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Cows can understand human language. If you don’t believe me, go to the fields during spring farming. The old farmer who is plowing the field is holding the iron plow behind him. Let the cows in front go, and the cows will go. Let the cows in front stop. just stop.Let it turn, it will turn!Very obedient!

It's a pity that farmers now use combined seeders to cultivate land, sweeping away even plowing and planting!Even those scattered plots where large machinery cannot be used are now using walking tractors.

There is no need for oxen to plow the land, and the ox carts are gone. It seems that the oxen, which have accompanied farmers in China for thousands of years, are about to become like pigs.Since I was born, I just waited to die for food, and finally became a dish on the dining table.I don't know if this is the sorrow of the cow, or the happiness of the cow?

Pulling away, let's talk about the big black cow.

Even ordinary bulls can understand human speech, not to mention the fighting bull among fierce bulls - the big black bull!However, although the ram was very angry at the words of the guys in front of him, and wished he could knock them half to death immediately, he still didn't take any action in the end.It wasn't that the bodhisattva Bodhisattva had a heart attack, but that the bodhisattva hadn't fully recovered from the state of motion sickness, and he really didn't want to move and wanted to take a good rest.

But what the big black cow didn't expect was that it wanted to let the group of humans in front of it go, but the humans didn't want to let it go!Someone dared to pat his ass!

"He's a fucking bastard! You bastards only know that a tiger's ass can't be touched, but you think my ass is easy to touch, an old cow? If you don't give you a little bit of strength, you'll even stick your nose on your face! Let's If you continue to be arrogant, you will have to ride on me and shit! Kick you!"

The big black cow was not angry, he suddenly raised his hind legs, and without looking back, he kicked the chest of the guy who slapped his ass just now!

The guy who photographed the big black cow just now is named Meng Zhi, and he was given the nickname Mengzi.Because the local people pronounce "Zhi" and "Zi" similarly, he also has the nickname "Mencius", also known as "Old Master Meng".

Don't look at the big black bull who seems to be ordinary all of a sudden, but he sees strength in the ordinary.If it was an ordinary person who was hit by this blow, his body would fly upside down, his chest would be broken, and if he couldn't die, he would only have half his life left!

Fortunately, Mr. Meng is not an ordinary person, but a special patrol police who has been trained all day long!Whether it is the speed of reflection or the ability to resist blows, it is beyond the reach of ordinary people!He didn't see things well, so he turned sideways suddenly, trying to avoid the hoof of the big black bull.But in the end, he still didn't dodge quickly, and his chest was swept by the hoof of a bowl-sized cow.

Old Master Meng staggered suddenly, and sat down on the ground, with a burning pain in his chest.Fortunately, he was not seriously injured.

Seeing Meng Zhi, who was grinning wide, sitting on the ground like a woman, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they all burst out laughing!

A group of people are tough guys who eat steel and chew iron, and no one takes it seriously.Therefore, not only no one went to help Old Master Meng up, but they all joked with him.

"I said, Old Master Meng, are you really old? Just this one made you so embarrassed? Have you been training dogs these days?"

"He didn't train on the dog, he trained on the big black cow."

"You still want to eat its meat? I think it's almost as good as eating your meat!"

Tangtang, a seven-foot special policeman, was kicked to the ground by a cow. Meng Zhi's face was also a little unbearable, and his old face blushed. You guys are laughing! This cow is a bit evil! It has great strength and quick movements, making it impossible to guard against!"

"Tch, just brag to yourself! No matter how powerful it is, it's still not a cow? Could it be that the Bull Demon King is reincarnated?"

Meng Zhi felt a little upset, this guy's chest is still burning and hurting!These bastards are still making a fuss, so they rolled their eyes and said, "If you don't believe me, try to shoot it!"

"Just try it, what's the big deal?"

The guy who was arguing with Meng Zhi was actually going to provoke the big black bull while talking.However, at this moment, their instructor came out of the office not far away, and shouted at them: "What are you doing! Don't want to train? Let me tell you, if the training results are not up to standard, no one will be able to work!"

A group of people grinned, no one dared to speak vernacular here, and hurried to the side for training.Xiang Hui tied up the cattle and drove away in the car. He was still on duty.

If this matter passes like this, it will be all right.It's hard to die, but when it was almost noon, when everyone finished training and was about to wash up and go to eat, someone brought up the matter of Old Master Meng being kicked down by the big black bull, and kept joking with Old Master Meng about it.

Old Master Meng was a little annoyed by what everyone said about his face, so he said: "I said earlier, if you have the ability, go and poke that stupid bull yourself. Just talking about me here, is it a fart?"

Old Master Meng was upset, so he spoke a little aggressively. When the other guys saw that Old Master Meng had hardened, they got angry too, and said, "Old Master Meng, don't be convinced, go, I'll go over and knock down this guy right now." Big stupid cow!"

They are all boys who die every day, if they are afraid of a cow, wouldn't it be a joke?

So, a group of people huffed and cheered around the big black cow again.

The big black cow lay on the ground, squinting its eyes to bask in the sun, and patted its body with its tail from time to time.The bully seriously doubted whether the heifer he fought with in the field this morning had cow lice and infected himself.Otherwise, in this cold weather, there are no flies or mosquitoes, why is my body always itchy?

***, if you encounter this kind of thing in the future, you must take the cow to the veterinary station for a physical examination!Never mess around.

The big black cow was squinting his eyes, and suddenly felt a darkness in front of his eyes.Suddenly opened the bull's eye to see.Damn, those stupid humans actually came in front of me again.

But the big black bull didn't take these people seriously, he just opened his bull's eyes and looked at the guys in front of him, then closed his eyes again.Continue to relive the thrill of fielding with the heifers this morning!It would be perfect if it wasn't for the lice on the heifers!

Several special police patrols couldn't help being amused when they saw that the big black cow was ignoring them. One guy kicked the big black cow in the ribs and shouted: "Idiot! Get up! "

The big black bull suffered pain in its ribs, and suddenly stood up from the ground, and opened its big bull's eyes again, looking viciously at the guy who kicked it just now.

"Hey! Big stupid cow, are you unconvinced? Didn't some people say that you are quite capable? If you are capable, kick me!"

While talking, this guy punched the bull's back with one punch after another!He also wasn't upset with what Old Master Meng said just now, otherwise he wouldn't be so impulsive as to get angry with a cow.

He kicked the big black bull just now, but the big black bull didn't fight back. He thought that the big black bull wouldn't fight back now, but he didn't expect that his fist just hit the big black bull's back, and he didn't wait Withdrawing it, Daniel suddenly turned around, and then slammed into the guy's chest!

A pair of scimitar-like horns were about to pierce his chest in an instant!

Big Hei Niu's move was quick and fast, and it was completely beyond this guy's expectation!So facing the two bull horns coming straight towards his chest, he didn't know how to dodge in a daze!

At this critical moment, a shout suddenly came from this guy's ear: "Get out of the way!"

Then he felt a big hand suddenly pushing him aside!The guy suddenly staggered to avoid the attack of the big black bull.

Even so, a horn still pierced the front chest of his training uniform, and the cold horn brushed against his chest muscles, and then emerged from the other side of the training uniform.

When the horn was pulled out from his training uniform, this guy only felt a chill on his chest, from his skin to his heart!

He saw clearly that it was Old Master Meng who pushed him away at the critical moment!If it wasn't for Old Master Meng, he would have to pay for his little life!

Because of provoking a cow, he was killed by a cow!How unfair it is for you to say this!I'm afraid that in the palace of the king of hell, the king of hell will die laughing when he hears the cause of his death!

"Meng Zhi, thank you!" After a full minute, this guy said to Old Master Meng in shock.This time no one dared to laugh at Old Master Meng.They figured it out, the big black bull in front of them was a born freak!It cannot be considered with common sense.

Meng Zhi waved his hand casually, and said, "Forget it, forget it, I said earlier that this cow is unusual! It's a bit evil! I think we should leave it quickly! It seems to be going crazy."

It turned out that although Meng Zhi was a little annoyed in his heart, after all, he suffered a loss from the big black bull just now, and knew how powerful the big black bull was.He was afraid that his companion would be attacked by the big black bull because he underestimated the enemy, so he stood where he could reach his companion all the time!If there is an accident, he can also quickly rescue him.

Unexpectedly, his action actually saved his companion's life!

After listening to Meng Zhi's words, everyone turned their eyes from their companions to the big black cow. When they saw the big black cow's appearance at this time, they couldn't help but tremble with fear!

Where does the big black cow still have the lazy and leisurely look before?I saw it frantically turning back and forth on the ground, its bull's eyes widened and began to gradually become bloodshot, its fierce gaze kept sweeping back and forth on everyone, as if wishing to kill the group of people in front of it. All of them are heartbroken!The two bull noses kept shaking, gasping for breath!

Although it was almost noon and the temperature of the weather had risen, with the heavy breathing of the rammed goods, it was still spraying out clouds of white mist from its nostrils!

Bring this guy to the Journey to the West crew and let him play the role of the bull devil who has recovered his original shape, he is absolutely competent!

"My god. Where did that bastard Xiang Hui get such a monster? This is not a cow, it's scarier than a tiger!"

"Xiao Li, are you still planning to eat it? Are you still planning to send it to Tuji Beef Restaurant?"

"Grass, hurry up and get the hell out of here, as far as you can!"

"Go, go, stop talking! This guy is going crazy!"

Everyone looked terrified, and they didn't dare to provoke the big black bull anymore, they discussed and left.

However, what these guys didn't expect was that the big black bull's temper had already been detonated by them!It's not that easy to let it calm down again!

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