After returning from my cultivation journey, I built a farm through fortune telling.

Chapter 10: Could it be hyperthyroidism?
Knew it--

Money is not everything, but no money is absolutely impossible.

If her family were any poorer, it would be a tragedy!

Thinking it over, Bai Lu glanced at Bai Wei again—

That brat, she definitely hid a bombshell for her!

Never mind, let's talk about it after we finish eating.

First, have a bowl of crucian carp soup—

"Well!!"

The egret, who had been taking fasting pills for ten years, squinted after taking a sip of soup. This is the true essence of human life!

Back in the world of cultivation, I was too lazy to cook, so I ate a lot of fasting pills—one pill was equivalent to three days' worth of fasting pills!
Who would want to cook three meals a day?
She only cooks a meal when she's really craving something, but she's never full because a whole bunch of people are eyeing her food!

Every time I cook, someone comes over to freeload; no matter how much I cook, it's never enough!

If it weren't for the fact that they brought their own precious ingredients, she would have turned on them long ago.

Bailu then received a piece of tofu and exclaimed happily, "Mom, it's so delicious!"

"If it tastes good, eat more."

After saying this, Qin Xiu gradually opened her mouth wide, watching her eldest daughter finish the soup and tofu in no time and then have another bowl. She moved her mouth and filtered out seven or eight small crucian carp bones, spitting them into the bone dish. Then she had another bowl with fish and soup, spitting out the bones with a crucian carp crunch.

—No, could it be that this child resigned because of a health problem?

Qin Xiu clutched her chest—

I ate five bowls of porridge in the morning, and it only took two or three hours!

Are you hungry that quickly?
Could it be hyperthyroidism?
Bai Chen, standing to the side, holding his chopsticks, was also dumbfounded: "You're the ruthless fish-eating machine I'm talking about!"

You know, crucian carp bones are the hardest to spit out, so he never eats the fish meat when he drinks fish soup.

Bai Wei kindly reminded her, "Sister, eat slowly, be careful not to get a fish bone stuck in your throat!"

"It's nothing." Bai Lu nodded perfunctorily, finished the last sip of soup in her bowl, and placed the bowl in front of Bai Chen: "Fill it with rice!"

Bai Chen took the rice shovel, filled it to the brim, packed it tightly, filled it again, packed it tightly once more, and placed a solid bowl of rice in front of Bai Lu: "What, not on a diet anymore?"

"Weight loss is the most failed revolutionary movement in human history!"

How can a well-fed man know the hunger of a starving man?
My sister hasn't had a full meal in ten years, little brother!

"Crazy." Bai Chen complained to Bai Wei, "She's the one eating like crazy, and she'll be screaming on the scale tomorrow—how much are you going to serve?"

Bai Wei held up two fingers: "Eight-tenths full, don't pack it too tightly."

Bai Chen, the rice-serving expert, was on duty, serving rice to Bai Wei and then to his parents. Before he could even put down the rice scoop, Bai Lu threw a bowl at him: "Still eating? Give me a little more?"

"No, fill it up!"

Bai Chen: "..."

What else could he do but satisfy her? But when Bai Lu asked him for a fourth bowl, Bai Chen finally couldn't help but shout, "Mom!"

Bai Lu was startled, almost dropping her chopsticks in fright. She glared at them and exclaimed, "What! Are you trying to stop me from eating?!"

"Big sister! Dear sister! You've eaten three bowls! You've drunk plenty of soup and eaten plenty of vegetables! You're stuffed!"

Although Qin Xiu only prepared three dishes and a soup, the portions were huge! The bowls were all large stainless steel basins, and at least a third of each went into Bai Lu's stomach.

Eating so much, are you out of your mind?!

"So what if I eat a little more!"

Bai Lu looked aggrieved. She snatched the rice paddle back and fed herself. Bai Chen looked at her with a bad feeling and asked cautiously, "What's wrong? Did you break up with your boyfriend?"

Besides heartbreak, what else can change a person beyond recognition?

Upon hearing this, Qin Xiu's ears immediately perked up: "You're dating someone?! What does he do? Where is he from?"

I feel both gratified and stressed – after all, I haven't earned enough money for my child's dowry yet!
"I'm not dating anyone!!"

The egret was so angry she almost laughed: "So what if I want to eat more rice! Why can't I even have enough to eat?!"

Why are there so many stumbling blocks on the road to a full meal?

The egret really wanted to shout—

My sister can cultivate immortality, she can handle it!
"Eat, eat!"

Bai Chen ignored her and let her live as long as she wanted.

"Haven't you talked about it?" Qin Xiu wasn't too happy to hear this, and said earnestly, "You're twenty-six, it's time to start talking about it. Your neighbor, Xiao Yuan, is only a year older than you, and she already has two kids."

Dear Mom, do you want to listen to what you're saying?!
Whether we talk or not, you can always find fault with me!
Don't listen, don't listen, the bastard chants sutras.

Amid Qin Xiu's nagging, Bai Lu finished her meal and drinks. The other four had long since eaten their fill and were picking their teeth as they watched Bai Lu put down her chopsticks: "Are you full?"

"Ah, I'm full!"

The main problem was that she wasn't full and there was nothing left to eat; she had practically emptied the bowl.

Bai Chen: "Go wash the dishes after you've eaten. It's our family rule that the last person to eat has to wash the dishes."

"There's no rush to finish washing up."

Bai Lu coughed lightly: "Dad, Mom, I need to tell you something!"

The egret sat upright, its hands resting on its thighs, looking extremely docile.

Bai Wei and Bai Chen exchanged a glance—it's big news!
They've stopped even picking their teeth, afraid that things will get too serious and they won't be able to fix it.

Bai Jiang finished the last drop of wine in his glass and asked with a smile, "What's up?"

Egret: "I want to quit my job and go home."

Before she could finish speaking, Qin Xiu glared at her: "I said you rushed back this morning wearing a Taoist robe! Ha, I think you don't want to go home, you want to become a nun! What did you tell me this morning? Did you say your boss was good, your clients were good, and your boss even gave you paid leave! Tell me honestly, why did you resign? Is someone bullying you at the company? Or are your clients difficult?"

Bai Lu chuckled: "No, you might not believe it, but I just think farming makes more money than working a job!"

"I don't believe your nonsense! You think you can earn over ten thousand a month farming?!" Qin Xiu slammed her hand on the table. "Get to work right now tomorrow!"

"I can't take it, I've already resigned," Bailu said, forcing herself to speak.

"What!" Qin Xiu felt like she was going to faint. Her vision went black and black again, and her finger pointing at the egret was trembling.

"Calm down, Mom!"

Bai Lu was really afraid that Qin Xiu might get sick from the anger, after all, she had undergone three surgeries in the past five years and her body was too weak, so she quickly channeled a wisp of spiritual energy into her.

Qin Xiu suddenly felt her senses clear, and scolding Bai Lu became effortless. She scolded Bai Lu until he was bald and secretly resented giving her too much spiritual energy. Qin Xiu's mouth was dry from scolding, and she finally ended with a classic parental quote: "I'll be driven to my death by you guys sooner or later!"

Finally, in a fit of anger, he pushed Bailu away, remembering his anger upstairs. Little did he know that Bailu had lost his balance and staggered. Although Baiwei and Baichen caught him, his hat fell off, revealing a bald head.

"Sister!" Bai Wei shouted, "Where's your hair? Are you really thinking of doing something rash?"

Qin Xiu stopped being angry and just stared at Bai Lu's bald head, her lips trembling as she said, "Eating so much against your usual behavior, and then shaving your head, and you're telling me it's nothing?"

Egret: "You might not believe it, but it was so hot that I shaved my head..."

(End of this chapter)