The strangeness has come, I am a god with trillions of ghost money

Chapter 240: The Ghost Fairy Ghost Card has been upgraded!
Seeing that Song Mang didn't move and still held up his pants with both hands, the statue became even more anxious, "Go quickly, what are you standing there for! That house has soundproofing function, even if there are so many ghosts outside, you don't need to be embarrassed!"

[Hahahahaha, I am dying of laughter. This is the first time I have heard the statue’s voice so panicked! ]

[Really shitting on the head of the statue! ]

[Song Mang: I can give up my face, but I have to shit on your head.]

[Help! Why is she really taking off her pants? I can’t bear to watch! Now I’m as panicked as the statue!]

[Boss, I also want the statue to treat me with respect. Is there any decent way to do this? ]

Not to mention the statue was frightening, even the person broadcasting live with his phone and the audience in the live broadcast room were stunned.

After a long while, Song Mang finally spoke.

"Okay, okay, since you're so sincere, I'll go to that cubicle and take care of it."

Song Mang stopped unbuttoning his pants, stepped on the bone staff and flew over, taking the strange creature with him. "Come with me and guard! You watch outside, and don't allow anyone to peek!"

"Okay boss!"

Song Mang added, "Oh, by the way, give me back my phone. I am used to watching videos while squatting in the toilet."

Originally, Song Mang's mobile phone was in that strange hand, and he was asked to help with the live broadcast.

While Song Mang was getting his phone back, he typed a line of words on the phone for the weird creature to see.

Then, she winked at the other person, who paused with a weird expression and winked at her secretly.

Song Mang put away his phone and went into the cubicle.

"I'm going to the bathroom, don't peek, or I'll have to run back to the statue and poop on it."

"..."

Hearing her words, the weird person hiding in the darkness had a complicated expression.

The eyes of the tall sculpture in the center of the temple seemed to have widened even further, probably because it didn't expect someone could be so vulgar!
Not long after, a powerful and coercive voice sounded again in the temple, "Everyone, get out of my way and don't peek! Otherwise, I will kill all of you!"

This is the statue's warning to the weird ones.

He was really afraid that Song Mang would shit on his head.

After dealing with this woman many times, every time she did not play by the rules, Qing Yuxian was stressed out by her and had no doubt that she could do such a thing!

When the statue gave the warning, it also spread out a terrifying and powerful pressure, which fell on those strange things.

Plop, plop!
Those weird creatures all lay prone on the ground, without even the strength to raise their heads, let alone peek.

After about ten minutes, there was some movement in the compartment and Song Mang opened the door and came out.

"This place is really nice, and it has a smart toilet. You, the god, are really creative! It's just a little small. Can't you just build me a bathroom of over 100 square meters? It would be best if there was a natural hot spring inside, so I could take a bath and relax after using the toilet!"

"...?"

Could you please have some shame?
The statue gnashed its teeth and said, "Isn't it enough that I rubbed the toilet for you on the spot? You also need a bathroom of more than 100 square meters. Why don't you go to heaven!"

"I've heard that the bathrooms in the mansions of rich people alone are over 100 square meters. I've never lived in such a luxurious mansion. Can't you build one for me?"

The statue laughed, "An ant like you who only knows how to pursue pleasure will never achieve great things! The road of cultivation is difficult and full of obstacles. Only those who are diligent and intelligent can stand out.

Do you want to look at your cultivation level? You are not even at the third level of Qi Refining. How can you enjoy yourself?"

"What's going to happen?"

"Young people should not be so ambitious, have such big appetites, and act so arrogantly! There is no shortage of geniuses who die young in this world!
If you want to embark on the path of ascension, you should be humble and low-key, and don't always attract hatred! Powerful gods like us like to choose disciples who can endure hardships and educate them well! There is a saying that goes, "endure the most bitter hardships..."

Song Mang: "Serve the superior."

"......?" The words of the statue were stuck in its throat. After a long while, it said, "What kind of twisted logic is this? If we hadn't made peace, I wouldn't have shared such an important cultivation experience with you! You don't listen to the old man..."

Song Mang: "I felt comfortable for several years."

"...?"

[Hahahahahahaha, the boss is worthy of being the boss! Every word is the truth, I will write it down! ]

[Hahaha Song Mang, if you have this mentality, you will succeed in everything you do! ]

[This is the first time I’ve seen someone who can make a statue of a deity speechless, hahahahaha! ]

【Belike the God’s expression:

After a long while, the statue said impatiently, "Are you ready? If you are, come out and have a drink. After you finish this drink, we will be in peace!"

And these dishes are all fairyland delicacies that I have carefully prepared. Please don’t let me down!”

"Don't worry, I'm pulling my pants up."

"!!!"

Song Mang then slowly opened the door a crack and said to the weirdo outside, "Come in quickly and bring me a new pair of pants!"

"I'm coming!"

The monster quickly ran towards her.

When the monster entered the compartment, Song Mang used functions 1 and 3 of the Hydra joker card.

After she was able to practice, she found that the function of Hydra's joker card had been upgraded.

[Name of the Joker: Ocean's Eleven
Level: Ghost Immortal Level
Function 1: Snake Transformation

Function 2: Summon

Function 3: Puppet Snake

Function 1 explanation: You can hide your identity by changing your body shape, and the Hydra will cover up your breath for you;

Function 2 explanation: When your life hangs by a thread, please summon the Hydra and it will protect you.

Function 3 explanation: You can use the snake transformation function on any weirdo, and the Hydra will cover its breath; after using the snake transformation function, the joker will leave a mark on the weirdo, turning it into a puppet;
In addition, the "Puppet Snake" function can be upgraded separately, and the number of puppet snakes will increase as the host's ability improves. The current number of puppet snakes is 1, and the maximum limit is puppet snakes. 】

This ghost fairy-level ghost card has a total of three functions, which are now fully displayed.

Just now, Song Mang was hiding in the small cubicle. He was not going to the toilet, but reading the explanation of the function of the joker cards.

After this thing is fully upgraded, its function completely surpasses all Ghost King-level jokers. Even the Sword Master's permanent joker cannot compare with it.

Although the joker card did not remind what level of "Puppet Snake" could be subdued, Song Mang felt that there would be no big problem as long as the level was below Ghost Immortal.

"Thanks for the pants, what's your name?"

Song Mang said to the weirdness in front of him.

"Boss, my name is Lu Zi."

"A stove for boiling water?"

"no!"

Lu Zi wrote these two words with ghostly power and showed them to her.

Song Mang then nodded, and then used the "Puppet Snake" function that could deceive the world on him, and used the snake transformation function to change him into his own appearance.