If you cut in, you will get hit. Do you call this a driving school instructor?
Chapter 145 Living Buddha? What does it mean to crush someone unilaterally?
Because it is a variety show officially jointly produced by two major companies, the main theme is "life-oriented". Some sensitive content is inevitable in life. Therefore, even if some content violations appear on "Reconciliation with Life", the station will generally notify the person in charge and director of each track and ask them to rectify the content instead of immediately banning it.
This resulted in, when Gu Yin started to speak, in the backstage of the "Reconciliation with Life" program, on the car track, there were dozens or even hundreds of continuous "beep beep" warnings in just a few seconds!
The staff in charge of Gu Yin's live broadcast room relaxed their vigilance a little when they saw that Gu Yin had no intention of getting off the car to argue with the other party...
Who would have known that while I was taking a sip of water, Gu Yin opened his mouth and spat out so many sentences like a machine gun!
"puff……"
The staff member was sprayed with water!
"What's going on?" Director Han also noticed the violation notice in Gu Yin's live broadcast room and couldn't help but ask with a frown.
Although prohibited prompts in Gu Yin’s live broadcast room are not uncommon and appear frequently, this is the first time that so many have appeared at once like today.
Moreover, prohibited warnings are still popping up.
This shows that Gu Yin is still constantly "exploding the quintessence of the country...ing".
Director Han thought to himself, what’s going on with Coach Gu?
It's not good to always speak without restraint. He is quite famous now, and when you are famous, you will be prone to gossip and it's easy for others to lead you in the right direction, okay?
"This..." The staff didn't know how to explain it for a moment, so they had to switch the screen to Director Han and said, "Director, why don't you... just watch it yourself."
The video cut to the past, and Director Han took a quick look at what happened.
After watching...
"This……"
Director Han was at a loss for words.
To be honest, sometimes, Director Han would subconsciously think that people should be more civilized, and should not curse at others casually even if they are angry. It is really not good to curse at others...
Especially for a celebrity like Gu Yin who has very high traffic on the show.
When a person becomes famous, it is easy for others to become jealous and spread rumors and lead others to stir up trouble, which can easily have a negative impact on him.
For example, what if some stupid parents report him for corrupting their own children?
But then again…
Director Han thought that if he were in the same situation as Gu Yin, he would probably curse even more harshly than Gu Yin.
In comparison, when encountering such a thing, Gu Yin did not get out of the car to argue with the two fairies at first. He was already calm enough and able to control his emotions.
"Director..." The assistant director at the side couldn't help but ask, "Are we sure we don't want to remind Coach Gu?"
In fact, the violation warnings from the background were not the first or second time. Every time Gu Yin had a traffic accident on the road or collided with some uncivilized people, the platform gave him many violation warnings, regardless of whether he cursed or the other party cursed.
When there were more than 10,000 people online at the same time in the live broadcast room, the number of violation notifications on his side was more than that of some Internet celebrities and celebrities with high traffic combined...
Now that the traffic is so high that it has become the top show, there are even more prompts.
This matter was actually mentioned during the meeting with the program director, but it was suppressed by Director Han. It might be okay once or twice, but after a long time, Director Han won't be able to suppress it, right?
"...Forget it." After hesitating for a moment, Director Han finally shook his head.
To be honest, no one could find fault with Gu Yin's cursing at this time...
If you were in his shoes, you might not necessarily do better than him, you might just curse louder than him.
At times like this, long live Sister Li.
I believe that if those who are trying to stir up trouble make a fuss in the comment section at this time, they will only be scolded and called autistic by the rest of the audience.
……
"You made a mistake..."
On Gu Yin's side, the fierce artillery fire has not ended yet. It seems that his little mouth has endless bullets, and there is no end to the spray!
Words cannot accurately describe how bad his curses were. He used dialect, which made it particularly satisfying and powerful. For a moment, the female BMW owner, her bestie, the Honda brother and his wife, and some of the onlookers around them were all stunned.
The group of onlookers might have thought that Brother Honda was fierce and scary enough, but they never imagined that Gu Yin was the real "cake maker"!
At the traffic light intersection, the "noisy" quarrel between the female BMW owner and the Honda driver at the beginning turned into Gu Yin's "one-sided crushing"!
“You…you! You you you…”
What’s funny is that after being scolded for a long time, the female BMW owner and her bestie seemed to want to fight back, but maybe because Gu Yin had already scolded them for everything they wanted to scold, they couldn’t find any words to refute Gu Yin for a while.
After a long while, the BMW female owner asked back:
"You... who did you say shifted into the wrong gear?!"
"Why are you still blaming others for something else?!"
"That's right!" The best friend beside him also shouted with red face: "It was obviously you who rear-ended the car, and you still have the nerve to scold us? And your words are so harsh... Do you have any manners?!"
"Quality is about people!" Gu Yin didn't need to think about what he said at this moment, and answered immediately: "Tell me, how can you two be like normal people? You are worse than pigs and dogs!"
"Who are you calling a non-human?!"
The BMW female owner gritted her teeth and was about to retort, but Gu Yin responded with:
"I'm talking about you two! You bastards don't have any brains. Are you thinking with your butt when you drive on the road?! You two are so blind that you can't even tell whether the car is moving forward or backward?!"
"You..." My bestie also wanted to refute...
As a result, Gu Yin pointed a finger at her and sprayed her back:
"You are a god, aren't you? She can't tell the difference between forward and reverse when driving, and you can't tell the difference either?!"
"That's not an eye, it's a butt eye?!"
"You two are both using your butt eyes to see the road?!"
"You...you! You you you!" These two little fairies were stunned by the words.
In the end, he could only stand there with a red face and stamp his feet!
The female BMW owner was so angry that she almost fainted!
She may have never seen anyone who could use such ugly words to criticize her in her entire life...
It's not just her. Maybe even the vast majority of the audience in the live broadcast room of "Reconciling with Life" have never heard such ugly words in their lives.
After all, in modern society, we all pay attention to "quality"...
Teach everyone to be well-educated, teach everyone to be civilized, and teach everyone to be an upright and good person.
But our ancestors also left us a saying: "A good man is often bullied, and a good horse is often ridden"!
You talk about quality, but others may not necessarily do the same. Then you who talk about quality will be bullied by others. In the end, who will be benefited by your talk about quality?
It’s those unqualified people!
Gu Yin never claimed to be a good person, and he never wanted to be a good person. You can say that Gu Yin has no qualities, but Gu Yin doesn't care. He has long passed the age of caring about other people's opinions...
When he was a child, he didn't dare to say anything when the old women at the intelligence station at the entrance of the village teased him behind his back. Now, if anyone dares to tease him, he has to go over and ask what the other person is saying and ask them to speak louder!
He is such a fierce guy who is not bound by any moral constraints. How can you expect him to speak nicely?
【Hahahaha…cool! 】
It is worth mentioning that the audience watching the show in the live broadcast room next door also praised it highly.
There was some discussion among the crowd about whether Gu Yin's words were too harsh, since the other party were two fairies after all...
At these times, some car owners in the live broadcast room can't sit still!
[Imagine that you are driving normally and waiting for the traffic light. As the light turns green, someone else reverses and hits you, causing a collision of three cars. Not only does the other party not apologize and admit their mistake, but they also accuse you of rear-ending and try to instruct the car behind you to put all the blame on you...]
[If it were you, would you not be angry?! ]
[If you can stop being angry, I won’t go to worship the Buddha during the New Year this year. Tell me your home address and I’ll go and burn incense for you! ]
[That Bodhisattva is just a clay statue, you are a living Buddha! ]
……
Basically, those who sympathize with the two fairies are either the same "road killer" female drivers, or some bootlickers...
Otherwise, there are some people who have done such stupid things themselves.
In short, there is nothing fun!
Strictly speaking, these people deserve to be scolded more than the BMW female owner and her best friend!
The big brothers were also merciless and said directly that any such person who showed up would be killed instantly!
I swear to defend the culture of Coach Gu’s live broadcast room to the death!
This is Gu Yin's live broadcast room. You are just an ordinary audience, not a living Buddha. If you want to be a Bodhisattva, why don't you donate V50 to the Han Hong Foundation and post a picture to see your strength first?
"No, you guys..."
Maybe it was because Gu Yin was too fierce, so the Honda brother didn’t dare to talk to Gu Yin at first.
Finally, after waiting for Gu Yin to catch his breath, he dared to go up and ask:
"Brother, you said they just put the car in the wrong gear and reversed it?"
This Honda brother actually knows what's going on. After all, he's an experienced driver. Just now, when his wife was led astray by the pink-dressed bestie, he didn't follow the crowd. He knew very well that this matter was most likely not Gu Yin's fault...
In addition, he just subconsciously wanted to "step down" according to the words of the BMW female owner's best friend, and he felt a little guilty towards Gu Yin...
Therefore, his attitude towards Gu Yin was really quite good.
He was completely different from when he was angrily criticizing the female BMW owner and her best friend.
"That's for sure!"
Gu Yin is also the kind of person who keeps things separate. Although Brother Honda did not explain for him just now, he did not help the evildoer and say bad things about him.
She was also a victim, so Gu Yin had no intention of taking her anger out on her...
He just pointed at the BMW woman owner and her bestie and explained:
"Just these two things, the gear is in the wrong place, and the car is in reverse at the intersection!"
"I just honked the horn, and then these two hit the accelerator and crashed into me!"
"You still have the nerve to say that I was the one who rear-ended you..."
"I have to be able to catch up with these two little bastards!" When Gu Yin was talking to Honda, Xia Qianyi, who also got off the car, was amused. The female star thought to herself that her coach Gu really never forgot to scold those two fairies all the time...
This is really the best way to "point fingers at the mulberry tree and curse at the locust tree"!
"Are you still scolding?!"
The female BMW owner had been scolded for so long that she was about to collapse.
Not only was his face flushed, but he even cried because of the scolding. His tears pressed against the gray fur on his body, and his hair clotted together.
It's morning now, the sun is out and the temperature is not that low, not even below zero, otherwise the fur would have frozen directly.
The female owner of the BMW is actually quite pretty. She is tall and thin, and the powder on her face is thicker than the city wall. She looks a bit pitiful when she cries, otherwise there wouldn't be so many dogs in the live broadcast room who come out to feel sorry for her.
If it were an ordinary person, they would feel a little sorry for her, but unfortunately, she met Gu Yin.
Gu Yin is a person who is not critical of anyone but the issue, and he won't be held hostage by bullshit like "grown men shouldn't argue with women" or "men shouldn't scold women".
After all, no matter whether you are a man or a woman, if you break the law, you will be arrested and forced to work on a sewing machine.
"I'm scolding you! You're crying, why are you crying?! Are you worthy of crying?!"
Gu Yin showed no mercy to women at all. He pointed at the BMW female owner with a look of disdain and continued to scold her:
"Why the hell do you have the time to cry? Going back to the driving school and practicing for a few more days is better than anything else. It doesn't matter if you do it yourself, but don't bring others along!"
During the Chinese New Year, Gu Yin really didn't want to mention the word "亖" because it was unlucky.
But when I meet this kind of stuff, I can't stand it!
“You…you!” The BMW female driver was probably also furious because of the scolding. She yelled out loudly in anger: “Ahhhhhhhh!!!”
That scream...
That decibel!
It really makes people feel very irritated for no reason!
At that time, let alone Gu Yin and the others who were so close, even the group of onlookers nearby, who thought she was right, felt disgusted by her shouting and thought she was being unreasonable.
Some women are spoiled by their families when they are young, and by their husbands when they grow up. They may think that everyone in the world should spoil them.
To be honest, methods like "screaming" and "making a fuss" can only be used on your family members.
Only her family would be so impatient to coax her at a time like this...
Others really want to give her two punches!
"Oh my god..."
Honda was already annoyed by this kind of shouting and screaming. He had just managed to talk to Gu Yin, and before he had time to discuss what was going on, this woman started screaming again...
The eldest brother couldn't bear it any longer and shouted in dismay, "Can you please just close your ass eyes!"
"You keep yelling 'NiMa' with your asshole!"
【puff……】
【Hahaha……】
The scene was inexplicably funny at the time, and many viewers of the show "Reconciling with Life" were laughing like crazy.
That is to say, Brother Honda and Gu Yin really reached a consensus to some extent.
That is, they both seemed to treat the heads of the BMW female owner and her best friend as butts.
One said that their eyes were not eyes, but skin swallows...
Another one said that their mouths were not mouths but buttocks.
Have you ever seen an eye that can be used for two purposes?
Today, these guys have learned a lot!
"Ahhh!"
It is worth mentioning that the female owner of the BMW was already feeling aggrieved, and after being yelled at by the eldest brother, she felt even more aggrieved and continued to scream wildly.
It seems that just because your voice is louder, you are right.
At that time, her bestie felt that she was embarrassed...
In comparison, Gu Yin's reaction was relatively normal.
You see?
Gu Yin was neither angry nor annoyed. He just stood in front of the BMW female owner, watching the fun happily while comforting Brother Honda:
“Shout, shout, shout…”
"It's okay, just let her shout."
"Let's see how long she can keep yelling."
"Anyway, it's not us who have sore throats..."
As soon as these words came out...
Even Brother Honda's wife and Xia Qianyi couldn't help but burst out laughing.
I have to say, Gu Yin is really mean!
At this moment, they really didn't know whether to say that Gu Yin didn't mind the big deal or was calm and composed.
It is worth mentioning that the BMW female owner may have been shouting from the beginning, and her voice is obviously not as sharp anymore. Although she is still shouting crazily at this moment, her voice is obviously unable to support it...
It didn't take long, just a few seconds after Gu Yin's voice fell, and the voice of this little fairy became obviously much hoarser.
"Mute, hahaha...mute!"
Gu Yin was still laughing, pointing at the little fairy and mocking:
"From an old hen to a female duck, ahahaha..."
When he said this...
【puff……】
Many of the audience watching the show next door were laughing like crazy.
"You...you!" The female BMW owner was so angry that she was shaking all over. She pointed at Gu Yin and kept saying "you" for a long time without saying a complete sentence.
Really, sometimes, it takes skill to make people angry.
If you encounter someone who doesn't listen to reason and shouts and screams, you really shouldn't get angry with him...
Useless.
I should learn from Gu Yin and wait for her to finish shouting.
See how long she can shout with this voice.
The way she shouts, even that golden voice wouldn't last more than a few minutes.
It is worth mentioning that the female BMW owner was probably furious at the time, and she even tried to grab Gu Yin's face with her claws and teeth bared, as if she was going to attack...
There's no way. When you're furious and have no place to vent, you'll feel suffocated.
"Hey..."
Her best friend finally came to her senses for a moment and knew to step forward to stop them.
But Gu Yin is the kind of person who never mind making trouble...
"Come on, come on..."
"You hit me, you hit me."
"I'm standing here for you to hit me. Nidie doesn't hit women, don't worry!"
"Let me see if you dare to fight me, come on..."
“That’s enough!” the friend in pink shouted, “Don’t you think my friend is angry enough?!”
"She has the right to be angry?" Gu Yin was amused: "Come on, tell me, why is she angry?"
People like this deserve to be angered to death!
"Ahhh!" The female BMW owner became furious again upon hearing this, and her best friend almost couldn't hold her back.
Brother Honda was so scared that he hid away a little...
The scene became chaotic again.
It was at this time...
The traffic police car finally drove over.
Also coming were people from the insurance company.
Having said that, Gu Yin and his friends had encountered so many disgusting things on the road, and many of them had called the police, but it seemed that the only time they had reported it to insurance was when they cut in line.
The responsibility that time was actually very easy to determine. You cut in on a solid line, so the other vehicle was fully responsible. The people from the insurance company came and took a look without even arguing with you. They just agreed on a time to repair the car, paid the money, and left.
But this time...
To be honest, if we don't watch the surveillance video or the video, and just listen to them each saying that they are right, it's hard to say how to determine the responsibility.
Gu Yin did not expect that he would create another "world famous painting" today.
...(End of chapter)
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