Journey to the West: Start by giving Taishang Laojun a whole life

Chapter 31 Qingniu: Are you using this to test the cadres?

Chapter 31 Qingniu: Are you using this to test the cadres?

It was the first time that Zhang Tian saw someone so tall. If the other person's skin color was not that of a normal person, he would have thought that it was the She-Hulk from the Marvel Universe next door who broke through the dimensional wall and came here to visit.

Niu Da, who was standing by, was so frightened that his eyes widened into a circle, his legs were shaking constantly, and he could hardly stand. He had an inexplicable fear of giants.

So Zhang Tian let him leave first.

Zhang Huairen seemed to feel that his junior sister's appearance was a little too abrupt, and he spoke to her very quickly, explaining everything in a few words. He also took the supplies that she brought, then dodged the gentle embrace before sending her away.

He just waved the talisman paper in his hand that was flashing with purple light patterns and input a little magic power, and the junior sister merged with the earth and fled away along the ground.

Zhang Tian saw this and hoped that she could hit the ground of that gossipmonger, so that he would know what a tank attack was and what the retribution for being too talkative was.

He looked at Zhang Huairen who had returned and apologized for his previous suspicion. "I'm sorry, Brother Huairen. I was wrong about you!"

Previously, Zhang Huairen said that practicing the art of summoning spirits, especially practicing the art of summoning the giant spirit, would lead to discord between husband and wife. At that time, he thought that the other party was making excuses. Now think about it, the other party was clearly telling the truth, but he still doubted him.

Zhang Tian: I deserve to die!

Zhang Huairen also smiled awkwardly, obviously knowing that he had just been ravaged by his junior sister and that the other party had seen him. He coughed embarrassedly and began to tell the story of his junior sister.

That was really his junior sister.

Not his sister in purple.

What he practiced was the Longhu Mountain summoning technique, and it was from the lineage of the Giant Spirit God. The talisman he had used before, the Giant Spirit God Talisman that moved mountains and filled the sea, was the life-saving talisman given to him by this junior sister.

Zhang Huairen explained the importance of this art of summoning gods. "If you don't burn incense on a regular basis and ask gods and Buddhas for help, you will definitely not be able to get what you want. The gods in the sky all have things to do. Not everyone who practices the art of summoning gods can easily get what they want. Generally, they are the descendants of their own Taoist traditions."

To put it simply, the spirit summoning technique is either to summon one's own ancestors, or to summon the ancestors of a sect!

Ye Luzi practices.

Most of the people we invite are wandering ghosts. I don’t know if they are effective or not. We mainly use randomness.

If it is not handled properly, nine times out of ten it will be easier to invite a god than to send him away, and he will stay with you and won't want to leave. If you invite a monkey, it will go crazy, smashing things and climbing trees.

It's like you invited a stray dog ghost and suddenly wanted to eat Lao Ba's secret hamburger. You can't control your body, but you can watch it with your own eyes and even enjoy the taste...

In addition to the need for relationships.

Zhang Huairen also listed a lot of cumbersome requirements, such as not accepting unclean things, burning incense and offerings during festivals, holding a small sacrifice every three to five days, and a big sacrifice every half a month, and also avoiding any disrespectful things to the gods.

After just a few words, Zhang Tianzhi shook his head, feeling that he seemed to be thinking too simply. Although he felt that he had a good relationship with Qingniu, if he practiced in the future, he would ask others to possess him from time to time without paying or offering any tribute, and just taking advantage of others. It was really shameless.

If you give reward.

What else can you give?
You can't use oranges as reward for three meals a day. Are you using that to test the cadres?

"It takes so much time and is so tedious, and I still have to owe favors to others. It really proves what the monkey said, it is better to make your own decisions than to ask the gods for divination. I won't learn it."

As a result, Zhang Tian's interest decreased greatly, but Zhang Huairen still brought him good news. He saw the other party took out a secret book from his arms, which turned out to be the Taoist flying sword cultivation technique that he had been thinking about. However, relying solely on his own soul to cultivate the sword, the flying sword had never responded and he could not get started.

And now Zhang Huairen actually gave him the secret book. He clearly said that the secret book was the secret book of the sect and needed the consent of the elders. But this place is quite far away from Longhu Mountain. Even if he wrote letters back and forth, it would take several days.

"Hey, why are you so fast?"

Zhang Huairen was also stunned for a moment, because he didn't know either. This was a message from his master to his junior sister, saying that the secret book could be passed on to Zhang Tian.

Strange... Didn't my master go back to Mount Longhu? How did he know...

Although Zhang Huairen felt a little strange, he did not think much about it. He just felt that his master was able to peek into the secrets of heaven and had great foresight, so he did not care much about it. He just told Zhang Tian some secrets of the Yangdao Sect's flying sword, thinking about how he had suffered a lot in the past!
So he gave instructions one by one to prevent Zhang Tian from taking these detours during his practice.

He spoke very carefully.

Zhang Tian listened to it and thought about it for a moment before he knew that it was all true. It was all skills, without any falsehood. He immediately felt ashamed, "Brother Huairen, this flying sword was originally yours. I took it away by force, and I am embarrassed to let you give me instructions..."

So he pondered for a moment, realizing that he was a righteous practitioner and could not be like a certain God King. He should at least have some character, so he began to think about making amends.

"If you can teach me the Longhu Mountain's mental method, I will study the Taoist scripture that your great-grandmaster reads every day and summarize my insights for you."

The Tao Te Ching is a simplification of the Daode Jing.

Extremely precious.

Therefore, Zhang Tian only planned to give an insight, which was a simplified version. In his opinion, the sword-cultivation technique and the Longhu Mountain's mental method were enough to exchange for a Taoist flying sword. The Longhu Mountain's practice method should also be derived from the Tao Te Ching. He did not plan to practice, but it could help himself understand the Tao Te Ching indirectly and use it to apply what he had learned to other situations.

He meant to make amends.

But Zhang Huairen was stunned, his lips trembling, "How can you eat and take at the same time!"

Zhang Tian knew that he had misunderstood, and quickly explained, "You don't know that the Taoist scripture in your uncle's hand was written by me. Don't worry, my insights will definitely be useful."

answer his.

It was just Zhang Huairen's chuckle.

Your talent is indeed better than mine, I admit that. We both have a math test with 150 points, but I scored 120 and you scored 140. You are awesome. But if you say that you participated in the Mathematical Olympiad and got full marks, or just wrote a difficult math problem and won the highest award in mathematics, and were hired as a professor in the Department of Mathematics at Harvard, and were invited back to write the college entrance examination math test for me, then I would have to have something to say.

"You're bragging!"

“It’s blowing pretty loud!”

Zhang Tian felt helpless and said no more. He planned to choose some other people in the future to make up for Zhang Huairen. Then he took the sword-cultivating method and went back to the mountain to practice.

No simplification needed.

Just open your eyes.

You will be able to understand the method of sword cultivation, and it will take about three to five days for you to get into the basics of practice.

But before he could practice, he heard his door creaking. Looking up, he saw that it was the Cat Flower Immortal. In the middle of the night, he was wearing quite sexy clothes, secretly climbing the door and sharpening his claws.

"Sir~~"

"Brother~~"

Zhang Tian:!
His face was full of disgust. "Don't think I don't know. You are over a thousand years old. Why are you pretending in front of me, old witch!"

The Cat Flower Immortal was not angry. He pulled his clothes with his hands, and immediately a pair of long white legs were revealed, which were very white, tender and smooth.

Zhang Tian: …

Well, then again, how can this monster be old? This monster is so good!
(End of this chapter)

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