This is what an immortal should be like

Chapter 259 A Little Joke

"We can find the genuine article later. Even this fake one is enough to provide great assistance. However, the world has changed significantly since then. I don't know if the Five Sacred Mountains are still the same, or if this True Form Map of the Five Sacred Mountains is still valid."

Xi Miao said this while blinking at Zhuang Lin.

Zhuang Lin was amused. He knew exactly what Xi Miao was thinking; she just wanted to go back to the modern world for a while.

There are so many novelties in modern times. Although Xi Miao is someone who can stay at home in her own area, this does not conflict with her strong curiosity.

Although the era of spiritual depletion can be frightening at times, there are many interesting things to do once you overcome that psychological barrier.

"That's good, we really should go and take a look!"

However, if Xi Miao was really curious about the modern world, she could have gone to see it by herself, but Zhuang Lin thought about it and didn't say it out loud.
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While Zhuang Lin and Xi Miao were studying the True Form Map of the Five Sacred Mountains at the Hidden Immortal Valley Academy, Liu Hongyu had already returned to his hometown in Zhonghai City for some time.

During this period, Liu Hongyu even had time to inspect the company and check on the filming progress of Zhou Xianglin's latest period drama.

At noon, Liu Hongyu sat alone in his CEO office, leaning back in his chair with his legs on the desk, his eyes glued to the computer screen watching a funny video.

"Hey"

Liu Hongyu sighed. How boring.

He thought that after appearing so many times, the Bureau of Investigation should have found out that Liu Hongyu was the president of the Liu Group.

If you said you didn't know before, now that Xiong Xuguang has been back for over a week, you must know by now.

They both have the same name, Liu Hongyu. Xiong Xuguang even has a photo. If you compare them, you can easily tell the difference, right?

Liu Hongyu watched the funny clips on the video, but perhaps because he was somewhat out of touch with society, he couldn't fully appreciate many of the jokes.

"Am I being too arrogant? Actually, the president of the Liu Group, what kind of celebrity is he that people would even think of?"

As he muttered to himself, Liu Hongyu thought about it more and more and it seemed more and more likely.

I'd become a laughingstock!
I've been waiting here for so many days, hoping the Bureau of Investigation would come directly to Liu's Group headquarters. Turns out I was just being clever?

He had confidently assured his master that he would surely receive the person.
"Doo-doo-doo."

The landline phone rang, and Liu Hongyu immediately stretched out his left leg and pressed the receiver. The receiver tilted up, spun twice in the air, and landed in his hand.

"Hello? News? Hmm? Master? Oh, okay, you and Senior Ximiao go ahead, I'll be home in a bit. Don't worry, I have plenty of clothes at home!"

Thinking it was news from the Bureau of Extraordinary Investigations, Liu Hongyu was surprised to find it was a call from his master. He immediately perked up and prepared to go home.

However, in reality, Zhuang Lin and Xi Miao had already arrived in Zhonghai when they made the phone call.

Above the Liu family villa in Haizhong Senshu, Xi Miao looked at the large green area with only one villa.

"That's it, hehe, this house does look prettier than usual, no wonder they're rich!"

Before Zhuang Lin could even react, Xi Miao vanished from the clouds in an instant, transforming into a gentle breeze.

In the Liu family's villa, the nanny, Lu Lijun, was carrying the dried bed sheets into the house. Although the villa had various facilities, sun drying was still her favorite method compared to using a dryer.

Liu Hongyu didn't like too many people, so he gave the other servants a day off in order to have some peace and quiet.

Just as Lu Lijun entered the room where the sheets and blankets were stored, a shadow seemed to flicker around her, which made her heart skip a beat. She immediately turned her head to look to the side, but everything seemed normal.

Just as she was about to relax after frowning, someone suddenly touched her waist. Lu Lijun realized something was wrong, immediately threw the folded bed sheet aside, and punched to the side.

"Crack~"

The punch made a crisp sound, but it still missed its mark.

Lu Lijun turned around abruptly but only saw a blurry shadow, which startled her again. Was it a person or a ghost?
In the past, Lu Lijun would never have believed in ghosts, but now that's a different story.

No, it's broad daylight! Even the boss said that the power of the yang energy is the nemesis of yin and evil.

"awesome!"

Xi Miao's praise made Lu Lijun even more alert, and she realized that the other party was definitely human. At this moment, the person had not yet turned around, and by listening to the sound to locate the person, the attack had already turned around in an instant.

With fists, palms, fingers, and feet, his attacks were fierce and swift, creating a gust of wind as he unleashed more than a dozen strikes in an instant, showcasing his martial arts skills to the fullest.

But the mysterious man was as fast as a ghost, dodging attacks with ease and even casually deflecting Lu Lijun's attacks. He would also get close to her from time to time, making her terrified.

With another palm strike, a faint red light emanated from Lu Lijun's fair hand, and she directly sensed the killing move from her heart.

Iron Palm!
"Whoosh~" The palm wind brought a whooshing sound, grazing Xi Miao's cheek and lifting a few strands of her hair. With a slight look of surprise, she grabbed Lu Lijun's wrist.

Li Lijun couldn't pull her hand away, but she finally got a better look at who the newcomer was. It turned out to be a woman, but she was even faster with her legs, kicking her left leg straight up to strike the woman's face.

How could Xi Miao be hurt by Lu Lijun? That fierce attack was like a dance to her. She held Lu Lijun's right wrist with one hand and grabbed her left calf as she kicked.

Then Xi Miao took the opportunity to lean in and pin Lu Lijun against the wall behind her.

A hand that had grabbed her right wrist also grabbed the attacking left hand, pressing them both upwards against the wall.

At this moment, Lu Lijun's left leg was still being held by Xi Miao, who pressed it into a split and pinned it to her shoulder.

A slight tightening in her chest caused the woman and Lu Lijun to press their chests together, creating an astonishingly large compression.
This was an extremely shameful position, yet no matter how much Lu Lijun struggled, she couldn't break free of the control.

"Who...who are you? Let me go!"

Lu Lijun was filled with shame and indignation, but the next moment she finally saw the person's face clearly. That beautiful face was now almost touching hers.

Even though they were both women, Lu Lijun was slightly taken aback by Xi Miao's appearance, especially when she saw those captivating eyes. She even briefly forgot their current posture.
Lu Lijun only woke up when she felt someone gently stroking her waist, but she couldn't muster any strength to struggle.

Xi Miao simply pressed herself against Lu Lijun, approaching her with a slight smile, and softly admired the face that was flushed red from the exertion and embarrassment.

"He's truly a feast for the eyes. I never imagined that Hongyu, with his thick eyebrows and big eyes, would be keeping a mistress... wait, no, that's not right."

Xi Miao sniffed lightly, then rubbed one leg up Lu Lijun's right leg, the only one standing on the ground. The sensation from that instant contact made the usually composed Lu Lijun scream.

"what--"

"Hahahahahaha"

Xi Miao immediately released Lu Lijun, slid back several steps, and kept laughing.

"She's charming, graceful, and lovely, yet still a virgin. Ah, it was just a joke, little sister, please don't take it to heart. If you're still angry, you're welcome to get revenge!"

Lu Lijun leaned against the wall, staring wide-eyed, one hand covering her chest and the other protecting her skirt, slightly out of breath as she looked at the woman in ancient costume in front of her.

Her beauty was otherworldly, like a fairy from a myth, but what just happened was... it felt like I had been molested!
Zhuang Lin, who had just landed in the villa's courtyard, only saw half of the journey and couldn't help but cover his forehead and eyes with his hands.

Alas! It seems my long-held suspicions have come true!
"who are you?"

Lu Lijun no longer dared to attack Xi Miao, knowing that she was no match for her, understanding that the other party might be related to the boss, or perhaps even being somewhat afraid of her.

"Ah, who am I? It seems Boyuan hasn't mentioned me to you. Oh, but you must know Master Zhuang, right?"

Xi Miao said this with a grin.

When Lu Lijun heard the name Boyuan, she took a moment to realize it was her boss's courtesy name. However, upon hearing "Master Zhuang," she immediately understood that this woman was indeed no ordinary person.

"What's wrong? Has some misunderstanding occurred?"

Zhuang Lin's voice came from the courtyard, and he walked into the villa gate. There was no way around it; it was best to pretend he hadn't seen what had just happened.

Xi Miao quickly smiled and explained a few words.

"It's nothing. I came down early and had a little misunderstanding with this little girl!"

Lu Lijun calmed herself down, looked at Zhuang Lin at the door, and quickly bowed to him.

"Has Master Zhuang known you've arrived?"

I just finished making a phone call.

No sooner had Zhuang Lin finished speaking than the villa's telephone rang. Lu Lijun hurriedly ran over to answer it, and sure enough, it was Liu Hongyu calling.

Upon hearing that Zhuang Lin and the others had already arrived, Liu Hongyu immediately rushed home.

In the Liu family's living room, Liu Hongyu listened to Zhuang Lin and Xi Miao's purpose for coming and was clearly very interested.

"Using the Five Sacred Mountains as a framework and constructing a defensive array, if the Great Yan Dynasty can provide assistance, things should go relatively smoothly!"

"We share the same thought!"

As they spoke, Lu Lijun brought milk tea, coffee, and snacks to the three of them, and when she got to Xi Miao's side, she subconsciously avoided her a little.

This made Xi Miao laugh again, and she even winked at Lu Lijun on purpose, but the latter remained expressionless.

(End of this chapter)