Dreaming for 10,000 years

Chapter 128: Menu

"What do you want me to do?" The house-elf didn't understand why Shi Fei called him.

"Did you also prepare the dishes for dinner?" Shi Fei asked.

"That was done by our kitchen mates. I am only responsible for the hygiene of this floor of the castle," said the house-elf.

"...Your division of labor is very clear." Shi Fei nodded and said, "Can you call your kitchen companions for me? I have something to ask."

"Of course! Serving every wizard is my mission!" After saying that, he bowed slightly, and then suddenly disappeared.

A minute later, he suddenly appeared in front of Shi Fei again, with another house-elf beside him.

"It's an honor! It's my honor to be summoned by you so late!" another house-elf said to Shi Fei.

In order to distinguish them, let's divide them into No. 1 and No. 2.

"Anything else, sir?" asked the previous house-elf No. 1.

"That's all. Thank you!" Shi Fei said. He turned to the kitchen elf who came later and asked, "It's like this. Today I had Mapo Tofu, Sweet and Sour Carp, Stir-fried Pork with Chili Peppers, and Crystal Pork Knuckle. Did you make them?"

"I made it!" said House-elf No. 2. "I haven't made it for a long time. Is there something wrong with it that you don't like?"

"No, no, no, just the opposite, it's very appetizing!" Shi Fei praised.

It is really a pleasure to be able to eat this kind of food in Daiying.

"Really? That's great!" Hearing Shi Fei say that it was very much to his taste, house-elf No. 2 was also beaming with joy, and seemed to be even happier than Shi Fei.

Shi Fei asked, "Can you cook other Chinese dishes?"

"Of course!" The house-elf gave a speech on the spot: "I can steam lamb, steam bear paws, steam deer tails, roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose, braised pork, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flowers, tripe, dried meat, and sausages. Assorted Su dishes, smoked chicken belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, glutinous rice stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, braised assorted items, braised goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetable python..."

"Stop!" Shi Fei shouted with a strange look on his face.

Wow, I heard the house-elf perform a crosstalk "Reading the Menu" at Hogwarts in 1992.

Hiss...it's more or less outrageous.

"Who did you learn this from?" Shi Fei asked.

"About a hundred years ago, a transfer student came to Hogwarts." The second house elf said with a look of reminiscence, "He was a powerful wizard, and now no one remembers his name."

“And those are the dishes he likes to eat, so we learned Chinese cuisine.”

Over a hundred years ago? A transfer student? A powerful wizard?

Shi Fei recalled the Harry Potter series he had read, and there was no mention of transfer students.

Is there some other plot that happened later that he didn't know about?
"What about boiled cabbage, Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, stuffed yellow croaker, abalone, goose wing and fish belly? Do you know how to cook it?" Shi Fei asked again.

"Of course, I also cooked these dishes more than a hundred years ago. But you know, some dishes take some time to prepare." said the second house elf.

"How difficult is that?" Shi Fei smiled and said, "I'll write a menu for seven or eight days, and you just need to prepare the food accordingly. I'll write one for you after seven or eight days!"

After saying that, Shi Fei got up and took a quill pen to write dozens of dishes on a piece of parchment. Three meals a day, each meal was different. "Hogwarts provides food and accommodation, right?" Shi Fei looked at the No. 2 house elf holding the menu and continued to sleep happily.

Who the hell would eat British food?

The next day, Shi Fei couldn't laugh anymore because he had to teach a class this afternoon. Fortunately, it was for the second grade, so he still had time to prepare for the class!
There are seven grades in total at Hogwarts, and each grade has Defense Against the Dark Arts class. Therefore, as a teacher, Shi Fei has to teach seven grades.

I still say that, he knows nothing about magic, what the hell does he know about defense against the dark arts?

Shi Fei flipped through the textbook, wondering how he could fool the class.

Suddenly, he had a good idea.

Rather than passively attending classes, it is better to take the initiative. Bluffing and flooding the classroom with information are not what he is good at.

He has never been a teacher, but he has taught for more than ten years. What is a teacher like? He has never been a teacher, so has he not seen it?
Thinking of this, he picked up the first-grade textbook, flipped through it roughly, then took out a piece of parchment and began to write a set of test papers.

The test papers consist of long paragraphs of questions and answers, which will definitely cause a mental blow to the students.

After writing one, Shi Fei checked it carefully and then started copying the second piece of parchment.

If he knew magic, he could make several copies of the parchment with a wave of his wand. Now, he could only copy it himself.

What a sin!
It was already noon when I finished copying this thick scroll.

He ate in the office, which was just a simple meal of four dishes and one soup. After eating, Shi Fei began to study the class schedule.

Seriously speaking, for the teachers at Hogwarts, the curriculum is quite full.

It’s really hard to make money there!
Estimating that the time was about right, Shi Fei walked towards the classroom with the parchment scroll.

When I arrived at the classroom door, I saw a group of children laughing there, and they seemed to be mentioning "autographed photos".

"What's going on? What's going on?" Shi Fei saw some of the kids took out their wands, and hurriedly took two steps forward and said, "You can't kill them by beating them like this!"

"..."Ron was the one who pulled out his wand. He was mocked by Malfoy. Ron was shocked by Shi Fei's words. He kept saying, "Professor... I didn't... "

"Remember to bring a knife next time. At your age, a knife is more useful than a wand." Shi Fei looked at the blond Malfoy who was laughing strangely and said, "Stab him in the neck, and he will never smile again in his life."

Malfoy suddenly stopped laughing, and Ron also shrank his head, feeling that Shi Fei's words were strange. How could a teacher instigate students like this?

"Come in!" Shi Fei walked into the classroom and said to them.

When the children were all seated, Shi Fei still couldn't tell which one was Harry Potter. There were a bunch of children, all of them foreigners, and they all looked the same to Shi Fei.

"I am your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Gilderoy Lockhart!" Shi Fei frowned, recalling his serious homeroom teacher when he was a child.

He unconsciously imitated the intimidating temperament of the head teacher and said, "I heard that your teacher last year hardly taught you anything useful. So I prepared a test for you."

"Test to see what you have already mastered! This way I can determine what to teach you."

Amid the children's wailing, Shi Fei distributed the sheepskin test papers.

(End of this chapter)