Abnormal crossing
Chapter 54 Nono's Happy Hour
Chapter 54 Nono's Happy Hour
"Cough cough."
Perhaps because she felt the atmosphere was a little weird, MeeMee coughed again and explained, "Gu Wei, Nuo Nuo's personality is like this, noisy and noisy. You get used to it after getting along for a long time."
Gu Wei's mouth twitched twice when he heard this. Looking at Nuo Nuo who was waving, he sighed as if resigned to his fate: "Okay, just tell me what to do next."
MeeMee pointed at a metal box next to Nunono with her chin: "Hey, see that thing? There's a T238 bomb in the box."
"What you need to do next is to put Nono into the cannonball, then place the cannonball at the firing port of the cannon barrel, aim at the target and fire it."
Gu Wei: “.”
Well, that doesn't sound like much trouble.
Then Gu Wei suddenly thought of something and looked at Meimei strangely: "Wait. Can't you do these things yourself? Why do you need me to do the work?"
"Don't look at this Nuonuo as a simpleton. She actually has high requirements in some aspects. She only feels excited when a real person performs the whole launching process," Mee Mee shrugged helplessly, half complaining and half explaining:
"But this little girl just likes this. She doesn't make any noise or trouble except for a few words of surrender. Every day, she either helps Li Zi or mops the floor with the service robot. What else can we do? Of course, we spoil her."
Gu Wei looked at Nuo Nuo with a hint of surprise.
It turns out that this little guy is quite hardworking besides being a little noisy. He thought he was just a pure naughty child.
Then he walked a few steps to Nuonuo, who jumped and pointed at a button on the box: "Press here, press here!"
Gu Wei pressed it obediently.
Click——
A hole was quickly opened in the box, and a cannonball more than one meter long slowly rose up under the support of the platform.
Seeing this, Nuonuo quickly slipped behind the shell, opened a hole with great skill and got in.
Gu Wei: “.”
Then he turned his head and looked back at Meow Meow: "Meow Meow, what should we do next? Put it in the barrel and fire it?"
"No, no, no," Meow Meow adjusted her glasses seriously, "There's still a process to go through."
As she spoke, Meow Meow flicked her finger, and a small table filled with bottles and jars floated from the corner to in front of Gu Wei.
Gu Wei casually opened a small jar nearby, leaned forward and sniffed it a few times: "Is this vinegar?"
"Yes," after hearing what Gu Wei said, Nuo Nuo poked his little head out of the cannon barrel again: "10 grams of salt, 5 grams of MSG, 1 spoon of vinegar, 2 spoons of soy sauce, a little sugar to enhance the flavor, pour along the edge of the tube"
Gu Wei: “???????”
No, is this guy firing cannonballs or cooking?
"This is Nuonuo's exclusive ceremony. The little girl claims that this is the truth about the world she discovered," Meow Meow tried her best to keep a straight face.
"But it was actually just a seasoning recipe she used when cooking a dish - she used this recipe to make the first edible dish, saving the captain's tortured digestive system - as for why the digestive system was tortured, don't ask too much."
Gu Wei continued: “.”
Then, under the careful guidance of Nono, he completed this extremely fucked-up ritual. When everything was ready, he closed the back cover and shook the cannonball vigorously a few times.
Then press a certain key to send the shell into the barrel.
"By the way, Mia," seeing that the so-called launch was about to begin, Gu Wei became a little worried: "Is it really okay for Nuo Nuo to be launched like this?"
To know.
There was no protection in this bomb except for Nono, ammunition and seasoning, and the target of the bomb was an asteroid tens or even hundreds of thousands of kilometers away from the spacecraft. In this case, even if Nono could withstand the bombardment of the warhead, how could she survive in the universe and return to the ship?
"Don't worry, Gu Wei," Mee Mee heard Gu Wei's worry and comforted him, "Nono's situation is very special, and it can't be explained in a few words. Anyway, don't worry - if there is really a risk, the captain and Li Zi will not allow her to do anything nonsense, right?"
After hearing this, Gu Wei pondered for a while, and finally accepted Meimee's statement.
Also.
If there was really danger, other people on the boat would not allow Nono to play like this.
Then, with a hint of curiosity and uneasiness, Gu Wei placed the explosive bomb into the barrel and began to calibrate the target.
Muffled shouts such as "Find a bullet farther away" could still be vaguely heard from the barrel.
after awhile.
With the cooperation of Mee Mee, Gu Wei quickly locked onto the target to be shot this time. Or the unlucky guy:
An asteroid composed of rock and ice, about 400 meters wide, located kilometers to the starboard side of the spacecraft.
The firing command of the gun barrel was somewhat similar to the small energy cannon of the mecha, so Gu Wei needed almost no time to adapt, and he successfully pressed the firing button and completed the firing.
Click.
It can be seen through the perspective of bleating synchronization.
As soon as Gu Wei pressed the launch button, a hole opened on the side of the spacecraft, and a cannonball shot out from it at a rapid speed.
It was unknown how fast the bomb was. Gu Wei waited for less than five minutes before a ball of fire exploded at the location of the target asteroid.
Gu Wei quickly leaned forward a few inches to observe the landing point.
More than ten seconds later.
The flames gradually dissipated, and the original asteroid was completely shattered into dust, and there was no trace of Nono in the picture.
Seeing this, Gu Wei couldn't help but look at Meimei: "Meimei, a Nono person. Eh?!"
As a result, he didn't finish his words.
Gu Wei stared blankly at Mee Mee's side.
As he was speaking, a black vortex about half a meter long suddenly appeared in the air around Meeme without any warning.
Then, under Gu Wei's gaze, Nuo Nuo jumped out of the whirlpool.
"Tap, tap, tap!" Nuo Nuo ran around Gu Wei twice with a soup spoon in hand: "Report to the switchboard, the launch mission of the Nuo Nuo has been completed!"
Gu Wei stared blankly at Nuonuo yelling beside him. After a long while, he came to his senses and suddenly looked up at Meime: "Meimei, what is this..."
"Well, you see it," Mee Mee spread her hands towards Gu Wei, with a normal expression, "This is the special feature of Nono, that is, it can be launched like a cannonball and then teleported back to the origin - don't ask about the specific principle, we don't fully understand it."
Gu Wei looked at Nuonuo again after hearing this. Nuonuo raised the small spoon towards him with great excitement: "Lululu~~"
Then, Meow Meow slowly floated to Gu Wei's side and patted Gu Wei's shoulder with a mature tone that did not match her age:
"This is actually one of the reasons why the captain asked you to 'launch' Nono, so that you know that you are not the only one with a mystery on the ship - to be honest, who doesn't have something special when traveling in the starry sea these days?"
"Plush Plush is a new ship to you, and conversely, you are also a new person to it. Your acceptance of others and others' acceptance of you is a two-way process. Sometimes you should not put too much pressure on yourself."
"Of course, I can also say this to myself - I have figured out the key issue. If I want to live a decent life, I have to have some green hair on my head."
Gu Wei: “.”
Note: The protagonist will soon transform into a mecha. Do you know how I have been through this month? TT
(End of this chapter)
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