Swing the sword at the future female devil

Chapter 327 What have you done to me!
Xiao Jiang: "..."

I can't even be bothered to talk to you, Yan Qiuxi! What does this have to do with thermal expansion and contraction? You still managed to get it with your despicable body!
However, Yan Qiuxi gave me a bit of inspiration... It turns out that all I need to do is burn down the granary to quickly hand over the grain to the state... I can try this more often in the future.

"Alright, let's get started already, he'll wake up soon if we keep dragging this out!"

"What's the rush? Everything is under my control!"

Duan Huaige couldn't help but secretly shake his head as he listened to Miss Yan Wang's smug voice.

What thermal expansion and contraction! Dude, if it weren't for completing the task, would I have to put myself through this?!

The Dual Transformation of Ice and Fire is the supreme secret technique of the Deception Sect! You actually used such an evil method! It has no right to gain my approval!

[Thanks to your selfless dedication once again, your fiancée successfully collected her share of the "public grain" (a euphemism for sexual activity). Busy showing off, she had already forgotten her earlier unpleasantness and suddenly became as close as sisters with the "femme fatale" Jiang Xiyu, as if they had returned to their most innocent and loving years. They didn't turn against each other over the man, nor did they engage in any open or covert struggles; all they had were the beautiful times they had spent together...]

[Task Rewards: Illustrations of the Alchemy Techniques of Mountains and Rivers x1, Illustrations of the Alchemy Techniques of Spring and Autumn x1;]

Duan Huaige: It's really been confiscated.

As a master of diplomacy, he knew that the best way to stop the King of Yan's resentment was to let her show off, and she succeeded in doing so by using Xuezi to show off... in every sense of the word.

Alright, now that the mission is complete, shouldn't we turn the tables, expose their conspiracy, and utterly humiliate them?

Duan Huaige frowned, suddenly realizing this move wouldn't work...

For no other reason than that if the two girls knew that he had actually been faking it the whole time, and that he had gotten pleasure both times, they might very well be slapped to death by the enraged Xiao Jiang.

And then there's Dr. Yan. Her brilliant theories, painstakingly put forward, were all told to her in vain! Who wouldn't be furious? Giving Duan Huaige a beating would be the least of their worries; the real fear is that the two of them, to avoid exposure, would transform into cleaver-wielding monsters…

It seems it's time to summon Doraemon Frostfall to save the day!

Duan Huaige had a sudden thought, and two small paper figures quietly slipped out of his pocket—these were the special items from Longhu Mountain that he had asked the old celestial master and others from Longhu Mountain before participating in the Luo Tian Grand Ceremony. Zhang Zhiyao had once used these paper figures to secretly see his home address.

The two little paper figures landed gracefully, flipped over and stood steadily on the ground. Then, working together, they went to the side of Duan Huaige's pants that had been thrown aside and worked together to move his phone out.

[Frost is coming soon!]

【position】

After sending these messages, Duan Huaige waited contentedly for Miss Yan's rescue operation. In order to buy her enough time, he used the same trick again, transforming once more into the Parasitic Beast Spirit Root in its full glory to thwart Miss Yan's plan to use the "virginity mark".

Yes, it's definitely not that I want to experience it again. I'm just trying to buy myself some space to escape!
This time, he didn't let go, but deliberately locked it. Xiao Jiang was panting heavily before he finally managed to finish off the parasitic beast, Spirit Root, and knock it to the ground.

There was still no sign of Miss Frostfall descending from the sky at the door. Duan Huaige pondered for a moment, wondering if the King of Qin thought the matter was not urgent.
So he manipulated the paper doll and sent a few more messages: "They want to draw a mark on my virginity! Come quick!"

[Frost's Descent... I'm so scared... They... are coming...!]

[Frost's Descent... I'm sorry...]

After this smooth combo, I'm sure the King of Qin will be filled with excitement and fly through the air on his sword!
However, things didn't go as planned. Just as Miss Yan's virginity mark was almost finished being applied, the King of Qin still hadn't appeared at the door. Duan Huaige suddenly felt something was amiss…

Oh no, could the King of Qin have fallen asleep?

He panicked immediately. If Yan Qiuxi succeeded in drawing it, his reputation would be ruined. Forget about any more chaotic situations! He'd probably even have to say goodbye to Uncle Chen!
At this critical moment, Duan Huaige remained calm and did not get up to stop her. He first silently enveloped the space in the rest room with the domain of the Mountain and River Map, and then directly used the rule rewriting function of the Mountain and River Map to change the rules of the virginity sand array pattern that Miss Yan was drawing at this moment!
Originally, only the person performing the ritual could remove the virginity mark; unless it was cut off, no one else could remove it. But now, after Duan Huaige rewrote the rules of the array, he could remove it at will.

In this way, he could both ensure that he wouldn't be turned into a weak and effeminate light novel protagonist by the two amazing young ladies, and also ensure that Yan Qiuxi and Jiang Xiyu wouldn't discover that he hadn't actually been unconscious, thus avoiding their anger and embarrassment on the spot.

As the last stroke of the pattern was completed, golden light shone brightly, illuminating the entire lounge. Yan Qiuxi let out a long sigh of relief and exclaimed, "It's done!"

"It's done? Let me see, let me see!"

Xiao Jiang eagerly moved closer, fiddled with it a couple of times, and asked doubtfully, "It doesn't seem to be anything special."

"Hmph, who said there wasn't something special? No matter what you do now, he won't revive!" Yan Qiuxi said proudly, "This is our victory!"

"Really? I'll try it?"

Duan Huaige was stunned when he heard this. He thought to himself, "You're going to let me try this? If you find out that my virginity test was unsuccessful, how am I supposed to live?!"
So he pretended to rub his forehead and slowly woke up, saying, "It hurts... Ouch... My head hurts so much... What's wrong?"

"Xiao Jiang, Qiu Qiu... what are you doing here? I was just drinking with Xiao Xie... wait a minute, where are my pants? Where did you hide them?!"

Duan Huaige's behavior at this moment perfectly portrayed the image of a victim who wakes up to find their lower body feeling cold. He stared at the two of them with a terrified expression, curling up as he said:
"What have you done to me!"

"Hehehehehe...Brother Huaige...Was your dance good? I have even more exciting dances to show you..." Yan Qiuxi said with a wicked smile, "I can dance for you anytime you want to see them~"

She was convinced that Duan Huaige had been implanted with a virginity mark, meaning she could be teased at will without any harm. Thus, the already incredibly audacious Miss Yan became even more reckless…

“Xiao Duan… don’t blame us, we’re doing this for your own good…” Xiao Jiang said earnestly from the side, “We’re afraid you’ll deplete your virginity at such a young age, so we’re giving you this assurance.”

"Yuan Yang? Why do I feel so weak right now... Xiao Jiang, what's that on the corner of your mouth? It looks weird?"

"Oh, I forgot to wipe my mouth after sneaking a bite of yogurt." Xiao Jiang wiped her mouth without changing her expression and said, "Don't struggle anymore, we've already planted a virginity mark on you!"

(End of this chapter)