People in the sandbox are good at hugging thighs

Chapter 301: No Ghost, Some Holy Son Jokes
Messiah gently wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, with deep resentment hidden in his eyes.

He knew that if he didn't give out some information at this time, there might be more pursuits and interceptions like this in the future.

Looking at the group of gods and Buddhas holding various records of gifts below the church, Messiah sighed.

His eyes gradually became firmer. Since you want to see it, I will let you see enough! !

Just Su Nian, I will remember you!!
You're jumping around a bit too much.

A faint light flickered in Messiah's eyes.

Don't think that you will have nothing to worry about just because you have Bai Yasha behind you.

"What are you looking at? Have you forgotten that you are still in the middle of a battle?"

Su Nian took out a box of popcorn, put on sunglasses that could reduce light pollution and enhance observation, and grabbed a handful of popcorn and stuffed it into his mouth.

As soon as Su Nian finished speaking, a leg whip lashed out at Messiah.

Although Kalji is kind, his thinking is not old-fashioned. When Messiah is distracted, it is a good opportunity for him to launch a sneak attack.

The ability of the camel incarnation gave him divine-level kicking skills, coupled with the completion of the box garden and his adaptation to this power.

By this time, Kalki had made up for his deficiencies in martial arts and combat experience.

boom! !

boom! !

The Messiah was knocked away without any surprise, and knocked over the statue and the glass with angels painted on it in the center of the church.

"No, can this really be called the Messiah? Why does it feel so lame?"

Su Nian spoke to Emperor Shitian in a low voice.

"I feel like, Old Emperor, you're going to lose a lot this time."

Emperor Shitian skillfully grabbed a handful of popcorn from Su Nian's hand and stuffed it into his mouth.

"It can't be that bad, right? It shouldn't be like this."

Emperor Shitian said with some doubt about life.

Su Nian patted Emperor Shitian's shoulder sympathetically.

"Old Emperor, I hope your little treasury is still sufficient."

Instantly, Emperor Shitian's face turned grim. He really didn't know who made the biggest bet?

If Kalji really won, he would owe Su Nian two powers.

At the same time, a group of gods and Buddhas around who had bet on Kalji to win also laughed.

Those who bet on the Son of God all had expressions on their faces as if their mothers had died.

"Young man, you have great powers."

A voice of praise sounded from the smoke, and the Messiah, dressed in black priest clothing, patted the corners of his clothes that were not stained with any dust, and walked out of the smoke.

"So, young man, how about you give me this power?"

This is?

Kalji's eyes gradually became serious. He had clearly endured two heavy blows from him, but why didn't he look hurt at all?

Is this the power he was given?
What kind of power is this?
But Kalji smelled a sweet scent in the smoke-filled church.

He followed the smell and couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

Su Nian is really casual...
But he quickly realized what this power was.

Five loaves and two fish. It is recorded in the New Testament that Jesus once performed a miracle with five loaves and two fish and fed thousands of people. This power should be the manifestation of this miracle.

"That's not stupid."

Su Nian praised in a low voice, his kind reminder was worth it, the so-called purpose of causing trouble was not to really cause trouble.

Instead, the goal is to track down and obtain intelligence on how the Son of God's incarnation obtains power. As long as the information on all the powers obtained by the Messiah is sold, the Son of God will be disgusted greatly.

As for really doing something dirty, forget it. No one wants to offend a two-digit number.

Messiah sneered, gently opened the book in his hand, and recited softly.

"God said, you fool, you are guilty!"

Countless feathers fell from the sky, and holy light broke through the clouds above the sky and shone on the body of the Messiah.

The Messiah at this time is like Jesus walking on earth, declaring the sins of the world.

The powerful force of holy light is like a sword of Darkmos representing judgment, hanging above the church.

Almost every position where Kalji could hide was locked down, and as long as Kalji tried to escape, he would be caught.

Inside the church, red flames from hell rose up from nowhere, judging and burning every sin in the world.

The hellfire engulfed Kalki, and at that moment, a chanting sound was heard.

"No ghost inside, let's have some jokes about the Son of God."

"Why can't Sun Wukong escape from the clutches of the Buddha, but can escape from the clutches of the Holy Son?"

"That's because there's a hole in the Son's palm."

It's like a poet's chant, with a hint of ridicule and hell.

The mockery of the poem triggers the symbolic weakness of the Messiah's power, and the cage of holy light collapses.

Just like the two holes in the palm of the Son of God's hand.

Kalji quickly seized the opportunity and escaped directly from the two loopholes that appeared.

But even he couldn't hold back in the face of Su Nian's hellish joke.

The corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.

The air stagnated at this moment, and Messiah stared at the two holes in the palm of his hand in amazement.

"Good fellow, you actually played a joke on me." In the corner of the church, Sun Wukong was speechless in shock.

"But, brother-in-law, you did a great job!"

"It's just a pity, why didn't the monk have such a hole in his palm? Otherwise, I might have escaped."

I just don’t know if Sun Wukong is expressing his feelings or rubbing salt into the Messiah’s wounds?

"So I ask, why didn't they nail the Son of God to the cross by nailing his palms instead of his scapula?"

"Otherwise, there wouldn't be such an obvious loophole, right?"

Su Nian finished off the attack. Although he was the one who created this scene, he still couldn't help feeling a little nervous when he watched it again.

"Assholes! You are all guilty!"

As the object of ridicule and being made a fool of, the Messiah became furious.

He subconsciously burst out with a force beyond the limits of the God Slayer Treaty. Countless holy lights condensed into a huge palm, and slapped it towards the direction where Su Nian and the other spectators were.

But he seemed to have forgotten that there was a hole in his palm.

boom! !

A huge palm of holy light fell, and the crumbling church turned into ruins at this moment, except for the place where Su Nian and his group of believers (spectator crowd) were.

It seems that the Lord is blessing them.

Amen~~
puff!

I don't know who couldn't hold back and laughed, followed by countless "puff" sounds, and then a violent burst of laughter.

"Lord, please forgive me for laughing... unless he fixes the leak in his palm first."

Indra silently made the sign of the cross on his chest, as if this would be able to make up for the merits that were deducted from the Lord for laughing at the joke of hell.

Click one, and Buddha will laugh with you.

At this time, on top of Lingshan Mountain, Sakyamuni couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth, and he lowered his head to look at his palms.

He seemed to be thankful that there was no hole in his palm.

And at this moment, Messiah snorted coldly.

A ray of holy light shot straight towards Su Nian. Su Nian jumped suddenly and narrowly avoided the holy light.

"Fuck, I'm not a contestant, why the hell are you hitting me?"

"Can't you just let me be a quiet spectator?"

Are you just a spectator?

After hearing Su Nian's words about not wanting Bilian, even Emperor Shitian couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

Messiah is just trying to teach you a lesson now. He is already very rational.

If it were him, and he was treated like this by Su Nian, he would rather die with Su Nian even if it meant losing his spiritual power as the final king and his qualification to participate in the competition.

To be honest, even Indra felt that the Son of God's sanity was a little scary at this moment.

Emperor Shitian just made this sigh, and the next moment a holy sword containing the power of holy light fell towards Su Nian.

There seems to be a tendency to not stop until Su Nian is defeated.

But after all, Su Nian controls the power of space, just as Emperor Shitian said, it is as slippery as a loach.

Not to mention attacking Su Nian, he couldn't even touch the corner of Su Nian's clothes.

“Hey, your opponent is Kalki, why are you targeting me?!”

Su Nian cursed while dodging.

He narrowly avoided another attack.

"Go find your opponent. If you keep targeting me, don't blame me for being rude."

Even a clay man has his fair share of anger. Although he was the one who mocked first, can you say that you have no responsibility at all?

The next moment, Su Nian took out a poem written in beautiful handwriting from his pocket.

"The priest said: Get the devil out of this little boy."

"The devil said: You should be the first one to get out, right?"

After Su Nian's investigation, he found that the priests in the box garden were no different from the priests in the outside world. They all liked little boys.

Because the laws in the sandbox are much more relaxed than those in the outside world, the priests in the sandbox have even more fun.

So, this isn't just a rumor, right?
Then Messiah, as a priest, changed his target and attacked Kalki.

For some reason, Kalji felt a strong sense of malice, the same malice he had felt before when he passed by a church.

He subconsciously took two steps back and looked at Messiah warily.

However, the restraining effect of this poem, which combines the power of the poet and the ability of the fictional historian, is not so strong.

And its targeting is not as strong as the previous hell joke. The stronger the targeting, the better the effect.

The universal ones don’t have such good effects, but it cannot be said that they have no effect at all.

At least the Messiah's desire has been aroused.

Facing the mocking gazes of the crowd, Messiah finally couldn't help it.

His pupils were bloodshot, and the holy light around him suddenly surged. The suppression of the God Slayer Treaty was on the verge of collapse...

He broke free from the constraints of the God Killer Treaty almost without hesitation.

He unleashed his own power, broke through four digits, and rushed towards Su Nian.

"die!!!!"

(End of this chapter)