Now that we are reborn, who still wants to be an honest person?

Chapter 49: A Joke Teller
Dongwu Noodle House.

Zhao Xiaotong looked incredulous:
"You said you wanted to treat me to a meal, so you're just treating me to noodles?"

"You still have the nerve to say that a meal can end all grudges?"

"Even if you say that we can end our grudges with a single shot, I think that's more sincere than eating noodles."

The noodles came one after another.

Although Zhao Xiaotong thought the noodles tasted good.

But she still felt that Fang Zhou was too cruel to treat her with just a bowl of noodles.

The Ark is busy.

He is giving Yueyue some noodles.

Fang Zhou was speechless when he saw Pei Qingyao push the bowl of noodles, which was bigger than Yueyue's head, in front of Yueyue. It seemed that she was also a rough woman.

In his previous life, he often took care of his niece.

When it comes to taking care of children, Fang Zhou is quite experienced.

Find a small bowl, pick out some noodles from the big bowl so that they cool down faster, add some toppings and extra vegetables, and let Yueyue eat in small bites.

After finishing all this, Fang Zhou looked at Zhao Xiaotong:
"You have noodles to eat but you still despise them."

"Who knows that every grain of rice on the plate is the product of hard work? If you don't know this, do you want Yueyue to recite "Song of the Peasants" to you?"

"Don't think capitalists can look down on the food of ordinary people."

"Why are noodles not worthy of you?"

"Besides, I asked for two toppings for you, and eel paste. Xiaolong has to pay for the toppings himself."

"how."

"Will you be satisfied only if I arrange a full banquet for you?"

The secret to quarreling.

Occupy the moral high ground first.

Fang Zhou has already realized this.

really.

Fang Ark finished speaking.

The other diners all looked over here.

Seeing the strange looks from the people around him, Zhao Xiaotong could only give in, but he muttered to himself.

She is not picky about food.

But I have decided not to care about him destroying my innocence.

He actually wanted to get rid of it with just a bowl of noodles.

What a dog!
Fang Zhou slurped the noodles.

While saying:
"Stop mumbling."

"How about this, I'll tell you a joke, and then we can just get along with each other for the rest of the day?"

Zhao Xiaotong felt that he was too soft-hearted, and after hearing what Fang Zhou said, he actually agreed.

But we still have to maintain our dignity:

"If it's not funny, it doesn't count."

Fang Zhou nodded seriously:

"Don't worry, I'm the best at telling jokes."

"The hero of the story is called Xiao Shuai."

"Xiao Shuai went to the supermarket and stood in front of the oversized Band-Aid shelf for a long time, carefully comparing the performance of various styles, night use, day use, etc."

"The sales lady next to us went up to help."

"You bought it for your girlfriend?"

"No."

"Is that for your sister?"

"Xiao Shuai admitted frankly:"

"Neither. I want to use it myself."

"The sales lady stared at Xiao Shuai with wide eyes and was about to call security."

"Xiao Shuai explained why: 'The TV said that with it you can swim, skate, and play tennis, but I don't know how to do any of those.'"

After Fang Zhou finished speaking, there was silence all around.

Yueyue looked innocent.

Xiaolong looked confused.

Tang Tang blushed and lowered her head.

Pei Qingyao gave Fang Zhou a speechless look.

Only Zhao Xiaotong——

puff!
She was slurping noodles when she heard the joke and tried to laugh, but she choked. A long, thin noodle came out of her nostril, half hanging out.

The air solidified instantly.

At that moment, Zhao Xiaotong didn't know how to react.

Angry? Sad? Embarrassed?

She just knows.

If there was a crack in the ground, she would definitely want to crawl into it.

Everyone around was embarrassed to look at Zhao Xiaotong, including Pei Qingyao.

I deeply felt the social death of my friend.

Even Tang Tang could feel Zhao Xiaotong's embarrassment. Her eyes wandered and she didn't dare to look at Xiaotong, for fear that he would be too embarrassed.

Fang Zhou was a little shocked.

I really wanted to tease Zhao Xiaotong just now, but I didn't expect her to do this:
"Am I so funny?"

"How about you perform another one? I couldn't see it clearly."

Do people say it?
It's like this, and you're still heartbroken?
Zhao Xiaotong was extremely sad and angry. He stared at Fang Zhou and wished he could go up and chop him to death.

Yueyue clapped and cheered:

"Auntie Xiaotong, one more, one more."

Children's careless words can cause real harm. Zhao Xiaotong became anxious and a noodle spurted out of his other nostril.

Ark impressed:

"You come as soon as you say it, awesome."

……

Outside the noodle shop.

Zhao Xiaotong ran a long way away, crying and snotting.

His eyes are red.

Behind.

Pei Qingyao patted her back gently.

Seeing Fang Zhou escaping from the noodle shop, several people looked at him speechlessly, blaming this guy.

Even Tang Tang subconsciously took a step back when she looked at Fang Zhou.

Too bad!
Anyway, Tang Tang thinks so.

If I were as miserable as Zhao Xiaotong in public, I would really be dead.

Fang Zhou felt that he was quite innocent.

dinner.

And tell jokes.

In the end you couldn't hold it in, so you blame me?
Zhao Xiaozhen didn't have time to blame Fang Zhou at this moment. She had never been so embarrassed in her life.

Just now I saw everyone in the store looking at me in surprise.

Zhao Xiaozhen exploded on the spot.

"ark!"

"You bastard."

"It's all your fault. I will never forgive you."

Although he was shouting like that, Zhao Xiaozhen did not deliberately cause trouble for Fang Zhou while strolling around the scenic area.

Because she found that every time she argued with Fang Zhou, she never got the upper hand.

This made Fang Ark feel a little embarrassed.

It's hot.

He went to a nearby place to buy water for everyone.

When I came back, I saw a group of people gathered there, and there were sounds of pulling and shouting.

Fang Zhou frowned and ran over.

Then I saw the place where they had just rested.

Pei Qingyao, Zhao Xiaotong and a few others were arguing or quarreling with the other party. Pei Qingyao looked excited and was arguing with a couple in their thirties.

next to.

Yueyue protected her head with her hands.

A little boy who was taller and older than her reached out and pulled Yueyue's hair.

When they were coming here just now, Fang Zhou made a wreath for Yueyue using foxtail grass and small flowers on the roadside. Yueyue wore it on her head and it was so precious to her.

The wreath is beautifully made.

Along the way, many children showed envious expressions, and Yueyue was even more proud.

At this time the little boy was pulling the wreath.

The garland hooked Yueyue's hair.

Pei Qingyao grabbed the little boy's arm and asked him to let go, but the naughty kid must have been spoiled by his family and refused to let go.

The couple next to him should be his parents, holding Pei Qingyao's hand.

The scene was in chaos.

Fang Zhou frowned and walked forward to pinch the naughty kid's arm.

"what!"

A wailing sound.

The naughty kid let go immediately.

He covered the place where Fang Zhou pinched him with his hand, and saw it turn red.

The father of the naughty kid who had just pretended to mediate the fight immediately changed color and walked forward:
"You..."

As he said this, he reached out and grabbed Fang Zhou's collar.

Fang Zhou grabbed the opponent's arm and hit him with knees and elbows in one go.

In the blink of an eye.

The other person fell to the ground, covering his lower abdomen with his hands, his body curled up like a shrimp.

Fang Zhou has seen many people like this.

I wasn't here just now.

The couple simply saw that there were only women and children here, and there was also a boy who looked like a girl, so they didn't take it seriously.

My naughty child wants a Yueyue wreath.

I can't restrain myself.

The naughty kids started to snatch the things, and they just watched from the side.

All they thought was that the wreath was broken, so they should just apologize and at most pay some money. That way, their naughty child wouldn't want it anymore.

They are all children.

What else can the other party do?

This is also the reason why Pei Qingyao’s quarrel just now was fruitless.

In his previous life, Fang Zhou would never give in on this matter. Can't you take care of your own child? I'll take care of it for you.

Be called narrow-minded or extreme.

Travel through time for a while.

I am angry with you?

(End of this chapter)