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Chapter 326 Mary Sue's Deskmate Long Aotian (15)

"Ah."

Qingyao nodded nonchalantly and took a sip of the anthocyanin-scented tea.

"If you encounter a difficult problem that cannot be solved by ordinary means, just drop your blood on the seal and shout 'Where is the Qin army?'"

This childish rhetoric, as nonsensical as coaxing a child, made Xuanyuan Wudi's blood boil and he was deeply moved.

He grabbed Qingyao's slender hand and looked into those eyes that seemed calm but were extremely focused every time they looked at him.

“Yaoyao… the mountains and rivers can collapse, the sun and the moon can be destroyed, but you, I, Xuanyuan Wudi, will never let you down in this life!”

"Well, remember your words. I hope you won't regret it later."

Qingyao seemed to be thinking about something, and no one knew what she was thinking about, so she said this.

Xuanyuan Wudi made a solemn promise and even took the initiative to record a voice message and sent it to Qingyao as evidence.

When Qingyao was checking, she accidentally glanced at the newly added friend and saw that he had sent her a message.

The bright red dot aroused her obsessive-compulsive disorder, and her fingers were eager to destroy that little dot.

Xuanyuan Wudi noticed her hesitation and glanced at her in confusion, then saw that below his message, there was a person named "Qin Shi Huang" who sent a message to his young fiancée.

His eyelids jumped involuntarily, and he asked tentatively: "This Qin Shi Huang...could it be the adventure you had this time?"

Upon hearing this, Qingyao simply pulled Xuanyuan Wudi over to check together. Suddenly, the number of new messages increased from 1 to more than ten.

Xuanyuan Wudi's desire for control was well satisfied, and he was soothed like a lazy big cat.

He leaned closer to his little fiancée, who was in his heart and eyes, and smelled the sweet fragrance that had been haunting him. He felt a sense of satisfaction that his husband and wife were in harmony and treated each other equally.

However, when his eyes fixed on the content on the mobile phone, he was first surprised, then suspicious, and finally couldn't suppress laughter.

"Hahahaha... As expected of an emperor of all ages, you look at things from a different perspective!"

"Today's wealthy businessmen should really take a good look at the roar of the evil dragon from the First Emperor!"

"Hahahahaha..."

……

It was rare for Xuanyuan Wudi to laugh so happily. He ignored his heavy idol burden and leaned on Qingyao's shoulder.

This "big bird relying on a person" state is the state of the little thing that Qingyao is most familiar with. She habitually puts her arms around the other's thin waist.

As soon as you get it in your hand, you can feel the explosive power of that waist.

Xuanyuan Wudi was so froze by his fiancée's daring little action that his whole body froze. His back and waist tensed for a moment, but he immediately forced himself to relax and let the little hand go, wanting to see what she would do next.

Unfortunately, the owner of that hand seemed to have only a tiny bit of courage. After touching his waist, he dared not move anymore and just acted as a pillow obediently, without taking any further action.

This made him feel uneasy, thinking that his fiancée would really take advantage of him whenever she had the chance. It was obvious how hungry he was for him. His thoughts were stuck in that little hand that didn't move at all, and he felt so disappointed with her!
He was so cooperative, why did she just touch him?
After the anger, there is reflection.

Was it because he always had a stern face and seemed unkind, that made his fiancée misunderstand something and only dare to do such harmless little actions? Was she worried that if she crossed the line too far, it would cause his disgust and that he would get angry and leave, so she was satisfied with just touching him pitifully?

It is said that a man’s waist should not be touched. Does she think that being able to touch it is the greatest indulgence from him?
Thinking of this, Xuanyuan Wudi couldn't help but frown, feeling that the problem was not with his young fiancée, but with himself.

Xuanyuan Wudi had no experience in dealing with matters of this kind, so he picked up his phone and quickly edited a text message to send to the housekeeper.

In less than a moment, the housekeeper's message came in like a short essay.

Butler: Master, a woman’s courage is cultivated by her man.

Housekeeper: For example, a woman who is often the victim of domestic violence will only cower in a corner and cry even if she sees her husband going home with a strange woman, and she dare not even show an angry expression.

Housekeeper: For example, the lawless mistress who dares to bully the wife is also the result of the indulgence of the cheating husband.

Housekeeper: For example, if the husband treats his wife with cold violence, no matter how much the wife loves him, her love will always be worn away in every cold night.

Butler: So, Master, you must not commit domestic violence against the Madam, let alone use cold violence against her. Only sincerity can be exchanged for sincerity in this world.

Butler: You can't be so fearless just because you are loved. Be careful if you chase your wife, you will end up in the crematorium!

……

Xuanyuan Wudi: ...

Xuanyuan Wudi flipped through the pages speechlessly and found a new problem.

What is the Chasing Wife Crematorium?
When he sent a question, he unexpectedly received another short science essay from the butler, which opened up the conversation.

So... Xuanyuan Wudi hadn't yet recovered from the news that Qin Shihuang complained that the charging plugs for mobile phones and tablets were not compatible, and that the first thing he would do after restoring his country was to unify the currency, weights and measures, the wheel gauge, and the writing system, when he was shocked by the butler's short essay. For a moment, he actually wanted to seek help from the butler who loved to read all kinds of melodramatic novels!

Putting away his phone, Xuanyuan Wudi decided to solve the problem from the root. He put his arms around the slender waist that he had measured calmly before, lowered his head and grabbed the "crystal jelly" that he had long wanted to taste. After taking a quick taste, he found that it was as sweet and delicious as he had imagined!
Qingyao: ...

This behavior of being able to get close to someone at will is much bolder than the time when he pretended to be a pitiful little sesame dumpling.

In the past, he would only "bite" when he was forced into a corner, but this time he was laughing so hard that his heart was pounding?
I don’t understand what the little thing is thinking after his brain goes dark, especially the Long Aotian version whose brain becomes even worse after he turns evil.

Maybe he felt good about himself and thought that this was the kind of domineering and tyrannical attitude that a boss-level Long Aotian should have?

Qingyao, who had recently crammed two novels by Long Aotian, thought so.

Feeling that his little fiancée seemed a little inattentive, Xuanyuan Wudi thought she was frightened, and his anxious movements suddenly slowed down and became gentler.

Finally getting a response from the other party, a smile appeared in Xuanyuan Wudi's phoenix eyes.

It turned out that the sense of security he provided was not enough, so he let her go a little. Didn't she become bolder?

Xuanyuan Wudi cooperated patiently, gradually lost himself in the kiss, and became the one who almost lost control and made a fool of himself!
Xuanyuan Wudi, angry and humiliated, fled in panic!
After arriving home, her red face and slightly swollen lips were stared at again and again by the housekeeper, and from time to time, she could hear a suppressed and weird laugh.

Xuanyuan Wudi:!!!
With a "clang", the door of the study was closed tightly, blocking out all prying eyes, especially the old butler whose laughter sounded rather unserious. He became the first person that Xuanyuan Wudi had to guard against!
So what if I never kissed my young fiancée? (Pun intended!)

That's because his fiancée is so deeply in love with him that she can't help herself, can't help herself, love...

In short, in order to pamper his woman, he deliberately allowed her to do whatever she wanted to him, and her enthusiastic response was proof that she loved him too much (shock)!
snort!