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Chapter 161 [Is he a skewer?] (7200)

Chapter 156 [Is he a skewer?] (7200)

"...Shut the hell up!!"

Chen Yan was getting annoyed by Lin Xianyu's crying and shouting, and couldn't help but yell.

"...Hiccup!" Lin Xianyu looked up at Chen Yan with fear and grievance, trying to stop her crying, but she couldn't help but hiccup.

"..."

"..."

The two locked eyes. Chen Yan took a deep breath, trying to maintain his dignified expression, and said in a deep voice, "Don't make a fuss! Answer whatever I ask, and don't shout unless I ask... Also, stop crying!"

If you behave, I won't kill you!

“…Aww!” Lin Xianyu tried to widen her eyes. Her eyes rolled around, and a look of fear and grievance appeared on her face. She quickly got up from the ground, and after a moment of struggle and conflict in her eyes, she seemed to finally make up her mind.

Lin Xianyu said timidly, "I...I'll be obedient, I'm willing to listen...Don't worry, Immortal, I...I understand! I understand!"

As she spoke, she struggled to stay upright, slowly moving closer to Chen Yan and reaching out to hug his arm. Although her movements were somewhat clumsy, she still managed to pull Chen Yan's arm tightly into her embrace...

"Rest assured, Immortal, I understand, I understand!"

Chen Yan was stunned!

After a second of silence, Chen Yan forcefully pulled his arm away and took two steps back: "What are you doing!"

"I...I understand!" Lin Xianyu said somewhat flusteredly, "Didn't the immortal tell me to be obedient? I...I..."

You know nothing!
Chen Yan cursed inwardly.

"Your Excellency is radiant with divine grace, handsome and extraordinary, a man of exceptional talent and remarkable bearing... Though I am but a plain girl, I have fallen in love with you at first sight and am willing to serve you with my own body..."

Lin Xianyu spoke quickly, trying to get closer again.

"Get out of my way!"

Chen Yan shoved the female demon aside and pointed at her, shouting, "Stand still!"

"No! I truly want to serve you, willingly and wholeheartedly! I'm very obedient and well-behaved!"

Nonsense!!
Chen Yan rolled his eyes in anger.

What's with the look on your face, like you're about to be humiliated and die a heroic death, all while you're saying these things?!
No way! What the hell am I thinking?! I have absolutely no such thoughts!!
"Back up! Back up! Back up again! Back up again! Yes! Back up to the corner! Crouch down, hands behind your head!! Crouch there and don't move!"

"Immortal, do you like this... position?" Lin Xianyu squatted on the ground, holding her head, and blinked at Chen Yan.

"Get lost!" Chen Yan glared and shouted angrily.

Don't touch me, okay?! You smell awful, didn't you know you just peed all over yourself?!

After catching his breath, he sat back down on the sofa, then shifted his position, moving further away from the puddle on the floor.

How long have you been in this world?

"...I was brought into this world right after I was born."

"So how old are you this year?"

"sixty."

Chen Yan glanced at the female demon.

Sixty, that's retirement age!

I wonder what Lin Xianyu's fans would think if they knew that the Lin Xianyu who was posing and kicking her long white legs on stage was actually a sixty-year-old woman.

Have you ever killed anyone?

“Never!” Lin Xianyu cried, feeling wronged. “I have never dared to hurt anyone.”

Chen Yan nodded. He could tell this from the other party's aura. There was no murderous aura in the aura, so he should not have committed any killings.

"Then... have you done anything bad?"

Lin Xianyu blinked: "Does tax evasion count?"

"Fine!" Chen Yan glared, but then said, "Fine, but this matter is not under my jurisdiction."

Tax evasion... it's everywhere in the entertainment industry.

"Have you done anything else bad?"

"Uh, a dual contract?" Lin Xianyu continued blinking: "There were two movies before, the contract was for ten million, but I actually received thirty million under a different name."

"anything else?"

"And...money laundering? Overstating costs? Uh, let me think about it..."

"No! Wait a minute! These things are none of my business." Chen Yan sighed and stared at Lin Xianyu: "Have you ever used your cultivation to do anything bad?"

Lin Xianyu looked at Chen Yan timidly: "Bad thing...bad thing...is using cultivation to protect myself a bad thing?"

"Self-preservation...that depends on how well you manage to do it."

“When I first started out, a big shot wanted to sleep with me. He was stupid, fat, and greasy. How could I possibly be interested in him? So I used some tricks.”

Chen Yan glanced at the female demon: "What methods did you use? How did you do it?"

"That person was harassing me, so I cast some spells on him, um..." Lin Xianyu stammered, "making him have nightmares for many days in a row, bewitched by the nightmare spell... After having nightmares for a month, he, he, he..."

"What's wrong with him?" Chen Yan asked.

"He's gay. Now he's my best friend..."

Holy crap! Even Chen Yan couldn't help but feel a chill run down his spine after hearing that.

So vicious!
but……

Whether it's gay or not, this isn't too outrageous—it's standard practice in the entertainment industry.

"You know the art of charm?" Chen Yan asked the core question.

Watching Lin Xianyu's performance today, he felt a captivating power. Every gesture she made on stage exuded a compelling charm.

She's practically a succubus, the kind with a buff.

Her human form was originally of the alluring type, with top-notch looks and figure.

However, people have diverse aesthetic tastes; some may like her type, while others may not.

However, the art of seduction can forcibly erase this difference—even if you don't like Lin Xianyu's appearance, as long as you watch her performance and are captivated by her charm, you will develop a liking for her and be moved.

"You use this charm technique to navigate the entertainment industry, relying on this magic to enhance your allure and gain countless fans, which is how you achieved your current fame and popularity."

"Actually, it's not just the art of seduction..." Lin Xianyu said in a low voice, "The art of seduction is just my innate supernatural power. I also have a natal sachet, which is especially good at attracting males and stimulating their latent mating impulses. And, there is also the art of red eyes, which can influence the other person with my eyes. When we make eye contact, I can make the other person feel pity."

Yes, and also my supple body, which is also my innate supernatural ability. My body is very flexible, really very flexible, and it is easy for me to make all kinds of poses and dance moves, which can arouse the possessiveness of males.

I still have…

"Wait a minute! Wait a minute!" Chen Yan was stunned: "You... just how many innate divine abilities and innate divine abilities do you have?"

"Frequently used and infrequently used, passive skills and active skills... all added together, about four or five types."

Chen Yan was dumbfounded.

Four or five kinds?
For ordinary demon cultivators, it's already quite good if they have one innate divine ability—some demon cultivators with poor aptitude are even unable to awaken their own race's innate divine ability.

This Lin Xianyu actually has four or five types?!
"What kind of spirit are you? A fox spirit?" Chen Yan pondered for a moment: "Logically speaking, fox spirits should only know the art of bewitching, right..."

Lin Xianyu relaxed a bit at this moment and cautiously said, "I have a portion of the Enchanted Fox bloodline..."

"A portion? What does that mean?"

"I also have some of the bloodline of the Nine-Colored Deer, so I have a sachet that represents my destiny."

I also have some Red-Eyed Rabbit blood, which is why I awakened the Red-Eyed Eyes. My Soft Bone Body comes from a portion of my Tanuki blood…”

Chen Yan was stunned.

Co-authored…

You're a freak!

·
Looking at the top female idol squatting in the corner, Chen Yan sighed.

This female demon, her family must have had a very chaotic history!
"Don't you demon races have reproductive isolation between different races?" Chen Yan asked curiously.

“Yes.” Lin Xianyu nodded, then shook her head, “But my fox clan bloodline is said to come from the ancient fox demon king. Although the bloodline that passed down to me is extremely diluted, the demon king’s bloodline can break reproductive barriers, so…”

understood!

This so-called Demon Emperor is just like Zeus, the god of Greek mythology. He can have sex with any species and produce offspring after having sex with them.

Chen Yan questioned Lin Xianyu carefully for a while, and based on what he saw with his Qi Observation Technique, he finally made a judgment.

This cowardly female demon has never really done anything outrageous. Speaking of her timid nature, I wonder if it comes from her rabbit demon bloodline, or if she may also have some kind of rat demon bloodline.
Never mind, it's all a mess anyway. Who knows how much demon blood she has? She's definitely a mixed breed.

Her biggest problem is that she's using magic to profit in this world!

The key point is... she came into this world after she was born.

Essentially, she was born in the realm of domains, so she can be considered a being of the realm of domains!

They would be judged as outsiders by the natural order of this world.

They're illegal immigrants.

If it's like the old tortoise in Chen Yan's family that returned to its original state, then there's no problem... Those tortoises returned to their original state because their ancestors came to this world countless generations ago.

Gui Geng was also born in this world, but he never went to the realm.

Therefore, although Gui Geng is a demon cultivator, he has already been judged as a "native" by the Heavenly Dao of this world.

Therefore, although Gui Geng also cultivates and uses his cultivation to seek benefits in this world and seize some fortune, the Heavenly Dao will not pursue him.

This is called "the meat rots in its own pot".

But Lin Xianyu, an "illegal immigrant," uses magic to profit in this world, gaining fame and fortune, becoming a celebrity, and making a fortune...

This is how the fortune that should have belonged to the native inhabitants of this world was obtained.

The fortune generated by the Way of Heaven is not limitless!
Among the local natives, who took more or less is all internally determined.

But if it's occupied by illegal immigrants like Lin Xianyu—for every bit she takes, the natives will take less!
You take only a small amount; Heaven won't concern itself with such trivial matters.

But if you take too much, it will have a significant impact on the fortune of the natives, and Heaven will not tolerate it.

The Heavenly Dao of this world will seek retribution from the Heavenly Dao of the other realms, demanding compensation for the lost fortune—this was a principle that Su Yi had explained to Chen Yan.

The Border Patrol Division is responsible for resolving this issue.

How much does a top-tier celebrity like Lin Xianyu earn?

Leaving aside distant examples, let's just talk about a daily wage of 208 million...

Based on this estimate, how much of the world's fortune did Lin Xianyu steal?

These fortunes, if not for outsiders like Lin Xianyu coming to seize them, should have belonged to the natives of this world.

This is a violation of the heavenly law!
The simplest and most decisive thing to do is to kill Lin Xianyu with a single blow!
After physically destroying her, her life ended.

The portion of fortune she occupies will return to the Heavenly Way.

However, such methods of killing were too cruel and unnecessary. They hadn't committed murder or arson, so their crimes didn't warrant death.

Most importantly, the Patrol Division doesn't actually encourage this approach... If you insist on using cruel methods, it might have amazing results at first. But in the long run, it will definitely cause a strong backlash from the escapees who have come to this world!
Since you're going to kill me anyway, then I'll fight you to the death!

When the time comes, once one is found, a battle will ensue, and endless fighting will cause damage.

Those who flee the border will die, but won't the patrol officers also die?
Don't forget, in this world, the people sent by the Patrol Division will at most reach the Ascendant Realm!
Everyone is suppressed below the Celestial Realm! The Patrol Division does not have an overwhelming advantage in strength.

Therefore, the patrol department's policy is: those who commit heinous crimes, kill them!

For actions that are not too excessive, guidance should be the primary approach.

These principles were what the newly promoted team leader told Chen Yan when he was having dinner and drinks with Ouyang at "Little Penglai".

After drinking several bottles of baijiu, Ouyang told Chen Yan a very interesting example.

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"Why do you think that snake demon, who was imprisoned under the Thunder Tower, was suppressed for so many years back then?"
Do you really think the old monk was just jealous of other people's harmonious marriage? Why would a monk with nothing better to do want to ruin other people's love?

That snake demon had gone too far. She was a demon cultivator from another realm, using her own magic to profit from her family's medicine shop in this world.

You have magic powers and you're awesome, but you've gone too far. Patients are coming to your house for treatment and to buy medicine.

Are all the other pharmacies going to close down and starve to death?
Are all other pharmaceutical companies going out of business?
All the other families are locals!

A patient who was destined to die, whom the doctors of this world could not cure, but you have magic and you cure them... This is disrupting the natural order of lifespan allocation!

Each and every one of these incidents represents outsiders disrupting the natural order and balance of destiny in this world.

If not her, who should be arrested?
It was only because she had done good deeds and accumulated merit that she was not killed, but instead imprisoned under the tower.

Later, her son Xu Shilin became an official, and he was honest and upright, bringing benefits to the region, which earned him merit.

This can be considered an atoning effect for her sins. Once she has accumulated enough merit, she can be considered to have made a contribution to the world.

Those who make contributions are tacitly recognized by Heaven as having 'become citizens'. Once they become citizens, they are no longer illegal immigrants but natives.

So whatever she does is just rotting in the pot, and Heaven won't hold her accountable.

Only then did things have a somewhat acceptable ending.

When Ouyang uttered this theory to Chen Yan after drinking, Chen Yan was dumbfounded.

"Chen Yan, remember this: when we do this job, we can't just kill and suppress people. We need to have the right methods."

If you encounter someone who has committed heinous crimes, kill them!

If someone commits a crime but not one that warrants death, their cultivation can be abolished.

When encountering targets on a list who haven't committed any serious crimes, the focus should be on guiding them.

Ideally, one should enlighten the other person, encouraging them to do good deeds and accumulate merit in this world, so that they can eventually "become citizens"!
"Once we become naturalized citizens and become natives of this world, our problem will be solved once and for all!"

·
At this moment, Chen Yan recalled Ouyang's words from that day.

It must be said that he agreed with Ouyang's reasoning—but Ouyang's words were one thing, how could he have heard about Ouyang's actions from Lin Xianyu's mouth...

They readily exterminate entire demon families, cruelly slaughter and torture demons, using ruthless methods?
Hmm, there must be more to this than meets the eye.

Chen Yan suppressed his thoughts and looked at Lin Xianyu, who was squatting in the corner.

"You want to live, right?"

"Mmm mmm mmm!!!!" Lin Xianyu nodded frantically. This timid vixen had an extremely strong will to survive.

Chen Yan nodded: "The crime you committed was because..."

As he spoke, Chen Yan briefly recounted Lin Xianyu's crimes, explaining how she, as an outsider from another realm, used magic to profit in this world and seized its fortune.

Lin Xianyu's eyes widened; "But... I don't understand these things."

Why did you decide to become an artist and enter the entertainment industry in the first place?

"I..." Lin Xianyu said with a mournful face, "I want to make money."

Why do we need to make money?

"I want to eat something delicious," Lin Xianyu replied, looking down.

Chen Yan: ? ? ?
After a moment of surprise, Chen Yan frowned and said, "You are also a demon cultivator. Do you not have enough to eat while cultivating in the mountains? Hunting is within the normal food chain and will not violate any heavenly rules."

Even if you don't like living in seclusion in the mountains, if you come into the secular world, don't try to make a lot of money, don't seek the limelight, just be an ordinary person, do an ordinary job, you can still earn a living and live a peaceful life.

"I...I eat a lot, and there's not enough to eat in the mountains. Even if I came out here as an ordinary person, I wouldn't earn enough to eat." Lin Xianyu said with a mournful face, "I don't dare to steal or rob. Later, I saw that those celebrities earn a lot of money, and I thought, maybe I could do that too..."

But later, as I earned more and more money, I actually couldn't spend it all, but... I didn't understand that doing so was wrong.

Eat a lot?
"How much can you eat?" Chen Yan asked, then glanced at the dozen or so hamburgers on the table...

“I…” Lin Xianyu said in a low voice, “There is still a part of my bloodline that belongs to the Devouring Pig Demon clan…”

puff!
Looking at Lin Xianyu's delicate features and alluring beauty... are you fucking a pig demon?!

Chen Yan touched his forehead, and after a moment, he sighed.

"You...should donate to good deeds!"

"Huh?" Lin Xianyu looked up and stared blankly at Chen Yan.

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Lin Xianyu's annual income is now between 50 million and 100 million.

Upon hearing this income figure, Chen Yan gritted his teeth in frustration!
That's not all. In fact, this female demon doesn't have many hobbies besides eating. She doesn't have much enthusiasm for luxury goods or other enjoyments.

Well, from this perspective, her "foodie" persona is actually genuine.

She invested most of her earnings, buying houses, other assets, or other investments...

Then, the assets have been expanding rapidly in the past few years—which is equivalent to encroaching on the world's fortune!
This female demon's net worth has already exceeded 100 million, making her a standard billionaire.

The path Chen Yan laid out for her was very simple.

The wealth that has been seized should be returned.

donate!!

Lin Xianyu spends approximately two million yuan annually on food and drink...

"You can keep five million for yourself every year. That's enough for you to live comfortably. I won't interfere with your future work or life; you can continue in your current profession."

But besides the five million every year, you donate all the rest of the money!

If you donate all the wealth that doesn't belong to you, Heaven will have less ill will towards you.

Donating more will increase your merit. It's like accumulating points; once you've accumulated enough, you'll be accepted as one of the people by the Heavenly Dao of this world. At that point... whatever you do after that, our Inspection Division won't interfere.

Upon hearing this, Lin Xianyu looked at Chen Yan with surprise and delight: "Really? You're not going to kill me?"

"Yes, I won't kill them."

"So, do you want to sleep with me?"

"Get lost! I'm not interested in you!"

"Um, Immortal, can I really keep five million for food and drink every year? Can I continue to eat what I like? Can I just donate all the useless money that I don't need at all?"

Listen to this!

Money you don't need!
Useless money!

Chen Yan took a deep breath, suppressing his urge to slap this vixen to death: "Yes!"

"Okay!! I'll do whatever you say!!" Lin Xianyu excitedly got up from the ground, then crawled over and knelt in front of Chen Yan: "I am willing to obey the immortal's orders!"

Chen Yan thought for a moment and then suddenly said, "By the way, you'd better not donate money directly to those charitable organizations on the market."

That field is too murky. If you encounter a dishonest organization, you donate ten dollars, but who knows how many will actually reach those who need it? If you get scammed and the money ends up in the pockets of unscrupulous people, losing money isn't the worst part; the real problem is that you won't receive any merit.

When it comes to donating money and doing charity work, you'd better do it yourself. Go directly to the central and western parts of China, to the economically underdeveloped areas, and personally supervise the donations, including to schools…”

Lin Xianyu nodded repeatedly, like a chick pecking at rice, making sure he remembered it.

Chen Yan glanced thoughtfully at Lin Xianyu: "It's not that I'm asking you to keep donating like this forever... Once you've accumulated enough merit and become a native of this world... then you won't need to donate anymore. At that time, you won't be under the jurisdiction of our Inspection Division. At that time, your money will be yours to spend however you want."

Lin Xianyu waved her hand: "Money is useless except for buying good food. I wouldn't feel bad donating it."

Chen Yan suddenly felt a sense of empathy for the feelings of a famous Chinese TV host.

Mr. Sa, who was nicknamed "Heartbreaker" back then, probably felt this way when he saw a certain big shot speaking.

·
When Chen Yan left Lin Xianyu's room, he first called Ouyang outside.

"What's up now? Mission not going well? That vixen is violently resisting magic? You can't beat her? Don't worry! I'm coming all the way from Jinling to kill her!"

On the phone, Ouyang was furious, acting as if he were fiercely protecting his own.

Chen Yan took a deep breath: "The matter has been settled. I... I'll have her donate merit money, following the method you taught me last time."

"...Oh, she agreed?"

"Very compliant."

"That's good. Since everything went smoothly, you could have just reported this little thing to me when you got back. Why did you call me in the middle of the night?"

"I want to ask you something," Chen Yan said cautiously. "I've heard some rumors about you, team leader..."

"Me?" Ouyang seemed intrigued on the other end of the phone: "What are you talking about me about?"

"They say you act cruelly, readily wiping out entire families of demons, torturing and tormenting them, and are utterly inhuman..."

After a few seconds of silence on the other end of the phone, Ouyang suddenly roared.

"Who said that?! Who's slandering my reputation behind my back?! Tell me! I'll fucking kill him!!!"

·
A few minutes later……

"That nest of rabbit demons on Mount Yu? Those are just ordinary demons! They're rabbit demons! And not just one nest, but an entire clan!"

Do you even understand what a clan is?
When I first came into this world, there was only one pair of rabbit spirits! And good heavens, these things were incredibly prolific!! In just a few decades, do you know how many they had?

Four hundred and eighty? Ha! Either you misheard!! Or the person who spread the message made a mistake!
I'm telling you, I caught them myself! A total of 4,866 rabbit demons!
Rabbit demons are already incredibly prolific; they're just too damn fertile!
And these aren't ordinary rabbits, they're damn demons! Demons have huge appetites, almost as much as ordinary humans!

That Yushan Mountain is only about ten miles in circumference, and it's almost been eaten up by these thousands of rabbit demons!
The crops in the villages at the foot of the mountain have all been eaten!
If this isn't stopped, there's going to be a food crisis in the area! Those rabbit demons are going to eat everything people have to eat!
And who the hell said I killed that whole litter of rabbits?

What? Skinning?

Why would I skin a rabbit?
I took them back and delivered them to a rabbit fur processing plant so they could sell their own rabbit fur.

The rabbit demon has put its power into action, and its fur grows incredibly fast! Once it's trimmed, the fur grows back in just a few days, and the quality is excellent; it's a real money-maker to sell!

Then use the money you earn to buy food for them.

Well, it's not wrong to say I did surgery; I spayed/neutered the male rabbits from several of the most fertile branches..."

"And that turtle spirit, I don't like turtle soup! Why would I make soup with it!"
That was an old tortoise. It hadn't been cultivating properly, and its shell had gotten infected with bacteria. I helped it break its shell to save its life!

Should I throw it into the soup and cook it?
Nonsense! That's a medicinal bath! A medicinal bath! You know what a medicinal bath is, right?!

"The carp spirit of Taihu Lake?"
Holy crap, do you know how many fish and shrimp a carp spirit that's hundreds of years old eats every day? It's causing a decrease in the local fishermen's harvest!!
Fishermen near Taihu Lake make a living by catching whitefish and shrimp, which are local specialties of Taihu Lake. But this creature has eaten all the whitefish and shrimp in a nearby area. What are the fishermen going to do?
Scaling fish alive?

Yes, that's true, but I found a way to save it!
It's a fish demon that has cultivated for hundreds of years; its scales are of excellent quality, making them top-grade artifacts. Scraping them off and selling them will help repay the local fishermen for their losses!

Hearing this, Chen Yan was stunned for a moment before suddenly remembering a detail: "So... you dug out someone's fish bubbles and stomped on them on the ground to play with them?"

“I…I fucking…” Ouyang breathed heavily and said angrily, “Back when I was a newbie, my skills weren’t good enough. When I was scaling the fish, I accidentally cut open its belly.”

I figured since I'd already cut it open, I might as well remove the appendix!

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(End of this chapter)