The snake demon husband is hard on the bow

"Daddy, are you okay..." Little Mushroom looked at Du Yuanyuan who was in a mad state and asked worriedly.

"It's all right." Du Yuanyuan waved his hand, "That's the end of today's class, remember what your father and I said, don't care about other people's eyes, live your own life, and be happy is the kingly way."

Children are children, and they are easy to be seduced. Little Mushroom nodded slightly, "Yeah! It's not bad to have two fathers, let's see who dares to bully me!"

"That's right, your mother and I will do whoever dares to break ground on your head."

"Yeah!" Little Mushroom happily stood up and patted the little skirt, "Then Daddy, what is your name Uncle Qingye?"

"Of course it's a lady." Du Yuanyuan was bragging, probably calling someone a lady in his dream... "But I usually don't call him a lady, unless I'm in a particularly good mood."

"Oh." Little Mushroom was convinced, "Then Daddy, when you are in a good mood."

"Then just call him by name." Du Yuanyuan spat out the straw near his mouth, "Well, remember, call him daddy when you see him in the future."

"Father? What is that..." Little Mushroom looked puzzled.

Du Yuanyuan suddenly realized, yes, people here don't call them like that, but how to distinguish between big and small kings, and how to show superior skills in terms of titles?After thinking for a while, he finally decided, "Call me Daddy, call him Kiss Daddy!"

"..." This time it was Little Mushroom's turn to make black lines, "It's so cumbersome."

"What's so complicated, I told you to call it that way, so just call it like that." Du Yuanyuan finished his sentence, put his hands on his cheeks and laughed for a long time, looking at the pores of the little mushroom.

After all, Xiaodu was still a bit shocked when he mentioned the business, he was really shocked by his fireball technique. Before that, he only thought that it could burn the opponent, but now it seems that it is not only the clothes and the body, but also the body. So is something as indestructible as pig iron rock!Because when cleaning the site, he unexpectedly found that many small stones were all burned to ashes.

Molten iron burns rock.This fireball technique must be carried forward.After simply tidying up, the father and daughter climbed into bed and went to bed.Little Mushroom still didn't give up, and kept asking, "Daddy, how are you and your dear daddy?"

"Didn't I tell you, it's a quail egg." Du Yuanyuan recited it impatiently.

"Daddy, you're pretending to be innocent." Little Mushroom pouted and said contemptuously, "You know I'm asking about details."

"The details of your size!" Du Yuanyuan turned around and gave the little mushroom a hard slap, "Why are you so lewd at such a young age!"

"Xiaodie just wants to know." Little Mushroom protested, then turned her face away, "Don't tell me, I'll ask my dad later."

"That's right, don't ask him, you're still letting me live!" Du Yuanyuan felt chills down his spine just thinking about it, and quickly explained, "It's nothing, just hug and kiss. "

"A kiss will give birth to a baby?" Little Mushroom was full of doubts.

"Ahem, what are you thinking." Du Yuanyuan's face darkened, "What the fuck are you asking about these things!"

"I just want to know! Daddy, you are a bad silver." Little Mushroom hummed to express his sincerity, "Anyway, I will know sooner or later, anyway, I will see Uncle Qingye sooner or later."

"Well, yes, then you can ask him, I'll just wait and see how you get killed in seconds." Du Yuanyuan teased coldly, "You think he has a good temper like me, and he will blow you away with one kick."

"So fierce... Daddy, are you serious?"

"Never taken it this seriously."

"Xiaodie is afraid."

"You know you're scared. If you know, just shut your mouth." Du Yuanyuan pinched Little Mushroom's face, "Don't ask children what shouldn't be asked."

"That..."

"Then your sister!"

"If Uncle Qing Ye was a woman, you would be able to have a baby."

"That's natural, but it's a pity he's not." Du Yuanyuan's head was buzzing, Xiao Nizi was really entangled! "Your Uncle Qingye doesn't have this ability, do you understand, do you understand!"

"Why not?"

"Because he's a gentleman!" Du Yuanyuan almost collapsed, "Are you a ball of wool!"

"Daddy, if you don't tell me, Xiaodie can't even sleep well. If you don't tell me, Daddy, Xiaodie will keep asking. Daddy, you..."

"Stop! I'll tell you right now!" Du Yuanyuan sat up angrily, and the little mushroom was happy all at once. His little face was filled with the joy of seeking knowledge. wait.

"Alas!" Xiao Du sighed, "Little girl, you are about to fall." Then she shook her head helplessly, it seems that if she doesn't tell her the truth tonight, she won't be able to close her eyes.In order to allow children to better understand this esoteric question, Du Yuanyuan decided to use a combination of pictures and texts, raised his hand to take two fallen leaves from the window lattice, and gestured in front of the little mushroom, "See these two leaves?" .”

"Well, it's clear." Little Mushroom's expression was also very serious.

"Well, the piece on my left hand is your father and me." Du Yuanyuan raised his hand, "The one on the right is your Uncle Qingye."

"Understood!" The little mushroom said crisply.

"Cough..." Du Yuanyuan cleared his throat seriously, "Next, look, the time to witness the miracle has come." As he said, he put the leaf representing himself on another leaf, "Now you understand .”

Little Mushroom blinked, then shook his head like a rattle, "No!"

"You're stupid! I'm the one lying on top of him!"

"Daddy, lie on Uncle Qing Ye's body."

... Suddenly there was a feeling of thunder, "Sleep!"

"Why did you go to sleep on him, so soft?"

"My God..." Du Yuanyuan breathed out, "Well, it's very soft and comfortable."

"Then, can Xiaodie lie on Uncle Qingye's body to feel it in the future?"

"As long as you dare." Du Yuanyuan laughed, with a touch of schadenfreude, "It's absolutely fine! No problem."

Little Mushroom received great encouragement, and then poked his little head like a chicken pecking rice, "That's great! I'll tell Uncle Qing Ye when I see him." After a pause, he was curious and puzzled again, "I Can you do something else?"

"What do you want to do?" This time it was Du Yuanyuan's turn to be shocked.

"I also want to touch him and kiss him." Little Mushroom said innocently, "Uncle Qingye is so pretty."

"Ah..." Du Yuanyuan opened his mouth half-opened, "This, I have to be willing."

"He will definitely like Xiaodie very much. I will work hard from now on." Little Mushroom said confidently, and then asked a question that made Du Yuanyuan vomit blood, "Daddy, will I have a baby?"

... No, it's a crazy rhythm. "No, no, because you're up there."

"Huh? Oh." Little Mushroom didn't know much, and stuck his eyelashes, "What does Daddy mean, if I'm down there, there will be a baby?"

"...That's not going to happen." Du Yuanyuan felt out of breath for a while, and raised his hand to cover the mouth of the little mushroom, "Don't ask any more questions!" Then he lay down quickly, and turned around like the wind Go, "One two three, sleep."