Not a god

Chapter 221 Plastic Sisters

Inside the room, Jiang Xiaowan caught up on the April anime season, yawned, and said to Jiang Wanwan, who was looking at a game guide on her gaming chair:
"It's almost midnight. We're going out to play tomorrow, so let's go to bed early."

"Well, go to bed early."

Jiang Wanwan took off her newly bought combat headset, kicked the power button with her delicate foot, stood up, and took a strategic sip of water.

"Then the lights are off?" Jiang Xiaowan tried to ask.

"Turn off the lights..."

As she spoke, Jiang Wanwan headed towards the bed. Seeing that Jiang Xiaowan was also preparing to get into bed, she suddenly feigned an attack:
"Oh right, I need to use the restroom first."

"..." Jiang Xiaowan's face was calm, and she also looked like she suddenly remembered something, and said, "I think I haven't brushed my teeth yet, I'll go brush my teeth first."

"..."

Tonight, my brother will sleep with Yiyi; they'll share a room.

At the beginning, they were inseparable and best friends who fought together against the dark dragon.

The saying goes, "When sisters are of one mind, their strength can break metal." They should have been a natural alliance with the strongest bond.

However, due to the various backstabbing incidents between the two sides over the past few months, the two sisters have unknowingly built up a pitiful, thick barrier between themselves.

Jiang Wanwan (Jiang Xiaowan) knew that once she fell asleep, this person would definitely sneak out and run to her brother's room.

Whoever gets into bed first has to sleep on the inside. If they sleep on the inside, it's easy for them to sneak out and alert the other person. So, whoever gets into bed first and sleeps on the inside is already at a disadvantage in this struggle!

When Jiang Wanwan came out of the bathroom, Jiang Xiaowan had been brushing her teeth for ten minutes.

She came out pulling up her pants and saw Jiang Xiaowan still brushing her teeth. She raised an eyebrow: "Brushing for so long?"

"I'm afraid of cavities."

"Go to sleep."

"Okay...right, I forgot to trim my nails. I'll trim them first, you go to sleep."

"...I think I forgot to put away a piece of clothing. You should go to sleep first."

"Did you turn off the gas? Let me check if it's off. You go to sleep now."

"Why is the floor so dirty? You go to sleep first, I'll mop the floor for a while before I sleep."

Chen Xi was already asleep when she heard a commotion in the living room. She thought her house had been burgled, so she went out to check and saw two girls busy dismantling the house.

A messy shoe cabinet, a wet floor, and a pile of clean bowls soaking in water on the sink.

Although the two girls look exactly alike, some subtle differences in their expressions can still help in making a distinction.

Jiang Xiaowan always maintained a calm and composed demeanor, her expression sparse, her serene face exuding a touch of nobility.

She was washing socks and small clothes that needed to be hand-washed in the living room, and bubbles were everywhere, covering her face.

"What are you doing?"

"Brother, do you have any unwashed socks?"

Meanwhile, Jiang Wanwan put on her shoes and changed her clothes, looking like she was about to go out in the middle of the night.

Chen Xi, looking exasperated, stopped her: "Where are you going at this hour?"

"I...I'll go downstairs and see if my brother locked the car when he comes back..."

"..." Jiang Wanwan's thought process was beyond his easy comprehension, and he was too lazy to care what these two silly girls were doing in the middle of the night. He picked one up in each hand, took them back to their room, threw them on the bed, and gave each of their little bottoms a slap, warning them:

"Go to sleep now. It's so late at night, and if you don't go to sleep, I won't take you out to play tomorrow."

After suppressing the two men, Chen Xi went back to her daughter's room. Listening to the noise, she wondered what her two young wives were doing on the bed next door.

But he didn't come out to wreck the house in the middle of the night. It was probably just the sisters fighting each other, the so-called chickens pecking at each other, just a little squabble with pillows, which he couldn't be bothered to do.

The next day, it was sunny.

Xiao Chenyi goes to bed early and wakes up early during the day. When Chen Xi opened her eyes, she didn't know when she had woken up and was just sitting on the bed playing with her fingers.

Occasionally, she would stand up from the bed, walk around to this side and that side, carrying her shark plushie, moving it back and forth, then sit down and play with her hands and feet.

Or she might whisper strange, childish, and innocent things to her little doll.

Seeing that her father seemed to have just woken up, she stood up and walked over in small steps. Because the bed was soft, it was not as stable as the ground, and she stumbled as she walked.

When she reached the bedside, she tilted her head and looked down at him.

How strange, I clearly saw Daddy wake up just now, why is he closing his eyes again? She squatted down next to Chen Xi's pillow and whispered, "Daddy's up..."

Chen Xi ignored her, and after a while opened her eyes again, she saw a round face that was very close to hers.

He couldn't help but laugh, and then the little guy made a 'snorting' laugh like a pig.

"Yiyi, you're up so early?"

"Yiyi, Yiyi is awake! Daddy is still sleeping!"

Is Daddy still sleeping?

"Daddy won't get up!"

"Why are you sitting on Daddy's chest?"

She leaned closer, cradled Chen Xi's face, straddled his chest, or rather, roughly at his collarbone, and then rested her small body on his face, looking quite carefree.
"Hoohoo!"

"Did you ask your dad to put a sticker on you first thing in the morning?"

"Sleep with Daddy, sleep with Daddy..."

"The sun is already high in the sky."

"Don't expose Yiyi's butt to the sun..."

"How about we take Yiyi out to play today?"

"Go get the divorce papers? Take Yiyi to get the divorce papers?"

Now this little one's speech is becoming clearer and clearer, and he has a lot to say every day. Although his pronunciation is not very accurate yet, he is becoming more and more human-like, and it is becoming more and more fun to play with him.

She sat on his chest, and Chen Xi could reach out and grab his little hands and legs to play.

"Going to an amusement park? I haven't taken Yiyi to an amusement park yet."

"Visiting Na Garden~"

"Amusement park, Le'e Le, Paradise."

"Ne-e-na, na-yuan~"

What a silly little thing.

Chen Xi rolled over and grabbed her, tickling her with his stubble, which made her beg for mercy and giggle. He then played with her on the bed for half an hour, teaching her some reading and writing skills, or reading to her from children's storybooks.

"Get up."

Once she was really up, she immediately became more enthusiastic. Under Chen Xi's guidance, at one and a half years old, she could already dress herself in bed, wait for her father to finish washing up, and then take her to brush her teeth, wash her face, braid her hair, and put on her shoes.

Do you want some milk?

How could she not drink? This was the moment she had been waiting for. Little Chen Yi clenched her fists, pursed her lips, and nodded repeatedly at him.

After preparing the formula, she would sit on her special little stool, holding the bottle and sucking on it, ignoring everyone else.

Chen Xi went to the next room to call his two wives. The air conditioning was turned down to the lowest setting. When they came in, they thought it was winter because the curtains blocked out the light so well that the room was dark. There was a large bulge in the quilt in the center of the bed.

Ruthlessly, she pulled back the quilt. The room was as cold as winter, but under the quilt it was as warm as spring. Two girls with identical faces, who had been fighting and arguing yesterday, were now embracing each other, their faces pressed together, a scene of infinite beauty.

The two beautiful girls groaned in pain as the blankets were suddenly pulled back.

"What time is it and you still aren't up?"

"Sleep a little longer~"

"What do you mean, sleep a little longer? Hurry up and let's leave early, there are too many people if we're late."

"A little while~"

"Get up quickly."

"Ouch, it's so cold~"

"Little Wan, be good..." Jiang Wanwan didn't even open her eyes, stroking the back of the beauty in her arms like she was coaxing a child, and said to Chen Xi, "Give the blanket back, do you want us to catch a cold, you mean bad brother."

"..." Chen Xi was speechless: "Go to sleep, go to sleep."

As he spoke, he covered himself with the quilt again, then opened the curtains, opened the window, turned off the air conditioner, and put the remote control away.

When I went to the clothes, I learned the name and the name.

(End of this chapter)