Chapter 67 You, Go and Kowtow to Me
[Anchor, are you a genius? ]

Does this really work?

[Help! Hahahahaha, how can this be so funny! The anchor has become one with these patients!]

When the patient saw the shoes, he was overjoyed. "Doctor, are these for me?"

"Yes, I give it to you."

"Oh my god, doctor, you are my savior! I will wear these shoes even when I sleep! I will never be afraid of others bringing bad luck to me again. I am sure my luck will improve!"

"Well, next one."

The patient ran away excitedly holding the shoes, and another patient behind him came over.

He kept pounding his shoulders and said, "Doctor, my back hurts when I wake up in the morning. Why is that? How can I stop the pain? I'm fed up with it!"

Song Mang: "Then you can get up in the afternoon."

"That makes sense. I'll go back to sleep then!"

The patient also ran away happily.

A female patient came later.

The female patient sat down in front of Song Mang and kept scratching her scalp anxiously.

Song Mang: "What's your problem?"

Female patient: "Doctor, why can't I make money? I feel like I'll never make money in my life. I'm so anxious. I'll die without money. How can I make money?"

As the female patient spoke, the nails that were scratching her scalp grew unusually long and made a crackling sound.

Song Mang watched her pierce her scalp. Lines of blood flowed from her scalp and the female patient's face was soon covered in blood.

Song Mang thought for a while and said, "You have anxiety about making money, so go and check out Fu Ke. After reading it, you can make money.

Fu Ke means "wealth" instead of "woman", do you understand?"

The female patient said somewhat dissatisfiedly, "Can't you see it here? Aren't you a doctor too?"

"I'm not Fuco here. I can't treat diseases that don't make money."

"Okay, where's Fuqua?"

"In the underground garage."

"Where is the underground garage?"

"Go find it yourself." Song Mang said impatiently, "Okay, your time is up, go find it first, the next patient will come up for treatment."

The female patient still looked at Song Mang grimly, "I don't even know where the underground garage is, how can I find it? Tell me! If I can't get a hold of Fu Ke, I'll never let you go!"

Before Song Mang had time to say anything, he saw a patient wearing Nike paper shoes running back and forth at the door.

He was still running and shouting, "I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm really fine, I feel so good! Miracle doctor, this doctor is a miracle doctor, you guys should go see her as soon as possible!"

Song Mang: “…”

audience:"……"

Hearing his shout, the other patients were all shocked and became extremely excited.

The female patient was still pestering Song Mang, but a patient behind her pushed her away.

"You've already finished, why aren't you leaving? There are so many people queuing behind you, don't hold them up!
It’s just a matter of looking for an underground garage. You can find it by just looking around! "

The patients behind also started making noise.

"Yes, yes, you have finished, leave quickly, we still need to find a miracle doctor to treat us!"

"There are so many people ahead of me. If I can't treat the disease, I will never forgive you!"

The female patient found that the other patients were becoming increasingly dissatisfied with her, and were staring at her with a fierce look. She did not dare to continue pestering Song Mang and had to leave the clinic first.

The patient behind the female patient was a thin middle-aged man with no clothes on his upper body.

He hugged his body and said angrily, "Doctor, my clothes disappeared when they fell to the ground. It must be some bastard who stole my clothes!"

"What do your clothes look like?"

"Bright yellow, long, and wide, as soon as I put it on, people will kneel down to me."

"..."

Are you wearing a dragon robe?

[I met this patient. At first, I helped him find clothes. But no matter what kind of clothes I gave him, he said they were not his! He even chased me up three floors with a kitchen knife and almost tired me to death!] [This patient had delusions. He thought his ancestors were from the royal family and he was a descendant of the royal family, so he was the emperor. What he wanted to find was a dragon robe.

I found a yellow piece of clothing for him, and called him "Your Majesty", and he didn't chop me. 】

[Host, go find a yellow dress and call him His Majesty, or he will keep pestering you! ]

Song Mang glanced at the comments in the live broadcast room and didn't expect that this patient was really looking for a dragon robe.

Song Mang does have a dragon robe.

But this paper dragon robe is not as common as paper shoes, and she doesn’t have that many of them, so she can’t just give them to him casually.

Song Mang said to the patient, "Are you looking for the dragon robe? Are you the emperor?"

The patient looked at her in shock. "I didn't expect you to discover my identity as the emperor. Yes, I am indeed the only emperor left in modern times!"

The corner of Song Mang's mouth twitched, and he took out a paper dragon robe from the storage space.

"I have a dragon robe here, but if I give it to you, what will you give me in exchange?"

The patient quickly put on the paper dragon robe and shouted angrily, "How dare you! This is my robe. How dare you ask the emperor for compensation?"

Song Mang suddenly took out a paper jade seal and said, "I gave you the dragon robe, and the jade seal is also in my hand. I am the real emperor."

The patient was stunned and stared at the jade seal in Song Mang's hand with a dull face.

The other patients were also shocked.

"She has the Imperial Seal. The Divine Doctor has the Imperial Seal! No wonder she is so powerful. It turns out that she is the real emperor!"

"I saw her take out the dragon robe and give it to the tall and thin man. The tall and thin man doesn't even have a dragon robe, so he is definitely not the emperor. She is the real emperor!"

Some patients even knelt on the ground, kowtowed to Song Mang, and shouted excitedly, "Your Majesty, long live the emperor!"

The patient in the dragon robe suddenly became anxious, "I am the emperor, my ancestors are royal family, you should kneel to me!"

Song Mang asked him, "Then do you have the jade seal?"

Patient: “I…I don’t have any.”

Song Mang: "Then do you have a tiger talisman?"

Patient: “Neither do I.”

Song Mang took out another paper tiger talisman and sneered, "I have all of these, which means that the real power is in my hands. Even if you are the emperor, you are just an emperor in name only."

The patient's face changed drastically.

Song Mang held the imperial seal in his hand, pointed at him and said, "You, kowtow to me twice, and I will return the imperial seal to you. Otherwise, I will rebel with the imperial seal, and you can just wait to be beheaded!"

The patient became even more angry. "How dare you, a traitor, ask the emperor to kneel down and kowtow to you! I'll chop you off first!"

He suddenly took out two large kitchen knives and was about to chop towards Song Mang.

Song Mang: "Come here, come here, protect the emperor!"

Seeing Song Mang holding the jade seal, all the other patients behind him rushed over and pressed the patient wearing the dragon robe and holding the kitchen knife to the ground.

"Protect His Majesty, protect the miracle doctor!"

"She has the imperial seal and the dragon robe. She is the real emperor. Take down the tall and thin guy!"

Song Mang took back the dragon robe from the patient, then calmly sat down on the seat and threw a pen in the direction of the patient, "You wicked man, you dared to assassinate the emperor, drag him out and behead him!"

Other patients: “Yes!”

Male doctor: ???

audience:? ? ?
[No way, this is also possible? ]

[I understand. In this instance, you need to be more nervous than these patients to control them!]

[Where did the anchor get so many strange paper products? It's so awesome, every step is beyond my expectation! ]

[She seems to have storage space?! ]

The patient was dragged out and his screams were heard from outside.

Song Mang placed the paper-cut versions of the emperor's supplies on the table and continued to treat other patients. She then found that the other patients were more respectful to her than before.

After almost finishing seeing the other patients, Song Mang was about to take a break, but then he heard another scream from outside and a large pool of blood flowed in from the door.

(End of this chapter)

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