These players are more cunning than cunning

Chapter 9 Cyber Blacksmith
Now that I have an idea in mind, the next issue is manpower.

We've gathered here because of an emergency and have been chatting for a long time, but people from outside haven't been allowed in yet.

After obtaining the consent of the old housekeeper, Jiucairong opened the door and let the people outside in.

Wow!
The group of people outside immediately surrounded the people in the villa and began to inquire about various information about the villa.

Everyone even started discussing the money boy that was urinated out.

"Eating and pooping, energy circulation, Newton likes it! I declare that this is the only game that talks about science, and I stand in Newton's camp."

"Let's not worry about the offline issue, let's build a dry toilet."

"Where's the toilet paper? Go pick some leaves, brothers. Let's prepare it. It's better to have some than nothing."

"I'll take charge."

"Remember not to pick the ones with hair and thorns. I don't want to open my eyes."

"It's so real. I'm afraid this isn't our first day of surviving in the wilderness."

"Oh my god, we're starting a game in the deserted mountains. We won't go hungry for nine meals in three days, right? Let's find some protein as soon as possible."

Many people feel that this is not playing a game, but a group of people going to the wilderness for a picnic and need to divide the work and cooperate.

However, in addition to the people who were discussing these things, there was also a new player who was surrounded by a group of people, who seemed to be a well-known anchor.

"Don't surround me, go do what you need to do, no autographs! No stepping on others! Don't be so nagging, don't you understand that the time for the first beta test of the game is precious."

The surrounded little Lolita said angrily: "Still following? Are you following again? Are you the kind of dead otaku blacksmith who can't find anyone to chat with?"

"What a powerful attack."

"If you keep scolding me, I beg you."

"We are your fans, we will take you flying."

The person who was surrounded was Su Yu Niang, a big anchor.

She looks like a petite and cute white loli with a very sweet and lovely voice, but she has a hot temper and is extremely talkative. She is from Zuan.

She often makes passers-by cry with her mouth, and her famous emoticons such as "Uncle, you are such a useless trash~" and "So pitiful~" have become popular outside the circle, making people want to teach her a lesson.

But she would occasionally be sniped and beaten to tears by other anchors, and her angry expression looking for trouble was even more comedic.

However, there has been no positive performance from the shows recently and her income has dropped, which made her want to go back and inherit the family property. She just came in hurriedly after being recommended by a netizen when she was looking for a game.

After coming in, she was completely shocked. This... You told me it was a blacksmith simulator?

As a game anchor, I understand so much more than the average person and know exactly what this means. It’s so real and so magical.

There were weeds everywhere and snakes and insects everywhere, but the flock of crows above was also disgusting. Some blacksmiths nearby had already won the bid and were complaining.

She felt that this harsh ancient rural environment was real.

What is the aesthetic ancient style? The wonderful ancient life?
Those are all filters!
Not to mention ancient times, even city dwellers who go to modern rural areas complain about the dirty and terrible environment, fearing they might step on cow dung.

She doesn't care about these things. She is not a pretentious little fairy. When she was a child, she used a mop dipped in cow dung to fight a group of little kids. Why would she be afraid of this?
On the contrary, she became popular because she is not pretentious, has a very hot temper, is cheerful and straightforward, is good at scolding people, and dares to pick her toes through her white silk stockings while live streaming. There is a toe-picking man living in her heart.

But nowadays, people who value appearance are called menopausal shrews, while those of her, who are petite, cute and have a sweet voice, are called female devils.

In her eyes at this moment, this kind of hardcore field game is interesting, and it is fun to turn a harsh environment into a beautiful home in one's mind.

This should be the selling point of this game!

The first step was to build toilets and dormitories to ensure basic living, clear out crows and other monster spawning points, then farm and forge iron. She felt that she had found the main plot of the game.

As she was thinking and looking around, she suddenly heard the conversation between the old steward and Jiucairong in the distance.

Suddenly she realized that her long-term and advanced vision as a game anchor was still narrow.

Jiucairong: "Yes! Steward, I have a new idea for the blacksmith dormitory we built! There must be no beds in the dormitory. After all, people of our ethnicity love to pee on the kang! When we wake up, the urine is all over the floor."

Su Yu Niang's eyelids twitched wildly: "."

Good guy.

She exclaimed, "What a guy!"

She silently started recording the screen.

The old steward said: "You guys are like that. I haven't wet the kang since I was eight years old."

Jiucairong: "So we don't need to sleep on beds! We just need iron nets, two iron nets on both sides, with people sandwiched in between. These iron net beds are arranged in a row, suspended in the air and rotated for washing, and sewage is discharged on the spot, with water flushed from the top and pulled from the bottom."

"And put catheters in the mouths of the blacksmiths in the air and feed them uniformly, so that they can sleep peacefully with infusions like a vegetative person for ten years, and they won't get cold even if they are offline for several months." "Then build a blacksmith shop on top of the dormitory, where they can forge iron and dry the top of their heads."

“Don’t throw away the waste hot water from quenching, just drain it down there to give the blacksmith a spray shower.”

"This is a dormitory that has a five-in-one fully automated assembly line for showering, drying, sleeping, eating, and excreting. When you wake up, you will be clean and not hungry."

The old steward said: "Wouldn't it be very uncomfortable? Isn't your dormitory a large bird cage? After all, raising birds also requires this structure."

Oh my god, what kind of weird design is this?

Su Yu's mother's eyes almost fell to the ground.

It's not that she's not smart enough, it's that no matter how much time she studies, she can't think of such an immoral beast!
This is not a birdcage.
This is a barbecue grill!

It is the kind of charcoal-grilled octopus clamped by two iron nets, and it can be rotated and turned over. It is recommended to apply some dipping sauce here.

Jiucai Rong: "It's okay! People of our race are all like this, we just love this pigeon cage!"

The old steward said: "It will stink, right? After all, who would sleep on top of a manure pit, even if there is an iron net to separate it?"

Jiucairong: "It doesn't matter! I suggest that this dormitory be divided into multiple layers of iron mesh dormitories, with more storage. Make a slope directly at the bottom, install a large underground pipe, flush it regularly, and build a septic tank in the distance to store it. This way it will be clean."

The old steward: "This septic tank."

Jiucairong: "Septic tanks can help us grow bigger and stronger and create greater success! Septic tanks are an excellent recycling system, whether it is biogas fermentation to achieve new energy circulation or farmyard manure to achieve food ecological chain circulation."

Ning Zheng: “.”

This mouth is really hard.

In fact, Ning Zheng hinted that they could take turns logging into one body.

In this way, people can take turns to solve the problem of going to the toilet, which is also the meaning of [queueing for login] proposed by Xiao Ai.

Jiucairong looked extremely angry at this proposal!

His words seemed to have greatly angered him.

He was talking in a lot of weird and incomprehensible language, such as "This is a Minotaur", "Pure Love Warrior", "The Cuckold Villa will definitely be deserted", "The buses will be severely boycotted by the public", "The three views must be correct, people can go to the toilet but it cannot become a public toilet", "Don't learn from Stardew Valley" and other half-understood literary words.

Ning Zheng didn't understand what it meant.

But in the end, the other party was so resistant and willing to make things so complicated, so they just let them go. This also made them more certain that Xiao Ai was really unreliable, and this proposal angered the other party.

If you don’t want to take turns, then don’t take turns. Those who are queuing to log in, just continue watching.

If it were the previous manager, he would definitely curse and complain about the waste of resources.

Most of these blacksmiths are sleeping and not working.

A bed is enough in the dormitory, why do we need such complicated iron nets? This is shockingly inefficient.

But Ning Zheng is a gentle person.

Seeing them so happy and beaming with joy, touching and looking around, that joyful atmosphere is also passed on to myself. I feel that the most important thing is that they like to be happy.

The construction process is complicated, but the main thing is that everyone will live comfortably and have a good life experience in the future.

Jiucai Rong: "Also! It is suggested to build two large dormitories here, a boys' dormitory and a girls' dormitory."

The old steward said: "Don't make it so complicated. You are the money boys. You may look like boys or girls, but in reality, there is no difference between boys and girls."

Shivering and cold.

How dare your Excellency assume my gender?

Of course Jiucairong didn't dare to throw this punch. After all, he respected the old and loved the young, and he was definitely not afraid of being removed from the position of manager and replaced by other people.

"grown ups."

Jiucairong gave sincere advice, "Although we don't have gender physically, we do have psychological gender, and if we sleep without clothes and without separation, it will be very easy for us to have problems, and they will make a fuss."

Moreover.

Now that this initial race has no distinction between males and females, will there be no distinction between males and females in the future?
In his opinion, the old steward in front of him looked obviously human.

In the future, it may be possible to choose a person’s race to start the game.

Although it seems that as a blacksmith, swinging the hammer wildly, race doesn’t matter.

Su Yu Niang, who was standing nearby, secretly observed and listened to the new blacksmith manager's endless chatter:
"Okay, okay! This is how the game is played, right? I'm young, and I misunderstood the selling point of the game. What kind of cyber blacksmiths are there in ancient society?"

(End of this chapter)