You've become the warden, and you're telling me I'm an undercover agent?

Chapter 272: High-end goods from the Public Security Bureau (two in one)

"Snapped!"

Look at this snap of the fingers, it is loud and crisp.

Ikehira activates [Oracle].

The "waiter" disappeared from the sight of Yu Donglai and the two police officers.

At this time, they could only see Chi Ping in the room and Mang at the door.

"Is there something wrong?" Chi Ping was still wearing his daytime clothes and didn't look like he was about to sleep or rest.

At his feet, the mountain of flesh was carefully doing needlework, occasionally rubbing against Chi Ping's trouser legs.

In terms of Oracle alone, Chi Ping was still a step behind He Zhao. However, with the help of Justice, he had no problem dealing with Yu Donglai, who possessed B-rank abilities.

"Please check."

A police officer received it.

Chi Ping scratched his head, looking reluctant. Then he looked at Mang, who quickly stood up.

"No need to check!" she said immediately.

Yu Donglai and the two police officers were stunned by this scene.

Is it so blatant?

"Since I've officially guaranteed it, just come to me if there's any problem. I'm willing to take full responsibility." Mang walked between Chi Ping and Yu Donglai, blocking Chi Ping's figure, and said word by word:
"You can't check this person."

Although a strong dragon cannot defeat a local snake, Mang doesn't care at all.

As for Chi Ping, he just thought Mang was handsome.

He looked at Mang's slender and upright back with great interest, and the joy of watching the fun made the corners of his mouth almost grin from ear to ear.

But in Yu Donglai's eyes, this is completely relying on the power of others!

Immediately, his face darkened.

"Officer Mang, the inspection is in accordance with the provisions of the regulations for handling extraordinary events.

“My police officers have been talking to you nicely, and I have come all the way from the scene of the crime to show you the full respect.

"Considering that the incident has not been resolved yet, I still hope that you will focus on your work.

"There are some unpleasant things to say, but since we're all colleagues, there's no need for me to say them to your face."

Hearing the last sentence, Mang's eyebrows raised on the spot.

He seemed to be threatening himself?

"What's that bad? I'd like to hear it." This was said by Chi Ping.

This guy, when others want to check him, he just adds fuel to the fire, hoping that the world will not be in chaos.

Upon hearing this, Mang wanted to pinch Chi Ping's waist hard, and Yu Donglai's face became even uglier.

Simply raised his voice:

"Officer Mang, not only have you neglected your duties, you've also brought a friend of the opposite sex with you! For the sake of the greater good, I can tolerate this.

"But you refused to be checked, which is absolutely not acceptable." Yu Donglai pointed at Chi Ping again.

"That pretty boy behind you is laughing so wildly because of your indulgence!"

Pretty boy?
Chi Ping was stunned for a moment. It was the first time he was called a gigolo.

I actually felt like "he praised me for being handsome"!

This time, he smiled even more happily.

It’s not because he is heartless, but the meaning of a pretty boy is: he has no ability and relies on his good looks to curry favor with women.

But Chi Ping knew that he was not incompetent!
Just like in his previous life, when someone called Jack Ma a poor guy, he would just smile and not get angry.

However, the other meaning of the pretty boy is to actually praise Chi Ping for his good looks!
Although Chi Ping is not bad looking, he is still very happy to be praised.

Not to mention Chi Ping, even Lian Mang was stunned for a moment.

She felt a little embarrassed because in the words, she was the one who kept the gigolo.

Seeing the two of them like this, Yu Donglai was a little confused.

Why is it that after I scolded them, one of them laughed even more happily while the other one was a little shy?

Is it so shameless?

"Please be serious," Yu Donglai said with a stern face. "If you don't cooperate, we'll have to take coercive measures."

The compulsory measures were mainly aimed at Chi Ping, and the main purpose of the inspection was to confirm his identity and identify the deformed person. Mang's documents were enough to provide her with proof.

Mang wanted to say something else, but Chi Ping held her shoulder with one hand.

"It's okay to just check it out," Chi Ping said softly, "so the Director won't have to make the trip."

Mang was stunned. Since Chi Ping said it could be checked, she didn't object.

The reason why Chi Ping said this was because he noticed something was wrong with where the two police officers' gazes were fixed.

Unlike Yu Donglai, the other two officers' eyes mostly wandered around the room, seemingly searching for something, but after looking around, they still couldn't find what they were looking for.

Their condition gave Chi Ping a rough guess.

They must have discovered that there was something in the room, but they couldn't see it with the naked eye, so they searched repeatedly.

Where did the secret go wrong?

A bold idea suddenly popped up in Ikehira's mind, and he quietly lifted the [Oracle] status of one of the police officers.

Suddenly!
The police officer's gaze froze, stayed on the "waiter" for a moment, and then immediately moved away.

After that, he calmed down a lot. He didn't even report to Yu Donglai, but played the role of a "police officer" with a calm demeanor.

This is very interesting.

In the end, Chi Ping got into the police car. Including Yu Donglai's car, there were two cars from the Longchuan City Super Energy Bureau.

So Mang and Chi Ping each got into a police car. To facilitate the inspection, there was also a female police officer in the car that Mang was in.

Chi Ping and Yu Donglai, the two police officers who had lost sight of each other just now, happened to be driving a car each.

Before getting on the bus, Chi Ping joked with a police officer:

"The officer looks a lot like a friend of mine, Li Zhixin. Are you from the same family?"

The officer looked Chi Ping over and said nothing. Yu Donglai added, "Don't try to get close to me."

But when Mang heard the words "like Li Zhixin", his heart moved slightly.

When I looked at Chi Ping again, I saw him still joking: "I'm not a criminal, don't be so harsh on me."

Before he could finish his words, Chi Ping was pushed into Yu Donglai's car. Then, through the car window, Chi Ping gave Mang a big smile.

This means: be careful.

The town is not like the city, the residents here go to bed early.

After midnight, only a few scattered lights could be seen throughout the town. The roar of cars could be heard far away in the quiet town.

The cement road surface has been in disrepair for a long time and is occasionally bumpy.

The police officer in question was driving, with Chi Ping and Yu Donglai sitting in the back.

The former kept looking out the window. The frog sounds had stopped in October, but the cool breeze coming in made people feel refreshed and comfortable.

"What's the young man's name?" Yu Donglai asked Chi Ping.

"Ikehira," he answered. Outside the dark window, a long, thin line seemed to be floating.

"What year is it?" "689."

"Oh, the tail end of the 80s generation." Yu Donglai nodded thoughtfully: "Young people, with hands and feet, why would they want to do this?"

"Doing this" refers to Chi Pingbang, who is on the list and is a gigolo.

It seemed that he didn't say it explicitly in order to give Chi Ping some face.

But Chi Ping played a random reply:
“I have a bad stomach and want to eat something soft;
“My father loves gambling, and my mother is sick;

“My younger brother still has to study, and I’m new to this, so I’m not very familiar with it;
"My brothers and sisters are all counting on me. I've been running a business for a few years and have accumulated a lot of debts that I have to pay back with my own back."

The words of the foot masseuse from his past life came out like a jingle. He was also trying to reach out and smooth the black thread that was blowing in the wind outside the window.

Yu Donglai had prepared a lot of words, but Chi Ping choked them all back.

On Chi Ping's side, he just happened to touch a smooth, greasy thin thread.

It feels cold and a bit hard.

Chi Ping kept holding the string while the car drove for two or three minutes.

Is the line this long? Chi Ping wondered.

suddenly!

Yu Donglai suddenly pushed Chi Ping's head down, making the latter's body lower than the window.

In an instant, a bright light flashed in the darkness, and the top of the car was completely cut off by a sharp blade!

After the sharp blade passed by, Chi Ping quickly sat up and used a five-fingered steel fork to straighten his hair. In fact, he had ten thousand ways to dodge it, or even not dodge at all.

However, Yu Donglai's hand was already on his forehead, and considering that the other party wanted to save him, he cooperated a little.

The car was still zigzagging on the road, and Yu Donglai's face turned ugly.

Chi Ping pretended to be confused at the right moment: "What's wrong? What's wrong?"

The police officer sitting in the driver's seat has changed.

His eyes bulged out, and his entire head became an inverted triangle, with his eyes located at the two upper corners.

His body quickly shriveled up like a tuberculosis patient, becoming so skinny that he could no longer support the weight of his police uniform.

The biggest change was in his hands. From the elbows down, they were transformed into bloody blades, like sickles.

Combined with his head, it kind of looks like a praying mantis.

Chi Ping was stunned for a moment and stammered, "Knife, knife mantis?"

Now he knew what the black lines he was playing with were. They were two mantis tentacles floating out from the driver's window!

The car was still moving, but since no one stepped on the accelerator, the speed gradually slowed down.

Yu Donglai grabbed Chi Ping's shoulder with one hand, jumped out of the car!
With the physique of a B-class ability user, jumping out of a car was no problem. However, the deformed mantis also pounced on him!

Yu Donglai quickly pulled out the modified pistol from his waist and casually fired a few shots into the air. The huge recoil made Yu Donglai's hands tremble a little. The bullets turned in the air and flew straight towards the two huge eyes of the mantis!
Yu Donglai's ability can greatly improve the hit rate of flying props. Although it is only a B-level ability, it can already change the trajectory of bullets.

The deformed police officer only has D-level ability, and with the enhancement of the deformation, he can barely reach the C-level level.

After being shot in the head by Yu Donglai, Daolang fell to the ground staggeringly.

Yu Donglai fired a few more shots before stopping. He then looked at Chi Ping, who stood there motionless, his angular features outlined in the moonlight. It must be said, this guy really has the makings of a gigolo.

But, I was actually scared silly.

No wonder, even the new police officers would be surprised when they saw such a scene for the first time.

"It seems that Officer Mang has protected you very well?" Yu Donglai walked over and said.

"Ah?" Chi Ping turned around, his face suddenly changed.

All he could think about was: I just met someone I could easily communicate with, how come he got shot to death?

"After all, being a pretty boy only depends on your youth. I suggest you learn a skill while you are still young." Yu Donglai took out the walkie-talkie from his waist while persuading him. He tried to contact the car where Mang was.

The two cars could see each other at first, but as they drove on, the car in front disappeared.

The sound of electricity in the walkie-talkie seemed particularly noisy on the quiet street.

There was no response from the channel, so he used his cell phone to call other police officers, but got the same result.

Two people stood on the straight road. The rice had just been harvested in September, and only a few stalks of rice stalks remained in the rice fields on both sides of the road. The water had been drained, revealing the original appearance of the land, ugly and muddy.

The weather in the south has turned cold in October. It rained a few days ago, and when the wind blows, it brings a bone-chilling chill.

Chi Ping showed the fear and terror that a normal person would have, and asked Yu Donglai:
"What's next?"

"We can't go to the hospital anymore. Let's go to the police station to gather some help."

Generally, only cities and above have superpower bureaus, while county-level superpower stations are established. At the township level, superpower personnel usually work alongside ordinary police officers, and this level of unit is called a public security station.

Some of the members of the Super Power Bureau who came from Longchuan City were stationed at the public security station in the town.

The police car, with its roof chopped off, slowed down and crashed into a concrete utility pole. The hood was severely deformed, but it was still drivable.

But when you drive, the wind blows on your face, like someone is pressing your head back.

The buckle on the seatbelt had been chipped off, and the car kept beeping because the seatbelt was not fastened. Chi Ping tried to find a piece of broken glass in the car and put it in to stop the alarm.

But Yu Donglai was a hot-tempered old man. He smashed the car speakers with one punch, and then the whole world became quiet.

When the car arrived at the police station, there were only two or three people on duty.

Fortunately, Yu Donglai’s position was high enough that he could call everyone in the institute over with just one phone call.

The group of sleepy-eyed people were surprised when they saw the open-top police car. Fifteen people arrived one after another, all armed, but only two of them were D-level users.

Yu Donglai explained the whole story in a few words, and the police officers in the security station all looked unhappy.

Most of them were just there to get by. In this shabby place, the police were rarely called a few times a year, let alone extraordinary events, and now the extraordinary dangers were right in front of them.

Yu Donglai is an old criminal detective. Looking at the expressions of the crowd, he has a pretty good idea of what they are thinking.

His expression immediately turned grim. He pointed at Chi Ping and pointed at the police with his other hand, saying angrily:

"What are you guys like! A pretty boy can perform better than you!"

Fuck! Praising me again!
Chi Ping's face darkened and the vein on his forehead twitched.

Then, he scolded her for a long time, constantly using Chi Ping's little white face as an example, making everyone else lose face, and Chi Ping's face even more shameful.

Finally, he explained, "I'm going to find Officer Mang now. They don't know we're here for security. You guys guard the door and don't let the monster in."

Before leaving, he said to Chi Ping earnestly:
"I hope you understand. I'm saying this to you because I hope you can take a serious look at yourself and become a real man!"

As he said this, he patted Ikehira's shoulder and showed a rough smile.

I thank you.

Ikehira complained in his mind.

Soon, Yu Donglai drove out in a intact police car.

The other police officers heaved a sigh of relief upon seeing this, and immediately dropped their pretense of stiffness and respect;
They also took off their faces, and some even took off their limbs, revealing their hideous and wriggling fleshy whiskers.

The pot-bellied director, who had a huge mouth on his belly, and fourteen police officers surrounded Chi Ping.

"You guys say, should we start eating from the pretty boy's position first?"

The director's voice was shrill, and the lights in the room became dim, so dim that a group of moths were coveting the flesh and blood of the tiger.

"First." Chi Ping raised a finger and said, "Little White Face, just say it once. If you hear it again, it will sound like you are cursing.

"Second." Chi Ping laughed, a genuine, joyful laugh. His tone was filled with an irrepressible impulse: "This is a room full of high-end goods that can talk!"

(End of this chapter)