Journey to the West: Start by giving Taishang Laojun a whole life

Chapter 202: Guanyin Bodhisattva: Why are you so dirty? What kind of weird magical powers are you practicing?
Zhang Tian was flying leisurely in the sky carrying a watermelon, with someone chasing him.

He thought it was the monkey or Erlang Zhenjun who came to help Chen Xuanzang, so he quickly used his magical power and emitted five-colored divine light to escape quickly.

But he didn't expect that the other party was a powerful person.

More capable.

Flying in front of him.

Zhang Tian took a closer look and secretly breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out to be the compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva. There was a look of reproach in the other party's eyes, and it was obvious that he knew about the ridiculous thing he had done.

That Chen Xuanzang is a human being.

It’s not a cow from the Tushita Palace.

How can you eat melon rind?
Guanyin Bodhisattva looked helpless, and did not mention this matter, but talked about something else, "Master, are you bored? I just happen to have an urgent matter here, and I need you to take care of it."

She was sent by the Buddhist sect to assist Zhang Tian in the journey to obtain the scriptures. She has a wide network of contacts and naturally made a lot of efforts in the journey to obtain the scriptures. However, there are some minor deviations now.

"I originally found a skeleton lying in a coffin to serve as a calamity, but someone was so bold as to take her out of the coffin and wanted to marry her, but now I can't do it..."

Zhang Tian: Ah?

He looked confused.

He thought about it. Isn't the so-called White Bone Spirit mentioned by Guanyin Bodhisattva the future White Bone Lady? She looks pretty, but that's just a transformation. Her true form is still just a pile of bones. Is that all? Someone is interested in her?
Where did this fierce general come from? !
But Zhang Tian felt something was wrong immediately. He squinted his eyes and looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva with suspicion, "Are you being petty and deliberately taking revenge on me?"

After all, he remembers it.

A monkey recently caused a big disturbance in Guanyin Temple and caught an abbot who seemed honest but was actually extremely corrupt. The contrast between the two was like that of a certain Zhao who became famous overnight and did not dare to be greedy for a single cent.

And it just so happens that the gods are bored and like to gossip when they have nothing to do. If there is a hot news search, they will see Guanyin's name on the headlines of the Three Realms for several days!

Guanyin is probably going to be laughed to death!

But no matter how much Zhang Tian doubted, Guanyin refused to admit it and just kept saying "Amitabha", saying that monks do not tell lies.

then……

Secret!

[That’s right! This Guanyin is narrow-minded, she is just playing tricks on you! ]

"Oh! My great Taishang Laojun! It's unbelievable. Are these words spoken by an old Bodhisattva? Oh, my Laojun, look!"

Guanyin: ...

Guanyin: How can this boy be so dirty, and even have such a rogue magical power...

She refused to admit it.

Riding on the clouds, he left.

Anyway, I just left this matter to Zhang Tian.

This made Zhang Tian extremely helpless. After all, the other party was not the main commander of the westward journey plan, but was there to help him. If he wanted to give up, then he would give up, and there was nothing he could do about it.

But he had a headache for a moment. "There are only a few people in Tushita Palace. The Golden Horn and Silver Horn are one difficulty, the old cow is one difficulty, the Taoist who burns the fire is also one difficulty, and Lingyao is my nephew, so he is also one difficulty. There are not many people left. Should I invite my master to come down to join the difficulty?"

When he thought of Taishang Laojun sitting on the road, shouting that he wanted to eat Chen Xuanzang's flesh to achieve immortality and live beyond this era, he couldn't help laughing.

"Hiss, do I have any acquaintances in the Heavenly Palace..."

Zhang Tian fell into deep thought.

Zhang Tian's eyes lit up.

He slapped his thigh fiercely, "Oh! I have an aunt in heaven, please ask her to come down to help."

Then he was seen riding on clouds and mist, soaring into the sky, entering the Eastern Qinghua Changle World in the thirty-three heavens, and went to the Miaoyan Palace. Then he was stopped by the gatekeeper, who did not recognize him. "I am a disciple of the Taishang Laojun of the Tushita Palace in Lihentian."

The gatekeeper was shocked and terrified, and kept saying, "Master, please don't blame me. My master is not in the palace."

"I'm not here to look for Tianzun. Is the Lihua Immortal in the palace?"

That's right.

Zhang Tian came to not any other place but the Taoist temple of Taiyi Jiuku Tianzun, and the Lihua Daxian was the old friend he met in Qingniu Village.

The other party had a good relationship with him and had accepted his benefits in the past. He wanted to recommend him to become a disciple of Taiyi Jiuku Tianzun and let Dongji Changqing Emperor teach him swordsmanship, but he was stopped by Lao Niu and failed.

Now we have been separated for only a hundred days.

Zhang Tian came to look for him personally, which made the raccoons extremely happy. They meowed with joy and shouted, "Meow, I didn't make a mistake in choosing you. You are indeed a genius! You have become the master of the old cow. Tsk, the old cow must be very depressed!"

She sighed about the past, feeling quite gloating, and then she learned the purpose of Zhang Tian's visit, inviting her to descend to the mortal world as a demon and serve as a stumbling block for the people who were going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures.

For a moment, his eyes were filled with envy.

"It's just a journey to obtain scriptures, which takes only a few dozen days, but it can bring me the opportunity to achieve enlightenment and become a Golden Immortal. You are worthy of being a disciple of Taishang Laojun! It really is..."

The great fairy Lihua also possesses good fortune that is envied by others in the world, because her master is Taiyi Jiuku Tianzun, one of the Six Imperial Gods of Heaven.

But she is a pet.

Not a disciple.

He has been practicing for a thousand years, but has only been practicing Taoism for five or six hundred years. In the human world, he is a big monster, but in the heaven, the so-called true immortal is just a gatekeeper.

Golden Immortal! It's out of reach!

"It's all a bit of luck..."

Zhang Tian was also sighing. He originally thought that he could ask the other party to leave by relying on his face, but he did not expect that the Lihua Immortal would actually ask for benefits and even acted as if it was a matter of course.

She directly pulled his hand and touched her soft belly, which scared Zhang Tian, "What are you doing? This is not good!"

"What's wrong with that?" Lihua Daxian said aggrievedly, "It's all your fault. You taught that God of Wealth to do installment payment. All my savings over the years have been swindled away by him. Humph, others may not recognize it, but I do. That's the Taoist scripture written by you! Meow, I'm so hungry!"

The God of Wealth guy ran away with the money.

There are many victims in heaven.

And the one in front of you is one of the unlucky ones.

Zhang Tian suddenly realized that he was asking him to see how hungry he was. He thought... cough...

"Well, don't spread this matter outside. Don't say that I wrote the scripture. I will compensate you a little bit later, including the reward for this trip to the mortal world!"

He warned the other party again.

Next time don't get close to people like this.

It's just because in this world, there are some people who are gentlemen when they see a beautiful woman, and they are also gentlemen when they see a handsome man, but when they see a cat girl, a rabbit girl, etc., they just hehehehe...

Immediately, the Lihua Immortal smiled happily, patted his chest and promised, "Don't worry, I will take my sister with me. She always says that mine is older than hers. Then she can lie to one of them, and I..."

The Lihua Immortal put his hands on his hips.

He held his head high with pride and was very pleased with himself.

"I lied to you!!"

(End of this chapter)