Divorce with three kids? I'll build a house and eat meat, driving my in-laws crazy.

Chapter 61 He pooped a huge pile.

Xiao Wu gave him a cold look. "Do you own this road?"

He knew the man in front of him was Aunt Li's ex-husband, and of course he knew he wasn't a good person.

At first, he didn't understand why such a good person as Aunt Li would want a divorce.

Now he finally understood that this scoundrel was a piece of trash and didn't deserve Aunt Li at all.

He and the young master had not been in Chenjia Village for long, but he had witnessed the domineering and tyrannical nature of the Chen family several times.

Aunt Li has already divorced him, but the Chen family members are like stray dogs, barking and making noise every now and then, just to disgust people.

He had reason to suspect that the people who climbed into the yard last night were members of the Chen family.

He had remained silent about what had happened before, but today he was determined not to back down.

Chen Sanbao looked quite presentable today, and even rode a tall horse, as proud as a rooster.

"Are you blind? Didn't you see the bridal sedan chair coming? You're still pushing forward. Today is my wedding day. Even the Heavenly King himself would have to give way to me."

Xiao Wu stood up abruptly. He was already quite tall, and now, standing on the oxcart, he was a head taller than Chen Sanbao, who was riding a tall horse.

He raised his hand and touched the air a few times, then shouted, "Who's there? Who's barking like a dog?"

"Stop pretending to be blind, you're ruining my wedding night. I'll break your legs."

Chen Sanbao gritted his teeth in anger.

Xiao Wu ignored him and continued to play the blind man. "Heh, this dog barks really loudly. Could it be a stray dog?"

Seeing that this person was unyielding, Chen Sanbao stretched his neck and said to Li Ruru, who was watching the show, "Li, are you doing this on purpose?"
You saw me marrying someone new, and you were jealous and resentful, so you pulled this stunt to disgust me.

"Let me tell you, Junniang is the only one in my heart. And even if all the women in the world died, I would never marry a sonless thing like you."

Zhang Junniang was sitting in the bridal sedan chair when Chen Sanbao spoke to Li Ruru and also to Zhang Junniang.

Zhang Junniang initially thought someone had accidentally blocked their way, but now that she knew the person on the other side was Li Ruru, she knew that this woman must have done it on purpose.

Could it be true, as Chen Sanbao said, that Li Ruru still harbors feelings for him?

Zhang Junniang wanted to lift the sedan chair and confront Li Ruru, so she stood with her hands on her hips and started yelling at her.

Unfortunately, she was sitting in a sedan chair with her head covered by a veil, so she couldn't show her face.

Before entering her husband's family home, the bride's feet cannot touch the ground.

The veil on the head can only be lifted by the groom during the wedding night.

Unable to lift the veil or get out of the sedan chair, she simply started cursing at the top of her lungs.

"Li Ruru, have you no shame? You were the one who wanted a divorce back then, and now you're causing trouble. Do you think you'll die if you leave a man?"

Li Ruru found it laughable to listen to the two of them singing in unison. What kind of person was Chen Sanbao that she would care about him?

Chen Sanbao was even angrier when he saw that Li Ruru was unmoved. It was as if she didn't care about his loud commotion. Wasn't this a slap in the face for him?

At this moment, he desperately wished that Li Ruru would stand up and refute him, and scold him, to prove that she was really anxious and that she really couldn't live without him.

Everything Chen Sanbao said was true!

Li Ruru not only ignored him, but also chatted and laughed with her three daughters.

Seeing this, Chen Sanbao turned his attention to Xiao Wu, saying, "Kid, do you have a problem with me? If you're not happy, come down and fight me one-on-one."

Xiao Wu rolled up his sleeves, eager to try, his eyes shining with excitement.

At this moment, Li Ruru said, "Is Chen Sanbao your excrement?"

Chen Sanbao: "..."

What does she mean? I don't understand.
Chu Xiu laughed so hard he almost fell over, saying, "If you weren't a pile of dung, how would anyone pick you out?"

Hahaha, Li Ruru and the others couldn't stop laughing.

Even the wedding procession on the other side started laughing.

Chen Sanbao's face turned red with anger. Zhang Junniang said, "Li Ruru, you are openly coveting my husband. I'm going to tell the village head and have you drowned in a pig cage."

Li Ruru rolled her eyes. "Please, big sister, which eye of yours saw me coveting that bastard?"

"Do you think I covet him because he's skinny and short, like a chick? Do you think I covet him because he's lazy, good-for-nothing, and beats women?" Zhang Junniang retorted, unconvinced. "Then why are you blocking our way? You're interfering with our wedding ceremony."

Xiao Wu gave a forced smile: "Oh dear, the beast is disobedient, a beating will do the trick."

As he spoke, he raised the whip high and gently struck the ox.

Chen Sanbao always felt that there was something hidden in his words, but unfortunately, he was too stupid to figure it out for a long time.

The scalper turned to look at Xiao Wu, his eyes full of confusion.

Didn't you tell me to go this way? Why are you blaming me now?

Just as everyone was at a stalemate, several carriages suddenly drove up from a distance.

"Make way, make way, all of you make way!"

The horse-drawn carriage was right behind the wedding procession.

Caught between two attackers, Chen Sanbao turned around angrily and roared, "Who is it? Why should I give way?"

Several servants stepped down from the carriage and said politely, "Brother, may I pass?"

Chen Sanbao was unwilling to back down, but it was clear that the men were dressed in fine clothes and carried large knives.

Looking at the carriage, it was exceptionally luxurious, belonging to either an official or a wealthy household.

Neither of these are people he, an ordinary citizen, can afford to offend.

And so, everyone witnessed this scene.

Chen Sanbao, who had just been arrogant and domineering, suddenly became polite and approachable, as if he had become a different person.

He said with a forced smile, "Alright, I'll make way for you gentlemen right away."

"Thank you!" the servants replied politely.

Xiao Wu also drove the oxcart to the side. The other party had no conflict with them, so it wasn't unreasonable for them to give way.

The carriage slowly drove away. Inside, a lively girl dressed in a light pink dress said to the man beside her, "Father, these people seem to be arguing."

She didn't say it, but she actually wanted to go down and watch the excitement.

Master Bai tapped her forehead. "You need to rein in your temper. Don't make Aunt Xue angry in the future."

Bai Lu's bright eyes instantly darkened. "Father, you've forgotten your daughter now that you've married a wife. Humph!"

“That’s not true.” Master Bai shook his head firmly.

After Master Bai's carriage drove away, Chen Sanbao reverted to his usual smug look.

He rode his horse forward a few steps until the bull's head and the horse's head collided, but he showed no intention of stopping.

The tall horse faced off against the young ox, staring at each other with wide eyes, locked in a stalemate.

Li Ruru was anxious to see if the house was repaired yet, and didn't want to waste time talking to Chen Sanbao, so she told Xiao Wu to walk through the bushes next to her.

Xiao Wu pouted, somewhat unwilling, but still did as instructed.

The ox walked to the side of the bridal sedan chair and suddenly stopped.

Immediately afterwards, everyone heard the sound of running water, followed by the smell of manure.

The ox urinated and defecated a large amount.

Li Ruru was practically laughing herself silly. "Zhang Junniang, consider this my Niu Niu's gift to you. Don't be shy. May you two, like turtles and green beans, stay together forever!"

The group drove away in an oxcart, while Zhang Junniang, inside the bridal sedan chair, pinched her nose, feeling disgusted and unlucky.

She shouted, "Hurry up and get out of here, it stinks!"

Chen Sanbao led his team forward and soon arrived at their doorstep.

The gongs, drums, and suonas began to play, and the crowd was overjoyed, eager to catch a glimpse of the bride's beautiful face and share in the happiness.

At this moment, Zhang Junniang refused to get out of the sedan chair. She whispered to the old woman next to her, "Tell Chen Sanbao that I will not get out of the sedan chair today until the remaining betrothal money is settled."

(End of this chapter)