Hogwarts: This Dark Lord is so evil.

Chapter 171 I have received professional training, no matter how funny it is, I will not laugh

"Pfft...cough cough..." Li Weide rubbed his face hard with his hands to stop himself from laughing out loud.

At this moment, Tom was sitting opposite him, his face livid.

But...his original flowing black hair has now completely disappeared.

Moreover, one side of my scalp is yellow, and the other side is white...

From a distance, it looks like a half-soaked egg...

"What are you laughing at!" Tom was furious. He pointed at his bald head and said angrily, "This is all your fault!"

"I'm sorry, I've received professional training. No matter how funny it is, I won't laugh unless... unless I can't help it... haha..."

"You're still laughing? I've tolerated you for a long time!"

"Sorry, sorry, it's really my fault this time." Li Weide said, trying to hold back his laughter.

This time it was indeed an accident.

The mutant fang geranium was growing well and only needed to be watered with nutrient solution on time every day.

As a result, Tom Cat, that idiot, brought down the potion he had prepared and poured it directly on Geranium!

Although what Tom Cat drinks is also nutrient solution, but...it is nutrient solution from magical animals!
No one knew what happened, but the nutrient solution specially used for magical creatures fell on the geranium, and the geranium, which had been growing slowly, suddenly grew rapidly within ten seconds!

Moreover, it moved like an animal! After discovering Li Wei De and Tom Cat, it started spraying venomous fangs at them!

Li Weide reacted quickly and cast an armor spell.

Tom Cat hiding behind him is also fine.

Unfortunately, Tom happened to open the greenhouse door.

Then, I was hit in the hair unexpectedly.

The good news is that only the hair was scratched.

But the bad news is... the poison in this fang is actually corrosive!
Although the scalp was not affected and Levitra handled it promptly, half of Tom's hair was also corroded.

It looked too funny to have hair on one side and no hair on the other, so Tom simply shaved his hair off...

However, due to the erosion of the poison, half of Tom's scalp is still yellow!
Li Weide was very emotional. He didn't expect that the bald version of Tom would arrive decades earlier...

"What weird thing have you come up with? My hair...is it possible that it won't grow anymore?" Tom reached out and touched the right side of his scalp which was corroded and a little stinging.

"Don't worry, it's just the poison of the venomous geranium. Although it is a strengthened version, I still have a way to cure it for you." Li Weide said.

Tom was relieved to hear that his hair could be restored.

Although he said he didn't care about his appearance, if only half of his head could grow hair in the future...

Really, Tom can accept himself becoming ugly, but he can't accept himself becoming funny!
Moreover, he can accept becoming ugly only on the premise that it can be exchanged for powerful strength!
Who the hell would want to suffer misfortune for no reason?
"So, why do you always come up with so many weird things?" Tom questioned, "Others raise cats, so you raise a cat too, but the cat you raise can almost talk! Others grow herbs, so you grow herbs too, but the herbs you grow are fucking abnormal!"

"Ahem...Tom, it's just an accident...Like I said before, a beautiful coincidence! And then it created the miracle of life! What a magical thing it is."

"That's because you're not the one being cheated! Only you can say such nonsense!" Tom said angrily.

"You can't blame me entirely for this! Who asked you to follow me at that time?" Li Weide also felt very aggrieved.

Tom has always been busy with farming and has never had any interest in it. Who knew he would come along today?
"Oh, you blame me for this? I'm the victim! If you hadn't grown that strange plant, how could I be like this now?"

"I already said it was an accident... Who knew it brought the wrong nutrient solution?"

"You let a cat bring you nutrient solution... so careless! Is this the experimental spirit you are so proud of?"

"So what... My cat can also make potions! It's much more useful than some people..." Levid muttered.

"I'll write a letter to tell Dumbledore!" Tom didn't want to waste time talking to Levitra and planned to write a letter to complain directly.

Although he couldn't beat Li Weide, he didn't necessarily have to resort to violence to resolve the problem!
All we need to do is find someone who can cure Li Weide!
Well... I learned this method from Grindelwald.

Oh, by the way, Grindelwald seems to have learned his methods from Levid.

To sum up, this method is something I learned from Li Weide.

"No buddy...how did you learn to tell tales now?"

Levid was shocked. He thought Tom would pick up his wand and fight him like he did before.

"Grindelwald said in the newspaper that the era of fighting and killing is over... I have been learning, Wade..." Tom said, and prepared to go back to his room to write a letter.

Li Weide suddenly felt like he was shooting himself in the foot...

"I will stop you from sending the letter. You have to know that without strong strength to rely on, even if you learn the method, it will be useless!"

"Whatever. It's not like Professor Dumbledore won't come to visit us anyway. I'll tell him in person when the time comes!"

"A black magic!" Li Weide raised a finger, "As long as you promise not to tell tales, I will teach you a powerful black magic!"

"two!"

"Deal!" Li Weide sneered, "Don't think of playing tricks, learning black magic, and then telling tales! If you dare to do that, I have a set of great memory disappearance techniques that you can use!"

"Huh, my character is not as bad as yours!" Tom said disdainfully.

Li Weide widened his eyes, wondering if he had not woken up yet.

He would never have imagined that one day he would be laughed at by Voldemort for having a worse character than him!

"Oh? I have a bad luck, right? Well, I won't pretend anymore. Since I have a bad luck, I will just activate my great memory disappearance technique right now! Do I need to use black magic to exchange it?" Li Weide said with a grin.

The smug smile on Tom's face disappeared instantly. "It's not like we can't discuss it... Two black magic spells are indeed a bit too much. How about one black magic spell?" "You said it, my character is very bad..."

"No, I was just joking. Who in Godric's Hollow doesn't know that you are a good person?"

"Or maybe I'm just a bad person with no morals at all. I seem to be happier. Thank you very much for your suggestion, Tom. I will try to be gentle."

"Damn... I was careless..."

……

Wizard tower.

Levitra was casting a traceless stretching spell on the interior of the newly built greenhouse.

Although Toby knew how to build a greenhouse, he had not mastered the traceless extension spell.

This part of the work really needs Li Weide to do.

After expanding the area to a satisfactory range, Li Weide walked to the corner with the curtains.

Behind this curtain is the mutant fang geranium.

After he had a good "heart-to-heart talk" with Tom yesterday, he transplanted the fang geranium to the wizard tower.

After all, this thing is really dangerous...

The fangs of the common geranium are so poisonous that they are lethal to humans.

What’s more, this is a mutated fanged geranium that looks like a pea shooter.

However, although it is impossible to see now, what this mutant fang geranium would look like if it grew as it originally did.

But, it seems pretty good now.

This mutated fang geranium is extremely aggressive, and its toxicity can even corrode a wizard's armor spell!

If the toxicity can be improved further, the method of identifying friend or foe can be optimized.

This thing is probably even more aggressive than the Chinese biting cabbage.

Giving magical plants nutrient solution from magical animals? This is a genius idea!

Next, Li Weide plans to take samples and then conduct a thorough experiment to see what changes have taken place in the medicinal properties of this mutated fang geranium.

After all, in addition to the extra attack power, magical plants are also materials for brewing potions.

The emergence of a new medicinal herb means the birth of more new potion recipes.

After that, we need to test whether this thing is conscious now.

If it has consciousness, and it is an animal-like consciousness, then is it possible to tame it?

If it had no consciousness, all its dangerous actions would be just the subconscious actions of a plant.

Then we need to study how to avoid being attacked by it and how to control it.

After that, the toxicity will be enhanced...

In the following days, Li Weide became busy again.

……

Ministry of Magic.

In Grindelwald's new office.

"These teaching materials are simply outdated! And this kind of teaching method..."

"How can such a lax teaching method produce good students?"

"No wonder those new Aurors are so weak! They haven't even mastered many of the Shield Charms! And these are excellent students who can get five O's!"

"Under such an educational policy, it is a miracle that a student like Wade can appear!"

Grindelwald muttered as he flipped through the Hogwarts education plan with dissatisfaction.

This thing hasn't been updated for at least a century!

"Reform! It must be reformed drastically!" Grindelwald threw the dusty book into the corner of the office like garbage.

"Dong dong dong..."

At this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Come in," Grindelwald said.

Dumbledore strode in.

"Oh? I thought the person talking to me would be Principal Dippet, but it turned out to be you." A smile appeared on Grindelwald's face again.

"Principal Dippet is unwell because he was attacked by some bastard a month ago. I am now the vice-president of Hogwarts. I will be in charge of all matters of Hogwarts temporarily..." Dumbledore said calmly.

Grindelwald was not affected by Dumbledore's insinuation at all. "That's a pity. I really want to meet him again. He is a good headmaster who deserves admiration."

"Stop talking nonsense. What did you want to talk to me about?" Dumbledore asked coldly.

"Reform... the education policy needs to be reformed, Dumbledore! The current education policy can only produce a bunch of rubbish! This is a waste of the talents of young wizards!"

"You're so welcome... Grindelwald... Director?"

(End of this chapter)