The first dish ever

Chapter 170 Four

The first dish in history (beauty studio)

Author: Wang Xiaobu

Volume 170, The Most Sturdy in History Chapter [-] [-] The General Difficultly Steps Down

"Boy, you don't know how to respect the teacher, okay! I'll go to the principal now!" Yan ### angrily threw the textbook on the podium, pointed at Wang Huai with trembling fingers and said, "I want the principal to fire you! "

"Respect teachers? Of course I understand! That's what my elementary school teacher taught me!" Wang Huai folded his hands on his chest and said unhurriedly: "But don't forget, there is If you don’t respect me, why should I respect you? Even if there is a mistake, it’s your fault first, so why should the principal fire me?”

Yan ### I didn’t expect Wang Huai to argue, and he said angrily: “When did I disrespect you? As your teacher, what’s wrong with you? Which sentence did I say wrong?”

"Report-report-teacher!" Xiaodouzi raised his hand in a long voice, then stood up and said, "Mr. Yan, have you forgotten that you used the word "scumbag" to describe Wang Huai before?" Classmate, although you did not name him at the time, everyone knew that you were mirroring him. As a glorious people's teacher, do you have the right to use such words to describe your students? If we are all good children, Smart children, do you still need to teach, isn’t quality education the basic principle for you as a teacher?”

Xiaodouzi's call left Yan ### speechless, Wang Huai gave a thumbs up, and whispered to Xiaodouzi: "Man, you are so loyal!" Xiaodouzi smiled at Wang Huai, and then sit down.

Yan ### Annoyed that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, of course he knows who the two guys who contradicted him are. The two come from the same school, the same city, one is through the back door, the other is through the back door to add ideas, The two of them are of the same breed, if they were students with good grades, maybe Yan### would be able to forgive such contradicting generously, but how could he be reconciled to these coming from the mouths of the two worst students?

"Okay, I admit that I shouldn't belittle you with such words!" Yan ### gritted his teeth and said: "But! You ignore the classroom discipline, not only sleep, but also affect other students, how to calculate this account? "

The person who took pleasure in other's misfortunes was none other than Bao Ernai, the deputy class monitor. He happily crossed his legs and leaned on the desk, as if he had seen Wang Huai being expelled from school with his schoolbag on his back.

Let me add, this Bao Ernai has two big brothers, one is inside the school and the other is outside the school. The rogue of the scoop, the addition is complete.

Wang Huai shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "It is indeed my fault that it affects the students in class. I really want to apply for corresponding punishment, but it seems that the Ministry of Education strictly orders students to be punished physically. Besides, you are always so old. Now, of course I won’t fight back if I fight with me, because I’m afraid that you will accidentally flash your back! Otherwise, you will always ask me a few questions, and if I can answer them, the incident just now will be written off. If I lose, I invite you to run ten laps on the playground, how about that?"

"Twenty laps!" Yan ### stretched out two fingers.

"Thirty laps!" Wang Huai said with a smile.

"Deal!" Yan### readily agreed.

Xiaodouzi tugged at the corner of Wang Huai's clothes and said in a low voice, "Boss, you are crazy. Ten laps is 4000 meters, twenty laps is 8000 meters, and thirty laps is 1 meters. You can bear it." ?"

When I was in high school, the school’s playground was a standard 400-meter lap. At that time, Wang Huai ran three laps at most, and he had to take a long time to recover after stopping. Every time he took physical education class, he tested 1000 meters. He is the bottom one.

In Xiaodouzi's words, I won't compete with you for the last place in this event. I passed in 3 minutes and 40 seconds. It's been 5 minutes. You are more than 100 meters away from the finish line. My body can run 3 minutes and 38 seconds. Seconds of good grades, I really have no face to join forces with you!

The smile on Yan###'s face was a wretched one, and he said in his heart: "You, a student with extremely poor grades, actually asked me to give you a test. I have studied ancient literature for decades, and I just made an ancient essay or an ancient essay." Poetry is used as the topic, you have to be dumbfounded, just wait and run 1 kilometers, and see if you dare to contradict me in the future! Ha ha!"

Xiaodouzi couldn't help but began to pray for Wang Huai in his heart. In the teacher's mind, he also belonged to the naughty type of student, but whenever he was in class, he would always pretend to be a good boy, for fear of offending anyone who would not be offended. The teacher who got up, this is the first time Xiaodouzi saw that the boss dared to do this with the teacher. In the past, he just flirted with the thin-skinned female teacher.

"Brother, when you run around in a while, my buddy will bring you water to drink!" Xiaodouzi said very loyally.

"Go and play!" Wang Huai didn't appreciate it at all, he gave Xiaodouzi a hard look and said, "Are you so sure that I will lose?"

Xiaodouzi curled his lips, shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands, and made a determined expression. He almost made Wang Huai half dead, how dare he look down on you and me?Fortunately, boy, wait and see? !

Yan ### had a playful expression on his face, and asked with a smile: "Student Wang Huai, are you ready? If not, I can allow you to double the books, or apologize to me, maybe I will show kindness and save you from running around!"

"Ah? I thought it had already started!" Wang Huai said with a grin.

"You are so arrogant!" Yan### gave Wang Huai a hard look and said, "Teacher, let's see that your academic performance is not very good, so I won't give too difficult exam questions, so as to save others from criticizing me." bully you!"

"Haha! Then I won't thank you, I'll just listen here!" Wang Huai clasped his ears, still acting like a fool.

"Then let's talk about the poem, I will write the first sentence, and you will write the next sentence!" Yan### raised his head, shaking his head and said: "When will the blue sky and moon come, I will stop the cup and ask, that's all, you Let's get to the next sentence!"

Yan### After finishing the question, the whole class frowned, showing how difficult it was, except for Ruan Jinhong, who smiled and said to herself: "I knew how to recite this poem before I was ten years old. "

Ruan Jinhong couldn't help but glanced at Wang Huai, shook her head, and said inwardly, "He probably won't be able to recite the following content. This poem is really uncommon for college students in the past!" But.Ruan Jinhong immediately knew that her judgment was wrong.

"People can't climb the bright moon, but the moon walks with people." Wang Huai took the next sentence without thinking, and also said the source of this poem: "Li Bai's "Ask the Moon with Wine", there are 8 sentences in total. 112 characters, if Teacher Yan is interested, I can also read the following six sentences!"

Yan###'s face changed slightly, and he narrowed his eyes and said: "No need, let's start the next question! Listen up, the mountain is full of red flowers, and the spring water of the Shujiang River beats the mountain stream."

A group of students began to whisper to each other again, none of them had heard of this poem, except Ruan Jinhong, but she also took a breath, compared with the poem by Li Bai just now, this poem is even more uncommon.

"The bonus is easy to decline like a good mood, and the flow of water is like a deep sorrow. Liu Yuxi's "Bamboo Branch Ci"!" Wang Huai answered quickly, and even shook his eyebrows proudly at Yan###, which means, this is also Too pediatric, can't you get some six or seven year olds?It's completely provocative.

The whole class was amazed. Many of them were interested in ancient poems, but they didn't know anything about these two poems. If the first time was a ignorance, what about the second one, could it be luck?

Yan###'s complexion became even uglier. He didn't expect that this poor student could match two poems in succession. He took a deep breath, narrowed his eyes and said, "The last one, if you get it right, Even if you win! Listen carefully, ask what love is in the world, and teach life and death directly..."

"Plop..." Several students fell to the ground together, and such a classic sentence can be said from the mouth of an old pedant, it is really thunderous!Everyone is familiar with the first two sentences of this poem, but there are not many who can say the content behind it. (Salute to Mr. Jin Yong)

Wang Huai smiled slightly, shook his eyebrows and said: "This poem is "Touching Fish-Yanqiu Ci" written by Jin Renyuan Haowen. What is the ultimate love? It depends on the philosophy of life beyond enlightenment. The content is as follows:

Ask what love is in the world, and teach life and death.

There are two flying passengers from the north to the south, and the old wings return to the cold and heat a few times.

Have fun, parting hard, you will be more idiots.

You should have something to say, there are thousands of miles of stratus clouds, thousands of mountains and snow at dusk, who is only shadowed.

Hengfen Road, the loneliness of Xiaogu, the wasteful smoke is still calm.

Why is it time to call upon the soul? The mountain ghost cries secretly.

The sky is also jealous, and the Yinger swallows are all loess.

Through the ages and ages, in order to keep it for the poets, they sang and drank wildly, and visited Yanqiu. "

"Papa...wow..."

As soon as Wang Huai's recitation finished, Xiaodouzi took the lead in applauding, and the students present couldn't help responding, followed by warm applause, and Liu Erhu, who has always been good and honest, even shouted loudly.

Yan###'s face was livid, and he could only say resentfully: "This classmate, sit down! But I still want to tell you, this is a classroom, please pay attention to the lecture, and don't affect other people."

Wang Huai had a look of joy after victory, and Xiaodouzi once again gave Wang Huai a thumbs up, but Wang Huai didn't notice that two completely different eyes shot at him, and a resentful one came from the deputy squad leader Bao Ernai. , and the other one is full of interest, from the big beauty Ruan Jinhong.

Although Wang Huai won, but Wang Huai had the idea of ​​killing them all, as the saying goes: call him sick, kill him!Wang Huai did not sit down, but asked: "There is a poem, the students only know its content, but they don't know its name, let alone who wrote it, so please teach me, the content is as follows:

When a man kills, he kills without mercy.The immortal karma of Qianqiu is all in murder.

In the past, there was a handsome man with a strong sense of loyalty.Yazi kills people, and his body is lighter than a feather.

There are heroes and tyrants, killing people like hemp, galloping around the world, only bragging about swords and guns.

If you want to look for this kind of thing, you will be fishing for the shadow of the moon in vain.

Don't you see, Confucianism has swarmed up strong men to die, and Shenzhou has since praised benevolence and righteousness.

Once the barbarians were in chaos in the Central Plains, the scholars rushed to the cowards and wept.

I want to learn from the ancient style and revive my heroic spirit.Fame is the same as dung, and those who disdain the benevolent ridicule.

Wearing a sharp iron sword on his body, he can kill people when he is angry.Cutting shares and drinking, chatting and laughing.

It takes ten weeks to kill an enemy thousands of miles away.Dedicated to Zhutian Guangyu, and Jieming Mingqing.

Going out of the west gate, Mu Ti turned his head back.Tired and sleepy, the battle horn suddenly blows.

Ximen leaves his mother, the mother is not sad for the child.The body promises historical events, and the man will never return.

In the fighting world, the Yin Court was terribly frightened.Killing a person in three steps, the heart stops and the hands don't stop.

Blood flowed for thousands of miles, and the corpse was pillowed on Qianxun Mountain.After the strong man has fought, he is tired and sleeps on the enemy's corpse.

I still kill people in my dream, and my smile reflects Suhui.Daughter Mo Xiang asked, why is the man so fierce?

Since ancient times, benevolence and virtue have only harmed people, and morality has never been true.

Don't you see, the liger's prey is famous, but who can pity the poor elk?

The world has always been strong against the weak, even if it is justified, it is in vain.

Jun Xiu asked, a man has his own man line.

Man, be violent.Things and benevolence are inseparable.

A man's business is in the battlefield, his courage is like a bear, his eyes are like a wolf.

If you are born as a man, you will kill. Don't teach a man's body to wrap a woman's heart.

The man has never been shirtless, and laughs at each other even when he dies.

There are a hundred places on the battlefield of the enemy, and every place is willing to be green with weeds.

Don't tremble, man, there are songs for you to listen to:

Killing one is a crime, and killing one is a hero.

If 900 million are slaughtered, you will be the hero among the heroes.

Xiongzhongxiong, the way is different:

See through the thousand years of benevolence and righteousness, but make this life a glorious one.

A good name does not love a bad name, and a million people are killed without punishment.

I would rather teach ten thousand people to gnash their teeth and hate, and not teach no one to scold me.

Looking at the world for 5000 years, where can heroes not kill people? "

After Wang Huai recited this long paragraph, all the students present were dumbfounded. While being shocked by the courage in it, a raging fire of fighting spirit was inexplicably ignited in the body, but Yan ### was dumbfounded , because I was confused, he had never heard of this poem, and said he didn’t have it, it was made up by this poor student, that’s impossible, because the words of this poem are fair, it’s impossible for this poor student to enjoy himself, Yan### There was sweat on the forehead, dripping wet clothes.

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