Journey to the West: Start by giving Taishang Laojun a whole life

Chapter 171: Peeping at the Buddha taking a bath? No, I'm even more perverted!
Lihentian is the Taoist temple of Taishang Laojun.

It is really not something that ordinary gods can enter.

At most, they would go to the office where the Jade Emperor had granted special pardon to those who had sued Qingniu. The gate of Tushita Palace was never opened to other gods. This was because of their noble status.

The Fire Star Lord was an old cadre in the Heavenly Court, not a newcomer either. When he heard the name of the Tushita Palace in Lihentian and saw Zhang Tian's half-smile, his already red face turned even redder and he spoke more politely.

After all, it’s cultivating immortality.

It matters power, background, and human relations!
Fire Virtue Star Lord laughed loudly, "So you are the new disciple of Taishang Laojun, Master Kongxu. You are indeed as handsome as the rumors say. If you have any questions about cultivation in the future, feel free to ask me."

He stroked his beard and recalled the past. "Back then, when your master was refining the supreme divine weapon, the Shangbaojinqin Rake, I was fortunate enough to participate. When the divine weapon was born, it was so bright and golden that the heaven and earth shone together. Now thinking about it, a thousand years have passed in the blink of an eye... It really makes me feel emotional..."

The so-called Shangbaoqinjinpalladium.

In fact, it is the Nine-toothed Rake in Zhu Bajie's hand in the future. It is an ultimate magic weapon that can be ranked among the top few in the world of Journey to the West, and can even compete for the first place.

People all think that this magic weapon is just a ceremonial object, good looking but not practical, but it is a weapon. Think about Laozi's other treasures, the water bottle, the gourd for elixirs, and the belt on the pants, all of which have various powers.

This nine-toothed rake, which is somewhat like a weapon, also has unique power. It can ignore the flesh and specifically destroy the indestructible Vajra.

It's a pity that it fell into the hands of Zhu Bajie. If it fell into the hands of the monkey, it would have been hit by a strong rake, and even Erlang Shen would have been unable to withstand it.

Zhang Tian was immediately interested and said enthusiastically, "Xing Jun is really amazing. He was invited by my master. I think he is also a master of refining. Please give me more guidance to help me achieve the goal of refining!"

He wanted to lay a foundation.

After all, Taishang Laojun's skills in alchemy and refining weapons have reached the pinnacle, and it is not something that can be learned casually. You have to prepare in advance.

The Fire Star God was very proud and started talking about how the three energies could be transformed into a hundred kinds of fire. Even the Jade Emperor was not as good as him in controlling fire. Zhang Tian was stunned when he heard it.

Then Zhenwu laughed, "It's just someone adding fuel to the fire of the Eight Diagrams furnace!"

The Fire Star God has a resentful look in his eyes.

But it is irrefutable.

This was a joke made by Zhenwu. He called Zhang Tian in front of him and told him some military information about the North Sea.

He had been sent by the Jade Emperor to fight against the monsters in the North Sea for more than ten years. With his ability, he had no problem doing so. "Those monsters were insignificant, but they dared to oppose the Heavenly Court. It was actually because there were bold and reckless people behind the scenes who were secretly instigating them."

It was a force that Zhang Tian was familiar with.

His name is Brahman.

While he was thinking, Zhenwu explained it to him attentively. After all, he knew that Zhang Tian was a rookie and didn't know about the past. "This Brahman is a local religious force born in Xiniu Hezhou since the beginning of the era. It has several immortal golden immortals. It can be said to be extremely glorious and has hundreds of millions of believers."

"But later, the Buddhist sect returned from the outer space, and under the leadership of Kinnara, the reincarnation of the former Buddha's disciple, they directly entered Xiniu Hezhou and fought with the Brahmins. They won three battles and drove them out of Xiniu Hezhou."

"We should have wiped them out, but for some reason, internal strife broke out within the Buddhist sect, giving the defeated Brahmin remnants a chance to catch their breath. They hid in the Three Realms, and now, thousands of years have passed, they have revived and are trying to stir up trouble!"

The inheritance is difficult to break.

Especially for a case like this where an immortal golden immortal has appeared, it means that it is extremely effective. As long as the faith spreads, there will always be people who inexplicably become the other party's successor.

Just like when you surf the Internet every day, one day you will accidentally enter a mysterious website and learn about the existence of xx media and xx Tanhua, and then become their loyal believer, practicing their fighting postures and skills.

"Now, those who were brave enough and whose traces I discovered have been killed by me. However, there are also talented people among the remaining ones. They have even developed a Pala illusion, where the spirit and soul meet, and they cannot find the physical body at all."

Zhenwu was somewhat helpless. Although he had extraordinary combat power and was the Nine Heavens Demon Slayer, he was powerless when faced with such a situation. "I am not someone who is proficient in deducing the mysteries of heaven. I originally wanted to seek out the Bodhi Patriarch, but I found that he had left Fangcun Mountain and went to the Heaven Beyond Heaven. When I saw you that day, I asked you to give it a try."

The secrets of Bodhi Patriarch are extremely powerful. His successor is naturally not bad either!
As for why not ask the monkey?

Huaguoshan.

The monkey looked at the dark clouds in the sky and frowned for a moment, "My king, didn't you say it wouldn't rain today?"

The pressed monkey was blown away instantly by a gust of wind.

The dark clouds in the sky suddenly disappeared.

The monkey raised his eyebrows, "If you say it won't rain, then it won't rain! Is that okay?"

All the monkeys and their descendants: ...

And the other side.

Zhang Tian nodded in agreement. What he had to do was very simple. He used the magic weapon intercepted by Zhenwu to leave his body and enter the so-called Pala illusion. Then, through deduction of the mysteries and investigation of cause and effect, he would find the offline identities and addresses of those people.

He felt like he had seen it before.

"Oh! Isn't this just random political involvement and random URL sharing online? My mission is to be an undercover agent and act as an Internet police officer?"

Zhang Tian understood.

Sit in meditation every day, practice Huang Tian Dafa, and wait quietly.

Not a few days passed.

The magic weapon responded, and carried Zhang Tian away like Wei Zheng slaying the Dragon King in the future. His soul left the body without any resistance and came to a vast palace. The appearance was so familiar, it was actually similar to the Heavenly Palace.

There are many demons gathered.

There are men and women.

Someone immediately noticed Zhang Tian, a stranger, and asked curiously, "Little white face, you are so handsome, what shameful thing did you do to be dragged here?"

"I am a traitor to Buddhism."

Now everyone was even more surprised. Buddhists are well-known for their kindness. Even if one has committed an unforgivable crime, as long as he sincerely repents, he will not lose his life. So what had this person in front of him done wrong?
“I practice the Zen of Joy.”

Everyone became even more interested and laughed, "You must have peeped at the Bodhisattva bathing, or raped a nun?"

Zhang Tian sighed, "My master is an old antique. He has been practicing Joy Zen, but his thoughts are so stubborn. My junior fellow apprentice and I are clearly in love, but he won't allow it. Sigh..."

All demons and evil spirits: A strong man...a strong man locks up a man?
Before they could react, they saw Zhang Tian sniffing carefully with an excited look in his eyes, "Brother! You smell so good!"

All the male demons and male sperms: Get the hell out of here!

He dodged so quickly that no one dared to approach.

The pretty female demon was not afraid, flirting and posing, and she was quite fond of Zhang Tian. After all, she was handsome and not inferior to Erlang Zhenjun. But she heard the other party open his mouth and said, "Can you grow that thing?"

The female demon was confused, "What?"

"The Dragon-Subduing Stick!"

Female demon: "Ah!!! This is... insulting, get... get out!"

(End of this chapter)