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Chapter 14: Jugglers

"There was a severe drought in the capital this year. If this disaster hadn't happened, the granaries should have been opened to provide disaster relief!"

The four of them walked slowly on the road, and He Lingsi looked at the desolate scene around them and spoke.

Nowadays, those nerds who lie in bed and play with their phones always like to point fingers at others online, thinking that the ancients were really stupid. When they encountered a disaster, didn’t they know to go fishing? If not, they could just go to the forest and catch some game!
Of course, this cannot be entirely blamed on them, because people's cognition is actually consistent with the information they have. Without having seen the scene of thousands of miles of barren land, how could they possibly imagine what a real disaster year would be like?
From now until now, the electric vehicle has traveled at least 60 kilometers at the speed it is traveling, but Li Qingyuan didn't see any green.

The entire surface along the way was covered in gray, and there was hardly a living person on the road. However, a few figures lying on the dry ground could be vaguely seen in the distance. Without asking, one knew that they were disaster victims who had starved to death.

It was the first time that Tang Ying had seen such a scene. First, the girl's three views that she had established since childhood were shattered by the words, and now she saw such a miserable scene. She was in a daze, just like those college students who graduated and came out to find jobs in later generations. Her beliefs and faith had all collapsed.

The luster in her eyes had disappeared. The fourteen-year-old girl actually looked even more haggard than He Lingsi, which really made people feel a little distressed.

"Apart from the severe drought, the most important disaster should be the war!"

Although severe drought can indeed leave thousands of miles of land barren and make the people suffer, this place still belongs to the jurisdiction of Sili. The capital area was originally the most prosperous area in the world. If it were not for several consecutive riots, the current situation would never have occurred.

Li Qingyuan's mood was also slightly moved. Admittedly, as a retard who had suffered a lot of setbacks in later life, he felt that his conscience had been eaten by dogs long ago, but after seeing the scene before him, he still couldn't help feeling a little uncomfortable in his heart.

On the contrary, the little brat Liu Bian didn't behave at all. He held the empty cup of milk tea and refused to let go. He licked it with his tongue from time to time, and it was obvious that he was still savoring the wonderful taste.

"Let's go over there and rest!"

Looking at the sweaty He Lingsi and the distraught Tang Ying, Li Qingyuan pointed to a high ground and said.

'Did you buy what I asked you to buy?'

As he walked, Li Qingyuan opened the chat group and asked.

I always feel that the system I carry is not very smart. Other people’s chat groups can pause the time during the chat, and it will not affect the line of sight.

However, this incomplete product of mine not only cannot stop time, but when it is opened, a light curtain will appear in front of my eyes. Although it is transparent, it still affects my vision!
'It's almost time, waiting in line to check out!'

'Is the battery car fully charged?'

'How can it be that fast? You've used up all the batteries. You won't be able to refill them in four hours!'

"Can't you try to get some IOUs or something? Get a few tens of thousands of dollars to buy me a second-hand car?"

Although riding an electric scooter is indeed quite comfortable with soft cushions on the front and back, after the excitement wore off, Li Qingyuan felt that a car was still more comfortable.

This is also why so many heroes in history only love the country and not the beauty, because no matter how beautiful the beauty is, the pleasure she brings can only last for a short ten minutes, but the pleasure of holding the country and power can accompany you for a lifetime!
"Don't you know your own credit? I've been blacklisted by various companies. I bought all your stuff and it's worth less than 300 yuan. I don't even know where I'll stay at night!"

At the beginning, Li Qingyuan was planning to use those loan apps for emergencies. After all, in modern society, it is absolutely difficult to move forward without money. However, when he opened it, he found that he could not borrow even a penny.

Obviously, these so-called loan software are just like banks. When you are not short of money, they will call you frantically to sell you loans. If you really need money to save your life, don't even think about it.

"Um, wait a minute!"

Being scolded by the other party, even Li Qingyuan, who had a thick skin, felt a little ashamed. After all, if he was scolded by others, he could still find excuses for himself with various reasons, but if he was scolded by himself, he really couldn't even find an excuse.

"Give me your hairpin!" Li Qingyuan stretched out his hand and took off the hairpin on He Lingsi's head.

"What are you doing?"

He Lingsi was about to get angry, but he held back when the words came to his lips.

She quickly covered her hair with her hands. You know, ancient people almost never cut their hair, so her hair was at least one meter long, and it was difficult to fix it on her head without the help of a hairpin.

"The heavens are boundless, and the law is urgent!"

Li Qingyuan ignored her and instead spread out his palms and started muttering nonsense.

The golden hairpin immediately disappeared from his hand, and then a huge package appeared directly at his feet.

"Good! It's amazing!"

Liu Bian clapped his hands in applause. It is true that this little emperor would be a tyrant if he were to be an emperor, but he was very good at being a supporting actor.

Looking at the cheering little emperor, He Lingsi and Tang Ying both sighed helplessly.

It's really frustrating to have such a boss.

"Lord Li, is this the so-called Five Elements Escape Technique?"

Seeing Li Qingyuan unpacking the package, He Lingsi thought for a moment and asked.

Today was such a huge shock to her. First, Dong Zhuo wanted to send people to kill her, and then the guard who rescued her seemed to have strange magic that could conjure up all kinds of strange things.

If he could show this skill in front of those country villagers, Li Qingyuan would instantly become a living immortal. However, as one of the top figures in the Han Dynasty, He Lingsi said that although this technique was exquisite, it had not yet reached the level of an immortal.

It is said that Zhang Jue of the Taiping Dao was proficient in all kinds of five-element escape techniques and could even directly attract thunder from the sky. If he had not died as a result of divine punishment, the Han Dynasty would have had a lot of trouble in suppressing the Yellow Turban Rebellion.

"Actually, I am a deity who has descended to earth. I am a star in the sky. This time I came to the human world mainly to gain experience and have fun!"

Of course, Li Qingyuan couldn't tell others that he actually came from two thousand years later like those time travelers who had suffered a cerebral hemorrhage. After all, he had a golden finger and was completely different from those poor guys who could only rely on self-destruction to slightly improve their lives.

"Forehead!"

However, the reactions of the three were very flat. Only Empress Dowager He nodded slightly. Tang Ying was still in a state of collapse and did not react at all.

The young emperor Liu Bian had a look of disbelief on his face. One must know that Emperor Ling of Han had always been known as the dissolute emperor. He was the earliest role-playing player and nudist enthusiast. As the crown prince, Liu Bian had also witnessed many big scenes with his father since he was a child.

Compared to those strange people who can conjure up a bunch of people out of thin air or make flowers bloom on trees, Li Qingyuan's method is really not that good.

(End of this chapter)