Am I really hallucinating?

Chapter 254 Most readers are not very friendly

My cheek seemed to be touched gently by something.

The strange feeling brought by this made Zheng Fan very resistant.

He had never been touched on the face except when he was beaten, so the first thing he felt when he was touched gently was extreme discomfort.

For this, he also opened his eyes.

What came into view was Lin Yilin's cold face. She was leaning on the back of the sofa, one hand supporting her other hand while she stretched out her fingers to gently rub Zheng Fan's face.

Zheng Fan looked at her as soon as he opened his eyes, but her fingers did not stop moving.

"Good morning, did you sleep well, Mr. Hallucination?"

"Not bad, but how long will your hands keep touching me? Is my face nice to touch?" Zheng Fan stood up, and the quilt spirit jumped off Zheng Fan's body at this moment.

"Not bad, I just had a sudden thought and wanted to see how Mr. Hallucination sleeps." Lin Yilin said without stopping, and poked him twice more vigorously.

Zheng Fan turned his face away.

"Mr. Illusion, don't you like being touched on the face?"

"Generally, my opponent will only hit me on the head when we are fighting. Otherwise, no one touches the part above my neck, and I won't let anyone touch me either."

"Am I the first one then?" Lin Yilin's little hand still reached over uncomfortably.

"We are friends at a negative distance, so a bump into each other is no big deal?" Zheng Fan said as he turned into a black cat. He changed his body shape to avoid Lin Yilin's hand and pretended to step on her breasts on the sofa.

Lin Yilin then stopped, and although there was no expression on her face she felt a little regretful.

"You say one thing and mean another, Mr. Illusion."

The black cat turned around and glared at Lin Yilin with a pair of gray eyes: "But being touched on the face still makes me feel insecure, so no."

"Ok."

Lin Yilin said as she returned to her old seat, but did not turn on the computer. She just sat upright at the desk, looking at the black cat outside by the window.

The sun shining on its body cannot make its jet-black fur reflect any light, and its gray eyes do not fade even in the sunlight. It is hard to imagine what it is thinking at this moment.

It suddenly lowered its head, lay on its side, turned its body over and put its head towards its buttocks.

The chair rubbed against the floor, and Lin Yilin suddenly stood up, causing Zheng Fan to stop. The stunned cat face looked at Lin Yilin in confusion, not knowing what the binary girl was crazy about.

"What were you just going to do?"

"I was wondering what it would feel like for a cat to lick its own anus, so I wanted to try it. Anyway, my butt is clean now."

Is this what you were thinking about in that beautiful static picture just now?

"Don't be like this."

"why?"

"In short, don't do it, even if you are curious."

"Aren't you curious?"

"Mr. Hallucination, what you said makes me want to watch it a little, but please don't do it, please." Lin Yilin's expression did not change but her tone was very strong and her attitude was firm.

Wow, Zheng Fan was so scared that he even said honorifics to Binary Girl. Now he feels really embarrassed for doing that.

Cute pets really aren't that attractive these days. Lin Yilin doesn't seem to be very interested in Zheng Fan's cat form, except that she likes to pat its butt from time to time and watch its reaction with inexplicable anticipation.

Lin Yilin is a woman who has little patience with small animals.

So let's just become an alien.

So the black cat in the sunlight on the windowsill became "Alien in the sunlight on the windowsill", which is also a very beautiful picture.

Lin Yilin sat down, no longer focusing on Zheng Fan, and began her boring "review" work. This matter is a bit boring, this is a little interesting, but it can be solved by directly consulting online. This kind of spam can't be stopped no matter how hard you try...

Looking at yet another person coming to consult about the issue of her spouse's infidelity, Lin Yilin was already thinking about whether she should also start charging for her online consultation.

I feel like a human customer service.

Fortunately, today Miss Lin Yilin's mind was full of the image of Mr. Hallucination bending over and licking her butt, so she was in a good mood, so she gave her suggestions based on the other party's description.

Suddenly, another email came in. Lin Yilin clicked it and thought it was another inquiry but immediately found something wrong.

"Mr. Hallucination."

Mr. Alien raised his head: "Are you scared?"

"Your published literary work has achieved very good results. The publisher asked if you have time to meet and discuss your subsequent works in detail."

"Ah?" The alien was stunned for a moment, then changed back to Zheng Fan's appearance, "What is that?"

"The books you asked me to publish before have achieved great results." Lin Yilin took a look at the publishing data given in the email. By most standards, they are already very good and can be called popular books.

Zheng Fan was stunned and thought for a while: "I thought those were just your excuses for wanting to read my book, but it turns out you were serious."

Lin Yilin seemed to have mentioned before that his book was doing well, but Zheng Fan didn't take it seriously. He thought Lin Yilin wanted another book, so he just randomly published some best-selling books that he remembered as Harry Potter.

He didn't care or study at all whether it was in line with the times or whether it could be popular. Anyway, he just wanted to give Binary Girl something she wanted to see.

Lin Yilin said that she would use her connections to distribute these books. In Dadu, even inspiration from another world would be recognized. To be more precise, it would be a reward for the "porters".

It seems that the person she found is really running the business seriously.

However, there was obviously no way to meet in person, because Zheng Fan was just an alien who liked to stare blankly on the windowsill in the sun.

"Forget about the meeting. Let's wait and see about the subsequent works. This kind of thing is like pooping. Some people are healthy and have smooth bowel movements that are always regular and stable, while some people are always constipated and can't poop for weeks."

"Although I understand your metaphor, Mr. Illusion, it would be better to speak directly in plain language."

"How can people know I wrote a book without some metaphors? Even though it's just copy and paste."

Lin Yilin continued to read and said, "In any case, Mr. Illusion is now a celebrity in this small circle. There are also some literary salons that want to meet you, as well as some fans... Oh, the publishing house has collected a lot of fan letters for you."

"Why do you act so serious? Didn't you tell them that these books are from another world? I didn't write them. If you ask me, I can only give you some reading comprehension at the level of a high school student." Zheng Fan was speechless.

"I told you." Lin Yilin said.

"Huh? You know he's just a porter, but you still have high hopes for him?" Zheng Fan was surprised.

"To be precise, they don't think that as the recipients of inspiration, they will be completely unable to appreciate the more profound parts of inspiration, and often only those who already have a certain foundation can be favored by inspiration." Lin Yilin said.

Zheng Fan pulled his head off, shook it upside down, patted it, and then put his head back on his neck and shrugged at Lin Yilin: "It's empty."

Lin Yilin: “…”

After all, Zheng Fan’s situation is different from those real inspiration receivers. He is really just a pure carrier.

"That's it, I'll reject them all. Oh, but you have to be patient with the fan mail. The publishing house is also in Xixikoko, so it should be delivered soon."

"I can look forward to this a little bit." Zheng Fan still wanted to see how readers in other worlds would react to Earth's masterpieces. Those who are knowledgeable know that this is a big part of plagiarizing online novels.

【Give your inspiration away. 】

Zheng Fan and Lin Yilin fell silent as they looked at the large red characters on a letter spread out on the table in front of them.

The package was delivered quickly, arriving in less than two hours, but it was a little hard to hold back at first.

"Wow, most readers are not very friendly." Zheng Fan said with a raised eyebrow.

(End of this chapter)