I'm in Warhammer, I just want to grow mushrooms

Chapter 105 The Legacy of the Ancient Saints

The next morning at eleven o'clock.

Li Nuo finished lunch early and went to the study to sit quietly.

Automatic simulation is in progress and no logic errors are encountered.

The system found several feasible solutions, but because the overall efficiency of each link was only one-third of the chemical synthesis method, it did not meet Li Nuo's requirements and was therefore not adopted.

Major discoveries in the field of microbiology are either accidental or achieved over time.

Li Nuo had been mentally prepared for this and was not in a hurry at all.

After waiting in my seat for a while, the system message arrived as expected.

[Archive 1: Mad Doctor Sack]

Archived briefings:

[The war between the Steel Coin Clan and the Red Eyes Clan is about to begin. ]

[Please pay close attention to the briefing updates to avoid the death of the simulated character. ]

Li Nuo took out a magical spore and stuffed it into his mouth, then clicked on the mad doctor's save file to load it.

The consciousness traveled through the sea of stars to the Orc planet and entered Sack's body.

Sack happened to be wearing combat armor at this time, protecting himself with the ugly but thick enough steel.

This was tailor-made for him by the technician boy at the clan leader's request.

In addition, there is a rattling chainsword and an automatic pistol with the barrel tilted to the left.

Li Nuo took his weapons and surgical tool box, pushed open the door, and was greeted by the scene of intense combat preparations.

The roar of the engines was deafening, and hundreds of red motorcycles loaded with orcs roared, raising a cloud of dust.

Five thump-thump chariots painted dark red drove out of the workshop, spewing thick smoke into the sky, and the orcs around them cheered loudly.

The clan leader, Alon, climbed up the huge rock in the center of the camp.

He was wrapped in steel bars and plates and had a huge power hammer in his hand.

"Puff." A white airflow gushed out from the power hammer. The hammer was pushed by a huge force and hit the boulder with a clang.

The loud noise attracted the attention of all the orcs.

"Boys! Listen to me!" Aaron's roar drowned out the roar of the engine, and turned into waves of echoes in the sky above the territory:
"You bastards from the Red Eyes Clan, how dare you steal our junk! Brother Go and Brother Mao bear witness, we are going to kill them all today! And take away all their junk!"

The orcs roared in unison.

Ailon pointed downwards, aiming his finger at the largest technician boy:
"Nazk! Tell me loudly, is the Boom Boom Chariot ready?"

"Yes, boss! I guarantee their voices are as loud as yours!" Nazk waved his hand, and the five dark red thump thump tanks behind him roared together.

"Boom!" A violent sound wave swept across the entire venue, and the orcs shouted loudly along with the banging of the chariot engines, one wave higher than the other.

Ailon roared to the sky:

"So what are you waiting for! Let's go! Kill the Red Eye Clan! Take their junk! Waaaaaaaagh!"

"Waaaaaagh!"

The whole audience was boiling with excitement. Some were getting on the bus, some were riding pigs, and some were running.

All orcs were rushing to the battlefield in their own way.

Just then, a sharp whistling sound came from the sky.

“Woo————————”

Looking up, three fighter jets were descending from the sky, trailing thick smoke, and the jagged paint on their noses looked like the bloody mouths of ferocious beasts.

The orcs operating the fighter planes wear scarlet goggles.

They stood up from the cabin, roared and pressed the attack button:

"You idiots of steel! Do you know what this is? It's called a red-eyed clicking machine! Even if you know it, you can't afford it! Die with your boom-boom tanks! Waaaaagh——————"

Fighter jets swooped down with roars, and the carrier-based machine guns fired a barrage of bullets.

The Red Eyes Clan spent a huge amount of money on this sneak attack, and every bullet was a explosive bullet!

Bullets poured down like raindrops, and in just a moment, those fart spirits who were not equipped with heavy metal armor suffered.

The crackling sounds continued, and each one was accompanied by the fart spirit's screams.

Three fighter jets roared past the territory of the Gangduanzi clan, and at their lowest point they were only twenty meters above the ground.

They plowed the land hard like a plow, leaving behind flying dirt and blood.

The orc pilots on the fighter planes laughed wildly, while the Steel Coin Clan on the ground were stunned.

Aaron roared, ordered his orcs to shoot into the sky, and let the boom tanks shoot down the planes.

The Bang Bang tank resembles the tanks of human civilization.

Its gun barrel has a limited elevation angle, and it is completely impossible to aim at the sky on flat ground.

What's worse is that the three fighter planes only fired one round at a time before rushing into the sky, giving the Gangduanzi clan no chance to fight back.

The morale of the Gangbizi clan was sinking.

At this moment, a loud voice sounded in the corner.

"I have a way to deal with those three annoying planes! You all hide in the house and load your bullets! When they dive again, I will make sure they are in trouble!"

Li Nuo stood on Zarg's shoulder and waved his arms, repeatedly urging the orcs to find cover.

But after all, he was not the clan leader and could not command these orcs.

Ailon stood on the boulder, slammed it to the ground with a clang, spitted and shouted:
"You are all fools! Hurry up and move! Didn't you hear what the mad doctor said?"

"Woo——————"

The sound of a swooping roar came again from overhead.

The orcs moved together, some dug holes where there were holes, some went into tin houses where there were no holes, and pointed their guns at the sky.

Li Nuo was protected by Zarg and entered his own shack, while the Squiggle pets and fart spirits hid under the bed.

This time, the three fighter planes changed their tactics and did not use dives and machine gun fire to deal with the Steel Coin Clan.

In the back seat of the fighter plane, the fart spirit climbed out of the seat with a red missile on its back and stood on the outer shell of the cabin.

Another fart missile!

Li Nuo got angry when he saw this thing.

This thing is so unreasonable. It flies at an extremely fast speed and has its own humanoid guidance. It's simply the worst of the worst.

The last time Li Nuo encountered this thing, he didn't even have the chance to fight back with his bacterial ability before he was blown to pieces by a missile.

This time, he was going to teach these damn farts a lesson.

"Ready!!!" Li Nuo raised his right hand through the window and aimed at the fighter jets in the sky.

At the moment when the fuse of the fart missile was lit, a series of brain-stiffening spells were thrown out by him.

The three orc pilots suddenly straightened their bodies, opened their mouths wide, and saliva flew backwards in the strong wind.

The arms of two of the orc pilots just happened to get stuck on the dive lever, and the fighter jet formed a 90-degree angle with the ground and fell straight down.

Another orc pilot was in a worse situation. He was doing some impressive tumbling moves in the air, but Li Nuo's brain freeze technique threw him out of the fighter plane.

Under the effect of brain freeze, the three fart spirits carrying missiles could not stand firmly, and they turned into meteors in the sky one after another, performing free falls.

"Fire!!!! Shoot the missiles first!!!"

At Li Nuo's command, a tide of gunfire rang out.

"Bang bang bang bang——"

“Da da da da da————————”

Dense bullets formed a barrage in the air, and three missiles exploded in the blink of an eye.

Bright sparks exploded in the air, and thick black smoke formed a large cloud.

Three fighter planes flew through the dark clouds and descended rapidly.

"Boom, boom, boom!"

Three loud explosions were heard from the corner of the territory, and steel fragments were scattered everywhere.

There was silence in the territory for two seconds, and then an unprecedented wave of cheers broke out.

"Mad Doctor, I think you're so cool!"

"Mad Doctor! That was really exciting!"

"God damn it! Mad Doctor is the best!"

Invisible waves were transmitted from the psychic fields of each orc.

The system text refreshes rapidly.

【You have received likes from 8210 fart spirits. 】

[You have received likes from 3322 orc boys. ]

【You have received likes from 1396 Boom Boys. 】

【You received likes from 428 motorcycle boys. 】

[You have received likes from 355 livestock boys. ]

[You have received likes from 25 Boom Boom Boys.]

[You have received praise from 94 technician boys. ]

[You have received likes from 55 Pain Boys. ]

[You have received praise from 70 Fart Slave Masters.]

[You have received praise from 30 boss guards.]

[You have received 10 likes from the leader of the Steel Coin Clan. ]

【You get a total of 25638 points. 】

【All have been converted into simulated integrals. 】

Oh yeah~~
When the three fighters dived for the first time, Li Nuo had enough time to control them, but he didn't do so in order to make the Steel Coin Clan fear flying units.

The more terrified the orcs of the Steel Coin Clan were, the more hope they brought. Morale rushed from the lowest point to the highest point, and the score was naturally terrifyingly high.

My little idea worked and I gained a lot of simulation points. It feels so good.

"Buzz buzz----"

The sound of an engine came from outside the territory.

The spy from the Gangbizi clan has returned.

There were five orc boys sent out to explore the way, and there was a motorcycle. But now only one person and one motorcycle have returned.

The orc boy in the car was covered in blood, looked miserable, and was seriously injured.

As soon as he came back he shouted:

"Boss, those red-eyed bastards got three fighter planes and three fart missiles! We better be careful!"

Ailon stood on the boulder, looked at the place where the three planes crashed, and asked in a muffled voice:
"Let me ask you, do those red-eyed bastards only have three planes?"

"Yes, Boss! I counted it several times, there is no mistake. Huh? How come there are planes in our territory..."

When the orc spy passed by the wreckage of the plane, he stopped the car and made a strange cry, pointing at the red tail of the plane and saying it looked familiar.

Doesn't it look familiar?
These are the planes of the Red Eye Clan, and all three of them are here.

Aaron immediately waved his hand and ordered everyone to go into battle.

The vanguard of the Steel Coin Clan is the Fart Spirit who drives bumper cars.

As Yunchui, Li Nuo has never seen this bumper car in short videos. It should be an original creation of the Gangbizi clan.

It is similar to the bumper cars we played in the amusement park before we traveled through time. It drives very fast and has rubber cushions all around, so it is not easily damaged even if it overturns.

A dozen fart spirits were crowded on the bumper car like a pile of Arhats, shouting and yelling as they drove forward, the speed of the car being several times faster than that of the motorcycle boy's motorcycle.

The Steel Coin Clan's main force had only reached halfway when the Fart Spirit bumper cars had already arrived near the Red Eyes Clan's territory.

The horizontal barrage of bullets rushed towards the bumper cars, and the fart spirits were beaten to pieces, but they still drove forward.

As the number of fart spirits on the car decreases, the true purpose of the bumper car is exposed.

In the eyes of orcs, red runs fast, purple can be invisible, yellow is the craziest, blue is the luckiest, and green is the most Waaagh!

A bomb painted purple and yellow was placed on the back seat.

The bomb was originally blocked by a sandbag made of fart spirits and was not exposed until this moment.

The bumper car crashed into the fence of the Red Eyes Clan, and the driver of the car let out a strange cry of "Waaaagh!" and then detonated the bomb.

"Boom, boom, boom..."

More than a dozen bombs exploded at the same time, destroying most of the territory's wall and tearing a huge gap.

The motorcycle boy from the Steel Coin Clan stepped on the accelerator and rushed forward with a car full of orc boys.

On the hillside behind them, five orc thump-thump tanks were lined up, firing shells with a bang-bang bang sound.

The orcs driving the Boom Boom tanks have drunk the Staring Spirit, and their shooting accuracy is extremely high. Each shot can accurately hit the place where the largest number of enemies is, while minimizing the number of accidental injuries to friendly forces.

When there are enough Boom Boom Tanks in the future, these Boom Boom Tank boys who have drunk the Staring Spirit will be dispersed to different Boom Boom Tanks to serve as gunners.

On the other hand, the Red Eyes Clan focused on lighting up the flying vehicle technology tree and failed to make any achievements in ground combat.

After losing air superiority, the Red Eyes Clan's defeat was inevitable.

When the Steel Coin Clan's Boom Boom Chariots, surrounded by Orc Boys, drove into the Red Eyes Clan, the place was filled with smoke, corpses, and bomb craters deep into the ground, with no living people left.

"We won!"

"Waaaaagh!"

"The boss is so powerful and cool! The mad doctor is so cool and powerful!"

"Alright, alright, boys, go collect the spoils! We have to go back quickly! Otherwise, our lair will be raided by the other bastards!"

Ailon laughed loudly, swung the power hammer loudly, and demolished the red-eyed leader's house, using the best steel inside as a reward for himself.

The orcs scattered and scrambled for the spoils.

Accompanied by Zarge, Li Nuo found the residence of the mad doctor.

The mad doctor of the Red Eye Clan was blown to pieces by the shells of the Bang Bang Tank, and his shack was also damaged.

After searching carefully, Li Nuo confirmed that the witchcraft of this mad doctor was far inferior to that of his own body, so he gave up the idea of continuing the search.

At this time, a livestock boy passed by Li Nuo, holding a strange-looking Squig in each hand.

"Boss! Boss! Look what I found!"

The livestock boy walked up to Aaron, raised his head, and looked like he was asking for credit.

The two Squiggs he had were rare.

The Squig on the left has a long, needle-like mouth and a round body that seems to be filled with some kind of liquid.

The Squig on the right has a body like a gourd, red skin like a red-hot iron, and smells like fuel oil.

Li Nuo listened from the side and was slightly moved. He hurriedly asked the livestock boy how many Squiggs like this one the other side had found.

The livestock boy looked at his toes, counted something in his mouth, and rubbed his toes according to the commands.

"Poison Needle Squiggs, I think there are about thirty or forty of them. Oil Gourd Squiggs, there should be sixty or seventy of them."

Li Nuo's eyes lit up, he looked up and said to Ailon:
"Boss, I want a Poison Needle Squig and an Oil Gourd Squig."

"Okay! I'll give it to you! Thanks to your glare spirit, I was able to train a Boom Boom Tank Boy who never misses!"

Aaron was in a good mood. He waved his hand and told the shepherd boy to send two Squiggs and two oil gourds to Li Nuo. If they were not enough, he could come back for more.

After obtaining the Squig, Lino immediately set out to return to his shed.

As soon as he returned, he gave Zarge an order:

"Go and get me a barrel of unrefined promethium, and another barrel of the residue after refining promethium."

"Yes, I'll go look for it for you. It must be in the workshop." Zarge was convinced by the mad doctor and ran away happily.

After a while, two buckets of smelly black substance appeared in front of Li Nuo.

The bucket on the left is smelly and pungent.

The bucket on the right is pungent and smelly.

There is a difference between these two statements.

The barrel on the left contains solid promethium ore. Its odor comes from various alkanes, cycloalkanes and aromatic hydrocarbons, and the pungent smell is because it has not yet been desulfurized.

The barrel on the right contains the residue after refining promethium.

Its pungent smell comes from heavy pollution.

It stinks because it has oil gourd Squiggle's baba mixed in it.

Yes, that's right, the orc way to refine promethium is to feed it to Oil Gourd Squig.

The Squig stores the high-octane fuel in its body and excretes the residue with its feces.

The fart spirit squeezes the oil out of the oil gourd Squiggle, just like squeezing soybean oil.

How to deal with the residue?
Is it landfilled on site?
Or feed the meat with Squigg as feed?

No, no.

The best use for Scraps and Squig Poop is to feed it to the Needle Squig.

This Squig can absorb, refine and store toxic substances.

By squeezing the Squig, the Fart Spirit can extract poisonous juice, which can be used for hunting or fighting.

Here comes the most critical part.

You can...eat Poison Squig's poop!

It was a light grey lump, called Babatang in the Gangbizi clan. It tasted a bit sweet and had a very good texture.

Li Nuo used two barrels of black substance to test the two types of Squig respectively.

The moment the experimental results came out, he took a deep breath and said in a long tone, "Fuck!"

He just wanted to turn the residue from refining promethium into starch, but he never expected to discover a ruthless method that would destroy the Mauros family's jobs.

Li Nuo casually cast an identification spell on the two Squiggs and fell into deep thought after looking at the results.

【Name: Oil Gourd Squig】

【Identification results:】

[This Skug eats various forms of promethium ore, stores orc fuel with a calorific value of about 80 megajoules per kilogram in its body, and excretes promethium refining residue.]

[The Squig's operating mechanism is based on a unique digestive system that relies heavily on a severely degenerate archaic fungus.]

[Name: Poison Needle Squig]

【Identification results:】

[The extremely powerful stomach, liver and gallbladder give it extremely powerful ability to produce, resist and store poisons. ]

[Its stomach is composed of countless mesh-like fungal colonies, which separate toxins from food through layers of microbial sieves and store them in the gallbladder.]

[Preliminary judgment is that the fungal colony in the stomach sac is a severely degraded archaic fungus. ]

Archaic fungi, severely degenerate.

Li Nuo had encountered several types of ancient fungi before.

The system describes them as ancient fungi inherited from the dark technological age.

Now, he encountered the archaic fungi.

Could it be that this is an eternal creation left over from the War in Heaven, a genuine legacy of the ancient saints?

If this is true... I'm afraid I'll have to restore the glory of the ancient saints in the future.

Because any degenerated organism has a certain chance of evolving back through atavism.

The same is true of severely degraded Archaean fungi.

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