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After Xie Liqiang heard from his wife that his younger sister had readily agreed to accompany him to see Zhao Changqiang tomorrow, he couldn't help being stunned.This girl of mine is really special, she likes to ignore the many men who come to her door begging her, but she likes to chase after Zhao Changqiang!I really can't understand this idea.

Xie Liqiang seemed to have forgotten that Zhao Changqiang was a real celebrity in the Xiaoqing River Basin, and had already become a legendary figure.Not to mention the girls in the cardamom years, even many old men who have never known Zhao Changqiang are very interested in him!Of course, this kind of interest is only out of curiosity about celebrities, which is completely different from girls' interest in Zhao Changqiang.

Xie Xingxing has heard many legends about Zhao Changqiang, but she has never seen Zhao Changqiang, so she has long wanted to see the true face of Zhao Changqiang.Now that her brother is willing to lead her to see Zhao Changqiang, of course she will not refuse.

As for the so-called blind date??????, we'll talk about it later.

Everything is ready, only Dongfeng is owed, whether it can be done, the rest depends on Zhao Changqiang's attitude.

The next morning, Xie Liqiang drove the Passat of the Furong Town Committee early, picked up his sister Xie Xingxing, and drove from Furong Town to Zhaozhuang to meet Zhao Changqiang.

In order to make his younger sister Xie Xingxing really interested in Zhao Changqiang, Xie Liqiang told many anecdotes about Zhao Changqiang along the way.For example, there was a big disturbance in the No. [-] Detention Center of Jiahe City, Xiaoqinghe single-handedly stopped villagers from fighting with weapons, and so on.Xie Liqiang's eloquence was not built on, it was practiced by giving reports to his subordinates all day long.It is said that this guy once gave an unscripted speech at a brigade cadre meeting. He did not drink water or go to the toilet for three consecutive hours, and he did not even repeat a sentence of his speech.It can be seen how good this product is.

Although Xie Xingxing had already heard about Zhao Changqiang's heroic deeds, he still listened to his brother with great interest.

When the car passed the general hall and was about to arrive at Zhaozhuang.Xie Liqiang suddenly found two cows standing on the road ahead, circling continuously on the road.

Seeing the two big black cows getting closer and closer to the car, Xie Liqiang's eyes suddenly widened like copper bells!He saw two big black bulls fighting on the road!Fortunately, they haven't entered the main action yet, but it seems that the foreplay is about to end, and the next step is to raise the gun and enter the main action.

Xie Xingxing also discovered what the two cows in front were doing.Even though she was aggressive enough, she couldn't help blushing, and muttered: "Damn bison, I can't find a good place for breeding. Whose cow is this cow? My own cows have suffered a lot. Come out and take care of it, you have to ask the owner of the big bull for some living expenses for the heifer, right?"

Xie Liqiang couldn't help being speechless, the world of cows is different from that of humans.My sister understands the cow's world completely according to the human world.

In the human world, if a man cheats on a pheasant, he needs to pay the pheasant, but in the world of the cow, if a bull fucks a cow, the owner of the cow needs to pay the owner of the bull.In fact, when the cows are in heat now, they also hope to meet a real bull as soon as possible, even if it is a little cowardly, it is also very good if it is not too majestic.

No matter how bad it is, it is better than artificial insemination, right?That guy, insert a big needle and tube, and it will be done in a while!It is inhumane to completely deprive cows of their natural right to enjoy the life of husband and wife!

Of course Xie Liqiang was embarrassed to tell his sister about these things.He just honked the horn, trying to drive away the two big black cows blocking the middle of the road.

However, what Xie Liqiang didn't expect was that it didn't matter if he honked the horn, he actually got into trouble!Because it is not an ordinary cow blocking his car at this moment!

This big black bull was the one that Zhao Changqiang bought from Zhao Qingmeng's mother-in-law's house yesterday afternoon!

It turned out that after Zhao Changqiang bought the big black bull yesterday afternoon, he brought it back to Zhaozhuang, and tied the big black bull to his super Hummer at night.

Zhao Changqian thought he had tied it firmly enough, but he didn't expect that last night, the big black bull broke the rein and ran away!

After the rammer ran out from Zhaozhuang, he ran around, and finally he found a heifer that was in estrus, so the two big black cows hooked up.

The big black cow is quite upset now. He tried his best to arouse the heifer's interest. He had just finished the foreplay and was about to enter the main show, but suddenly a broken car interrupted his good deeds .What annoyed him the most was that the people in this broken car kept honking and making noise!

"Grandmother, what are you talking about? Did you know you disturbed me? Believe it or not, I'll overthrow you all of a sudden?" the big black cow thought in his heart.

"Moo???????"

The disgruntled big black bull raised its head to the sky and let out a long roar, then stared at the car parked in front of him with wide eyes, two streams of white breath came out of its nostrils, forming two groups of faint white mist under its nose, It looks majestic and murderous.

Looking at the big black bull glaring at him through the front windshield, Xie Liqiang couldn't help but tremble in his heart.He had no doubt that if the big black bull in front of him hit his car desperately, it would definitely ruin his car!Just look at those two scimitar-like horns, it makes people palpitate!

Xie Xingxing's performance was exactly the opposite of Xie Liqiang's. After the initial embarrassment, this girl not only did not have the slightest fear, but excitedly said to Xie Liqiang: "Brother, hurry up, hit it! See if its horns are strong or yours!" The car is strong! Anyway, your car is insured, and it won't cost you money."

"My aunt, don't make trouble. Didn't you see that the eyes of this big black cow are red? This is a sign that the cow is going crazy! Once the cow goes crazy, it is quite scary! It is said that in In the former Soviet Union, a bison knocked over a train once!"

Xie Liqiang said while turning on the turn signal, trying to go around the big black bull.The guy didn't even dare to honk the horn anymore.

"Cut, it's really boring." Xie Xingxing couldn't help mumbling when he saw that his brother was planning to bypass the big black cow.

However, just as Xie Xingxing finished muttering, a pig-like scream suddenly came out of his mouth, which severely damaged the girl's image of a lady.

There are thousands of mistakes, Xie Liqiang really shouldn't have turned on the turn signal, the suddenly flickering turn signal startled the big black bull who was close at hand, and completely enraged it!

I saw the big black bull suddenly slammed into the hood of the car!

"Bang!" There was a loud bang!

"Ah???????" Xie Xingxing's scream tore through the sky!She finally believed what her brother said just now.

Passat trembled violently!Faint white smoke rose from the hood, and it stopped moving with two chugs.

Xie Liqiang was horrified to see that the big black bull's scimitar-like horn pierced through the iron sheet of the hood without hindrance, and pierced into the hood!

Xie Liqiang tried to turn on the ignition again and run away quickly, but the car couldn't start anyway.Obviously, the big black cow must have knocked the engine out of order just now.

What's terrible is that the big black bull didn't intend to stop there. The guy pulled the horn out of the hood with a swish, took a few steps to the side of the car, then backed up a few steps, lowered his head, and took a short distance Running up, he was about to hit the car again!

This rammed product often crashes, and the experience comes out of the crash.Knowing that it is difficult to hurt the people inside the car by hitting the hood, so the second hit it went straight to the passenger door of the car!

It was Xie Xingxing who sat in the passenger seat!

"Bang!" There was another loud bang!

The sharp horns directly penetrated the car door, heading straight for Xie Xingxing's ribs!Fortunately, because Xie Xingxing was frightened just now, he sat relatively inward, almost sticking to Xie Liqiang's body, so he gave the horn a considerable buffer space. When the horn was about to touch Xie Xingxing's body, the bull's head was finally caught by the car door. blocked.

But this time Xie Xingxing didn't scream, he just stared at the horn that was about to pierce his ribs with terrified eyes.This girl has been completely frightened.

The big black bull didn't stop, but ran forward quickly against the car!

The heavy Passat was pushed by the rammed goods and moved sideways on the road, and it was about to fall under the roadbed, and the frozen Xiaoqing River was under the roadbed!

"Quick! Jump out of the car!"

While roaring, Xie Liqiang opened the car door and stepped down.Xie Xingxing finally understood, the girl bowed her waist, stepped from the passenger seat to the driver's seat, and then jumped to the ground with another step.

Fortunately, the speed of the car moving sideways on the road was not too fast, and the two finally got out of the car safely.Seeing that the people in the car had got out of the car, the big black bull stopped competing with the car, but suddenly pulled out its horns and pushed towards the two of them!

Xie Liqiang and Xie Xingxing were so frightened when they saw the big black bull approaching them with its head lowered!

The horns of the big black bull can penetrate even the iron skin of the Passat. If they pierce their flesh and blood, they will surely be ripped open and bloody on the spot!

The two people who were terrified couldn't care less about the car, and ran forward along the road, shouting for help as they ran.Xie Xingxing was wearing high-heeled shoes and ran slowly, so he just threw off the high-heeled shoes and ran forward with bare feet, ignoring the pain of his white and tender feet being hurt by the gravel on the road.

However, it is winter now, and the Spring Festival is approaching, there is no way to live in the crop fields, and most of the units are already on holiday, so there are very few people who go out early.

Therefore, although the two of Xie Liqiang shouted loudly, they did not meet a single person!

Fortunately, although the big black cow is fierce, it is not a carnivore after all. He didn't think of treating Xie Liqiang and the two as a delicious meal.It just wanted to teach these two a lesson, who let them disturb his good business?

Now the big black bull has smashed Xie Liqiang's car into pieces, and his anger is almost out, so it no longer wants to hurt Xie Liqiang and the two of them, but just chases after them leisurely, it's okay Make fun of them.

The little heifer was also interested, and teased Xie Liqiang and the two together with the big black cow.

Looking back at the two fierce bulls that were getting closer and closer to them, Xie Liqiang and Xie Xingxing didn't even have time to call for help, they were almost desperate!

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