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Chapter 34: Bravely Entering the Goblin Lair

"So, the village chief named Old Mike is actually a fallen nobleman, and he even has a holy relic hidden in his home?"

In the bumpy carriage, Yaluo sorted out the information he had just obtained from others.

Old Mike used to be a nobleman, but after his decline he lived in seclusion in Baka Village. However, some of the treasures he collected during his aristocratic life are still preserved, including an extremely precious magic weapon.

No one knows what it is exactly or where it is hidden. These were revealed by the eldest son who escaped. Now that the whole family has been arrested, he can only expose his father's past identity.

He believed that the disaster at home was most likely caused by the goblins getting the secret from somewhere and kidnapping Old Mike in order to keep the treasure for themselves.

If he can even take out a mobile phone as a reward, what kind of awesome treasure could be behind it?

Yaluo thought to himself as he looked at the ceiling of the carriage.

By the way, that cell phone actually belongs to Old Mike. Could it be that he also traveled through time?

Cell phone hero?
Oh, no, that’s not right. My eldest son said he got that phone a year ago.

Yaluo's head felt numb from thinking so much that he simply stopped thinking and leaned against the carport to rest.

Zeshia sat quietly beside him, reading.

Ever since becoming obsessed with human novels, this silver dragon has become more and more easy-going, even though it had previously said it didn't want to ride in a carriage.

The book she is reading now is called "Dragon Heroes' World-Destroying Chronicles", and judging from the name, it seems to be a dark book.

Zeshia watched with great interest.

The carriage stopped at the place.

This is the area around Blackwater Forest, a famous gathering place for monsters in the Kingdom of Will. It is a difficult dungeon in the game.

A group of adventurers got off the carriage, prepared their equipment, and headed into the forest together.

Walking along the forest path, the adventurers in the team began to discuss.

"According to intelligence, the goblin's lair is located at the foot of the hills on the northwest side of the forest, about ten kilometers away."

"Hey, I heard that goblins are intelligent. Will they arrange sentries to ambush us in advance after discovering us?"

A pastor girl in the team asked anxiously.

The one called Charles snorted twice:

"Don't worry, I have the strength of a crystal-level mage. If anything happens, I will protect you."

"Huh? Really?"

The naive pastor girl really believed it and moved closer to him.

"Hmph, no matter what, they are just a bunch of beasts. So what if they are smart? Can they compare with real humans?" The muscular bronze warrior brother spoke.

"That's right, let's finish this quickly. After this fight, I have to go back and marry Xiaofang."

"They are just a bunch of goblins. How could they possibly defeat humans?"

The team began to talk and laugh, creating a happy atmosphere.

Yaluo walked at the back of the team with Zeshia, listening to the conversation in front.

Why did he feel like he had seen this plot somewhere before?
He stroked his chin and thought about it.

Alas, I have seen too much and can’t tell the difference.

Anyway, one of them will probably die first after a while.

As soon as he finished his thought, he heard a sharp whistling sound that broke through the air. An arrow flew over and hit the muscular warrior's arm.

Everyone looked over, following the arrow and looking upwards.

A short green-skinned goblin with a quiver on his back stood on the tree trunk, preparing to draw his bow and shoot the second arrow.

In an instant, the friendly atmosphere was shattered and all kinds of shouts rang out.

"There is an enemy attack!"

"The Goblins are coming!"

"Ahhh my arm hurts!"

Everyone drew their weapons, and the sound of swords being unsheathed could be heard one after another.

But at the same time, shrill laughter rang out in the surrounding woods. The woods that had been quiet just now suddenly had a large number of goblins rushing out from all directions. They were holding sticks, daggers and machetes, and rushed towards the team howling.

"Why are there so many? The intelligence is wrong!"

"Don't just stand there! Hurry up and cast some spells on me!"

"The alchemy potion fell to the ground!"

Yaluo sighed, it turned out to be like this.

He turned and shouted, "Zeshia! The enemy is coming!"

"When you ask me for a favor, please add the word 'Sir'!"

Zeshia snapped the book shut and snorted coldly. Intense magical fluctuations swirled around her body, crackling with lightning as her silver hair flew up, and her golden pupils took on a deep blue glow. As the horde of goblins pounced, a tremendous burst of thunder erupted, accompanied by a faint dragon's roar, sweeping across. The intense light blinded everyone, forcing them to fall to the ground.

The goblins' screams were drowned out by the thunder forest.

After the dazzling light faded, when everyone looked up, they saw that there was only a scorched earth within a few hundred meters around them.

The flames burned the charred tree trunks and the charred remains of the goblins.

Everyone stared at the silver-haired figure in amazement.

Zeshia waved her long hair, and the crackling electricity gradually died out at her fingertips.

Yaluo looked at the scorched earth around him and clicked his tongue twice. The effect of bringing Zeshia was better than he thought.

"Lord Zeshia is truly powerful. Here, this is a snack for you."

Yalu took out a bag of cookies and handed it over.

"Hmph, you're quite sensible this time." Zeshia took it and threw one into her mouth.

But she soon sensed something was wrong.

How does this look like a reward given by the owner to the dog for good behavior?

The members of the adventure team looked at each other and then ran behind them.

Now they were the first to take the lead.

"See, I told you this one would be a sure win." Someone in the team whispered.

The team continued to move towards the nest.

After that, we didn't encounter any more goblins and soon arrived at the entrance of the nest.

The cave was very damp and had a musty smell and a foul odor.

"Be careful, there might be traps in this nest, and the terrain is complex. Don't get lost or left behind."

"It's so dark here, and there aren't even any goblins. Is there an ambush?"

"What are you afraid of? Don't you see that Lord Dragonborn is still leading the way? If you don't know how to operate it, just follow and shout 666."

"It's different when a big boss leads you. All you have to do is follow behind and pick up equipment."

A group of people were chattering in low voices.

"These guys are so noisy." Zeshia frowned.

"If I had known earlier, I would have killed them all at once."

"Calm down, Lord Zeshia. Let's deal with the Goblin King first."

Yaluo held up the glowing fluorite and looked at the topographic map of the nest provided by the Adventurer's Guild.

"Why do I feel like so many things are wrong? Why don't I catch a goblin and ask him?"

However, they hadn't encountered any goblins since then. Perhaps they had all been scared away.

At this moment, not far ahead of the team, a bat silently retreated, quickly flew back to a cave, and said breathlessly:

"They... they're coming, and the Dragonborn is there too!"

As soon as these words were spoken, all the goblins in the room lowered their heads in silence.

"Damn it! Why is this different from the previous scripts? Shouldn't we kill all the adventurers, leaving the women behind, and then Rip?"

"Who knew there was an extra Dragonborn? Damn it, why is there a Dragonborn here?"

"What should I do? I still want to pull carrots with the big blonde human girl!"

The whole room of green people was lifeless.

"There's nothing I can do, Bobo."

A sturdy goblin stood up and walked to the messenger bat.

"You go and lure the dragonborn out of the cave, and then we'll take care of the remaining humans."

"Me?" Bat said in shock. "I'm fighting the Dragonborn, is that true?"

"I'm not asking you to fight. You're supposed to lure her away and then get rid of her. You're the fastest flyer, she definitely can't catch up with you."

"For all of our sakes, go ahead! We'll leave the fattest human as a reward for you."

The bat looked at the eager gazes of the goblins in the room, gritted his teeth, and nodded heavily.

The adventure team was still moving forward when suddenly a dark shadow appeared in front of them.

It was a big bat more than one meter long, flapping its wings and flying in front of everyone.

Before anyone could react, it flew away like an arrow, leaving behind only a line of extremely mocking words that echoed in the deep cave:
"Hey! That white-haired lizard girl! When your mother gave birth to you, did she pull you out of your ass by the two horns on your head?!"

(End of this chapter)