My love game is too abstract.

Chapter 22 This fish is not for eating

Ji Xiaofei was looking at the chickens in the yard excitedly.

"Since you like them so much, they are under your care. You have to feed them, clean the coop, collect the eggs every day, and remember to let them out for a walk." Yaluo said to Ji Xiaofei.

"Yalo, what are their names?" Ji Xiaofei asked.

"Big Jiba, small Jiba, whatever you like."

Yalu took out the key and opened the door.

When I left, I really didn't expect to be away for so long. In just a month, the house was covered with dust. I should have covered it with a dust cover earlier.

Turn on the fluorescent stone lampshade, and the orange-yellow light combined with the setting sun shining through the window makes the small house full of life appear particularly warm.

"Soft sofa!"

After a good start, Ji Xiaofei jumped onto the sofa in the living room, but sneezed because of the rising dust.

"I didn't expect your house to be quite stylish. I thought it would be more unkempt." Selena said as she looked him up and down.

Although the furniture is covered with a layer of dust, the decoration and layout show that the owner has put a lot of effort into decorating the room. The floor is made of solid wood and emits a pleasant smell of sawdust. There are two small pots of succulents by the window, and there are several landscape paintings hanging on the wall. There is wallpaper that matches the color of the sofa, and there is a furry carpet under the coffee table in the living room.

"You're kidding! I spent so much money on it, I should treat it well, right? It rains so I hold an umbrella over it for fear it will get wet."

When Yalu heard someone praising his decoration taste, he couldn't help but feel proud.

"Is your nest so small?"

At this moment, a very discordant voice was heard.

"Yes, it's not as big as your palace, but aren't you so small now?" Yalu turned his head to look at Zeshia.

The latter had a sour face and glared at Yaluo with extreme displeasure.

Zeshia's current attitude really made him doubt the possibility of a strategy.

"There are rooms upstairs, all with beds. You can choose one. They may be a little dusty, so just clean them up briefly for tonight and do a thorough cleaning tomorrow." Yaluo said.

Although his house has only two floors, it is still quite large, with a total of eight rooms. Except for the master bedroom on the first floor where he lives, the rooms upstairs are empty. When he bought the land and built the building, the other party also gave him a complete set of matching furniture. Although the quality is not very good, it is new after all, so he left it in the house. He didn't expect that it would come in handy now.

He took the mop and was about to clean the house, but Selena stopped him.

"Let me do it."

"This is not good. It's inconvenient for you to walk now." Yaluo said.

"Do you think I also mopped the floor when I was a bear?" Selena glanced at him.

Then, she raised her hand slightly, and a warm air current condensed in her hand. A breeze blew in the room, and all the dust was swept up by the air current and gathered together to form a dirt ball the size of a billiard ball.

Selena waved her hand, and the ball of dirt flew out of the window. Then she waved her palm again, and the water element condensed, sweeping across the floor, tabletop, and coffee table, cleaning them as clean as new.

"Knowing magic is really convenient."

Yaluo touched the smooth and clean floor and sighed.

A job that usually takes him two hours to complete by himself was now finished in less than a minute.

"This is the strength of a silver-level mage," Selina said proudly.

"Then from now on, all the house cleaning will be left to you, Serena."

"You're really rude."

"Please help clean up the room upstairs. I'm going to be out for a while."

"What are you doing out there?"

Yaluo spread his hands and said, "I just remembered that there's nothing to eat at home. I'll go out and get something to eat, otherwise we'll be hungry tonight."

When I left, there was no food left at home. Now it's so late, I can only go to the tavern at the entrance of the village to buy something to eat.

After finishing his duties, Yaluo walked out and headed towards the tavern.

Halfway through his journey, he passed by a house and saw a tall figure sitting at the door, hugging his knees, staring intently at a bunch of flowers in the flowerbed.

"Haka, what are you doing?" Yaluo came forward and greeted him. This tall, strong, muscular man was called Haka. Although he looked so burly, he was actually a soft-hearted person and a little bit stupid.

But he is a very kind person. When Yaluo first came to Baiyun Village, he received a lot of help from him, and now he is still a very good friend of his.

"It's Yaluo, you're back?" Haka saw him and grinned foolishly.

"I just came back today. What are you looking at?" Yalu asked.

"Bees." Haka pointed to the bees flying around in the flower bed and said.

"You know what? Yaluo, Uncle Luosang told me today that bees help pollinate flowers."

"Oh yes, it carries pollen from one flower to another when it collects nectar," said Yaluo.

"So I've been thinking about a question," said Hakka.

"what is the problem?"

"You said that bees carry pollen from male flowers to female flowers to complete pollination, and petals and pollen are the reproductive organs of flowers."

Hakka laughed foolishly:

"It's like asking someone to take a man's penis in their mouth and spit it into a woman's vagina."

Yaluo was silent.

He regretted hearing this.

I can never look a bee in the eye again.

"Your brain isn't strong enough to begin with, so you'd better stop thinking about such profound questions." Yaluo sighed and patted his shoulder.

Just as he was about to leave, he stopped and asked Hakka:
"Haka, do you have any food at home? I just got home and there is no food left at home."

If I could borrow some food from Hakka, I wouldn't have to spend money in the tavern.

"This, there should be more, right? I can't remember." Hakka scratched his head, "Come in with me and look for it."

Yaluo followed Haka into his house and went to the kitchen to see if there was anything edible.

He came to the water tank and saw two fish swimming inside.

"Your fish are quite fat. Can you give me one?" Yaluo reached out and grabbed one and looked at it.

"Hey? Why is its mouth injured?"

He found that the fish's mouth was covered with stretch wounds.

".Yalo, that fish is not for eating."

Haka scratched his head and said embarrassedly.

"Isn't it for eating?" Yaluo was puzzled, but when he saw Haka's shy expression, he understood instantly.

He turned his head to look into the fish's eyes. The fish's eyes were wide open and staring back at him. They were filled with despair, as if they were constantly shouting at him:

"help me!"

Yaluo let go, and the poor fish fell back into the tank.

He took a deep breath. Alas, Haka is already so old and still has no girlfriend. It is normal for him to have some special hobbies. As a friend, he should not be prejudiced against him.

He turned around and saw a basket filled with cucumbers.

"This cucumber is also fine. Can I take a few cucumbers?"

"This and that cucumber are not for eating," Haka said embarrassedly.

"... "

"To be honest, you're really a bit outrageous."

(End of this chapter)