Simultaneous traversal: All Abyss difficulty.

Chapter 384 Coach, I Want to Learn Kamehameha

Bruce Yu's figure shimmered in the moonlight of Paradise Island, and the mark of the Flying Thunder God left faint ripples in the air.

Like a ghost in CrossFire, he "ghost-jumped" through the magnificent white buildings, his Observation Haki fully activated, sensing every possible energy fluctuation.

"This place is really..."

He crouched on the dome of a bathroom and peeked through the skylight at several Amazon warriors taking a shower. Their muscles, visible through the steam, were more defined than any internet celebrity, making one want to go up and give them a like.

"No wonder Greek mythology is so bizarre; it's understandable now."

He walked through the curtain and bumped into two warriors who were trying on their new armor with their backs to him and their buttocks sticking out.

His bronze skin was dazzling in the moonlight, and Bruce Yu quickly shrank back into the shadows, muttering, "This kind of scene wouldn't be seen in games from the era of political correctness."

After another search, Bruce Yu realized that he seemed to be looking in the wrong direction.

"If we go straight ahead, will we still find this place?"

Although Bruce Yu had seen the movie, it was hard to say exactly where the Mother Box was stored in reality; he only knew that it seemed to be in a huge building.

"That's the only way then."

Using Asgardian teleportation magic as a foundation, he threw Flying Thunder God Kunai at several points within his sight as anchor points, and then began randomly teleporting to buildings!
After an hour of continuous travel through seventeen temples, his patience gradually wore thin.

When the teleportation spell was activated again, he plunged directly into a stone chamber hidden in a cliff crevice.

Glowing vines climbed the damp rock walls, and the bed in the center was empty, but judging from the furnishings, someone had just been lying there.

"Got you." The Lasso of Truth coiled around Bruce Yu's neck like a venomous snake, and Diana stepped out of the shadows. "You think you can move freely in the Amazon with your spatial abilities?"

“Oh, it was a bus. Oh no, a high-speed train.” Bruce Yu stared at Wonder Woman’s face. “Sorry, I may have disturbed your rest.”

"What nonsense are you spouting! You're here to steal the Mother Box, aren't you!"

Bound by the Lasso of Truth, Bruce Yu spoke only the truth: "Of course, what else would I do?"

What was the purpose of stealing the Mother Box?

"Resurrecting Superman".

Why resurrect Superman?

"Nonsense, of course it's used to fight Darkseid and protect the Earth. Do you think resurrecting Superman is just to see him and Batman become a couple? Batman has already become the Red Death."

Wonder Woman is somewhat bewildered after receiving the answer to protect the Earth once again.

She really couldn't bring herself to do anything drastic to Bruce Yu, after all, he was telling the truth, and he was just a superhero who wanted to protect the Earth in his own way.

Even if this method seems a bit underhanded.

“I advise you to let me go and not make a fuss,” Bruce Yu said kindly. “I’ve really been working myself to the bone for this planet. If it weren’t for Darkseid’s ruthless and destructive behavior, I wouldn’t have put myself in so much danger.”

Wonder Woman paused for a moment, then, seeing Bruce Yu's sincere expression, she pressed on, "Why did you have to use the Mother Box and resurrect... Superman?"

"So you didn't have much contact with Superman, right?"

Bruce Yu thought for a moment and recalled that in the Justice League, Superman and Wonder Woman teamed up to fight Doomsday before Superman died, but Red Death killed Superman beforehand, which meant that Wonder Woman didn't know much about Superman.

"If you don't know him, I can introduce him to you. Simply put, the reason Darkseid chose to come to Earth now is because... Superman is dead."

This single sentence is enough to make Wonder Woman reconsider Bruce Yu's plans.

After all, she knew the name of Darkseid, who had destroyed 90,000 planets.

Bruce Yu added, "You might not know that part of history. It took all the heroes on Earth working together to defeat Darkseid when it first came to Earth, causing it to lose the three Mother Boxes. Darkseid was only eight years old at the time."

"How many gods are left on Earth now?" Bruce Yu stared at Wonder Woman's fluttering eyelashes. "Demigoddess, answer me!"

Diana was startled by this sudden question and frowned, saying, "Are you sure that resurrecting the so-called Superman will allow us to win this war?"

"If we don't resurrect Superman," Bruce Yu chuckled self-deprecatingly, "let alone Darkseid, you bunch of scoundrels probably couldn't even take down one of Darkseid's dogs."

His statement was based on real-world experience. In the one-and-a-half-hour Justice League movie, the rest of the Justice League members were completely outmatched by Steppenwolf.

Then, as soon as Superman was resurrected, Steppenwolf was torn apart.
He was not even in the same league as the heroes.

These words, amplified by the Lasso of Truth, utterly shattered Wonder Woman's worldview. She removed the Lasso of Truth from Bruce Yu's neck and asked, "Is there anything I can do?"

"Simple, three steps."

Bruce Yu stretched his neck. "First, tell me where the Mother Box is."

"Second, put Superman's corpse in."

"Third, wait for Superman to come out of the door."

Wonder Woman was taken aback. "It's that simple?"

"Yes, it's that simple. And then..."

He suddenly stopped talking at this point.

Thinking about the Zack Snyder version of the Justice League 2 trailer, a chill suddenly ran down my spine.
That apocalyptic Earth.

Wonder Woman was stabbed to death.

The Sea King, skinned and dismembered.

The only saviors left are the Joker and Batman.

And now, he doesn't even have Batman anymore.
I, Batman?

Then I'll have to do something a little weird.

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On a deserted island by the sea, two figures are running swiftly across the water.

Longzhu Fangyu wiped his sweat.

He really wanted to complain about whether Goku and Krillin had ever been to school.
It's really hard to imagine the two of them running back and forth across several kilometers on the sea like that.

If they had even a little education, they would know that their behavior went against common sense!
That's just how comedy comics are; no matter how illogical the main character is, it's still considered normal.

But this also caused Fang Yu a lot of trouble.

Master Roshi stood to the side with his hands behind his back, saying, "It's not that I don't want to teach you. Look, your two senior brothers can figure out how to run on the water with just one word from me, but you fall right back down as soon as you get on the water. That's the difference, understand?"

Fang Yu gritted his teeth slightly, "Who said I can't run on water! I can even stay still on the water!"

"Hey! You dare to talk back! If you can keep me still on the water, I'll..." Master Roshi thought for a moment and realized he didn't have much left, then said, "I'll give you the remaining 20,000 yen!"

"Alright! You said it!" Fang Yu directly concentrated chakra in the soles of his feet and walked towards the water's surface.
Seeing his apprentice's confidence, Master Roshi slapped his forehead and exclaimed, "Oh right! I still have water boiling on the fire! See you later!"

After that, he ran away in a hurry.

Fang Yu clenched his fists helplessly; there was nothing he could do about Master Roshi.

Who told me I wanted to learn Kamehameha?

Just then, Little Wukong, carrying the milk, returned. He put the milk on the beach and was about to leave when Fang Yu suddenly called out to him.

Fang Yu, with a desperate look on his face, said, "Brother Wukong! Master asked you to teach me the Kamehameha."

Goku scratched his head. "Really? Okay then, watch closely, Kamehameha!"

Fang Yu's eyes widened!

Is this horse-shaped one okay?

As expected of a comedy comic!
(End of this chapter)