Confucian and Taoist scholar

Chapter 33 Wong Tai Sin

Lu Zheng looked at the mountain that Liu San pointed to, which was not far from Baisha Village.

"You've never seen that weasel so close before?" Lu Zheng asked.

Liu San shook his head and said, "No, I asked it before. It just arrived here and has never been to our village. It said it doesn't like to go to crowded places and wants to practice in the mountains... It also asked me not to tell outsiders. Usually, it asks me to buy it anything it needs."

"What is it?" Lu Zheng asked.

Liu San said, "Fruits, fresh meat, and books. Even the books you scholars read, I can't understand them, but it loves to read them. It's very attentive!"

Monsters are not scary, what is scary is monsters learning culture.

Lu Zheng didn't expect that the monster Liu San encountered actually liked to read books?
The two of them talked as they walked, and when they reached the top of the mountain they were pointing to, everything fell silent.

After walking for a while, Liu San stopped.

He whispered to Lu Zheng, "The weasel's cave is not far above. I'll go check it out and lure it out, so it won't run away when it sees you."

Lu Zheng nodded and said, "Go ahead, be careful."

Liu San didn't expect Lu Zheng to agree so quickly, and couldn't help but ask, "Aren't you afraid that I'll tell it off?"

"It can run, can you run?" Lu Zheng asked.

Liu San was stunned for a moment, scratched his head and said: "That's right..."

After saying that, Liu San tiptoed up the mountain.

After walking along a bumpy path, he called out softly, "Great Immortal! Great Immortal! Are you there? I'm here to see you!"

Before, Liu San encountered a weasel, and the weasel called himself Huang Daxian, so Liu San called him that respectfully.

Not far away, on a large bluestone, a weasel was lazily basking in the sun.

It is more than three feet long, with shiny golden fur and a faint demonic aura.

Under the weasel's front paws, there was a book spread out. It was an enlightenment reading material for children.

When the weasel heard the sound, its ears twitched. It turned around and saw Liu San tiptoeing towards it.

"What are you doing here?" the weasel asked sharply, "Did you gamble away all your money again?"

Liu San smiled and waved his hands, saying, "No, the Immortal is very powerful. I've been lucky these past two days and made a lot of money, so I came here to see you!"

The weasel said calmly, "Isn't it rude to come to someone's house without any courtesy?"

Liu San quickly said, "I originally brought some gifts, but I fell on the mountain road and everything was spilled. How can I give such filthy things to the Immortal? I will make up for it next time!"

Liu San has been a gangster for many years, so he can talk nonsense without hesitation.

The weasel said, "Next time you come, bring me some military manuals!"

Liu San blinked and said, "Why is the Immortal reading this kind of book? Could it be that Anguo will go to war in the future?"

"What are you talking about? I read the art of war because I want to learn some strategies from you humans." said the weasel.

Liu San was about to say something else, but his eyebrows twitched and he found that Lu Zheng had stood above him at some point, not far from the weasel.

He quickly lowered his head and changed the subject, "Master, I'm learning too slowly by reading books. How about a different method?"

"What?" The weasel pricked up its ears.

Liu San tried hard to hide his expression, then said: "I'll invite a scholar to teach you!"

The weasel was stunned when he heard this, and then suddenly felt something unusual happening behind him.

It quickly turned its head and saw a figure approaching. Seeing someone approaching, it was frightened and subconsciously wanted to escape.

However, Lu Zheng's speed was so fast that an afterimage appeared. He jumped onto the bluestone and stepped accurately on the weasel's tail.

Immediately afterwards, Lu Zheng punched the weasel in the lower back again.

"Ow..."

The weasel screamed in pain and struggled and twisted its body.

"puff……"

Another fart sound was heard, and the weasel directly let out a yellow and smelly fart.

An extremely pungent and choking smell instantly spread.

The surrounding grass and trees were contaminated by the yellow poisonous mist and began to rot slowly.

Lu Zheng had anticipated this and held his breath, releasing the righteous energy from his body to block the attack of the poisonous fog.

Feeling Lu Zheng's righteous spirit, the weasel could not break free and trembled there.

"Sir, please spare me! Spare me! I am a good demon and have never done anything evil. You can't kill me! As the saints said, God is merciful..." The weasel begged for mercy repeatedly.

Only after the poisonous fog dissipated did Lu Zheng slowly restrain some of his righteous spirit.

He said calmly, "I haven't done anything wrong. What about you two?"

The weasel looked at Liu San who was not far away and couldn't help saying, "I didn't hurt him!"

Liu San hurriedly said, "You shortened my lifespan, and you still say you didn't harm me? Scholar, kill it now! Don't let it harm anyone again!"

"Bullshit!" The weasel was furious and started to defend himself. "You little bastard, it was you who begged me to change your fortune. I... this demon felt sorry for you, so I helped you! I didn't take any of the life span you lost; I used it all to improve your luck! I even spent a lot of my magic power! And yet, you actually sent someone to harm me!"

The weasel yelled, feeling a dull pain in its body, as if its kidneys were about to be broken.

The person Liu San invited was not a scholar, but probably a warrior.

The weasel turned his head to look at Lu Zheng and said, "Scholar, he is just a gambler. Can you trust a gambler's words? I am a good demon. I am devoted to cultivation and have never harmed anyone!"

Liu San shouted, "Are there any good things among demons and monsters? The scholar is here to slay demons and monsters. It's no use begging for mercy. Stop spreading rumors and misleading people!"

Liu San felt a little uneasy, because it was he who had begged the weasel to bring him good luck.

Of course, the weasel had also accepted Liu San's benefits. It accepted all the gifts he gave it as a filial piety, and even forced Liu San to purchase supplies for it.

To be honest, the man and the demon each had their own needs before, so it was hard to say who wanted to harm whom.

The weasel said anxiously, "There are so many monsters around here who have harmed and eaten people. I can't be bullied just because I'm a good monster, right? If you really want to get rid of this evil for the people, why don't you go to the mountain to the north? There's a huge man-eating tiger lurking there. Who knows how many passers-by have been eaten..."

Upon hearing this, Lu Zheng said, "Do you know there's a big tiger in the north?"

The weasel nodded repeatedly. "I went there once before, hoping to establish some rapport with it, but it actually tried to eat me. Such a shameless act!"

"Morality?" Lu Zheng asked doubtfully.

The weasel explained: "Monsters don't eat monsters, monsters don't harm monsters, this is morality!"

Lu Zheng raised his eyebrows, "Who said that?"

The weasel said, "I figured it out myself. We monsters should work together, otherwise how can we dominate the world..."

This boy must not be allowed to stay! Lu Zheng inexplicably popped up these words in his mind.

(End of this chapter)