Simultaneous traversal: All Abyss difficulty.
Chapter 455 I'm Not Going to Be a Fitness Instructor
Chapter 455 I'm Not Going to Be a Fitness Instructor
On the Kalin Tower platform, Fang Yu suddenly squatted down and gently pressed his palm on the surface of the wooden floor.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Kalin tilted his head, his cat eyes full of confusion.
Fang Yu did not answer, and a faint chakra light suddenly appeared in his palm.
With a soft "snap," a peculiar spell mark was clearly imprinted on the floor before quickly disappearing.
"What is this?" Kalin's beard twitched, instinctively feeling a sense of unease.
Fang Yu stood up, patted the sawdust off his hands, and said with a nostalgic expression, "I love the soil of my hometown. I wanted to grab a handful of soil from my hometown, but I found there was no soil. It was too clean."
"Huh?" Kalin rolled his eyes dramatically. "Your hometown? This isn't your home!"
Fang Yu smiled mysteriously, "Flying Thunder God!"
"Shh-"
Before the astonished eyes of Korin and Goku, Fang Yu's figure vanished in an instant, leaving only a gentle breeze across the platform.
"Meow!" Kalin jumped up, her fur standing on end. "Where is everyone?!"
Little Wukong opened his mouth wide and looked around: "Disappeared?"
Meanwhile, in front of the Turtle Hermitage.
"Snapped!"
Fang Yu's figure appeared out of thin air and stood steadily on the beach.
Pushing open the creaking wooden door, Fang Yu saw Master Roshi wearing reading glasses, intently flipping through a magazine.
"You old lecher, I'm back."
Master Roshi was startled, and the magazine fell to the ground with a "thud," revealing a photo of a beautiful woman in a bikini inside.
"You brat! Why are you scaring me?!" Master Roshi suddenly realized what he was doing, his eyes widening. "Didn't you go climb Korin Tower? You've only been gone a few days and you've already given up?"
Fang Yu shrugged: "I finished climbing, and even managed to snag some holy water."
"Impossible!" Master Roshi jumped up. "It took me three years back then!"
“Times have changed, teacher.” Fang Yu walked to the refrigerator, took out a bottle of ice water and took a few gulps. “I saw Wukong, and he agreed to lend me the Four Stars.”
Master Roshi was still in shock and nodded instinctively, "It's in the cabinet."
Fang Yu opened the cabinet and sure enough, he saw the orange four-star object lying quietly inside, its star pattern sparkling in the sunlight.
"Thanks." He put the Dragon Ball into his capsule. "I'm in a hurry, I'll be going now."
"Wait!" Master Roshi finally snapped out of his daze. "You really climbed the tower?"
Fang Yu blinked: "There's a white cat on the tower. It's carrying a cane with a bottle of smelly water on it. I didn't feel anything after drinking it. Oh right, it also gave me a magic bean."
Master Roshi's expression was subtle. He would never have known what Fang Yu was talking about if he hadn't gone to Korin Tower himself, let alone know what the holy water tasted like.
"What an amazing kid. He actually drank the holy water in just a few days. What a pity! He has a lot of muscles, but no talent for martial arts."
"With a physique like yours, you're destined to be a fitness instructor. Sigh." Master Roshi shook his head helplessly, his expression full of regret.
"Hehe, I'm not going to be a fitness instructor. No matter how much money I make from my little turtle, I'd rather not be the instructor for a fat, childless, cat-loving woman. Besides, I'll soon have what you call talent!"
"Oh? You want to use the Dragon Balls to make a wish!?" Master Roshi realized.
Fang Yu smiled and, under Master Roshi's dumbfounded gaze, activated the Flying Thunder God Technique.
"Shh!"
His figure vanished in an instant, leaving Master Roshi alone in the room, his sunglasses slipped down to the tip of his nose.
Am I seeing things?
The lecherous old man rubbed his eyes, bent down to pick up the magazine from the ground, and decided to attribute his hallucination to exhaustion caused by looking at too many beautiful women. The fishmongers at the super seafood market had never seen such a crazy customer in their lives.
"This one, this one, and that one~" Fang Yu's fingers slid quickly across the glass tank. "I want the whole tank of bluefin tuna."
The fishmonger's ledger clattered to the ground: "S-Sir, you mean the whole pond? That's two tons!"
Fang Yu, holding the Red Ribbon Legion's military funds, was quite generous and immediately nodded: "Yes, hurry up."
The button on the all-purpose capsule was pressed, and after the smoke cleared, the empty container crashed down in front of the stall.
"Pretend." Fang Yu pulled out five more multi-purpose capsules and laid them out. "And king crab, salmon, and lobster."
An hour later, refrigerated trucks from all over the market were brought in to deliver goods.
As Fang Yu walked toward the seventh sushi restaurant, a waiter chased after him: "Sir! We're running out of takeout boxes!"
"Pack it in plastic bags." Fang Yu tossed the capsules out without turning his head. "One hundred servings of teriyaki eel rice."
The platform at the top of Kalin Tower suddenly began to shake.
"Earthquake, meow?" Kalin God jumped up, only to see Fang Yu's figure appear in the smoke, with more than twenty universal capsules piled at his feet.
Little Goku's nose suddenly twitched wildly: "It smells so good! It smells like roasted meat!"
"Snapped!"
The first capsule burst open, and a ten-meter-long bluefin tuna crushed half of the fish drying rack.
Kalin's pupils narrowed to slits, and his paw pads unconsciously left small plum blossom-shaped marks on the fish's body.
“This is special-supply tuna.” Fang Yu kicked open the second capsule, and a mountain of sea urchin poured out. “Served with sea urchin sauce.”
The moment the third capsule was released, Goku had already plunged into the three-meter-high mountain of roasted meat, oil dripping from his chin onto his Master Roshi uniform.
When the fifth capsule rolled out a hundred boxes of eel rice, Kalin's beard was covered in crab roe.
"Meow meow," the fat cat's tail was wrapped around a king crab leg, its paws hooked around a salmon belly, yet it still tried to fix its gaze on the lobster in the distance, "That...that one too."
Fang Yu pressed the last capsule with a wicked grin.
"boom!"
The ten tons of fish exploded with a roar, and the frozen krill inside scattered like jewels. Kalin finally broke down and buried the whole cat in the pile of krill, with only the tip of its trembling tail showing.
Little Wukong, with his cheeks puffed out, didn't even have time to look up, and kept eating voraciously.
"Deal made." As Fang Yu reached the edge of the tower, preparing to jump, he heard a muffled meow behind him: "Human. This god grants you permission to come and play on the tower anytime."
And just like that, Fang Yu jumped down right in front of the two of them!
The biting wind howled past my ears, piercing through the clouds above Kalin Tower and magnifying the scenery below.
"Ah! Look!" Upa suddenly pointed to the sky and cried out in alarm, her little face turning pale with fright. "It's that big brother who fell down!"
Brahma and Bulma looked up at the same time, and a black dot was falling rapidly from the clouds!
"Oh no!" Bora's expression changed drastically. He turned around to grab a cushion from the village, and Bulma also hurriedly took out her magic capsules, trying to find something soft to sit on.
Just as Fang Yu was less than 100 meters from the ground, his body suddenly decelerated as if defying the laws of physics!
The downward momentum instantly dissipated, and the person felt as if they were being supported by an invisible hand, gently spinning and falling.
The moment the toes touched the ground, not even a grain of sand was stirred up.
Upa's chin slammed into the instep: "How...how is this possible?!"
Bora's beard trembled: "A hundred and eight thousand meters high... and completely unharmed!"
Fang Yu dusted off non-existent dust from his sleeves and said to Bulma, "Let's go, we've collected them all."
(End of this chapter)
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