Journey to the West: Start by giving Taishang Laojun a whole life

Chapter 187 Taishang Laojun: Two gourds of golden elixir, do you think they are food?

As the three major rebels in heaven.

Nezha, Erlang Shen, and Sun Wukong.

Zhang Tian was very familiar with the names of these three people. When he thought about these three people getting together and going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, cold sweat immediately broke out on his forehead.

After all, when Guanyin Bodhisattva invited many gods to act as actors, not a single one was dead, but when he invited many gods to act as actors, it is very likely that not a single one would be alive.

How can this be called hiring actors?
This is clearly the reincarnation of Shen Gongbao! He keeps saying, "Fellow Taoist, please come down to earth. I promise you will go there but not come back!"

Zhang Tian didn't want to be infamous for eternity, so he quickly shook his head to refuse. He even regretted what he had just promised Nezha. After all, this guy was known for his bad temper.

If there is a disagreement, he will cut flesh and return flesh to his mother and bones to his father. If you make him angry, he will shout "Fuck you" and stab you with a flaming spear!
When Nezha saw his expression change, he understood. Although he was a little disappointed, he also knew that this matter was a bit difficult, so his tone became more tactful. "Then please transfer my quota to my second brother. He is trapped in the Nine Netherworld. If there is no chance, he will be trapped for hundreds of years."

"He is under the Netherworld?"

Zhang Tian was at a loss, his memory of Erlang Zhenjun still remained on that day's battle at Fangcun Mountain. The other party said that he was a remnant of the Shangqing lineage, and he would be beaten every time he saw him, but he disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Hiss! Wait! Fangcun Mountain?

He suddenly seemed to remember something, and his expression was very strange. After all, Yuanshi Tianzun had mentioned something to him outside the Nantian Gate that day. That was the Bodhi Patriarch of Fangcun Mountain, who was actually...

Erlang, you deserve to die!

Zhang Tian coughed, and finally understood why Nezha suddenly came to the Tushita Palace and wanted to be a pilgrim. It was obvious that the other party had tried every possible means but found that there was no way to pull Erlang Shen Zhenjun out of the Nine Netherworld. So he realized the seriousness of the problem and came down to the Taiqing Sect.

He thought about it.

Nodded and agreed to go.

After all, although he had some grudges with Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun before, that was just a test from Patriarch Bodhi, and the other party had become a chess piece in the hands of the Patriarch. Now that he has been in Jiuyou for so long, he can be considered to have vented his anger, so he decided to help the other party.

Seeing Zhang Tian nodded in agreement, Nezha left with a happy face. Seeing this, Nezha was puzzled. These two guys are obviously not from the same lineage. One is from Yuqing and the other is from Tathagata Buddha. Why do they seem to have such a good relationship?

He was deep in thought when he returned to Tushita Palace. He saw a familiar figure. It was the annoying Qingniu. He stood in front of the Bagua furnace with his hands behind his back, pretending to be serious. He sighed, "Hey! Good morning, young master. You are indeed a genius. I have taught you to make pills so early. Do you want me, Old Niu, to give you some pointers?"

Zhang Tian laughed in his heart.

How could this old cow have such good intentions? It was obvious that he had just eavesdropped on him and Nezha's affair, and now he was just pretending to change the subject.

He laughed and cursed, "You damned cheating bull, you come to cheat me again. Tell me, how much did you sell this news for, and how much profit did you get?"

After all, the journey to the west was a private conversation between the ancient Buddha Dipankara and the Jade Emperor. Apart from the boy and him, only the cow in front of him knew about it. The three boys were not so bold, so naturally it was this thief cow who did it!

It's simply revealing the secret.

Interfere with sentient beings.

This is a very serious matter. Just like a big boss is going to develop a certain place, if someone gets the news in advance and buys a large piece of land, they can easily change their fate and live a rich and prosperous life.

The thief chuckled and didn't argue. He just silently gestured to Zhang Tian with his fingers, obviously preparing to divide the money. "There are many benefits. Divide it into three parts, one for you and one for me."

"Well, what about the remaining 80%?"

"Then we'll naturally follow the old rules~~"

Qingniu pointed at the stove, and Zhang Tian suddenly realized what was going on. He understood why the other party had become the number one thief in the Three Realms and had angered countless big guys, but was still safe and sound. It turned out that he had someone above him!

This thief is so bold that he even set his sights on the monk who was seeking the scriptures. He wanted to discuss with Zhang Tian about holding a private auction to determine who would bid the highest price.

After all, that is the location of the ancient Buddha Dipankara, the ancestor of all Buddhas in Buddhism.

He is second to none and above ten thousand people!

His eyes were full of money, glittering with gold, but Zhang Tian sneered at him, "Do you think I am like you who enriches myself? I was born to pursue equality and justice. I am a staunch supporter and successor of capitalism. I only ask for two words: fairness, damn fairness!"

Qingniu: What successor?

"Brother Monkey has been to jail for me. He is loyal. I will vote for him!"

“How many votes in total?”

"I have only one vote, and I have the veto power."

Qingniu: Fuck you.

"Brother Niu, I feel like the Golden Bridge to the Other Shore magical power that Master taught me feels a bit weird. It feels like I practiced it the wrong way. Why does it only hit people on the back of their heads?"

Qingniu was stunned for a moment, then he weighed the magic gold brick that Zhang Tian handed over in his hand, and after slightly activating his magic power, he immediately understood the function of the magic weapon, and his eyes lit up.

Qingniu: On the other hand, don’t I have a mother? How can I say something so hurtful?!
The more he thought about it, the more he liked it. He felt it was particularly to his taste. Then, after listening to Zhang Tian whisper a few words, he patted his chest with an expression of great heroism.

"Don't worry, even if it's a huge blame, I, Old Niu, will shoulder it all and will never involve you!"

Zhang Tian left with satisfaction.

So a few days later.

Taishang Laojun looked at the black brick in his hand and fell into deep thought for a moment, "You mean, you can't even practice the Three Samadhi True Fire, you burned your stomach and practiced the Three Stomach True Fire, you idiot, actually modified my supreme magical power into this?"

"Yes, Master, you don't know, that night a ray of light suddenly shot up into the sky, and I, Old Niu, suddenly realized it! It is said that I, Old Niu, am some kind of savior genius who can save the world!"

Taishang Laojun: "You mean, after you modified the magical power, you also modified the method of refining the magic weapon, and used up twenty portions of my golden elixir materials for this broken brick?"

Qingniu's eyelids jumped.

This tiny brick can only contain one or two portions of materials for making golden elixirs, let alone twenty portions. As for the rest... they must have been stolen by some black-hearted guy!
He cursed in his heart.

He could only admit defeat and said, "Master, I am stupid and my skills in refining weapons are not up to par. I can't control the temperature, so I practiced a few more times..."

"Oh! Makes sense!"

Taishang Laojun nodded and said, "You stupid ox, just practice magic weapons, why do you still want to eat the golden elixir in my gourd?"

Qingniu: ...

Qingniu: "Maybe... uh... I was a little hungry at the time?"

"I didn't realize you have such a big appetite. Did you eat two gourds of my golden pills? I'll put it on your account! You can pay me back slowly!"

Qingniu immediately revealed an expression of despair. He only dared to hide one of Taishang Laojun's golden elixir at a time.

Two gourds...

Hajime! You kid! You really treat it as a meal! !
ps: One chapter today.

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