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Chapter 355 The world created by God is not perfect.
North of Hyogo, west of the sun.

The place where the souls of boys and girls belong, a strange world that can only be seen after death.

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[Anti-Angel Operation Headquarters]

A huge pile of all sorts of ridiculously large swords, spears, and halberds—far beyond the reach of a normal human arm—was casually piled up in a corner, filling the not-so-spacious space with a grim atmosphere. But what drew even more attention was the young girl in the center giving a speech.

With a loud thud, she jumped heavily onto the desk.

It was a girl wearing a sailor uniform, a miniskirt, and black over-the-knee socks that accentuated the taut, beautiful curves of her calves and thighs. She had short, dark red hair that reached her shoulders and was adorned with a green bow headband.

While one has to admit she's adorable, this girl, utterly lacking any ladylike qualities, raised a single index finger and said aggressively:
"Mas Oyama once said that if a human and a cat were to fight in a cage, it would be the first time that a human would be on equal footing with a samurai sword!"

A fairly handsome, but strangely hippie-like blue-haired boy remarked, "Did Mas Oyama ever say anything like that?"

"Shut up! Subordinates are not allowed to contradict their leader!"

With her domineering style and tough attitude, and after silencing everyone with her sharp, piercing gaze, Yuri Nakamura continued her previous topic: "In order to fight against angels who are far superior to humans, we humans who rebel against God must also take up arms... No, simply taking up arms is not enough, we must also unite as one!"

Because of her unreasonable life and cruel fate, Yuri Nakamura, who decided to fight to the end in this afterlife in order to rebel against fate and the gods who toy with humanity, founded a club.

But just like the predicament the SOS Brigade had faced before, their organization did not yet have a name that was prestigious enough or resounding enough to inspire awe and fear in people.

"Now, everyone, begin making your proposals!"

Including the newly joined boy who couldn't even remember his own name, everyone perked up and racked their brains to think.

"If we're united... what would happen if we were united? It would be quite impressive, wouldn't it?" Matsushita Morida, a judo master known for his strong, bear-like physique and calm demeanor, said something rather ominous with a smile.

"Rejected! The afterlife is an eternal, harsh winter! Spring will not come until God is defeated!"

Yuri Nakamura rejected it without hesitation.

"The Divine Heart Society!"

With a classic Japanese wooden sword slung over his shoulder and a slightly fierce look in his eyes, the boy Fujimaki, like a hungry wolf, shouted loudly.

"Rejected! It sounds like some kind of karate club! Do you think you're Fujimaki Juzo? Our opponent isn't Tanba Bunshichi!"

"Then, how about the naval base?" a plain-looking boy named Oyama suggested timidly.

"You might as well call it the Invincible Fleet, you idiot! If you can find the lost ship girls, it's not out of the question."

"With thorns or without thorns."

Slightly leaning back on the armrest of the sofa, with red hair, the band's lead singer and guitarist, Asami Iwasawa, raised her hand and spoke.

"That doesn't hold water! At least some of you are still in high school, right?"

"The Headquarters." Shiina, a taciturn "ninja" with blue hair and red eyes, wearing a long black scarf, coldly uttered a few words. Her aura made it hard to tell whether she was a real ninja or not.

Upon hearing the name, Yuri Nakamura inexplicably shuddered, placing her hands in front of her chest to form an "X" shape, and frantically denied it:
"No! No! No!"

"Bai Yulou!" This was the suggestion from someone who had lost all motivation and was already thinking of just getting by.

"Isn't this just saying that everyone is already dead?!"

……

"Hi hi... Far East Magical Nap Club!"

"This joke has already been used! If you keep doing this, I'll beat you up!"

With her anger level soaring and hellfire seemingly erupting from her head like a demon, Yuri Nakamura brandished her fists and threatened menacingly.

Despite the serious issue of rebelling against the gods, these guys, when they got together, acted like comedians, completely clowning around. It seemed like she was the only one who was serious.

But with such a group of people, she had no choice but to make do with it.

After all, the wicked goddess threw people like them, who died suddenly in the prime of their lives, into this place. Although they are all fools, sometimes only fools are willing to do such stupid things with her.

"how about you?"

Yuri Nakamura was despairing of this world full of idiots. The red-haired boy in front of her, who had just woken up, didn't seem very smart either, but she still asked him with the mentality of trying anything as a last resort.

"...The Dawn Blood Alliance?"

After a moment of silence, still unable to accept his bizarre experience of suddenly appearing in this strange world and then being stabbed to death by two girls one after the other, the boy, "Otonashi Yuzuru," finally came up with a rather cool name.

"You FF14 player, OO!"

The girl yelled in frustration, "Don't you guys have any creativity at all?!"

In a sense, Yuri Nakamura is quite a formidable figure for being able to pick up on so many memes, which explains why she has become the unique leader of this front.

"Let's go back to the original name and call it the Afterlife Battlefront."

The girl helplessly rubbed her forehead, feeling that her future was truly bleak.

The world created by God is not perfect... but she will not give up. As long as she continues to fight against the "angels" in this world, she will never be reincarnated.

Most of the people here suffered tragic fates in their previous lives and came here out of resentment, hoping to be given a second chance. Wouldn't it be a waste to give up so easily?
Except for Yuzuru Otonashi, who had only been in this world for less than a day, everyone else was wearing the same uniform with a badge that represented the Shinda (Shinda) World Front 3S and had the words "rebels against the god" on it.

That is, the SSS group.

"Our goal is to destroy the angels and then dominate the world." Despite her nonsensical words, Yuri Nakamura firmly proclaimed her ideology.

As for this so-called "Anti-Angel Operation Headquarters"...

—It's actually the principal's office that they seized.

……

"How could things have turned out like this?" "Yuriko came, and the person I've been waiting for also came. These are two things that should be happy about, so why did it turn out like this..."

She was a girl with beautiful silver hair, captivating amber-yellow sapphire-like pupils, delicate features, a lovely face, fair and smooth skin like jade, a petite and charming body, and a cold expression.

The innocent girl, who seemed like an angel descended to earth, looked at the group of delinquent students who had taken over the principal's office and showed a slightly troubled expression.

In this world, there is no death, injuries heal quickly, even if you are hacked to pieces, you can be resurrected, and if you get an upset stomach, you will recover quickly... It is said to be somewhat similar to a kind of being called Penglai people, but this is probably due to the special nature of the world itself.

The world is like a miniature garden, and at its center is a large, fully residential university with a total of over 2000 students, but most of them are just NPCs.

Yes, those are the kinds of characters in games that have fixed behavior patterns and exist solely to provide the player with an immersive experience, not player-controlled characters.

They lack independent thinking ability; even if you do something to them, you will only get a pre-programmed response.

But all of this was designed to help these young people who came into this world because of regrets to better enjoy the youth they missed and make up for their past regrets.

Since she arrived here, she has been doing her best to help them and reincarnate without regrets... She had been warned by Jagi in the past that if she wasn't careful, a group of people would oppose her every day and disrupt the school order, but things still turned out this way without her realizing it.

Although the passage of time is not very perceptible in this world, decades have actually passed since the misunderstanding occurred.

From then on, she was the student council president of the school and took on the responsibility of maintaining school order. However, one day a case suddenly occurred—

Someone kidnapped the principal at gunpoint.

It was because of this incident that she failed to guide Yuriko onto the right path—at the time, in her eagerness to save people, she accidentally unleashed a light cannon with her bare hands, blasting the kidnapper into gray ashes, all of which was witnessed by Nakamura Yuri, who had just entered this world.

Overwhelmed with shock, Yuriko didn't give her a chance to get to know her and concluded that she was the messenger of the God who created the world—an angel.

After all, who in their right mind can shoot a ball with their bare hands?!
These people only have the ability to be immortal, but this student council president is clearly superhuman!

Coincidentally, the students who knew her and understood her thoughts at the time had all been reincarnated, and no one could explain things to her, who was already a woman of few words.

And that's how the misunderstanding arose.

As for why she was able to unleash the Light Embrace, that's all thanks to someone who uploaded a large number of fist technique compilation packages, allowing her to absorb a massive amount of chaotic stuff. Combined with the world's unique programming software—ANGEL PLAYER—she was able to gain superhuman physical abilities and incredibly powerful attack and defense skills through program editing.

Including but not limited to: Hokuto sonic (Two-Slash Wave Hand Blade), Hokuto harmonics (Hokuto Sage Aura Thunder Bullet), Hokuto light cannon (Thick Pants Telling Mao Jokes)... as well as a series of Nanto flying and earth-遁 (Escape from the ground) abilities.

Normal humans have absolutely no way to fight against the strongest student council president who has integrated the North and South Dippers into one through programming, but in the end, a way out was found for Yuriko.

Handcrafted weapons.

对，就是徒手搓各种枪械，奥地利Glock-17半自动手枪、俄罗斯RPK-74型5.45毫米轻机枪、黄金沙漠之鹰、手榴弹、长戟、前苏联PPsh-41式冲锋枪、俄罗斯PP-19野牛式冲锋枪、德国MG3通用机枪、美国AT-4反坦克火箭筒、奥地利格洛克17等等。

With these powerful weapons, the "It Doesn't Matter If They Die" front barely gained the ability to fight against the "angels," but this was also thanks to the fact that Kanade just thought they were playing with her.

"They'll know when the time comes..."

Blinking, the silver-haired girl tilted her head slightly, thinking optimistically that after all, their time was infinite, and one day everyone's wishes would be fulfilled.

As for now, it's time to eat!

Although neither NPCs nor the boys and girls who come here after death will age and remain forever energetic, they still need to enjoy themselves and still have the desire to eat.

In the afterglow of the setting sun, the girl gracefully landed on the ground from the eaves and walked towards the cafeteria. With no one around, she suddenly began to hum a song softly:
"From the clear blue sky of the afterlife, I recommend you simply dial a few numbers, and before you die, you must try Mapo Tofu~ Ahh, Mapo Tofu~~ Mapo Tofu~~~ Mapo Tofu~~~"

That's right, it's the dish that brings happiness—Mapo Tofu!
After receiving her meal vouchers from the cafeteria and redeeming them for her favorite dishes, the naive girl chose a quiet spot to sit down and begin enjoying her dinner.

She scooped up a spoonful of the frighteningly red Mapo Tofu and put it in her mouth. Although there wasn't much expression on her face, it gave off the feeling of a cute little animal quickly eating.

If you were to ask her why she likes such strongly flavored food—

"The spiciness is like fire burning, the Sichuan peppercorns have a deep, numbing effect, and the tofu itself is smooth and tender—it's a wave of flavor assault!"

"The tongue is satisfied with the spiciness of the tofu, while simultaneously enjoying its crisp texture and subsequent tenderness! It's like a beautiful melody playing on the tongue, and everything becomes clear!"

"The three melodies, though distinct, create a deep, sweet, and melodious tone that gradually transforms into light snowflakes, dissipates in the mist, and slowly fades into the depths of the throat! It's like a perfectly harmonious duet of tofu and meat!"

There are as many reasons like this as you could possibly need.

Of course, Xiao Zou herself didn't have that many thoughts. She simply tasted every kind of food in the school cafeteria over a long period of time and thought that Mapo Tofu was the most delicious.

It's red, stimulating, and delicious.

That's it.

However, after experiencing the spiciness that was far too intense for most people, the petite girl did not immediately leave her seat as usual to begin her inspection duties as student council president. Instead, she remained seated, a hint of loneliness showing on her face.

"Jacky said...it's up to us..."

"But I'm already dead... I can't be of any help."

Just as she herself thought, given her already special condition, it was questionable whether she could even exist if she left this world, let alone help others.

The arrival of other living beings in this world may also cause unknown mutations.

Therefore, so far no visitors from other worlds have come to visit her, and she has not experienced any time travel.

Although Xiaozou is not dissatisfied with her current life, she sometimes can't help but think that it would be nice to see her friends who have been with her for decades.

However, some people reacted even more strongly than she did.

She recalled the person's strong complaint about this matter: "Jun Maeda, are you happy now? You cold-hearted person, setting your worldview like this, I will never forgive you, never!"

"A world created by wicked gods, huh? Then I will... become a god!"

Feeling slightly discouraged by the strange things that guy said, the girl could only watch from the sidelines as she cleaned up the dishes while typing a message in the group chat.

"I'm sorry everyone..."

"Forever Seventeen: It's nothing, it's nothing. As for the matter of temporarily taking over as the shrine maiden, Miko has already volunteered (*^▽^*)"

(End of this chapter)