Am I really hallucinating?

Chapter 195: Condemned by the Zombie Protection Association
"So this guy is the murderer? The commission was completed successfully, and the whole process including the journey took no more than an hour?" Zheng Fan said as he looked at the zombie that was tied up like a dumpling.

"That's true, everyone is happy!" Jiang Si raised his hands above his head and clapped them.

Then the two of them just sat face to face and suddenly fell into a daze.

"Speak up." Zheng Fan raised his eyebrows slightly.

"I'm still waiting for you to speak first." Jiang Si said.

Zheng Fan: "I rarely give you the opportunity to show your intelligence, but are you still used to being a clown?"

"Who among us is pretending to be stupid and is it so clear?" Jiang Si expressed his doubt.

"Generally, you play more of a clown role. Well, anyway, things shouldn't be that simple." In the end, it was Zheng Fanlai who was responsible for telling the turning point, and Jiang Si was responsible for playing dumb.

"I've never heard of a zombie attacking a corpse that was infected by its own corpse poison. The main reason is that although it looks a bit smart, it's not that smart. It's so ruthless when it attacks that it's impossible to keep the corpse intact. But according to what you said before, the corpses of those who died of corpse poison seem to be relatively intact."

Jiang Si nodded: "This is indeed a suspicious point, but I didn't expect it."

"Oh." Zheng Fan looked at her and nodded, "So you are actually a clown and not just acting?"

Jiang Si didn't respond, but pointed to the faded scratches on his hand: "To be precise, I have more reliable clues, so there is no need for other inferences to prove it."

"How to say?"

"The smell of corpse poison." Jiang Si said, "The smell of corpse poison on that corpse is like the smell of rotting fruit and meat mixed together, but the smell of corpse poison on this zombie is closer to the fragrance of some plants."

As she said this, she sniffed her scratched wrist again, then put her hand on the zombie's head and shook it, causing the zombie to suddenly stretch its head and bite. She then withdrew her hand, leaving the zombie with nothing.

Zheng Fan really didn't notice this because he actually "turned off" his sense of smell most of the time.

As mentioned before, most of his senses have actually become a more basic and monotonous form of information transmission. He can also choose to upgrade to a richer but less accurate state, but because of his laziness, his sense of smell will be turned off and become an extreme power saving mode.

It was as if the smells were floating towards his face like specific words. If he noticed, he would accept it a little, but most of the time he was too lazy to care.

The other senses are similar, but compared to the sense of smell, the others are maintained at the original human level.

But there is no guarantee that he will find it increasingly boring in the future and turn off all advanced modes.

Back to the matter of the smell of corpse poison, Zheng Fan didn't notice it because of this, which might have been a more obvious feature.

"Is it possible that the corpse poison will be secreted outside for a period of time and will rot?"

"I don't know. Come on, spit some out and let's see." Jiang Si said as he touched the zombie's head.

The zombie took another bite, but still failed: "Roar!" Then it let out an unhappy and fierce roar.

"Well, it doesn't look like it's going to come out any time soon."

"Maybe it's just your method." Zheng Fan took out a pair of gloves, put them on, and slapped the zombie directly.

"Roar!"

Snapped!
Another slap.

"Roar……"

Snapped!
Still a slap.

After a while, Jiang Si successfully got the zombie's poison from its mouth, which was drooling from the beating.

This is the corpse poison in the saliva. The overall color is light black. It may be thicker on the nails, but now it is tied up like a dumpling and is not easy to extract.

Zheng Fan activated his advanced sense of smell and sniffed: "It smells really good. We are actually smelling the saliva of a zombie, and the saliva of this zombie smells good. It's incredible! If its body fluids, metabolites, and the like all contain corpse poison, then would its feces and urine also smell good?"

Jiang Si didn't quite understand why Mr. Devil, who was incredible himself, always made a fuss about trivial things. And why did he think of shit and urine?
"Corpses don't poop or pee, do they?"

"This is a zombie." "Can a zombie do that?"

"Maybe. What if the zombies in the city have more personalities?"

They chatted and waited for a while until the faint fragrance dissipated with the wind and the corpse poison in the small glass cup in front of them changed from black to a colorless liquid, with no signs of decay or stench.

"It seems my feeling was right."

"That rotten smell of corpse poison is not from this zombie. The body odors of zombies are actually different. Binary girl will definitely be interested in this. I still care a lot about it. Can we pull out its intestines and bladder to have a look?" Zheng Fan muttered.

"Woo..."

The zombie may have understood. It has a brain. At least it seems a lot calmer after being slapped so many times in a row.

Snapped!
Then Jiang Si went up and hit it again: "If you are not the murderer, why are you here to destroy the body? It's a waste of time. The person who handed over the body is dead, and the clues for tracking are gone."

"How come two of these rare tainted creatures appeared at once?" Zheng Fan was a little suspicious. The probability of a tainted creature appearing was like winning the lottery, so two of them together would be a huge lottery.

"My Moutai was broken into pieces by it." Jiang Si muttered.

“You didn’t pay.”

Jiang Si tilted his head: "That's right, it's okay then."

Zheng Fan put on gloves and touched the zombie. The zombie had been beaten so hard that it had lost its temper.

Now if you look closely, this zombie is actually quite pretty. Although her expression is a little ferocious, she is actually a girl.

Then should we take out the uterus as well and have a look?

"It seems that it won't be so easy to finish this task before the end of today." Jiang Si said.

"Then let's go get some midnight snack first. Have you had dinner?"

"No."

After wrapping the zombie into a cocoon and putting it away, Zheng Fan and Jiang Si went out to look for food, and finally simply ate a bowl of pig organ noodles at a roadside stall. Jiang Si really likes to eat animal organs, but this should have nothing to do with his identity as a murderer.

After having a midnight snack, Jiang Si sneaked back to the bar he had been to before.

At this time, the outside of the bar was blocked by police and the processing bureau.

This kind of bar was not formal to begin with, and now it might be difficult to deal with it after being investigated by accident. Jiang Si silently apologized to the bar owner in his heart. By the way, that bottle of Moutai tasted really good.

She sneaked back to the scene and stole a piece of corpse fragment that was infected with the rotten corpse poison.

Go back to the secluded place again, pull out the zombie, and put the body parts in front of the dazed zombie.

"Roar!" The somewhat confused zombie suddenly perked up and roared again. Even though its body was firmly controlled, it kept shaking and struggling, trying to bite the piece of debris.

"There is a response." Jiang Si confirmed.

Zheng Fan nodded and slapped the zombie.

The zombie shrank again.

"If it is simply tracking the corpse poison, then it seems that it itself can also serve as a clue." Jiang Si said.

It might be a good idea to track this zombie by letting it smell the poison like a dog.

But this will have to wait until the red world overlaps, otherwise it would be too eye-catching to carry such a big zombie around. If it was in the violent world, it would be fine.

(End of this chapter)