The strangeness has come, I am a god with trillions of ghost money

Chapter 76 What's wrong with burning a helicopter? Don't you have one?

Xi Yu said indifferently, "A ghost that could customize things in the mortal world before the end of the world cannot be an ordinary ghost. Its strength now will only be stronger.

Although I don’t know where you got these paper figures from, you’d better get rid of them as soon as possible, otherwise…”

"Otherwise what?"

Xi Yu looked at her and pursed his lips, "Burn the sports car for me first, so that you won't forget about it after you die."

Song Mang curled his lips speechlessly.

She thought that her paper servant was very cold and taciturn, but she didn't expect that he was such a sharp-tongued guy.

Song Mang touched his chin and said, "But I bought this with my own money. Why should I burn it and return it? If it wants to find someone to settle the account, it should go to the owner of the funeral home. It's obviously the owner who is wicked and cheated people.

Also, aren't you my paper servant? Can't you protect me when the time comes?"

Xi Yu remained silent.

Song Mang smiled and said, "Or, you can't beat it?"

Xi Yu: “Haha.”

He sneered twice and then fell silent, leaving Song Mang confused for a moment about what he meant.

But she had a hunch that he knew who it was.

If he doesn't want to tell her, then don't tell her. Then she will give him the ugliest limited edition Green Fly sports car.

whee.

After Xi Yu dealt with the monster, Song Mang took a chair and went into the bathroom. He stood on the chair and checked the ventilation duct above.

"The inside of this pipe is very clean. It seems that I can climb along the pipe to other places. I just don't know if I can climb along the pipe to the fifth floor."

However, there was no light inside the pipe, it was pitch black, and there was no way to predict the danger in advance.

The pipe is also very narrow, and if you encounter other monsters inside, it would not be convenient to escape.

Song Mang got down from the chair and said to Xi Yu, "I want to go to the fifth floor through this pipe. You go in first and help me explore the situation inside, and then I will go in with you."

Xi Yu looked towards the entrance of the ventilation duct on the ceiling and frowned deeply.

For the first time, Song Mang saw an expression of disgust on his cold face.

But in just a moment, Xi Yu returned to his cold expression and stood there like a robot without moving.

Song Mang reminded him, "Go up, why don't you follow the master's orders?"

Xi Yu: "The energy is exhausted."

Song Mang was surprised, "You still need to charge?"

Xi Yu: “Maybe.”

Song Mang looked at him suspiciously, "Why do I feel like you are lying to me?"

Xi Yu remained silent.

Song Mang felt that this guy might be dissatisfied with the dirty pipes, so she asked, "Can you fly a plane?"

Her change of topic was so sudden that Xi Yu was stunned for a moment, "What are you talking about?"

Song Mang did not explain, but put the chair back to its original position and stood there without moving.

She was rummaging through the storage space.

Yindie was still standing there broadcasting live, and Song Mang asked her, "Yindie, can you fly a plane?"

"Master, I don't know how to fly. I've only seen airplanes on my phone, but I've never ridden one." "Then I'll show you how to fly later."

Yindie was also stunned for a moment, then looked around, "Where is the plane here?"

The audience in the live broadcast room were originally marveling at the beauty of Xi Yu, the paper servant, and many people asked Song Mang where he bought the paper servant. At this moment, their attention was attracted by the airplane that Song Mang mentioned.

[Yes, yes, this mental hospital doesn't even have a helipad, where did the plane come from? ]

[What what what? Plane? Where is it? ]

Song Mang found a paper helicopter in the storage space, and then wrote his name and birth date on it with a cinnabar pen.

After finishing writing, Song Mang opened the window of the duty room and climbed out to the backyard of the hospital building.

At this moment, there was nothing strange outside the hospital.

Occasionally, one or two strange creatures passed by, and when they saw Song Mang, they did not come to trouble her. After all, they felt guilty about taking things from others. They had just taken a lot of paper money from Song Mang!

Song Mang came to the open space in the backyard and burned the paper helicopter for himself.

Soon, a huge, translucent netherworld plane appeared behind her.

audience:? ? ?
The weirdness passing by: ? ? ? !
Song Mang nodded with satisfaction when he saw the helicopter appear. "I've seen paper craftsmen burn mansions, sports cars, and yachts for themselves in the last days before. It turned out that I was right to stock up a little more!
If the Ghost Suppression Department doesn't arrange a villa for me, I can just burn one for myself. It might be even more luxurious than the one built by the Ghost Suppression Department!"

After the end of the world, many owners of funeral supply stores died at the hands of evil spirits, and the funeral supplies were snatched away by ghosts, so it was difficult for humans to buy them.

Find a paper craftsman and you may still have a chance to buy it.

But after the end of the world, paper craftsmen are extremely scarce and rare talents. It is very expensive to buy paper products from them, even more expensive than buying luxury goods before the end of the world!
Because many paper items can not only be used to bribe ghosts, but now they can be burned on yourself and can be used by humans!
As for why she didn’t have a fever just now?
Because she can't drive!
After Song Mang burned the helicopter, he was almost shocked by the strange things happening nearby.

Soon, the other weirdos in the hospital came out to watch the fun, staring at her helicopter in amazement.

Not to mention the audience watching the live broadcast, their heads were buzzing and they couldn't believe what was happening.

[No, how did she conjure up a helicopter out of thin air? Can this helicopter be flown?]

[She seemed to have made a paper helicopter, and after burning it to herself, the helicopter appeared! ]

[Oh my god, now I can just burn the paper and use it right away? Before the end of the world, there was a funeral supplies store downstairs from my house. I would have bought some if I had known!]

When Song Mang saw Xi Yu coming out, he said to him, "Do you know how to fly a helicopter?
If you can't fly, then I can only take the plane back, and you go climb the ventilation duct to help me find the way!"

Xi Yu looked at the Netherworld plane not far away with a strange expression. After a long while, he answered, "...Yes."

Song Mang opened the door of the helicopter and said, "Then come over and drive it. Drive it up and park it on the rooftop. We can go down to the fifth floor from the rooftop."

Xi Yu just stood there without moving.

Then Song Mang saw Xi Yu take out a mobile phone of the same model as hers, and with a serious face he clicked on a teaching video on how to take off a helicopter.

Song Mang: ???
No, are you learning it on the spot?
[Laughing Mouse, I thought Xi Yuzhen knew it, why is he learning it on the spot? ]

[He definitely can't fly. Look at the clothes he wears, they're the same as those of ancient people. He probably hasn't even seen a helicopter! I suggest that the rich lady hire me to fly a plane. I passed the test before the end of the world!]

[I heard the abacus above in the north. Forget it, let me do it! I'm a professional coach!]

[I still have some doubts. Can this plane fly? It's semi-transparent. Won't people fall out?]

The live broadcast room is full of barrages.

Many people wanted to help Song Mang fly the plane, but many people also questioned the safety of the Netherworld plane.

But not for long.

There was a roar of a helicopter taking off from the live broadcast room, and the plane took off!
　The data dropped so fast, I feel like no one is watching
　　Uncomfortable... (;￣O￣)
　　Then ask for a ticket.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)