The strangeness has come, I am a god with trillions of ghost money
Chapter 198 You are exposed, you will be tomorrow’s New Year Pig!
Chapter 198 You are exposed, you will be tomorrow’s New Year Pig!
"How can this be possible!"
As soon as Song Mang finished speaking, someone in the crowd objected, saying, "It's unheard of for an old woman who is nearly a hundred years old to get married. This is simply against family ethics!"
Song Mang looked at the young man and found that there was particularly strong hostility in his eyes when he looked at him.
She raised her eyebrows and said, "It's not me who forced Grandpa to get married. It's Grandpa who insisted on getting married. Doesn't a centenarian have the right to pursue happiness?"
"Grandpa, don't listen to her nonsense!"
The young man quickly walked to the side of the old patriarch and said, "The cave god just said that he doesn't like old men. If you really marry him, you will anger the cave god!"
"This……"
The old patriarch hesitated.
The young man added, “There’s already a nightmare witch infiltrating the village. We need to ask the cave god to help eliminate it as soon as possible, otherwise we’ll all be doomed.
Grandpa, let's stick to the original plan and send a beautiful girl over. The cave god will definitely be satisfied."
After the young man finished speaking, he glanced at Song Mang and said, "Grandpa, look at her. She doesn't look like Fu Xixi at all. She's so crazy. She's probably the nightmare woman in disguise.
Although she hasn't harmed anyone yet, everyone will be in trouble when the night comes and everyone is asleep!
Why don’t we lock her up first, and when the time comes tomorrow, we will immediately put her in a bridal sedan and present her to the cave god!
If she is really a nightmare woman, we can send her out of the village. If she is not a nightmare woman, we can let her marry the cave god and ask the cave god to help. "
"Then there will be no dowry."
Song Mang said slowly.
The middle-aged man suddenly said righteously, "This is Xixi. I have watched Xixi grow up since she was a child. She looks like this, there is no mistake!"
The old patriarch also looked at Song Mang and said, "This child has a straight face, is generous and righteous, how could she be a nightmare woman? Fu Jie, you must have made a mistake!"
"Grandpa, Second Uncle!"
Fu Jie said angrily, "Do you know what you are talking about? She can't be a normal person if she can say such things as letting Grandpa and Second Uncle get married and letting Second Uncle become a concubine!"
The old patriarch coughed lightly and couldn't help but sigh, "A centenarian also has the right to pursue happiness."
The middle-aged man couldn't help but look at the ceiling with a vicissitudes of life, "Look at what you said, kid, don't middle-aged people have the right to pursue happiness?"
Fu Jie: “…”
audience:"……"
[Hahahahahahahahaha this is so funny, what’s wrong with these two? Why do they want to get married so badly? ]
[Fu Jie: Help!!! What should I do if Grandpa and Second Uncle insist on getting me married! ]
[I am dying of laughter. These two people are definitely weird. They even gave up their moral integrity for the sake of dowry! ]
In the corner, Third Uncle raised his hand tremblingly, "Xixi, you said that you want Third Uncle to be the third concubine, is this true? In fact, Third Uncle has been secretly in love with the Cave God for a long time."
"Stop messing around!"
Fu Jie said loudly.
"You old men, don't you have any idea of what you look like? The cave god likes beautiful women, and when he sees the three of you marrying into the cave, he will be disgusted by your ugliness!"
Song Mang said, "That's the problem of the Cave God, not the problem of Grandpa, Second Uncle and Third Uncle. Can't the Cave God try to change his own aesthetics?"
"...?"
Song Mang thought for a moment and said, "If you are really worried that the cave god will not be able to accept it and will vent his anger on everyone, I have a treasure here that can change your appearance and turn the three of you into beauties."
Song Mang took out three ghost cards.
She had used up all of her Ghost King cards, and she hadn’t had time to look for the Sword Master the last time she came out of the dungeon.
The ghost generals and ghost cards she took out now were all made by ghost puppeteers and could be used to change one's appearance.
Although some ghosts are also good at changing their appearance, they are not at a high enough level and are easily detected. This problem will not occur when using the ghost cards of the ghost puppeteer. Unless this cave god is a ghost king-level ghost, it is impossible to see the true appearance of these three people, or even to see that these three people are ghosts.
Song Mang thought for a moment and said, "I will give this thing to you when you get on the bridal sedan tomorrow. But remember, you only have 30 minutes to change your appearance, and you must convince the cave god to accept you within 30 minutes.
If you really can't convince the cave god, then there's nothing you can do. Just find a way to escape on your own."
"no problem!"
The three men responded readily.
They are indeed not played by human players, so they react particularly strongly to the ghost money and cannot refuse the temptation of dowry offered by Song Mang.
On the other hand, they were not afraid of what the cave gods would do to them, after all, they were not living people.
What the cave god needs is living people.
Song Mang also collected all the paper money for the dead on the table, planning to give them to them when he got into the bridal sedan tomorrow.
The others looked at them in shock and still haven't reacted.
Song Mang also took out a bottle of elixir and said, "I have another bottle of fertility elixir here, do you need it? If the cave god insists that you give birth to a child, I will give some to you all."
Everyone: "…………"
The three elders rejected Song Mang's fertility pill, so Song Mang put it away with a look of disappointment.
Song Mang asked the old patriarch, "Grandpa, once you get married, you will have to consider everything for the cave god. You are no longer a member of the Fu family. Who will inherit the position of patriarch?"
"..."
The old patriarch's mouth twitched, and he was about to speak, but Fu Jie suddenly interrupted, "Grandpa, if you must marry, I should be the patriarch. I am the eldest son of this generation."
Song Mang: "What's wrong with the eldest son? A man should not be kept at home. You will get married in the future. Inheriting the position of clan leader can only be done by us women."
The old patriarch hesitated and said, "Xixi, that's not the case. Since ancient times, only men can carry on the family line. Every generation of the Fu family's patriarch is a man..."
Song Mang: "Add 500,000 to your dowry."
The old patriarch: “Although every generation of the Fu family’s patriarch is a man, the Fu family has declined because of this.
Xixi has the demeanor of a clan leader, and will definitely be able to revitalize the Fu family in the future. The Fu family is now in your hands!"
Fu Jie: ???
Fu Jie wanted to retort, but the old clan leader glared at him and said, "Xiao Jie, this matter is decided. Don't be so ignorant. Learn how to be a good person from Xixi!"
The old clan leader looked at the others and said, "I will be married tomorrow. From now on, Xixi will be the clan leader. All matters in the village and the clan must be arranged by Xixi. Do you understand?"
"understood."
Only a small number of people responded to the old patriarch, and most people looked at Song Mang with strange expressions.
The old patriarch said, "Okay, that's it. It's getting dark, everyone go home and rest, and get up early tomorrow to prepare for the wedding ceremony!"
Song Mang followed Zhu Sao home.
As soon as she got home, Zhu Sao whispered to her, "You are so reckless, how could you reveal your identity so easily!
Once the player's identity is exposed, not only will he be targeted by the locals, but he may also lose his life!"
"Am I okay?"
Song Mang stared at Zhu Sao for a while, "Are you a player too? What's your name?"
Mrs. Zhu did not answer, "You don't need to know. Remember not to sleep tonight and don't close your eyes, otherwise you may not see the sun tomorrow."
After saying this, Mrs. Zhu went straight back to her room and slammed the door.
Song Mang raised his eyebrows playfully, then went back to his room to rest.
Before resting, Song Mang released the two paper figures, Yin Yuan and Yin Die, and had them guard the bedside.
The night is getting darker.
When Song Mang was about to fall asleep, she suddenly felt her neck tighten, as if something was wrapped around her neck!
She also heard an excited murmur in her ear, "Found you, tomorrow's New Year Pig!"
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