My 1978 Hotel

Chapter 46 Eel Blood, Four-legged Fish

"Stir-fry or braise?"

"How about stir-frying it, it will be more fragrant and chewy."

"Okay, make the fire bigger."

Wu Tong and Qin Yue rolled their eyes. They'd agreed to use eel blood to attract bats, but the bats didn't show up, and you're eating them. "Don't you want to see if there are any bats outside?"

"I've been waiting for a long time but nothing happened. I can't leave these eels alone in this hot weather. I have to deal with them first."

"Processing, stir-frying?"

Wu Tong was speechless. Never mind, he just ignored these guys. "But it smells really good."

"That's not."

Li Fengpo was a little proud. "My cooking skills have improved a lot."

“Is it okay to add more chili?”

"Add more."

Qin Yue said with a smile. "We can eat spicy food."

"Well."

Thankfully, I brought plenty of seasonings this time, otherwise the pheasant, rabbit, and eel would have all been wasted. "Bring some hot pot ingredients back later, and some wild boar meat to try."

"Why don't you come over when you have time?"

"Don't try to lie to us."

Wu Tong and Qin Yue rolled their eyes at the same time. They would never come in this life, not the next. The promotion was good, the river view room, natural pollution-free, fresh air, all bullshit.

"It's a pity."

Li Feng said with a smile, "In autumn and winter, we go into the mountains to hunt."

"Hunting, little rabbits, little chickens, little pigs are so cute, you are so cruel."

"Yes Yes Yes."

Li Feng was speechless. “Yesterday we stewed rabbit, today we roasted pheasant. You two ate the most, and you still have the nerve to say that.”

"Why don't you go out and see if the bats have come?" Wu Yue and the others didn't dare to go out. Bats were so scary.

"No movement, why go out, it's a waste of time, wait a little longer."

Li Feng went to the kitchen while talking and stir-fried some yellow eel slices. Not to mention the delicious smell, he also added some corn cakes. The sieved cornmeal was actually quite easy to eat.

"fragrant."

"That's not."

The corn cake is soaked in soup on one end and crispy on the other. It is topped with spicy eel slices and is absolutely delicious.

"Listen quickly."

Just as he was eating comfortably, Gao suddenly sat up.

"bat?"

"Let's go and take a look."

Li Feng put down the corn cake. "Bats, you're finally here. We've been waiting for you for so long!" They cautiously looked out the window at the large tree not far from the door. "Hey, that's not right. What's that thing on the ground with those bright eyes?"

"Nima."

Li Feng slapped his thigh. "Weasel, damn, we didn't attract the bats, how did we get this thing here?"

"I'll get the gun."

"Huang Xian?"

"What Huangxian, Huangpizi."

"No, it's cute."

Wu Tong came over at some point. "Li Feng, why don't we try to catch it alive? It looks like fun."

"Stop it."

Raising a weasel is a joke. Do you think you are the Maitreya Buddha? This thing is not easy to raise. It is best to kill it. It actually came to steal our eel blood, which will attract bats. "Well, the experiment failed."

"The bats didn't come, so why did this thing come?"

"It seems that relying on eel blood to attract bats is not very reliable now."

Li Feng and the others sighed helplessly as they watched the weasel licking the eel's blood. "We should go back and get some carbon disulfide. White phosphorus is more reliable."

"It would be nice if we could catch a few hedgehogs."

Gao Jue whispered, "Actually, a newborn mouse would work too. Use a needle to sew it into the ribbon. It'd be pretty scary at night."

"You can try it."

Li Feng said with a smile. "I'll bring a fishing rod back later and use the fishing line to send it into the Han Wang family's yard. Hehe, after scaring them, I'll take it back and there won't be any evidence left."

"You are bad."

Wu Tong patted Li Feng. "But I like it."

"Take a picture later, and we won't come over."

Wu Tong thought, no matter how much you talk, I will never come here again in this life. "Take a picture, okay."

Li Feng slapped his forehead and thought to himself, I brought two cameras, but I didn't bring one. I don't know what happened. Logically, one person can bring three of the same item.

"Squeak."

"besides?"

The eel blood didn't attract bats, but weasels came one after another. Could there be weasel nests around here? No wonder Mingliang said he was fishing for weasels. It turns out there are so many of these things around.

"You said we should get a net and catch a bunch of these at once."

Li Feng pointed to a group of weasels gathered under a tree. He didn't know if he could keep these creatures if he caught them. Besides, summer vacation was almost here, so if he could keep the small animals in the B&B, it would probably attract some children.

"I'm afraid an ordinary net may not be able to catch it." Gao Ju was not interested in weasels.

"If we use a meat hook net, it will definitely be fine."

"Boss Gao, let's forget about that."

The kind of net with iron hooks is too harmful to the environment. Li Feng really doesn't like to use it. This thing is like using a battery to electrocute fish, which is a bit too much.

"forget it."

This thing farts and stinks, so I'd better not do it. Now that my B&B is closed, I won't be afraid to make up for it later. "Okay, okay, let's eat our own food. With this thing here, even if there are bats, they won't dare to approach."

"Then our eel blood experiment has failed."

"Hahahaha, total failure."

It was a rare moment of happiness for Wu Tong and Qin Yue. These past few days had been like hell on earth. It was too brutal. They hadn't done as much work in the past two days as they had in more than 20 years. And it was work they had never imagined before. They were really exhausted.

I don’t know if I will be depressed after returning. Wu Tong and Qin Yue have agreed that the first thing they will do after returning is to beat up Li Muchen, the bastard. As for the person they like, go to hell with you, I don’t want him anymore.

Of course, Li Muchen didn’t know all this. Even if he knew, he would probably be happy. He finally got rid of Wu Tong’s pursuit. Thank God and thank Boss Li Feng.

"Cough cough cough."

Li Feng coughed a few times and said, "Everyone, don't worry about those weasels. Let's eat ours while it's hot."

"Yeah."

Gao Ju was also quite embarrassed. It was his idea, but unfortunately, it didn't work out. Hearsay really shouldn't be taken seriously. They tossed and turned until after ten o'clock before going to bed. Li Feng got up early in the morning to continue militia training.

Li Muchen continued to carry manure with Wu Tong and Qin Yue. Yes, carry manure. Fortunately, this time it was soil fertilizer, and they used a winnowing basket to carry it. A load of forty or fifty kilograms was not too heavy.

"Oh, I'm so exhausted."

Wu Tong and Qin Yue's backs ached and their shoulders were swollen from the day's work, but they finally had some relief. They could pack up and go home in the evening. "Finally, I can go home. When I get home, I'm going to sleep, eat, and have fun for three days."

"Me too."

As for Hanjiabao, I will never come here in my eight lifetimes, and I will never go to Li Feng’s B&B in this lifetime.

"Wash your hands and eat."

"coming."

Wu Tong and Qin Yue were not used to eating steamed corn bread at first, and now they were starving. They could not bear the thought of eating steamed corn bread made of sifted corn flour, and they could eat it even without sifting it. They were so hungry. It was the first time they felt hungry since they were young.

Three meals a day are not enough. I don’t know if I will gain weight when I go back this time. It’s scary to think about it. It’s really a hell on earth and not a place for people to stay.

"Are you still doing the eel blood experiment tonight?"

"Let's see if there are any eels first."

Li Feng said, "After all, we won't be back until the latter half of the night. We can't just sit there and do nothing in the first half of the night."

"Actually, you can go back tomorrow night."

"No."

Just kidding, Wu Tong and Qin Yue wouldn't want to do it for even one second. They would get tanned, gain weight, and their skin would become rough, worn out, and injured. It was too horrible.

"OK then."

Next time there are girls, Li Feng really needs to think about it. It's too difficult. He has been coaxing and scaring the two of them to work these days, and it's finally over. After eating and cleaning up, Li Feng looked at the time. It was almost eight o'clock.

Most of the families in Hanjiaba were asleep, and it was quiet outside.

"Dong dong dong."

"They said these guys wouldn't come today."

Li Feng stood up and opened the door with a smile. Sure enough, it was Han Mingliang and others who opened the door.

"This is what you are doing?"

What's going on? Why is there a shelf covered with leaves? "What's wrong? Who's injured?"

"Uncle, no one is hurt."

Several people grunted as they lowered the wooden rack. "Uncle, look, it's a four-legged fish."

"Four-legged fish?"

Han Mingliang and the others removed the leaves, and Li Feng saw clearly that it was a giant salamander. "Holy crap, a giant salamander?"

Damn, he is really a fool. Everyone who heard the noise came out.

(End of this chapter)