Longevity, starting from traveling and telling stories
Chapter 135: The Monkey King Marries
Chapter 135 A Chinese Odyssey Part Two: Cinderella
"First, this is a story, so it's bound to be a bit exaggerated. Second, time travel is extremely rare. If it were that easy, wouldn't it be a mess?" Ye Beixuan said. "Also, maybe there's a peerless hero who's traveled through time right before you, ready to marry you on a rainbow cloud."
"I don't believe it!" Then she softened her tone and asked, "What happened next?"
What happened later? You know what happened later! Ye Beixuan coughed lightly and continued aloud, "Zhizunbao, after digging up the Moonlight Box, the pit of the box suddenly generated a huge suction force, and Zhizunbao was sucked in and came to a mysterious place where a tight hoop curse was placed."
"What is the golden hoop?" Zhao Yunge asked again like a curious baby.
"This golden hoop! Once put on, it means that Zhizunbao will completely turn into Sun Wukong, and the love and affection in the human world will no longer have anything to do with him." Ye Beixuan then gave a long speech, explaining the function of the golden hoop, which made them reluctantly accept it.
Then he seemed to suddenly remember something and said, "Oh! That's right, there's also a stick that can be big or small, long or short."
After hearing what he said, all the bandits looked at their boss with ill intentions, even raising their eyebrows. Only Zhao Yunge looked confused like an idiot.
Ye Beixuan looked at their expressions and immediately realized that they were mistaken. He immediately scolded them, "What are you thinking? That's the golden cudgel, a magical weapon."
However, the bandits immediately burst into laughter.
"We know it's a magical weapon."
"Yes, we all know it's a magic weapon to deal with my sister-in-law."
"Hahahahahaha."
Zhao Yunge subconsciously thought to himself: What is the magic weapon that can be used to deal with me?
She had no idea that she had already taken on the role of sister-in-law.
"Hmm!" Ye Beixuan coughed lightly, not wanting the bandits to continue. He was afraid that if Zhao Yunge noticed, these bandits would be crippled if not dead. So he opened his mouth and asked, "What will be the fate of Bai Jingjing and Shisan Niang? How can Zhizunbao save them? To know what happens next, please listen to the next chapter."
The story of Pandora's Box ends here. The next part is "The Monkey King Gets Married", and Sun Wukong's true love Zixia will appear.
[Storytelling Level: LV4 (49000/100000)]
[Today's Storytelling Chapter 8: Extending Lifespan by Two Days, Strengthening the Three Schools of Buddhism, Demonism, and Taoism into Chaos Technique]
[A Chinese Odyssey: Moonlight Box Completion Reward: Moonlight Box]
[Moonlight Treasure Box: Immortal artifact, can travel through time and space. Disadvantage: cannot travel to a specific point, can only travel randomly, completely relying on luck. Can only be used once every hundred years, the activation method is currently unknown.]
Damn! This is a tightrope walk! Using it once every 100 years is understandable, but not being able to use it at a fixed location or randomly is too restrictive! This is a disposable item!
This is nothing. The most annoying thing is that the startup method is unknown. Do you want me to use it as a brick?
But on second thought, it's better than nothing, and it's also a chance for a Jedi counterattack.
"That's all?" Zhao Yunge was listening intently, and suddenly heard him say that it was all gone, with no follow-up. How could she not be angry?
The bandits nodded repeatedly, agreeing with the sister-in-law's statement.
Ye Beixuan stretched and said in a weak voice, "Look at the sky. Editing a story is a very tiring job and it consumes a lot of brain power. I want to eat something to replenish my energy. I'll talk about it tomorrow after I finish eating."
After saying that, he walked away without caring about the crowd's reaction.
Only then did everyone notice that it was almost dark and how time had passed so quickly.
"Even the way the boss walks is so handsome!"
"The boss said he wanted to eat some more. How about we catch some pheasants?"
"The boss has to deal with the eldest sister-in-law tonight, so he really needs to eat some more. Look how skinny he is."
"Hey! Why catch pheasants? Didn't the boss tell us in the story? We should do well in the promising career of bandits. I think we should go robbing to repay the boss." Sanpao suddenly seemed to have an idea and said with sudden enlightenment.
"Well, Sanpao makes sense."
Everyone thought Sanpao had become smarter.
Zhao Yunge's mind raced with thoughts. Suddenly, she slammed her fist on the table, startling everyone who had just been discussing the matter. They immediately turned around and looked at her in fear.
"I have something to do today. Don't touch these two rooms. Do you hear me?"
"I got it." The bandits hung their heads and watched Zhao Yunge walk away. Only after the two devils were gone did they breathe a sigh of relief.
It's getting late, on the other side.
On the top of the mountain, a bonfire was flickering, and a big bird was roasting on the fire. The fragrance of the bird went straight to people's heads.
But Ye Beixuan, not far away, had no appetite at all. He went up the mountain alone, fiddling with the Moonlight Box, not knowing what the activation spell was. Could it be the Paramita? That couldn't be possible!
He couldn't find a way to activate it, which kept him awake at night. How could he sleep with such a magical tool lying there, unable to use it? It was like knowing what numbers would come out in the Double Color Ball lottery, but not being in the mood to spend two dollars.
Suddenly, a shadow flashed by, and the roasted bird on the campfire disappeared. Only a beautiful girl was seen holding the hot bird and gnawing on it, nodding in admiration from time to time!
"My bird, you actually stole my bird." Ye Beixuan stood up and angrily accused Zhao Yunge, saying, "Why are you coming here so late instead of going home?"
"Uh!" Zhao Yunge, his mouth full of oil, put down the nearly finished roasted bird and said apologetically, "You said you were hungry earlier, so I went back to get you something to eat!"
"You know I'm hungry?"
"Hmm."
"Will you go back and get me something to eat?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah"
"These two purposes combined mean you're stealing my food?"
"But I smelled it so nice, I just couldn't help it!" Zhao Yunge pouted and said a little aggrievedly.
"Then what should I eat now?" Ye Beixuan said unhappily, "At least leave some for me!"
"Here! This is for you." Zhao Yunge took out a pill and handed it to Ye Beixuan, saying aggrievedly, "This is a tonic pill. You said you wanted to replenish yourself, so I stole it for you."
Then she began to introduce: "I heard from Elder Zhang of Danfeng before that this pill not only strengthens the body, but also replenishes essence and nourishes the kidneys. It is most suitable for you. Take one pill and you won't need to eat for many days."
I don't need it, why do I need to replenish my kidneys? It's always full online, okay! But Ye Beixuan thought about it and thought that eating one pill for many days without eating and strengthening the body was not unacceptable. It was better than nothing!
So he said in a gentle tone, "Really?" He took the pill from her hesitantly, but fortunately he was immune to all poisons and was not afraid of the poisonous medicine.
"Of course it's true!" Zhao Yunge saw him take the tonic pill, waved his hand in a good mood, and said: "Since the things have been delivered, I will leave first!" "Oh! By the way, the sequel of that story will continue tomorrow! This girl is waiting for you! And don't be lazy in practicing sword!" After speaking, Zhao Yunge flashed and went down the mountain.
Ye Beixuan shook his head. "I'm such a grown-up, but I'm still acting like a child. Am I the type to stop updating?" Besides, the way to open the Moonlight Box might be related to The Monkey King's Wedding. He had to try it himself.
Bang! Suddenly, a big fat rabbit hit a rock and died.
call out!
Hmm? Sit back and wait? Ye Beixuan was stunned. At the same time, he grabbed a big, fat rabbit with his five fingers. Since he couldn't eat the roasted bird, he might as well eat the roasted rabbit! As for the tonic pill? It would be a waste to eat it now.
The next day, the sun shines brightly.
Ye Beixuan was still half asleep when he heard the sound of sword chanting in the courtyard. He was so disturbed that he covered himself with the quilt and continued to sleep. However, the more he covered himself with the quilt, the more uncomfortable he felt. The sound seemed to penetrate into his forehead.
"Who is it?" He sat up and said in a confused tone, "It's so noisy."
Then he got up reluctantly, washed up, and opened the door. The scene before him suddenly opened up, and his eyes lit up.
What comes into view is a figure floating like white clouds in the sky, up and down, light and graceful.
The sword movements were delicate and soft, it turned out to be the Tingyu sword technique. The tip of the sword was like fine drizzle, and the movements were done in one go. Each move was so graceful that it made him a little dazed.
When Zhao Yunge saw Ye Beixuan open the door, he knew that his special way of waking him up had worked, so he immediately said, "Draw your sword."
Then, regardless of whether he agreed or not, he stabbed at him with a sword. Ye Beixuan had no choice but to draw his sword to block it.
On the plain, two people with the aura of gods faced each other with swords.
She turned gently, the azure sword light flashed, Ye Beixuan slightly turned sideways, and the two of them brushed past each other with their sleeves touching.
Zhao Yunge's hair, with its delicate fragrance, accidentally brushed across his cheek, bringing a slight itch. As their wrists turned, the golden and blue lights gradually intertwined until they got closer and closer. Their wrists accidentally touched each other, causing them to tremble slightly as if they were electrified.
The two people separated quickly in embarrassment, their sword moves began to intersect intentionally, their eyes began to meet and then awkwardly separate repeatedly, and the ambiguous atmosphere in the air suddenly became more intense.
Today's results were good. Zhao Yunge didn't mess around. Her sword moves became so coherent that even Ye Beixuan was a little surprised. He admired her in his heart! She is truly a genius.
After a long moment, Zhao Yunge seemed a little tired. She spun Yueshuang, and a round, blue sword shadow formed like a windmill. She inserted Yueshuang into the scabbard and said in one smooth movement, "Alright! Let's stop here for today. You've made great progress. Oh! No, it's because I, your senior sister, taught you well."
"." I was just praising her, but now she's so excited.
"Do you have anything else to say?" Ye Beixuan asked when he saw her expression suddenly change.
Then she suddenly squeezed her legs together, digging her five toes into the ground, placed her hands on her lower abdomen, and shook her body slightly, saying with an awkward expression, "Isn't it time for you to tell me a story? I still want to know about Supreme Treasure!"
"Uh" That's it? But Ye Beixuan thought again, this is related to the method of opening the Moonlight Box. It has to be said, otherwise it will be like a brick, with no use except to hit people.
"You go down the mountain and wait for me first. I'll be there as soon as I'm ready." Ye Beixuan said softly.
"Great!" Zhao Yunge was overjoyed upon seeing this, and she quickly went down the mountain. Her movements were still as awkward as before, but she was afraid that no one could appreciate her cute red face for the time being.
Ye Beixuan shook his head, turned around and went into the house to prepare. Actually, there was nothing to prepare, just wiped his face, drank some water, and took a rest. Simply put, it was - procrastination.
Feeling that he had delayed no longer, he stood up and closed the door. As soon as he went down the mountain, he saw Zhao Yunge directing the bandits to move this and that.
Seeing Ye Beixuan arrive, Zhao Yunge pointed at the bandits and said, "Okay, everyone, sit down and start listening to the story!"
"it is good"
The bandits sat in an orderly line like well-behaved students. It was obvious that they had been whipped by Zhao Yunge.
"Everything is ready, all we need is your mouth." Zhao Yunge said jokingly when he saw Ye Beixuan coming.
Looking at the bandits sitting neatly in a row and Zhao Yunge beside the table, Ye Beixuan glanced at the bandits who were eagerly waiting below the stage, and their expressions were as expectant as those of curious babies.
Ye Beixuan straightened his clothes, then slammed the gavel hard, making a crisp "pa" sound. The crisp sound instantly attracted everyone's attention.
After the whole room fell silent, Ye Beixuan coughed lightly and said, "Today, we continue yesterday's story. It's said that after Zhizunbao got the Moonlight Box, he unexpectedly discovered its ability to travel through time and space." (From "A Chinese Odyssey Part Two: Cinderella")
As he spoke, he picked up the gavel and slammed it hard. With a loud "bang", everyone was completely immersed in the story.
"That Supreme Treasure was originally just a bandit near the Spider Cave, but as if fate was playing a trick on him, he flew over with the Moonlight Box to save Bai Jingjing." Ye Beixuan spoke as he gently waved his folding fan. "The Moonlight Box emitted a dazzling red light and instantly sucked him away."
At this point, he pinched his nose, imitated the Zixia Fairy, held his breath in his throat, and said in a coquettish tone: "Fairy?"
"monster?"
"Thank you!"
On one hand, he imitated the Fairy Zixia vividly, and on the other hand, he imitated the funny appearance of Zhizunbao, which made Zhao Yunge and the bandits laugh uncontrollably.
Then he began to tell in a deep voice that Zixia and Qingxia were two souls in one body and they hurt each other.
When it comes to Zhizunbao's struggle to save his life, coupled with Ye Beixuan's various funny and repetitive performances, everyone can't stop laughing.
When talking about how Supreme Treasure accidentally pulled out the Purple Sword, Ye Beixuan's eyes showed happiness, as if it were real.
A figure suddenly appeared in Zhao Yunge's mind. Could this story be written for me? He pulled out Riyuan, who was paired with Yueshuang. Could it be that he is the one I love?
"This marriage is the greatest arrangement made by God! Then let's all start this relationship right away!" A slightly rough and "cute" voice brought Zhao Yunge back to his senses. It was obvious that Ye Beixuan was imitating the tone of Fairy Zixia.
"Okay, let's start right away!" Ye Beixuan walked quickly to the other side, and immediately changed his voice. He imitated Zhizunbao in a rough voice, and began to speak perfunctorily in the Zhizunbao's tone.
"What a scumbag!"
"Humph! That scumbag must die a miserable death."
The bandits off the field were already starting to feel indignant, and Zhao Yunge had already clenched his fists.
"Then kiss me." Ye Beixuan turned around again and said like Fairy Zixia, completely ignoring the reactions of the audience. After all, he was used to it.
"Then you can offer it to me proactively." Having said that, Ye Beixuan took the folding fan as Zixia, and prepared to think of the folding fan as Li Xianglian in his heart and kiss the folding fan.
Just as Ye Beixuan pursed his lips and closed his eyes, preparing to kiss her, suddenly, the folding fan in his hand was pushed aside, and a scorching breath hit him. He opened his eyes suddenly and found Zhao Yunge in front of him. He was startled and subconsciously pushed her away in panic, just like Zhizunbao pushed Zixia away.
(End of this chapter)
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