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"Tie it up? Block it? At the beginning, my father-in-law used ordinary nylon rope to tie it. As a result, a rope was broken by the bully in a few days. Later, my father-in-law bought a special one. The reins of the cow were still broken by the bull's day after a long time. Later, my father-in-law built a cowshed for him with prefabricated cement blocks, but this bastard hit the wall made of prefabricated blocks directly. The big hole is gone!"

"Later, this guy's horns grew bigger and bigger, and my father-in-law and his wife couldn't do anything about it. Fortunately, I can still deal with him, and I come to help him every ten days and a half months The old man’s family caught the cow. Since this year, the cow has become even more disrespectful. It ran on the road again and again and hit other people’s cars! It has already crashed three other cars! Because of this, I My father-in-law lost nearly 1 yuan today."

"A few days ago, my father-in-law wanted to kill it, but he was reluctant. But he wanted to sell it, but no one wanted it! Who would dare to want such a troublemaker in the neighborhood? Don't look at it being taken away by me now. Be honest with the nose pliers, maybe within ten days and a half months, this guy will be able to break free again and run around causing trouble."

Zhao Qingmeng said a series of words.

"Brother Mengzi, why don't you ask your father-in-law and sell this cow to me?" Zhao Changqiang said suddenly.

"Sell it to you?" Zhao Qing looked at Zhao Changqiang with wide eyes, and then said, "Brother Qiang, you are no longer an official, and you plan to come back to raise cattle?"

"What kind of cow do I want to raise? I'm going to buy it and give it to brother Yushan. Since his day and ten cow died, he has been talking about it a lot. If you give this cow to him, he will be very happy." Zhao Changqiang said with a smile .

Speaking of which, Zhao Yushan's hobby is quite weird. Others like to raise dogs, cats, and even piglets, but this guy actually likes cows!And the more sturdy the more I like it.If this guy didn't look mighty and tall, like a pure man, others would definitely think wrong when they knew his hobby.

Zhao Qing suddenly slapped his head and said, "That's right! Why didn't I think of this problem? Zhao Yushan is a master at playing bulls, much better than me. No matter how powerful a bull is in his hands, he has to obey! Yes, just Sell ​​him the cow!"

At this time, Zhao Changqiang suddenly remembered something, and asked, "By the way, Brother Mengzi, this big black bull almost knocked my car into the air before. It's nothing wrong with it. Why was it hit by your motorcycle?" , but almost fainted?"

Zhao Changqiang has never understood this point.

Zhao Qingmeng smiled and said, "Hey, Brother Gun, have you never seen how those who kill cattle kill?"

This time it was Zhao Changqiang's turn to slap his head, and he suddenly remembered the scene when he was a child watching others kill cattle.

Killing a cow is not like killing a pig.

When a pig butcher slaughters a pig, he usually pushes the bundled pig directly onto the chopping board.Pigs are the most capable of squawking during this process, and their tragic screams can be heard for miles. Therefore, when people describe a person's screaming, they often describe it as "like killing a pig".

At this time, the pig could not only squawk, but also struggle, desperately struggling.Probably it also knows that its life is not long, so it desperately wants to break free and escape.

Of course, the pig butcher would not let the pig run away. I saw him knelt on the pig's head fiercely with his knees, and suddenly inserted the long butcher's knife into the pig's neck until it had no handle. When the knife was pulled out, the blood was like twisting Like tap water from the faucet, it rushes into the washbasin that has already been set up.

With the flow of blood, the vitality of the pig gradually disappeared, and its cry gradually weakened, and finally said goodbye to this world completely.

After the pig is killed, if the butcher wants to skin the pig, he will start blowing the pig.Cut a small opening on the pork leg, poke it a few times with an iron chisel, and then blow air into the small opening with your mouth!

Blowing pigs is a technical job, which not only requires a huge lung capacity, but also pays attention to the position of the incision.If the position is cut well and the lung capacity is large, a pig can be blown into a round ball, and then the pig skin can be easily peeled off.

In "Three Wolves" in "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio", there is a story about a pig butcher who blows a wolf to death. He uses this method to blow a wolf into a ball and blow it to death.

If the pig butcher intends to sell the meat with the skin and doesn't want to peel the skin, he doesn't need to blow the pig. He puts the pig he just killed on the boiling pot, pours hot water on the pig with a water ladle, and then uses a razor , Chachacha shaved the hair clean.

I have never seen how pigs are slaughtered in modern slaughterhouses, but in the past, pig butchers slaughtered pigs very tragically, and people who are not ruthless can't do this job.The cry of the pig before it died was quite horrifying.

Killing a cow is completely different from killing a pig. It is much more humane to kill a cow. Of course, this "humanity" is relative, after all, the cow still has to die!

The master who really knows how to kill a cow usually mumbles a few words in the ear of the cow before killing the cow, especially the Catholics, who value this ceremony more.As for what the master and Niu whispered, only people in their profession knew.I figured it might be telling the cow not to come to him for revenge after it died.

After whispering to the cow, the master will take advantage of the cow not paying attention, and hit the prepared small rubber hammer on the cow's forehead, and then the cow will fall to the ground with a plop, completely dizzy.Then the master began to kill the cow with a knife.

Let me tell you, after a cow is killed, there are very few people who brag about it, because the cow is too big and its hide is strong, so most people can’t brag about it, and anyone who says they can brag about it is probably fooling people. That's how the term "bragging" comes from.

The place where the rubber hammer hits is very important. If you can't find the right place, the cow will not faint at all.In fact, many masters can't find out where this part of the cow's head is, so they don't use a small rubber hammer to hit the cow.Instead, after whispering to the cow, he immediately grabbed the ten-pound heavy hammer that had been prepared beside him, and smashed it on the bull's head with a bang!

The cow is dizzy, but many times, the cow's head is also smashed with blood.

Thinking of these things, Zhao Changqiang immediately understood that the reason why Zhao Yushan was able to smash the big black bull with the wheels of a motorcycle was because he aimed at the vital points on the big black cow's head.Before the big black bull hit the super Hummer, it avoided the vital parts of the bull's head, so of course the big black bull would not be hurt.

Zhao Changqiang and Zhao Qingmeng were chatting intently, and Bao Xiaoya rushed over on the electric bike in a hurry. Seeing that the big black bull had been subdued by Zhao Qingmeng, she felt relieved.Bao Xiaoya also knew Zhao Changqiang, so it was natural for the two of them to meet and greet each other.

After exchanging pleasantries, Zhao Changqiang followed Zhao Qingmeng to the general hall to discuss about buying cattle.So under the winter sun, another strange scene appeared on the road beside the Xiaoqing River: a motorcycle in front was running fast, and a big black cow was tied to the back and ran desperately, trying to keep up with the motorcycle in front.There is no way, you can't follow me, the nose is tied!

Behind the big black cow is a sturdy Hummer off-road, and behind it is an electric car??????

Since Zhao Qingmeng's father-in-law and mother-in-law had long wanted to get rid of the cow that caused trouble all day long, the business negotiation went smoothly.Zhao Changqiang happily paid the money, then directly tied the big black bull to the rear bumper of the Hummer, and pulled it back to Zhaozhuang.

Every time Zhao Changqiang returned to Zhaozhuang, he almost always found that Zhaozhuang would undergo great changes, and this time was no exception.Today's Zhaozhuang has completely completed the construction of a new countryside. All the villagers in the village have moved into the Huiqian building, and some villagers have built small villas by themselves.

Walking into Zhaozhuang suddenly is not like entering a countryside at all, but like entering a modern small town.

Now the three village-run enterprises in the village have already completed the restructuring, and each of them is booming, especially the wicker handicraft factory. Zhaozhuang, and even several villages around Zhaozhuang are planted with special willows.

The folks in Zhaozhuang don't do anything every day, but rely on the dividends at the end of the year to live a prosperous life.

The rise of Zhaozhuang not only drove the development of the surrounding villages, but also directly boosted the economy of Qingshui Town. The special wicker planting alone bulged the pockets of many people in Qingshui Town.More importantly, the new rural construction in Zhaozhuang and several surrounding villages has boosted the real estate economy in Qingshui Town.

These changes have not only made Qingshui Town rich, but the leaders of Qingshui Town have made a lot of political achievements.It is said that the Secretary of the Qingshui Town Party Committee will be transferred to work in Jiahe City in the next reelection, and Zhengke will be promoted to deputy department.

Seeing the vigorous development of Qingshui Town, Xie Liqiang, secretary of the Furong Town Party Committee, was so envious that he urinated blood and regretted it!Now when Xie Liqiang saw Ye Fei, the party secretary of Furong Village, he would not fight with Wang Guoqiang, the party secretary of Xiaowangzhuang.

If it weren't for these two guys instigating him to suppress Zhao Zhuang everywhere, would Xie Liqiang be in such a desperate situation today?

Just because he suppressed Zhao Zhuang, Zhao Changqiang went home and found out the news, and in a rage, Zhao Zhuang was directly separated from the jurisdiction of Furong Town and included in the jurisdiction of Qingshui Town!If Zhao Zhuang hadn't rowed to Qingshui Town at the beginning, it would be Furong Town that is booming now, not his Qingshui Town!It is he, Xie Liqiang, who is going to be promoted now, not Mi Chengming, Secretary of the Qingshui Town Party Committee!

Fortunately, Zhaozhuang is on fire, and Qingshui Town is also on fire. However, the Xiaowangzhuang Handicraft Factory, which almost tormented Zhaozhuang's handicraft factory and was about to close down, has completely closed down!The factory area is full of weeds.And the few town-run enterprises in Furong Town are half dead now.Just being able to pay the wages of the workers, don't mention the profit.

Xie Liqiang was furious when he thought about these things, and it was precisely because of these reasons that Mi Chengming was about to be promoted, but he still had to stay in the position of secretary of the town committee. In the next general election, his current position is not secure.

Since the Spring Festival is approaching, the town committee and the town government have left the on-duty personnel, and everyone else has been on vacation.Xie Liqiang no longer went to work in the town committee office.The guy has been busy with something very important to him these days.

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