My love game is too abstract.
Chapter 47: Can you teach me how to practice dual cultivation?
Chapter 47: Can you teach me how to practice dual cultivation?
"Yalo."
He was just daydreaming when Peach Fox suddenly whispered in his ear.
"Hmm?" Yaluo turned his head slightly.
"This evil spirit comes in a strange way. I think we should get some exorcism items to suppress the evil spirit." Taohu said seriously.
"Then come with me to the main city today. Selina's alchemy equipment is almost ready, and I have to go confirm the order today." Yaluo yawned.
"okay."
After a while, Taohu asked again.
"Did you just have a nightmare?"
"I guess so."
"Then you can tell us and we can help you interpret your dream."
".I dreamed that I turned into a zombie and was killed by a gourd." Yaluo said, looking at the ceiling.
"Uh, my level of cultivation is too low, so I don't understand some of it."
"I'm just talking nonsense, go to sleep."
The room fell silent. After a moment, Tao Hu spoke again:
"Yalo."
"what happened again?"
"My cultivation has not improved at all." Taohu's tone was a little depressed.
"It won't take long, just take your time." Yaluo comforted casually.
"That's right." Taohu lowered his head.
"After all, we are all exploring this world on our own, without a master, a sect, or any techniques."
"However, fortunately, we have a Taoist companion like you, Yaluo, to accompany us."
Yaluo felt as if he had been choked. He turned his head and looked at her helplessly: "No. Do you know what Daolu means?"
"My fellow cultivator, what's wrong?" Taohu looked at him with some confusion.
"That's what I mean, but..." Yalu didn't know how to explain to her that this word had another meaning.
"This word also refers to those who practice dual cultivation together." Yaluo pondered the sentence.
Taohu looked at him and said without hesitation:
"Let's do it then? Double cultivation."
Ya Luo opened his mouth and said, "Do you know what dual cultivation means?"
"I'm not sure, but I think you need to castrate yourself first, right?" Taohu said after thinking for a while.
"I told you it's the Sunflower Manual," he sighed speechlessly.
"Forget it, go to bed quickly. We have to go out tomorrow."
Taohu lowered his eyebrows and said: "I really don't understand a lot. I feel like I don't know as much as Yaluo."
Then she raised her eyes again: "If Yaluo knows, can you teach me? How to do dual cultivation?"
The hot and humid breath exhaled by the girl when she spoke brushed against her ears, bringing a slight itch.
Why do I feel that this little fox is particularly attractive tonight?
Yaluo turned his head and raised his eyebrows at the little fox Yang: "Are you sure you want to do it?"
"We must do it." Taohu said firmly.
Yaluo turned his eyes to the ceiling:
"Teaching a simple little fox demon dual cultivation or something like that feels like a plot from Liu Bei."
He sighed deeply, then turned over and looked directly into the peach fox's beautiful purple eyes.
Taohu was suddenly frightened by his look and leaned back subconsciously.
Yaluo reached out and touched Taohu's delicate face.
Being suddenly touched by him like this, Taohu's pretty face turned red, and she quickly stepped back, hitting her back against the wall.
"Yaya Yaluo, what are you doing?" the little fox said in panic with a blushing face.
"I, I may be a fox who has cultivated, but now I am a girl after all. Well, well, it's better to avoid suspicion between men and women!"
Ya Luo was stunned for a moment, then couldn't help but say, "Didn't you ask me to teach you dual cultivation? And don't you think it's unconvincing that you crawled into my bed and talked about the differences between men and women?"
Taohu's eyes widened slightly: "Could it be that engaging in sexual intercourse is considered dual cultivation?"
"Then what do you think dual cultivation is?" Yaluo looked at her helplessly.
"We thought they were just two Taoist couples singing, playing games, and reciting scriptures together." Taohu's eyes were evasive.
"What kind of Baby Bus version of dual cultivation is this?"
I didn't expect this to be such an absolutely pure vixen.
"I told you it's different." Yaluo turned over and went back, "Okay, if you don't like it, just go to sleep."
However, Taohu reached out a hand and grabbed his clothes.
"Well, we still want to give it a try."
The little fox's voice trembled.
He turned his head and saw her looking at him with her lips pursed shyly.
Just as Yaluo was about to speak, she added, "But, we know very little about this, so can we start with the simplest one?"
"What do you mean by the simplest?" Yaluo was puzzled. Peach Fox stretched out her small, jade-white hand.
"Hold hands first."
"You are too simple..."
Looking at her cute nervous yet determined face, Yaluo felt inexplicably funny.
He turned over again and held Peach Fox's soft and delicate little hand.
"Is this okay?" he said.
Taohu looked at his hand that was being held and lowered his head slightly.
"Yeah," she nodded gently, her eyes half covered.
[Peach Fox Favorability Increased by 30]
"Yaluo's hands are rough and have a lot of calluses, but they are warm."
"After all, I often practice with swords and so on."
Yaluo yawned and said vaguely, "Okay, let's go to bed."
Taohu looked at him for a while, leaned slightly towards him, and gently closed his eyes.
Holding the little fox's hand, his eyelids became heavy. Before falling asleep, he heard the peach fox's even breathing.
Ding Ding Ding!Ding Ding Ding!
A life-threatening ringing of a bell suddenly woke Yaluo up. He sat up suddenly, thinking that there was an alarm because of a nuclear explosion.
He searched around and found his cell phone on the bedside table. He quickly picked it up and turned off the alarm.
"I forgot to set the alarm last night to wake up early, but this ringtone is so scary."
He threw his phone on the table beside him.
"Is it morning yet?"
Taohu sat up from the bed, her long pink hair disheveled, her face still dazed, one strap of her pajamas tilted on her arm. She covered her mouth and yawned loudly, then turned her head and saw Yaluo, her eyes widening.
"Hey hey hey hey? Yaluo? Why are you in our room?!"
The little fox suddenly became much more awake and hurriedly pulled up the quilt to cover her half-exposed body.
"Are you a fish? Didn't you say last night that an evil spirit came into the house and tried to suck my yang energy? And this is my room."
Yaluo said with some helplessness.
Taohu then remembered and scratched his head embarrassedly.
"Yes, yes, I forgot about it after I slept."
Then she remembered something, quickly stood up, and grabbed Yaluo's arm: "Oh right! Evil spirits! Yaluo, we must go to the city early today and buy some items to ward off evil spirits!"
"I know. Go back and wash up. We'll go after breakfast."
At this time, Ji Xiaofei's daily morning crowing sounded as usual.
"Yalo Yaluo, look, Xiao Huihui's belly has become so big, is she pregnant with a bunny?"
In the kitchen, Ji Xiaofei said while holding the gray rabbit that was as fat as a pig.
This rabbit, Yaluo, was intended to be used as reserve food and had never had a name. After Ji Xiaofei took care of it, she gave it the name Xiaohuihui.
"It's just that it's fat. There are no other rabbits here, so how can it get pregnant?" Yaluo said while frying eggs.
"Isn't Yaluo here?" Ji Xiaofei tilted her head.
"You want to be beaten again, don't you?"
Yaluo raised the spatula towards her, and Ji Xiaofei quickly ran away with the rabbit in her arms.
Selena rubbed her eyes and walked downstairs. She was a little tired from yesterday's translation work. She sat down, picked up the sliced bread and took a bite.
"Selena, I have to go into the city today to get the final confirmation and signature on your alchemy order. They will deliver it tomorrow. Also, Taohu has something to do in the city as well." Yaluo said to her.
Although she didn't see any of the evil spirits that Taohu mentioned when she woke up in the morning, she couldn't bear to interrupt her since she was interested.
"Okay, I understand. I'll do the translation myself today." Selena's tone was filled with a hint of resentment.
After breakfast, Yaluo packed up and went out with Taohu, heading towards the main city.
"Yalo."
Taohu called softly beside him.
"Ok?"
"Can we continue the double cultivation we had last night?"
Taohu blushed slightly and stretched out her hand towards him, looking at him with a little expectation.
Yaluo hesitated for a moment, but still held her hand.
Taohu narrowed his eyes and smiled, took two quick steps, and stood next to Yaluo.
“It always feels like taking the kids out to play.”
Yaluo thought inexplicably.
At this moment, a pop-up window appeared in front of him:
[Heart-pounding challenge, have a perfect date with Peach Fox! Reward tokens x40]
(End of this chapter)
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