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Chapter 11 This milk tea has no added ingredients

"Lord Li, I am indeed a little tired. Could you please take the honey drink from your hand?"

After calming herself down, He Lingsi forced a smile and spoke to Li Qingyuan.

You should know that Empress Dowager He was actually just an ordinary palace maid back then. The reason she became the empress dowager was because of her beautiful appearance, plump figure and the ability to please men, which made her the favorite concubine of Emperor Ling of Han.

Although she has been arrogant and domineering over the years, she is actually just a butcher's daughter at heart. She naturally knows that sometimes, the best choice is to humble herself.

Of course, being able to do this is her limit. After all, she has been the queen for more than ten years and her reputation has been restored. It is impossible to ask her to return to the servile state in the past in a short period of time.

"Give!"

Li Qingyuan handed the half-drunk milk tea in his hand directly to Empress Dowager He.

"this?"

Looking at the other cup of milk tea that had not been opened, Empress Dowager He's eyes were a little hot.

You actually gave me your leftovers, you're such a bastard!

'puff--'

Putting the milk tea in Empress Dowager He's hands, Li Qingyuan opened the second cup.

He keeps licking other people until he has nothing left. As a time traveler who has changed his fate against all odds, he will never be a licker in his life.

"Humph!"

Empress Dowager He snorted angrily, then put the straw in her mouth and started drinking.

Admittedly, she knew that the best option now would be to throw away the honey drink in her hand, but she was really thirsty!

After living a life of luxury for so many years, she is no longer the little palace maid He Lingsi, but the dignified Empress Dowager He of the Han Dynasty!

He Lingsi had the backbone to refuse charity, but Empress Dowager He could not.

Empress Dowager He was almost exhausted after half a day's running around. Not to mention that she was frightened by the two eunuchs forcing her to abdicate, the experience of riding for more than an hour alone made her feel sore all over.

Maybe in the eyes of cattle and horses, riding a bike for a ride and getting close to nature is a very pleasant thing, but in the eyes of a pampered top lady like Empress Dowager He, this is definitely the biggest suffering she has suffered in recent years!

"Well--"

Empress Dowager He, who had to accept the charity's food because she was too tired, suddenly blossomed after taking a sip of milk tea.

Why those ancient brewing methods were directly replaced by various imported products in a short period of time? Isn’t it because compared with technology and hard work, those original things are too weak!
I don't know how much edible flavors and sweeteners are added to milk tea. The sweetest thing you can eat in the Han Dynasty is the honey that the Skeleton King is obsessed with. One sip of milk tea directly awakened Empress He's taste buds.

……

Looking at He Lingsi who almost took off on the spot after drinking a sip of milk tea, Li Qingyuan looked at the package in his hand in some surprise.

It’s milk tea for sure!

There shouldn't be any weird stuff added to this thing, right?
"Mother—mother—"

Liu Bian was just about to speak to Empress Dowager He, but unexpectedly, He Lingsi came to her senses, quickly took a few steps away from Liu Bian, and then exerted force on her chest.

'Gululu——'

As the three people stared in amazement, Empress Dowager He demonstrated to everyone what it means to drink half a cup of milk tea in one breath.
This breath is long enough!

Li Qingyuan couldn't help but sigh, feeling that if he took this girl swimming, he could definitely make her hold her breath underwater for three minutes.

"Oops! I've finished drinking it!"

After several minutes, when Empress Dowager He swallowed all the milk tea in her mouth, she took the empty plastic cup and showed it to Liu Bian helplessly.

Although plastic cups were rare treasures in the Han Dynasty, they were not really rare treasures for the emperor and the empress dowager.

The Warring States crystal cup is the museum's treasure that is forbidden to be exhibited abroad, but in fact the cup was just a water cup carried by a governor!

Compared to the highest dignitaries of the empire, medicinal jade and colored glaze are indeed rare, but they are definitely not precious enough to drive them crazy.

Compared with the medicinal jade cup in her hand, which was worth at least a hundred strings of cash, Empress Dowager He felt that only a cup of this grade was worthy of containing the world's most supreme delicacy just now.

"Li--Lord Li--"

The little emperor was speechless when he saw what his mother did, so he could only look at Li Qingyuan with a thick face.

But even Empress Dowager He would be ridiculed if she wanted to drink, let alone the little emperor!

The reason why Liu Bian was brought along was entirely because of his status as emperor, just like Cao Cao holding the emperor hostage to control the princes. No matter whether it was Li Qingyuan or Cao Cao, I think they would not really take the little emperor seriously.

Of course, as long as the little emperor doesn't think about seizing power on his own, Cao Cao will at least give him corresponding courtesy.

And follow Li Qingyuan?
In other words, Liu Bian did not have the ability to predict the future, otherwise he might as well have directly drank the poisoned wine that Li Ru handed to him!
Li Qingyuan turned a deaf ear to Liu Bian's pleas, while Empress Dowager He stood alone and continued to savor the lingering fragrance between her lips and teeth. The only outsider, Tang Ying, could not stand it anymore.

In Tang Ying's life, Liu Bian was her heaven, which can be seen from the fact that she was willing to die for Liu Bian without hesitation.

People in later generations have become impure because they have suffered too much spiritual shock and cultural baptism. They have all turned into sophisticated egoists and are simply unable to understand the thinking patterns of the ancients under the limitations of the times.

"General Li! Can you offer the honey drink in your hand to the emperor?"

No matter how much she hated the bastard Li Qingyuan in her heart, Tang Ying still walked up to him and bowed slightly.

Liu Bian's throne had been deposed by Dong Zhuo, and Tang Ying usually called him "Prince".

But now that Dong Zhuo has sent people to kill Liu Bian, and at the same time, it is heard that the princes in Guandong are attacking Dong Zhuo in the name of clearing the court, then naturally Liu Bian will not continue to be the King of Hongnong, but will restore his throne.

"You want it too?"

Li Qingyuan shook the milk tea in his hand and asked with a smile.

But the smile that he thought was kind and harmonious seemed so evil to Tang Ying!

"General, if you can just send the emperor to the army of the Guandong princes, you will have accomplished a great feat of saving the emperor. In the future, the princes will be rich and glorious for generations to come. Please put the overall situation first!"

Tang Ying said slowly. It was obvious that compared to this unreliable mother and son, this woman, whose name had not been left in history and could only be represented by Tang Ji, was relatively much smarter.

There was no way. Empress Dowager He was originally a concubine's daughter of a butcher's family. Even though she later ascended to the throne of empress after a series of palace fights, in fact, all the skills she possessed were used for palace fighting, and her political ability was almost zero.

Just like those incredible players in female frequency channels, a bunch of female frequency readers actually thought that if Zhen Huan was thrown into Zhu Yuanzhang's harem, Zhen Huan would be able to kill Empress Ma with her hilarious palace fighting skills!
Although Liu Bian was trained as the crown prince since he was young, this guy was a complete useless person.

Just imagine how cowardly an emperor who was looked down upon even by someone like Dong Zhuo could be!
(End of this chapter)