The snake demon husband is hard on the bow

"You are not an elder. I should be your elder in terms of age." Xiaodie sat behind Tudou, with only two hair buns exposed in her eyes, "I am three thousand years old."

"Pfft..." Du Yuanyuan couldn't help but raised his eyebrows and said, "Just tell me, do you still want to follow me?"

"If you don't bring something like this, you always threaten people with abandonment."

"I'm threatening, what's the matter?" Du Yuanyuan poked forward with his fingertips, poked down the potato that was covering Xiaodie, put his hands on it with his chin on it, and looked at her, "You should reflect on yourself, so much Damn, I'm both a father and a mother to bring you such a small lunch box, and you still say such unconscionable words that are condemned by God, what am I doing with you, how happy I am."

The moment Xiaodie was told by him, she lowered her head. Once a child was faced with a serious topic, she was easily distracted, her eyelashes flickered, she was a little flustered, and she murmured in a low voice, "Then you are an elder."

"Ahem." Du Yuanyuan cleared his throat, "It's useless to just say I'm an elder, and take some practical actions."

"What action?" Xiaodie raised her eyes, her tone became more and more like Du Yuanyuan.

"Like, call me something."

"Oh, um, brother."

"Go away, no! Think again."

"Uncle..."

"Can you have a level?"

"uncle?"

"It's not as good as uncle, alas." Du Yuanyuan looked worried about her IQ, glanced at the little mushroom, and said "Call me daddy."

"I don't call it, I was not born by you."

"Oh, it's getting colder and colder this day. It's really difficult to make small cotton skirts."

Xiaodie heard that he was threatening her with clothes again, her smiling face pouted like a little bun, reluctantly, she squeezed out a word from her throat full of resentment, "Father."

"What? I'm getting old and my ears are hard to hear, so speak up!"

"Father!" Xiaodie looked oppressed by the class struggle, "You heard me clearly this time!" After a pause, she turned arrogant again, "Father, you should pick your ears."

Du Yuanyuan held back his laughter, it was really cool to be called by Xiao Nizi's father one by one, "My dear girl, how about you pick your father later?"

"You buy me a skirt, and I'll pick your ears." Xiaodie was suddenly happy again, shaking her head.

"It's easy to say, isn't it just a torn skirt, and I'll fix it for your father later." Du Yuanyuan was purely fooling the children, and patted Xiaodie on the head and said, "Go home."

"You don't practice anymore." Xiaodie hurriedly climbed onto his arm and asked.

"You should say, Dad, you don't practice anymore."

... On the way back, looking at the stars in the sky and touching the orb hidden in the innermost layer, he remembered again the two conditions he promised to Master Mi Yuan. Waiting.There is no second person around to talk to, even though he knows that talking to Little Mushroom is like playing the piano, but he still can't help but say, "Tell me, what is the important person."

"The person who treats you well." Xiaodie said without hesitation, "Father, you are the most important person to Xiaodie."

"Stop flattering." Du Yuanyuan pursed the corner of his lower lip, "Then what if both of you are nice to you."

"Where is that person?" Xiaodie was puzzled.

Sure enough, there was an obstacle in communication, Xiao Du sighed, and continued to talk half to himself, "Will you completely abandon the interests of the other for the sake of one of them?"

"Yes!" I didn't expect Xiaodie to answer decisively, shaking her head and saying, "The so-called fish and bear's paw can't have both."

"The girl's film is quite realistic." Du Yuanyuan smiled wryly.

"Oh, I have to be realistic." Xiaodie was tucked in his lapel, with her upper body exposed, she shook her head, spread her hands and said with a sophisticated look, "Life is full of choices, we can only choose what to do with us." It is the sweetest and most delicious fruit, even if other fruits are rotten for this, there is no way."

...It's a superficial metaphor, but it's not unreasonable. Before Du Yaoyuan could comment, Xiaodie continued to express her determination, "It's like a more handsome man who wants to be my father in the future, and I don't want to be my father." I will abandon you, Daddy."

"Shut up..." Du Yuanyuan said blackly.

Xiaodie was very excited about his sudden conversation with her, and she kept muttering all the way, even if Du Yuanyuan listened to his left ear and right ear, or simply turned a deaf ear to it, she still kept talking, and the rest of Xiao Du basically didn't Hearing that, there was only one sentence that shocked him. Xiaodie's original words were like this: "I will definitely remember Daddy's kindness, and when Xiaodie grows up, I will definitely repay you!"

grow up?Du Yuanyuan stopped suddenly, "Don't tell me you can still grow."

"Of course!" Xiaodie clenched her fists and said fiercely, "I must grow up quickly and become a slim beauty!"

"You should still be like this." Du Yuanyuan thought, if you become a big girl, Mo Qingye will kick me to death.

"Why, Daddy doesn't like Xiaodie growing up."

"It's not that I don't like it." Du Yuanyuan smiled stiffly, "Take your time..."

"But when will Xiaodie grow taller after eating potatoes every day." Little Mushroom said melancholy, "I seem to be as beautiful and charming as those fairy sisters." After a pause, as if he had discovered a new world, he raised his voice in vain, "Sexy! "

"Ahem, dear, you are already very sexy."

"Do you have it, Daddy, do I have it?" Xiaodie asked with her face full of longing.

"Some, some..." Du Yuan was completely speechless, and he had already returned to his residence while he was speaking. It was getting late, and like every day, he first spread Xiao Mushroom's little quilt beside the pillow, and he hurriedly asleep.

This feeling was also chaotic, entangled and wandering in his heart, and his mind was chaotic like a tide rushing through. If he used Weiran's orb, if the orb melted in his body, wouldn't the river god become a half fairy in the future? .But if he doesn't move, he's afraid he won't be able to break through the barrier in a short time, and maybe he will encounter similar problems in the future.It seems that medicine alone is not enough. If a few precious medicines can solve the problem, the bad old man has already done it, why bother to find others.Half asleep and half awake, he was still obsessed with these things, and then woke up suddenly, sat up and stared into the darkness, and tried one last time, and if it didn't work, he swallowed his beads!

With this in mind, Du Yuanyuan got up in the middle of the night and went to look for the porcelain bowl.He has almost used up all the herbs for ripening on hand. Taking advantage of the quiet moonlight tonight, he will condense some green liquid to come out.

But then he was stunned, staring blankly at the small piece of quilt by the side of the pillow that was illuminated by the moonlight, where did the little mushroom go!Hastily lit a candle and rummaged around, found nothing under the bed or under the cabinet, the little girl actually played hide-and-seek with him in the middle of the night.