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Chapter 121: Freshman Celebration, New Principal, New Teacher? (4.2k)

"Yalo! Hurry up! We're almost late!"

"Don't worry! Don't worry! Let me clean up!"

"Really? It takes me so long to get dressed!"

Selena walked quickly to Yaluo, pulled him over, pulled off the messy tie he had tied, stood in front of him, tied it for him neatly, and then began to fix his collar.

"Okay." Selina patted his shoulders twice.

"This, and this belt, I don't really know how to wear it either," Yaluo said, holding up the belt.

Selena sighed, but still took the belt, moved forward, wrapped her arms around his waist, pressed her body tightly against him, wrapped the belt around her from behind, stood in front of him, lowered her head and quickly tied the belt.

"Okay." Serena took a step back.

"Oh, without Selena, we can't live like this." Yaluo sighed.

"Stop flattering me and get ready quickly. The opening ceremony is about to begin."

Serena urged, poking his chest with her hand.

Today is the first day of school at Khorog College. The college's semester system is one year, with a three-month long vacation between each semester. Admissions and freshman celebrations are held at the end of the semester.

They cannot attend the freshman celebration if they are enrolled later, but they can attend the opening ceremony of the school.

The opening ceremony will last the whole day, so they need to get up early in the morning to pack. The school uniforms were sent to them three days ago. After washing them once, Yaluo didn't even try them on once. As a result, something went wrong when he was about to wear them today.

The school uniforms of Khorog College are relatively tight-fitting. The tops for boys and girls are basically the same, except for the skirts and pants. The shoes are brown lace-up short boots, and there is a badge on the chest with their student information on it.

I have to say that the school uniform style is still very good-looking, slim-fitting, avant-garde, and high-end. It not only retains the wearer's youthfulness, but also adds a bit of heroic spirit.

At this time, Selena was wearing a school uniform. Although she was a freshman, she had the maturity of a senior student. This image really made people unable to help but take a few more glances at her.

"Eh? Are you guys leaving already? It's so early."

Venia floated down from the ceiling, yawning and saying that no one had even gotten out of bed yet.

"The opening ceremony starts at nine o'clock, and I have to report to school. It's almost too late now."

Serena checked the time, picked up her school bag, and grabbed Yalo's hand.

"We're leaving first, Venia. I'll leave the house to you."

"Oh, okay, bye." Venia waved goodbye to them, yawned, and flew back to the ceiling.

At 7:08, Yaluo and Selena stood in front of the college's majestic gate.

"Huh, luckily we made it." Selena panted slightly.

Today is the day all the students return to school, but it is much more lively than the two previous times they came. Senior students pass by them in an endless stream.

When he actually stood in front of the school gate as a student, Yaluo couldn't help but feel his heart swell up.

After all, from today on, happy campus life will begin!

As he thought about this, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise, and then he strode towards the academy.

boom!
However, just as he took his first step into the campus, a building not far away exploded, and a large amount of pink and blue foamy substance like elephant toothpaste was blown everywhere, flooding a large area.

Before they could react, a man in a tattered school uniform rushed out from the sea of foam, holding something that looked like a bomb in his arms, shouting as he ran:
"I did it! I've got funding for this semester's research! Eeehahaha!"

He just ran over like that. Except for a few freshmen who were staring in amazement, everyone else looked as if they were used to it.

"Why do I suddenly feel that something is wrong with campus life?" Yaluo thought.

They went in and quickly completed the reporting and registration procedures, then headed towards the large grassland where they had taken the second round of assessment.

At this time, the place had been completely decorated. All the stands were hung with colorful ribbons, birds flew across the sky with banners in their beaks, balloons were fluttering everywhere, and in order to create a lively atmosphere, hundreds of little fairies with wings of various colors were released to fly around the venue.

The marble platform was also nicely decorated, and it looked like there would be some performance soon.

On the other side of the meadow, a group of goblins were busy at several long and wide tables, preparing for the lunch that would take place after the ceremony.

The two of them found the area where the freshmen were. There were quite a lot of people there at that time, so they could only find a seat in a corner.

Finally relaxing, Yaluo could already feel his stomach growling.

He was in a hurry this morning and didn't even have breakfast, so his stomach was now churning. He couldn't help but look at the long table being prepared for lunch.

"There's still some time before lunch, let's eat first."

Serena took out a piece of chocolate from her pocket and handed it to him.

Yaluo broke the chocolate and handed half to Serena.

"I wonder what the food is like in school," he said while chewing chocolate.

"I heard it's self-service, so I guess it can't be bad." Selena took a small bite of chocolate.

"It's self-service, haha. Zeshia will definitely like it. It's a pity that she can't come." Yaluo laughed.

Almost everyone had arrived, and soon the ceremony began. They saw Vice President Hagen, dressed in formal attire, leading several professors onto the podium and standing in the center.

A loudspeaker flew in front of Hagen. He raised his hand and tapped it to test the sound. Then he picked up the speech and, under the gaze of the entire school, he smiled and read:
"Claude, if you dare to bring a drunk kangaroo home again, I will definitely divorce you. Oh, sorry, I got the wrong one. This is a note my wife left for me this morning."

Hagen laughed awkwardly twice, threw the note aside, and then said to all the students present:

It's a new year, a new beginning. I wonder if you've thrown away all that boring knowledge during the holidays and replaced it with exciting and fun holiday memories?

"Even an old man like me doesn't want the happy vacation to end. Of course, that's assuming there's no old woman at home who demands you take a bath three times a day or threatens to divorce you. But anyway, a new semester has begun, everyone. That means you're back to exams, homework, books, and wonderful relationships with your classmates. Admit it, this is indeed worth celebrating."

"Of course, a new semester also brings new changes. First of all, let us welcome a group of lovely new faces to the school!"

Hagen waved his hand toward the seats of the freshmen, and some of the senior students applauded and some whistled to welcome them.

After the applause subsided, Hagen continued, "Then, please allow me to express my condolences to the old principal, Mr. Bronty. I hope he can finally reach that sacred shore. May there be no fireworks in heaven."

Hagen bowed his head in silence for a moment, then smiled and said loudly, "Of course, after Mr. Brondy left, the position of principal has become vacant. Guess who will be the new principal?"

Everyone seemed to have a tacit understanding about this: with the principal gone, wouldn't the vice-principal's turn be? There seemed to be no other outcome except for Hagen himself to take over.

But Hagen then said in a high-pitched voice:
"Then please welcome the new principal of Khorog Academy! His Excellency Balo Heilis!"

As soon as the name came out, the surrounding students exploded, and some students screamed. Yaluo saw that those senior students who reacted violently seemed not only to be happy, but some were also wailing in pain.

Turning to look at Serena, he found that she was also shocked.

"What's the origin of this pineapple?" Yaluo wondered.

"You don't know?" Selina looked at him in surprise. "Bolo Helis! One of the kingdom's only four Holy Light-level mages, he's a top-tier mage known as the Summoner of God!"

"So powerful? Does that mean our principal is a Holy Light-level wizard?" Yaluo was also surprised. "But why do some people look like they're dead?"

"That's because," Selina sighed, "this archmage is also notoriously erratic. He once proposed a bill requiring every household in the kingdom to plant radishes in front of their houses. Anyone who refused would be exiled to the Far North."

"What a strange bill."

Just as they were talking, there was movement on the stage. Two big men came up carrying a podium that was as tall as a person and placed it in the center of the stands.

Just when Yaluo thought that they were preparing to place something, a figure fell from the sky and suddenly landed on the stage.

That is a white rabbit.

It was a small, chubby, long-eared, furry white rabbit, like the cute mascot character in an animated movie that gnawed on a carrot, except that this rabbit was wearing a robe tailored for it.

Vice Principal Hagen handed the loudspeaker to the white rabbit with a respectful look on his face.

Ya Luo was stunned and said in disbelief: "So, that rabbit is Master Polo? Our new principal?"

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Serena was also confused: "I haven't heard of this great wizard in a long time. I remember him as a person."

But judging by the reactions of the students around him, there was no doubt that the rabbit was their new principal, one of the kingdom's only four Holy Light-level wizards, His Excellency Balo Helis.

"The principal is a rabbit? Are you kidding me?"

The same question was also raised by the freshmen around them, but fortunately there was someone here to answer their questions.

"Don't you know? Master Polo has been like this for quite some time. According to him, this form came about after he comprehended the true meaning of magic. After transforming into a rabbit, his magic power has increased significantly! I heard he's preparing to reach the sage level now!"

"Is it really not a spell gone wrong or a strange curse that caused this?"

"Shh! Keep your voice down! Master Polo is very perceptive and extremely petty. If you're heard, you'll be in big trouble."

"No wonder they had to prepare a high platform before their appearance. Wouldn't it be hilarious if a rabbit like this stood among a group of people?"

Just as he had heard the general idea, White Rabbit, standing on the podium below, raised his hand and pushed away the loudspeaker that was placed before him. He cleared his throat twice, put his hands behind his back, puffed out his chest, and uttered a powerful voice:
"No need to introduce myself! I'll just say one thing! I became the principal just to be treated like an emperor! Now, in this school, I'm the only one who has the final say! Even if that brat the emperor comes, it won't work! And those who dare to say bad things or disobey me, better keep their butts covered! Do you understand?"

The rabbit looks so cute, but it speaks with a heavy, smoky voice.

"I am announcing the new school rules! From now on, all students must bow 90 degrees and greet me as principal when they see me! Also, your first assignment of the new semester is an essay titled 100 Ways to Cook Carrots! You must complete at least five pages! Everyone must hand it in to me within a week!"

Hagen coughed twice and whispered beside him, "Hey, Principal Polo, before you say anything, you should remember the former principal."

"Oh, yes." Polo patted his rabbit's head and continued:

"Old Brondy was a good man when he was alive. He did a good job. Let us express our deepest condolences to him. Don't be sad. He will be watching us from heaven."

After saying this, Polo looked around the room with his small red eyes. Noticing that none of the students had any reaction at all, he sneered:
"It seems that no one understands. Farah, please explain it."

A young female teacher who looked like a secretary beside him stepped forward and said into the loudspeaker with an expressionless face:
"Just now, our Principal Polo told a joke. The last line has two meanings. One is that Principal Brondy has ascended to heaven and is watching us from above. The second meaning is that Principal Brondy was blown up into the sky by fireworks and is also in heaven. This joke is so cleverly conceived and so hilarious that it makes you laugh."

After she finished explaining, she took a step back, still expressionless.

Polo then looked around at all the students:
"Do you understand now? Then why aren't you laughing?"

Only then did a few awkward laughs erupt from the seats.

Polo snorted coldly, "Now let's add another school rule: You must laugh at my jokes! If you don't laugh, go back and write a ten-page report analyzing the jokes!"

"I'm starting to worry about my future campus life."

Yaluo said, covering his face.

"Our Principal Polo is really a naughty old man."

Hagen took back the megaphone and took over the celebration.

"After meeting our humorous new principal, let me once again be very happy to tell you a piece of news: this year, we will also be welcoming a new history teacher!"

"Besides, this new teacher is surprisingly special to everyone."

After hearing what he said, many students started to communicate and discuss who it could be.

Yalu was also curious about what the new teacher would be like, who was even more special than the grumpy rabbit principal.

"Then please give a warm round of applause to welcome our new history teacher—Silver Moon Dragon King, Zeshia!"

"Wait, who?"

Yaluo and Selina, who were sitting at the table, were both stunned when they heard the name. Yaluo thought he had misheard, but at this moment another figure landed on the platform.

The man with the flowing silver hair, dragon horns and tail, standing there with his hands on his hips, was actually the Silver Moon Dragon King, Zeshia himself.

"Why the hell is she a teacher?!"

Yaluo covered his head and shouted.

(End of this chapter)