The legend of the Crimson Demon clan started from Suqing.
Chapter 101: Damn, box!
Chapter 101: Damn, box!
What you said is not excessive.
Aside from Darkness, who was blushing and panting as a reward, Satou Kazuma and Aqua all had indignant expressions on their faces.
"Hey, that's too much!"
"That's it!"
"Besides, how could a normal team have so many great magicians? It's obviously an uneven deployment and excessive firepower!"
"That's it!"
The two of them sang in unison.
Although they wanted to change their image, in Zun Zun's opinion they were just barking.
"No, I just think that being with you would be physically dangerous. After all, you are a beastly man who will take off someone's underwear if you don't agree with him."
"That's better than not wearing any underwear."
In Sato Kazuma's opinion, the bigger problem is that Zun Zun doesn't wear underwear, rather than the fact that he somehow only knows how to steal underwear.
But the vacuum school...
Glancing at Zun Zun's black trousers, he clenched his fists unwillingly. Why didn't he ask for a plug-in that could allow him to see through things in the first place?
Maybe you can see a different scenery.
After hearing that Sato Kazuma was such a cruel scum, Youyou and Huihui immediately showed expressions that they didn't want to team up with him.
"Hey, don't be like this..."
Sato Kazuma was in tears.
No, we have to find a way!
He didn't have to team up with Zun Zun and the others, but he couldn't swallow being scolded and belittled like that, even if the person was a girl. After all, he believed in gender equality.
Huihui and Yunyun sighed.
"No way, since the Venerable has said so."
"Wait, you two."
Sato Kazuma suddenly stopped him, his eyes rolling with obvious bad intentions, and said, "There's no need for you two to be together, right? As I said before, too many great magicians in a team is unbalanced, but two is no problem. What do you think? Our team has a very rare high-level professional high priest."
The move was very clever, choosing to sow discord to divide Zun Zun and the two of them, and even putting forward the rarest profession among adventurers - the high priest.
however--
"No need."
"Thank you for the invitation, Mr. Kazuma, but I'm sorry to decline."
Huihui and Youyou decisively refused.
Sato Kazuma was very unhappy.
"Why? You don't have to form a team, right? And having three great mages in one team is really too uneven."
"Well..."
"That's a reason, but more importantly, we believe in Zun Zun."
The two said so.
"Because Zun Zun is a divination family of the Red Demon Clan, and has strong divination abilities, that's why I trust Zun Zun's judgment."
"Ah, I understand."
Sato Kazuma suddenly felt bored.
He has encountered such guys many times in modern times, but they are all liars.
For example, you may encounter a bloody disaster, which asks you to buy a talisman; or you may encounter good luck soon, but your good luck may take you to another world... and so on.
In short, Sato Kazuma would always regard such people as liars and stay away from them. In addition, when he said he didn't want to form a team, it was probably more because of the bad first impression.
But he forgot.
This is a different world, a different world where there are even goddesses... although Aqua doesn't look like a goddess at all.
"What do you mean?"
It was clearly Zun Zun who was being insulted, but Hui Hui got angry and slammed the table, shouting, “You don’t believe Zun Zun can tell fortunes!?”
"Oh, I believe it. I believe it."
Sato Kazuma said this, but his perfunctory attitude was obvious.
Youyou persuaded, “Although Zun Zun’s divination ability cannot catch up with that of his sister, it is still very accurate.”
"Trapped? Could it be the god-level fortune teller of the Red Demon Clan? I didn't expect that the god-level fortune teller was actually Zun Zun's sister."
Darkness exclaimed in surprise.
Her real identity was the daughter of a noble family. Of course, she was also aware of the reputation of the Red Demon Clan's god-level fortune teller.
Only Sato Kazuma and Aqua, who had just descended to the lower world, looked at each other in confusion.
"…Who are they talking about?"
"do not know."
Aqua knew the common sense of this world very well, but she really didn't know what kind of people were. Sato Kazuma didn't even have common sense, but seeing Darkness also said so, he felt a little uneasy.
Hui Hui put her hands on her hips and said with great pride: “Hehehe, are you scared?”
If I didn't know, I would have thought the person being trapped was her sister.
"How is that possible! It's a lie anyway!" Sato Kazuma said stubbornly, "I've seen too many fortune tellers who say alarmist things, but in fact they are just trying to make money. They are not trustworthy at all!"
"What did you say!? Okay, Zun Zun, show him what you can do!"
What's the matter with your tone of "Give him the whole life"?
but……
Zun Zun said with a wicked smile, "Is it okay? Don't cry if something is accidentally exposed!"
This is my word!
Sato Kazuma started to panic.
Not good, could it really be possible to tell fortunes?
But now the arrow has been put on the string and has to be shot. A series of stubborn words have put him in this position, so he can only bite the bullet. "B-Okay, if you can do it, just do it. Of course, I have nothing to be afraid of, and I can't cry at all!"
"Don't regret it..."
Sato Kazuma swallowed.
Then, I saw Zun Zun put his index and middle fingers together on his temples, making a posture that looked like he was performing a power exercise, just like those scammers. Just when Sato Kazuma mistakenly thought that Zun Zun was a scammer and was relieved,
"Ohhhh, I see."
Zun Zun's eyes, which were fixed on him, glowed red as he said, "Hmm, so that's how it is. So that's how it is."
"Hey you……"
"Your name is Sato Kazuma, you are 16 years old, and you are a beautiful high school student. You are also a potential hero. You came to this world because you died saving a girl... No way! The car was going very slowly, so the girl would not have died. Instead, because of your unnecessary heroic actions, she broke her knee."
“Wait, wait…is this true?”
Hear this.
Sato Kazuma has completely believed it.
After all, reserve heroes are very common in this world, but the fact that he died to save a girl (self-glorification) is something only he and the stupid goddess know.
And since coming to this world, Aqua has always been with him and has never seen Zun Zun.
That is to say...
"You died of shock. You thought you were run over by a car and went into shock because you were so frightened."
Zun Zun continued, "Of course this is not the real cause of your death. You lost consciousness due to fear and incontinence, and were sent to a nearby hospital."
"wait wait wait……!"
"As the doctors and nurses laughed and said, 'What a useless guy!', you never regained consciousness and died of a heart attack..."
“…Shut up! Shut up now!”
"Even your family members laughed out loud because of your death before they became sad..."
"No! Don't do that kind of thing!!!"
Sato Kazuma collapsed and shouted.
What's even worse is that Aqua whispered in his ear, "You're done, Kazuma. Zun Zun actually knew how you could die in such a cowardly way. It seems that the other party is really capable."
"...If you don't speak, no one will think you are mute."
Sato Kazuma rolled his eyes.
Aqua is good in every way except that she can talk.
Failed!
I never expected that the other party would actually play with a box of weapons!
Sato Kazuma, who has been online for many years, knows clearly that there are two types of people who should never be provoked.
One is a really irritable guy who gets into an offline fight when he disagrees with you. You never know when this kind of person will kill you alone.
The other is a guy who plays with box weapons. When he can't criticize others, he will open the box, and the damage he causes is even greater than the former.
Sometimes death is a relief, but social death is really torture.
Such as now.
Sato Kazuma only thinks that the other world is scary, and he wants to return to modern society.
Although Zun Zun had a smiling expression on his face, I could only see some kindness in it.
"hiss----"
Sato Kazuma took a deep breath and said with an angry expression, "I know, I know! In this case, I will have to use my own method!"
Just when everyone was wondering what he wanted to do, they found that he put his head firmly on the table and said in a dull voice with grievance:
"I was wrong, please let me go!"
New account, don’t do it!
One of the few advantages of Sato Kazuma is that he is really cowardly when he needs to be cowardly. It seems that groveling is not a derogatory word for him. He is a born villain.
“Wait, wait, Kazuma!”
Aqua couldn't bear to watch it anymore.
Darkness also condemned, "Your Excellency, it is indeed a bit too much to casually talk about other people's past."
"You too."
"what?"
"The female Crusader whose abdominal muscles are about to show, when she feels lonely at night, actually... mmmmmm!"
Before Zun Zun could finish his words, Darkness rushed over. Her exaggerated grip strength was not at all like that of a girl.
“Hahaha, Zun Zun, you really love to joke! I don’t have any abdominal muscles at all. I’m a girl, how can I have abdominal muscles, ahahaha————”
The more she spoke, the harder she pushed.
Zun Zun's neck was strangled and he was having difficulty breathing and began to roll his eyes.
What a joke.
This guy is too powerful!
“Ms. Darkness! Respect him, respect him…!”
"Let go, let go!"
Youyou and Huihui were extremely anxious.
After a while of quarreling, Zun Zun finally escaped from Darkness's clutches. He gasped for breath while wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth and said:
"In short, I would rather die or jump off a cliff than team up with you guys!"
This statement is a bit too much.
"Of course, it's not impossible to form a team temporarily for a mission."
There is also a difference in team formation.
For example, Zun Zun, Huihui and Youyou are a fixed team, while he, Lynn, Dust, Darkness and Chris are a temporary team.
Aqua may be an idiot, but she is very capable. Darkness may have character flaws, but her defense and strength are terrifying, especially since Zun Zun had just experienced it.
As for Sato Kazuma...
Those who understand will understand, and those who don’t understand will not be elaborated.
As a result, their first application to form a team was not very smooth.
(End of this chapter)
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