Back to the 80s Machinery Factory

Chapter 251 Hehehe, my uncle died after getting a haircut on the first day of the lunar year

After closing the door, Chen Tuo said something incoherent, then took the newspaper and went to the toilet to take a shit.

After Chen's mother and daughter Chen Jinyue cleaned up the dishes, Chen Jinyue went into the house to rest, and Chen's mother sat on the sofa and started to make table mats.

After much difficulty, Chen Tuo limped out with his legs numb from squatting.

Mother Chen watched her daughter's door close and asked quietly:
"I'm telling you, that firecracker just now was definitely set off by Xiao Chen!"

Chen Tuo had an expression that said "seeing through but not saying it out loud".

"This kid, I guess he spent all his money on firecrackers."

Mother Chen was worried: "Old Chen, what about Xiao Chen? Why would he want to go to college instead of doing a good job?"

"If I go to college, won't I have nothing?"

Chen Tuo shook his head: "That's not true. Only by going to college can you have everything!"

"It's just that I'm old, otherwise I would also go to college!"

Mother Chen glared at him: "Go! Go and take the test now."

"When you pass the exam, I'll tell my great-grandmother when I burn paper for her that I married a college student."

As she said this, Mother Chen herself found it quite funny and laughed out loud.

Chen Tuo looked at his wife who was sitting next to him, laughing to herself, and sighed softly.

"You! You're with me, otherwise you'd be sold countless times."

Mother Chen glared at him: "Who dares? I'll stab him to death with a needle!"

"But……"

Mother Chen shook her head: "I don't think so."

Chen Tuo was puzzled: "Why not?"

Mother Chen said, "Little Chen can't do that."

"If he can't get into university, it's fine if he just keeps working in the factory."

"What if he really gets into university and spends a few years studying away from home? What will we do with Xiao Yue when he comes back?"

As a mother, she wants her daughter to be by her side after marriage, so that she can visit her from time to time and take care of her and see her.

The best thing is to find a stable home.

Originally, Chen Luyang was a pretty good guy, but when she heard that he was going to college, her mother began to waver.

"You! You are only thinking about this little piece of land in front of you." Chen Tuo said.

"What kind of future can a man have if he just stays at home with his parents all day?"

“Only through trials and tribulations, through experience and through the trials and tribulations, can one become a man.”

"Let me see! If this little Chen really has the guts to take the college entrance exam, whether he passes or not, I'll look up to him!"

Chen Tuozhen is not in a hurry and is reluctant to marry his daughter off.

"After all, Chen Luyang is only 19 years old."

"Let's see how far this kid can go."

Moreover.

Even if Chen Luyang's university placement is not ideal,

With his cleverness and translation skills, his future development will definitely be good!

……

At this time, Chen Luyang had already made it home.

At the gate, Chen Dazhi had been welcoming and seeing off guests all morning and was already exhausted.

Seeing his son coming back, he quickly asked him to stand at the door so that he could go into the house and rest for a while.

Chen Luyang couldn't fight in vain.

He called out Junjun, and the two of them, one tall and one short, stood on both sides of the Chen family's gate, one on the left and one on the right, respectively, and would chat and wish everyone a happy new year.

The little stray dog and cat from the factory passed by the tile wall opposite, and the uncle and nephew both said "Happy New Year".

But this is not a game after all, and Junjun got tired after standing for a while.

'"Uncle, you keep watch. I'm hungry, so I'll go inside and have some dumplings."

"I'm hungry too. Let's stand here for a while! It's almost dinner time and no one can come."

Chen Luyang looked at the sky and estimated the time.

"I'm not standing anymore, uncle. It's too cold~"

Junjun wiped his big nose.

It's sunny during the day and it's warm, which is nice.

As the sun went down, the day became increasingly colder, and Junjun felt like he was about to shiver.

"I'm cold too... Let's go inside together."

Chen Luyang led Junjun and was about to enter the house when he heard Junjun say:
"Uncle, please carry me. I can't even bend my legs when I'm standing."

Chen Luyang frowned slightly: "It's just a few steps to the house, just take two steps! Just two steps and you'll be back."

Sun Junjun refused.

"If you don't carry me, I'm going to get a haircut tonight!"

Chen Luyang's eyes widened!
"Hey! Sun Junjun, how can you, as a successor to socialism, have such vicious thoughts?"

Sun Junjun tilted his head back, with two snots sticking out from under his nose, and looked at Chen Luyang with a look that said "you decide for yourself".

"Believe it or not, I will sue your mother?" Chen Luyang threatened in a low voice.

"If you dare tell my mom, I'll take a pair of scissors tonight and cut a small section of my own hair first!"

As Junjun spoke, he stretched out his hand from his glove, made a scissors gesture with two fingers, and "clicked" the obviously long hair on his ears.

"hiss……!"

Chen Luyang took a breath of cold air.

He wasn't so wicked when he was a child. Who did he learn this from?
"Did your aunt teach you this?" Chen Luyang asked with a turn of his eyes.

Junjun refused to betray his teammates, but his evasive eyes still betrayed him!
Okay...you Chen Xiaoling!

Chen Luyang gritted his teeth and stared at Chen Xiaoling, who was listening to the radio in the main room. He was forced to pick up Sun Junjun.

"Comrade Sun Junjun, have you ever thought about the consequences?"

Once the first month of the lunar year is over and the time-limited curse is lifted, Chen Luyang will be free again.

"Auntie said, every day of comfort is a day of comfort."

Since Zuoyou had been discovered, Junjun betrayed his teammate Chen Xiaoling in a disorganized manner based on the principle that one more teammate means one more chance to survive.

"Besides, my grandparents are here."

Junjun has a very accurate grasp of his status in the family.

As long as grandma and grandpa are around, I am invincible!
"Okay!" Chen Luyang gritted his teeth and carried Sun Junjun into the house.

"You can do it! Uncle's love for you is in vain, you little bastard."

After entering the house, Chen Luyang carried Junjun to the head of the kang with a dark face, saying:
"Little ancestor Junjun, please get on the kang."

Before Junjun could say anything, Chen Xiaoling said cheerfully:

"What are you getting on? On your face!"

"Junjun, when your uncle is asleep at night, go step on his face a few times."

"What are you talking about, Xiaoling!" The eldest sister Chen Lihong walked into the house wearing an apron and holding a teacup in her hand.

"You have corrupted this child."

"Junjun, you can't bully your uncle, do you hear me?"

When Junjun saw his mother enter the room, he immediately became obedient.

"Mom, how old is my uncle? How old am I..."

"If anyone wants to bully someone, it should be my uncle who bullies me!"

"I can't bear to bully my uncle, right... Uncle~"

Junjun pitifully tugged at Chen Luyang's sleeve, praying in his heart that his uncle would protect him and not tell anyone about his actions.
"Sister, it's Chen Xiaoling in our family who bullies me. You should do something about it!" Chen Luyang angrily pointed at the culprit.

Chen Lihong glared at him: "What's wrong with Xiaoling bullying you? Why doesn't she bully others? You should look for the reason in yourself!"

"Why didn't you mention that time when you tucked Xiaoling in the quilt and farted at her?"

Chen Xiaoling gritted her teeth when she thought of what happened last time.

"And when we were kids, you threw bugs into my schoolbag!"

"You even pretended to be a ghost and scared me outside in the middle of the night while I was in the bathroom!"

"When I was a kid, you always snatched away the pencils I sharpened and used them."

"You're still eating the apples my mom brought me..."

……

Chen Luyang sneered. "Why don't you tell me about that time you poured cold water on my quilt?"

"You even sprinkled chili flakes into my military water cup."

"You even caught frogs and threw them into my bed."

"Who the hell do you think you are?"

Speaking of sadness, who doesn’t have a lot of grievances?

Where there is war there will be casualties!

He suffered a lot of casualties!
At the school sports meeting, he had just finished running 1500 meters and was about to open the bottle to drink water.

As a result, a mouthful of chili water almost sent him to see his grandmother.

Chen Xiaoling glared: "Who told you to pull my pigtails? I'm just fighting back."

Chen Luyang gritted his teeth: "Alright~ Then let's fight back!"

That night, Chen Xiaoling was happily reading a picture book on the kang.

I see it's almost there.

Chen Xiaoling turned on the light, fell on the bed, sprawled out on her back and fell into a deep sleep.

In the darkness, the door of the room was opened silently.

Chen Luyang tiptoed in and secretly placed the thing in his hand next to Chen Xiaoling's pillow.

Then he tiptoed out again.

Chen Xiaoling felt like she had fallen into a thatched hut.

It stinks...

That night, Chen Xiaoling was so smoked that she had nightmares all night long.

the next morning

Chen Xiaoling got up in a depressed mood, and as soon as she opened her eyes, she saw a pair of smelly socks placed next to her pillow.

moment!

"Chen Luyang, you bastard!"

Chen Xiaoling shouted angrily, rushed into Chen Luyang's room, jumped onto the kang and beat him up!

"You evil bastard, I'll strangle you to death!"

While being beaten, Chen Luyang laughed “Hahahaha”.

His eyes were full of pride of revenge!

"How is it? Doesn't it taste really good?"

Chen Luyang held his head with both hands, fearing that this tiger girl would scratch his face.

I was using this face to seduce my female manager!
Chen Xiaoling beat him madly for a long time.

But Chen Luyang's body was as hard as a big iron block. Chen Xiaoling's fist was just a tickle to him, and he felt no pain at all.

Instead, Chen Xiaoling was so tired that she was out of breath and finally lost all her energy in fighting.

"Tired?" Chen Luyang smiled evilly.

He is not a kid anymore!

Sometimes Chen Dazhi would even gasp for breath when he beat him, let alone the little girl Chen Xiaoling.

"I'll go ask my dad to beat you up!" Chen Xiaoling was still not satisfied and turned around to complain.

"Eh? When you let Sun Junjun bully me, I didn't tell our parents. You don't play dirty!" Chen Luyang said seriously.

Chen Xiaoling is also a principled person.

"Then take your stinky socks away and wash my sheets and pillowcases! Otherwise I'll tell Dad and have him beat you!"

"OK, no problem."

Chen Luyang agreed readily.

"You promised?"

Chen Xiaoling felt something was wrong and asked in confusion.

"I agree! Why not?" Chen Luyang pulled Chen Xiaoling's pigtails, stood up and took off the quilt cover.

He has been at home almost without any preparation this year.

I finally have a vacation at home, so I should do some work!

It's not just Chen Xiaoling's sheets and quilt covers.

He unloaded everything, including Chen's father and mother's, his own, Junjun's, and his sister and brother-in-law's.

Sitting on a small stool in the house, I took the washboard and started to scrub the clothes.

Mother Chen felt comforted by what she saw!!!

"Look at your second brother! And then look at you! You're a grown-up girl, but you do nothing all day long! You just eat what's ready!"

Chen's mother scolded her daughter in frustration.

But no matter how much I curse or talk,
She was still not allowed to do any of the work she was supposed to do.

All the housework, inside and outside the house, is done by the eldest sister Chen Lihong, except for some clothes of her brother-in-law Sun Zhigang, which are inconvenient for Chen's mother to wash.

Basically all the work is done by Chen's mother.

Now seeing Chen Luyang and Kuku sitting on a small stool washing bed sheets and quilt covers, I feel both relieved and distressed.

Watching the kids working... I feel really uncomfortable.

Chen Luyang washed his forehead with sweat, and said as he washed:

"That's right! You lazy girl, all you do is eat all day long!"

Chen Xiaoling glared.

It would be fine if her mother scolded her, but Chen Luyang was clearly in the wrong and that was why she washed her sheets and pillowcases.

How dare he scold her?!

Seeing that Chen Xiaoling was about to complain, Chen Luyang quickly spoke:
"Ling! Bring me your stinky socks. I'll rub them out for you too."

"Okay bro!"

Chen Xiaoling's eyes lit up, and she happily ran back to the house to get two pairs of socks and placed them next to Chen Luyang's laundry basin.

Chen Luyang even deliberately made a disgusted expression, as if his sister's socks were smelly.

Seeing Chen Luyang washing socks for Chen Xiaoling, Junjun hurried back to the house, took out his own socks and threw them next to Chen Luyang.

"Uncle, uncle, there's also mine!"

Chen Luyang glared at him.

Junjun stretched out two fingers, and with a wicked grin on his bright black eyes, he gestured above his ears.

Oh my god...

Chen Xiaoling was stunned.

People say nephews look like their uncles, but no one says they look this similar!

Junjun's evil smile just now was exactly the same as Chen Luyang's!
No...

She has to remind her sister tonight that she must not let Junjun learn bad things from her brother.

In this way, the hardworking Chen Luyang rubbed the sheets from morning until afternoon, and only then did she wash all the sheets and pillowcases and hang them on the clothesline in the yard.

Not only did my hands turn red after washing, but I also rubbed off a piece of flesh on my fingers.

It hurts...

At dinner time, Chen's mother picked up a large piece of smoked pork and fried some vegetables to nourish her son.

It's just a pity,

My son didn't eat many pieces, but my grandson and daughter ate a lot of it.

Lying in bed at night, Chen Luyang looked at the wound on his hand.

After a while, the door was quietly pushed open, and Chen Xiaoling and Junjun poked their heads in.

Chen Luyang looked at the two little bastards with a wary look on his face.

During the day, I washed all of their smelly socks.

Theoretically, there should be no "stinky sock bullet" attacks.

Chen Xiaoling spoke in a very official manner: "Comrade Xiao Chen, you don't need to get up. We are just here on behalf of the organization to express our condolences and care."

Sun Junjun put his hands behind his back and said, "Time passes slowly. I hope you will continue to care about and support our sock washing work as always, and continue to contribute your own little bit to the harmonious development of our family."

Mianbo, your second uncle...!
Chen Luyang was almost pissed off to death by these two little bastards.

He swung the pillow and was about to throw it at them.

Chen Xiaoling and Sun Junjun quickly closed the door and ran away happily.

(End of this chapter)