Sea."

Zhenwu also said a few more words in advance as a warning, "The North Sea is not like the Heavenly Palace. The environment is extremely harsh and there are many monsters. When you get there, don't complain or whine!"

What he needs is a general who can slay demons and eliminate evil.

Instead of someone who has connections and is trying to take credit for something.

Zhang Tian nodded.

He kept saying, "I know, I know."

He had heard about the hardships of the North Sea. After all, a certain Master Wen had once led an expedition to the North Sea. It was said that they had fought all the way to the neighboring universe, but in the end they found no treasures. They could only snatch one of the eyes of the God King Odin as a trophy. It was so sad to talk about it.

"I'm going to go back and take care of some things. I'll report back soon."

After Zhang Tian agreed on a time with Zhenwu, he returned to heaven on a cloud with all the heavenly soldiers. After handing over the military power, he returned to his own Tushita Palace.

He was cleaning up his stuff.

Prepare to go to the North Sea.

But when he saw the Human Emperor Flag that he had begged for from Miaole Tianzun, he suddenly got a hint of the secret after meditating for many days without any clue. "Since it is the Human Emperor Flag, it was made by the human race's worship and incense. I think it is the flag that condenses the human race's destiny. The way of heaven has changed, the rules of heaven and earth have changed, but will the human race's destiny change?"

Zhang Tian thought about it.

I think it's probably universal.

After all, the Three Pure Ones took turns to create the world, which is not necessarily completely different. There should be some similarities.

If he realizes something.

What methods can be used to unite the people?

"If we follow the stupid method, we may have to spend a lot of time researching rice and cultivating grain varieties, but it will more or less take up some time..."

"If you want it fast!"

Zhang Tian went to look for Qing Niu, whose pornographic book was a best-seller in the three realms. Immediately, Huang Niu's eyes lit up. Is there finally someone who will inherit my great cause of reproducing offspring for the human race?

He was quite experienced and kept talking. "Show me what you wrote. I'll tell you that there are techniques to it. The beauty should be plump, have a cool personality, and have a perky butt... uh..."

Qingniu looked at the authentic Spring and Autumn Annals in his hand and fell into deep thought.

Qingniu: The serious Spring and Autumn Period?
"No more playing, let's go!!"

(End of this chapter)